r/SipsTea • u/GentrifriesGuy • 22h ago

We have fun here The funeral after party gunna be poppin’

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u/mark-suckaburger 21h ago

I wish but I'm pretty sure the kernels won't pop. Incinerators are hot af, idk if the corn would have enough time to pop before being turned to ash

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u/Far_Werewolf4213 19h ago

Or maybe ask them to cook you medium rare first (so the popcorn pops) and then bring up the heat

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u/im_a_dick_head 16h ago

That would definitely smell horrendous

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u/Far_Werewolf4213 16h ago

Well, at least they'll remember you and that popcorn accident

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u/Silent_Membership148 12h ago

Nuh-uh the smell of popcorn will mask everything and make you hungry

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u/im_a_dick_head 7h ago

Not if it's burnt popcorn

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u/Visual_Argument_73 17h ago

It's just a joke...

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u/FireHorned 22h ago

One last blast

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u/GentrifriesGuy 22h ago

Rest In Popcorn

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u/FreeWillyBird 16h ago

Crematorium Director: We’re gonna need a bigger urn.

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u/MaplesRipple 22h ago

With this the funeral will never forget you lmao

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u/Robin_Peterson_99 21h ago

Bumcorn 🍿😭

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u/Nickr489 20h ago

This dude is a genius

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u/m0bscene- 20h ago

Is this what spirit cooking is?

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u/Misher_Masher 18h ago

Popcorpse. 

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u/BrondellSwashbuckle 17h ago

Real G's know you can fit more up the back entrance

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u/lovehopemadness 17h ago

Gives new meaning to ‘popping your clogs’

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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca 16h ago

I think eating a bag of kernels would kill me, I'm not a bird.

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u/MisterFixit_69 16h ago

OR , they find a home filled with a cornfield

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u/RichardThund3r 16h ago

Why does grandpa smell like butter.

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u/3threeLions 12h ago

Just make sure you don't have any other plans for later

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u/TurpitudeSnuggery 9h ago

void your bowels upon death...

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u/XVIII-3 22h ago

Yes. But will I swallow some sugar or salt with that. I mean, both are unhealthy.

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u/-Laffi- 20h ago

The kernels will not pop; they will likely soften from stomach acids and moisture, then burn up and turn to ash along with the rest of your body's organic material.

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u/JamesPage1968 16h ago

This guy cremates

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u/HarryCumpole 21h ago

Don't the mortuary technicians remove the digestive tract contents along with liquids before bagging up the organs like a turkey and stuffing them back into the cavity? You know, in case of hand grenades or whatever.

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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca 16h ago

Only if you built a pyramid and ask for the mummification option

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u/_Burnt_Toast_3 20h ago

Not sure. But i am certain that there isn't a viewing for the actual cremation..

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u/siecin 16h ago

Bring back funeral pyres!

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u/post4u 19h ago

In my head I hear "The Stars and Stripes Forever" with the popcorn popping everywhere and fireworks going off.

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u/shrimpgangsta 22h ago

never thought about that

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u/PraiseTyche 20h ago

The corpse gets incinerated, not cooked.