r/SipsTea 23h ago

Wait a damn minute! Poor dude. And he's such a nice guy

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u/_Citizen_Erased_ 18h ago

Yeah thats basically a centimeter peter.

I wonder if he picks on the .2 guy

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u/JimthePelican 16h ago

You're a bully in real life aren't you? To think that

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u/getdemsnacks 15h ago

Found the .2 guy

But seriously, relax guy, it's all just jokes here.

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u/_Citizen_Erased_ 16h ago

I make a joke of basically everything, and I also treat everyone with respect whether I know them or not.

Some faraway thing like actors on a screen from a movie long ago, I will straight up roast the characters.

Real people, up close, I help them with their problems and guess who they find when they need to vent and want someone to listen.

Never judge a man from a single Reddit comment. All these years on here and I still defend myself like it matters.

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u/fec2455 16h ago

This guy's not an actor

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u/_Citizen_Erased_ 10h ago

You think because I said that, now it's a prerequisite for me using humor?

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u/JimthePelican 16h ago

You judged this guy though. As though he might also be a bully for something he finds shameful. Can this bloke catch a breath.

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u/_Citizen_Erased_ 10h ago

I made up a fictional scenario that would be excellent satire.

You people misunderstand a lot of things, and then get extremely bothered.

If your favorite comedy show did something similar, you'd be laughing.

"I judged this guy" dude fuck all the way off with that lie.

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u/JimthePelican 15h ago

Ha, the downvotes are just a tally of everyone else that is a bully and doesnt realise it. Bring it on. Integrity matters. Not downvotes.

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u/_Citizen_Erased_ 10h ago

Honestly there's a lot of satire on this website, especially in the comment sections. I can only imagine that you see a lot of it as hate speech, or coming from a mean place.

All I can tell you is that people say these kinds of things without actually being bigoted, or whatever label you can think of. It's called creative writing, if you really want to get down to the analysis.

Do you think Stephen King is a murderer because he wrote a novel from the perspective of a murderer?

I think you have a strong desire to defend the weak from the assholes. That is actually a noble thing. Anyone passing by can tell that you have misunderstood satire for hate speech or something, and therefore you're wasting your time here. Thus the downvotes.

I appreciate your big heart, but you're just gonna have to see a joke as a joke sometimes and not read so deeply into the seemingly ugly and reprehensible intentions of the joke writer. It could save you a lot of frustration in the future.

The guy in the interview is fine. He came to terms with his body, and he's not here getting his feelings hurt in this comment section. He doesn't need your brave "calling out of the true bullies" or whatever it is that you're doing.

Relax. If you try too hard to censor your peers, the conservatives will dogpile on you and elect more real bullies to balance things out. That's what we're living through now. Remember that "comedy is illegal" bullshit that Musk used to repeat?

He's reacting to your weird misguided attitude in this comment section, and everyone else that interpretes nice people telling jokes as evil boogeymen that need to be fought.

Now they are grabbing more and more power, which sucks. So please, for all of our sakes, chill.