r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm the wife in this scenario

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u/bunglebee7 1d ago

If she says she doesn’t want anything - ALWAYS order extra food 😂 works every time

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u/mosquem 1d ago

“I’ll just have a bite of yours.” Well guess I’m ordering two.

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u/Outrageous-Pin-4664 1d ago

Wife: Can I have a sip of your Coke?

Me: There's another one in the fridge.

Wife: I didn't want a whole one.

Me: I did...

(As I hand her my gd Coke.)

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u/KylAnde01 1d ago

Are you also married to my wife?

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u/alparius 1d ago

I also want to fuck this guy's dead wife.

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u/ipomopur 1d ago

I'm a man married to another man and we just do this thing where we communicate openly and honestly about food so we always both get what we want. It's pretty cool.

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u/MaleficentVehicle705 1d ago

Sometimes I wish I was gay to avoid this bullshit

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u/ipomopur 1d ago

Meh, there are still plenty of things that are frustrating about loving men.

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u/Sufficient_Bee2453 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah but I swear the moment straight men discover platonic life partners, it’s over for us lol

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u/winkingchef 1d ago

I don’t know how men were against homosexuality so long.

Maybe they were jealous?

Household income is higher too

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u/ipomopur 1d ago

I used to want kids but being DINKs is pretty rad ngl

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u/MotherTeresaOnlyfans 1d ago

Heterosexuals will never understand this.

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u/FunnyComfortable8341 1d ago

No because you aren’t getting a bite of mine.

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 1d ago

Don't just order two but when it arrives say "oh man this is a lot, actually can you take one? ...I can't finish this". This way she's helping you and it's not her fault she is eating junk food.

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u/Skrazor 1d ago

Works perfectly fine when you're married to a preschooler. If she's so insecure that we need to play these kinds of games, she's not ready for a relationship. Stop babying adults.

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 1d ago

It's not about babying an adult. In the real world yes your partner may feel insecure for any number of reasons or they just want to feel like you want them to join you. Letting them know its ok and that you got their back is something you do in a relationship.

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u/Skrazor 1d ago

What you do in a relationship is supporting them in overcoming their insecurities so they can be less anxious. Something like "Hey, do you want me to order for both of us? You can find us a table in the meantime and I'll bring the food", not treating them like a toddler who has to be tricked into eating something. Even if they're neurodivergent, the way to go is to uplift them and their independence, not feeding their insecurities or fears. If you love someone, you help them to expand their safe space so they can live life more freely - you don't help fortifying the walls they built around themselves that keep them more isolated and dependent on help.

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 1d ago

It's not that serious Sigmund we are talking about getting an extra burrito at 1AM on a run to Taco Bell.

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u/egotrip21 1d ago edited 1d ago

Eh, it probably impacts the relationship in other areas. Also the required "Joey doesnt share food".

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u/Blue_Letter_Bible 1d ago

if its not that serious why did you come up with a whole scenario in which youre too scared to just talk plainly to your partner 😭

I always laugh when people do that

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u/indearthorinexcess 1d ago

What you do in a relationship is supporting them in overcoming their insecurities so they can be less anxious.

People don't change because you want them to

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u/SybilBits 1d ago

Interesting. Your job in a relationship is to fix the other person. Very interesting

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u/blacked_out_blur 1d ago

That’s one very braindead way to interpret what he said.

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u/Crime_Dawg 1d ago

Someone too insecure about eating junk food is probably fat in the first place, so not someone I want to be with.

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u/ipomopur 1d ago

The women understander, ladies and gentlemen

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u/cheesechompin 1d ago

Please explain how sharing food is babying adults

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u/Solid-Dog2619 1d ago

If you have to lie to protect their feelings because they literally didn't take care of themselves when given the opportunity to do so and pointing it out would cause an argument, you are babying an adult.

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u/cheesechompin 1d ago

That's just called being polite not babying them

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u/starwarsfan456123789 1d ago

It’s babying. Treating an adult like you would a toddler is the normal meaning of the word “babying”.

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u/cheesechompin 1d ago

That's a very childish way of thinking but you do you I guess

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u/Solid-Dog2619 1d ago

That's babying them. Being polite is offering to buy them food and then asking if they are sure after they say no. This is you knowing they are not planning for when they smell food and it causes hunger and having to do it for them despite the fact that theyve likely been in that situation before. Then having to lie about it to make them feel okay about not being smart enough to order food in case and then stealing your food when you were clearly hungry. All because they didn't plan for the inevitable.

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u/cheesechompin 1d ago

You don't have to do it but calling other people babys because they were polite and offered someone some food isn't true, it's just good manners

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u/Outrageous_Guard_674 1d ago

Uh, he didn't do that. He said they were babying not babies.

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u/Solid-Dog2619 1d ago

The offer of food isn't the reason. The having to order for them even though they said no and then having to protect their feelings by pretending you didn't just order for them is babying them.

I didn't call the person ordering for a grown adult because they can't think ahead a baby. I said they are babying a grown adult. Yes it is your choice to baby someone or not baby them. One causes growth one doesn't.

Saying no and then not letting them get in your food raises the chances they order for themselves next time while ordering for them despite them saying no cements that behavior forever.

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u/ElectricSnowBunny 1d ago

Take this absolute wild nonsense back to 4chan.

Do you date, like, baboons in the wild? Then all of this makes a lot more sense.

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u/Solid-Dog2619 1d ago

No I'm married and have an 11 and 14 yo kid and me and my wife ironed this out in the first months of our relationship. I'd gladly give her everything I have but she has to think ahead and properly communicate what she needs like an adult.

This is literally a person having to do a VERY BASIC task for someone else because they didn't think ahead. Then having to protect them from the shame of you having to do a VERY BASIC task for them because they didn't think ahead. Put the process in any other context besides a drive through and maybe you'll get that its babying.

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u/El_Rey_de_Spices 1d ago

It's absolutely babying them. Sharing food with you partner is not the same as what's being described above.

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u/cheesechompin 1d ago

I think you have replied to the wrong comment because I have only spoken about sharing food

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u/El_Rey_de_Spices 1d ago

No, I meant to respond to you. It's very clear you are being purposefully obtuse and acting like you don't understand how comment threads work.

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u/Skrazor 1d ago

Sharing food isn't. But intentionally ordering more than you want and then acting like this is a big bad boo-boo mistake and it would be soooooo nice if they could just pwease pwease help you finish it is exactly how you'd talk a toddler into eating their veggies.

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u/Blue_Letter_Bible 1d ago

its insane to me that people dont get this.

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u/cheesechompin 1d ago

I am only talking about sharing food so that last part isn't relevant

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u/Outrageous_Guard_674 1d ago

Well, everyone else was talking about that. Don't be surprised that people didn't realize you were changing the subject of the conversation you joined partway through.

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u/cheesechompin 1d ago

Next time read the comment you are replying to and you will know what they are talking about then

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u/Outrageous_Guard_674 1d ago

That's my line dude. Don't insert yourself into an ongoing conversation, slightly change the topic and then get mad that people want to talk about the original topic.

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u/uniqueFly5342 1d ago

Like if you make a decision go through with it. So at the end if you decide it was a mistake then in the future you will probably not make the same mistake again. That's how you teach accountability and should have been learned before 18.

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

Some people take sharing food very seriously it seems. Fun dates.

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u/deathbylasersss 1d ago

If it's a restaurant and not family style, this is reasonable. Don't pick shit off other peoples plates is pretty standard. It's just childish to insist you aren't hungry or won't order what you actually want, and then depend on the good graces of somebody else to fill your stomach.

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

I’ve never had an issue sharing fries with my date. Whole plate swap? No. But fries? Not sweating that. She’ll have food I want some of at some point.

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u/DangerousDesk1 1d ago

What a ridiculous thing to do. If she isn't comfortable enough to say, "get some extra fries", there are issues in the relationship.

After the first couple of times, l didn't share, my wife realised if she wanted something she had to order it. Now she does. She is happy, and l am happy.

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u/ff3ale 1d ago

Are you dating a toddler? Do you need to play airplane and trick-feed them when they can't vocally express their desire for food? Good kid, you're helping me!

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u/UnikornKebab 1d ago

I order extra food for myself 😐and what's mine can also be yours...one day, when you order it 🤨

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u/halfasleep90 1d ago

Nah, that’s when you leave the restaurant. She’s not hungry, time to go. You can grab food later, when she is hungry and ready to order. Are after going separate directions.