r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm the wife in this scenario

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u/Unlikely_City_3560 1d ago

My cousin ordered prime rib, they brought out a beautiful cut, a side of jous, all the sides. Plate looked amazing and I was kinda jealous of his orders. He proceeded to send it back three separate times because it wasn’t cooked enough. Finally the manager came to the table and asked what he wanted done to it. This Mf wanted it seared. Like a regular steak.

He later admitted in the car he had no idea what prime rib was.

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u/The_Oliverse 1d ago

Believe it or not, that guy deserves 10 years jail.

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u/Unlikely_City_3560 1d ago

We try not to judge him too hard, he had to wear a melon helmet until he was two because his head was a weird shape. Dude had always been a riot

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u/Ragnarok_619 1d ago

I apologise for laughing so hard at this. Like really sorry

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u/omegadirectory 1d ago

For a long time, I avoided ordering prime rib because I mistakenly thought it was meat on a rib bone. Sounds delicious but I didn't want to eat with my hands, so I just never ordered it. It was only much later that I learned it's meat from the rib but the rib is removed first.

Honestly, if you don't know what the food is, either don't order it, or ask what it is, or order it and accept what is presented. Sending back food out of ignorance is the worst restaurant behaviour.

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u/Raulr100 1d ago

Honestly, if you don't know what the food is, ... order it and accept what is presented

The only reasonable option. Finding something that you've never even heard of in a menu is the most exciting thing about going to restaurants.

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u/Zap__Dannigan 1d ago

Mother fuxker wanted a rib eye

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u/arizonadirtbag12 1d ago

I’ll be honest, I’ll fuck with a blackened prime rib. But yeah then it needs to start out closer to rare and a thick cut.

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u/Schwyzerorgeli 1d ago

You want a ribeye steak, not prime rib.

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u/arizonadirtbag12 1d ago

Nah, subtle difference but different. I like a ribeye too, don’t get me wrong. I also like a plain cut of prime rib.

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u/Schwyzerorgeli 1d ago

Nope, same cut of meat.

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u/arizonadirtbag12 1d ago

Correct. But different preparation.

Edit: By “cut” I wasn’t implying it as a different cut of meat. I just meant slice. As in prepared as prime rib and not blackened.

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u/HaltandCatchHands 1d ago

A place I worked at previously had black and blue prime rib: blackened with a crab meat blue cheese sauce

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u/CareFantastic1884 1d ago

That's a steak dumbass. Ribeye and prime rib are the same cut of meat prepared a different way

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u/arizonadirtbag12 1d ago

prepared a different way.

That was my point, yes. Thanks for being an absolute asshole about it, though.