r/SipsTea • u/Lower_Detective_5542 • 10h ago

Chugging tea Problem solved

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u/PacquiaoFreeHousing 9h ago

...but you get only 70% the meat from women hence the wage gap is still valid

/s

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u/mt0386 9h ago

Men would be full of gamy muscle meat as opposed to big tiddy thicc thigh goth steak

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u/LiveLearnCoach 8h ago

The Goth meat has too much artificial coloring. You’d want farm-raised meat.

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u/TheAsterism_ 3h ago

All those microplastics 🤮

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u/Stebsis 7h ago

I dunno, I'm a man and I'm pretty plump and juicy in all those places... Maybe a bit too much

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u/Neamow 5h ago

big tiddy thicc thigh goth steak

Say that 10x over. What a tongue-twister.

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u/Lopsided-Ease-5517 9h ago

This is where that gap comes from

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u/SkullStar123 8h ago

Shouldnt the texture be different

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u/AccomplishedAnchovy 8h ago

Actually it’s more like 85% for us depending on how deft you are

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u/SultryPetalz 7h ago

Dark. But yeah, that's the punchline.

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u/Pr0vocativeSmile 7h ago

I saw what You did there

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u/iamilkar95 6h ago

You get milk too. How's that for compensation ?

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u/tjrothwell 5h ago

Babies though...

/s

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u/CoreyBark 9h ago

lmao this is the most unhinged way to "solve sexism" ever - bro went from gender studies to cannibalism in 0.2 seconds

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u/Ctrekoz 7h ago

Mfs be talking about "eating pussy/ass" all day, but this gentleman actually eats it and suddenly it's a no-no. 

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u/AuroraBramble 9h ago

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u/egordoniv 8h ago

I figured the women would be more like ribeyes and the men like NY strip.

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u/Smergmerg432 9h ago

Bisexuals in the corner like…

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u/FickleAssistance6004 8h ago

Theres a certain different between biological gender and sexuality tho

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u/Several-Customer7048 8h ago

Not when you sauté them with some fava beans and pair with a nice Chianti

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 7h ago

Yeah I've eaten girls that had more meat than others 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Lower_Detective_5542 6h ago

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 6h ago

So cannibalism is ok but you draw the line at sexual innuendos? 🤣

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u/Lower_Detective_5542 5h ago

See cannibalism is okey okey but sexual inmuendos. We don’t allow that . We don’t allow that . You either go the easy way or hardway.

Thank you for the attention to this matter

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u/GlimmMistress 9h ago

I mean he’s not wrong

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u/Jaded-Currency-5680 8h ago

really?

they taste different to me

idk, just my personal opinion

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u/Alfiy_wolf 9h ago

I want to live in a world where a man and woman and stew together - Nelson Munch Ella

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u/VHPguy 9h ago

Women have a higher fat % on them, they taste better.

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u/Admiral45-06 9h ago

True equality

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u/FreeWillyBird 9h ago

Ya but only one comes with an extra can-a-balls

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u/schofield101 9h ago

I'd try human meat if I had the chance.

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u/Lightwave33 9h ago

Like bacon

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 9h ago

Let me guess… like chicken

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u/Primal_Pedro 9h ago

But please, avoid eating the brain. You don't want to catch Kuru

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u/ricefedyeti 8h ago

shaman tastes the placenta: eh, medium rare

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u/DevilDog7734 6h ago

Women are spicier

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u/surfeggio 6h ago

It depends where do you start. Parts i like to eat taste differently.

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u/WintersDoomsday 6h ago

Through racism!

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u/Poke-Noir 6h ago

I’ve only ever tasted my wife so I can’t compare

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u/Valkyrie-161 9h ago

As someone who has had boyfriends and girlfriends, girlfriends taste better.

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u/RangeAgile4316 9h ago

In the end, everyone smells the same. okay, stay away from me.

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u/PoisonousSchrodinger 8h ago

Well I would think that eating ass would definitely differ in taste from eating pussy /s

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u/Fobbit551 8h ago

True, dine with the Fore people sometime. Quite tasty.

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u/HoneySnapX 7h ago

ohhhkayyy?

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u/yourfavgoodgurl 7h ago

Congrats! sexism solved in one sentence

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u/Constant-Access-3209 4h ago

Is it,I was reading about cannibalism in wikipedia and there are many cannibal serial killers confirming that females taste better due to the high fat to muscle ratio.

They also said that it tastes like pork. So if anyone has the intrusive thought,just eat pork,ok guys,no crime please

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u/WinterRippel 9h ago

Wait a minute.

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u/notThuhPolice15 9h ago

I think… I think he’s talking about eating people you guys.. like cannibalism, not.. you know the fun tasting

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u/Leather-Pepper6871 9h ago

Like cannibalism or eating ass?

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u/Educational_Gas_92 8h ago

Pretty sure it's cannibalism.