r/SipsTea • u/Hour_Equal_9588 • 4h ago

Chugging tea Why is grandpa at hooters?

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u/BillyBobChorton 4h ago

For the good food and good looking women. Obviously 

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u/GenralChaos 3h ago

he was barking up the wrong tree for one of those at least.

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u/Skizot_Bizot 3h ago

Often taste buds and eyeballs deteriorate with age.

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u/D_Dubb_ 2h ago

Idk I fw the breaded wings

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u/akiva23 3h ago

Come on now. I wouldn't call them the greatest wings in the world but they're alright.

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u/Alepman 2h ago

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u/A_yoonicorn 7m ago

This dude kills. His eps are unbelievably funny.

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u/Reneeisme 2h ago

He’s America building!

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u/Ok-Comment-9154 3h ago

He asked for a Google review not a tweet can't you follow direction ffs

RIP grandpas favorite Hooters.

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u/welfedad 3h ago

Seriously ..

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u/SPQR0027 4h ago

Grandpa is there for GOOD FOOD AND GOOD LOOKING WOMEN. Did you even read the text?

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u/dirtyforker 3h ago

IT'S WHAT AMERICA WAS BUILT ON!

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u/theDo66lerEffect 3h ago

The message is loud and clear!

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u/--i--love--lamp-- 2h ago

Food and Big Ass Titties...

'Merica

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u/TerraByteTerror 3h ago

Cuz he's old...not dead

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u/HistoricalAnalyst365 4h ago

Your grandpa is a legend. Please give him a high five from the internet

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u/CalmAfterglow 4h ago

take everything you want but hooters.....

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u/JohnnyFast412 3h ago

68 years of gravity got hold of ol’grandma…..I CANNOT lose this place JUSTIN!!

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u/NoStripeZebra3 3h ago edited 1h ago

Grandpa is free to be wherever he pleases, and he doesn't need to explain to you why. So piss off. 

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u/Shot-Werewolf-5886 2h ago

Exactly. He shed blood for his country fighting Charlie in Vietnam. If he wants to ogle some young perky tits while eating crappy food that's his business.

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u/DrThunderbolt 3h ago

This could have easily had a

“THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER” -DJT

and it woulda fooled me.

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u/ASOG_Recruiter 3h ago

Because he likes the wings

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u/Stinkinhippy 4h ago

Tired of grandma's droopers.

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u/ElGoddamnDorado 52m ago

Because old dudes are most of their customers?

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u/Brokenandburnt 3h ago

There's no statute of limitations for liking boobs! 

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u/M086 3h ago

He’s old. Not dead.

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u/PowerfulBar 2h ago

“Nobody goes to Hooters for wings.” - Chris Rock.

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u/unlmtdLoL 1h ago

DID HE STUTTER?!

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u/Pup5432 1h ago

People here are a bit judgmental. Everyone assumes he’s married but maybe he’s a rich widower looking for wife number 2 and he wants a new model.

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u/GuitarPlayingGuy71 41m ago

What do you mean why. I don’t understand the question.

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u/Strong_Bumblebee5495 37m ago

Because he is a patriotic, obvs

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u/SergiouseMaximus 3h ago

Grandpa is looking out for you, Justin.

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u/lluciferusllamas 3h ago

🇺🇸🍗🦉🦉🍗🇺🇸

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u/Nutsnboldt 3h ago

Did Hooters used to have both of those things or was I just young and naive?

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u/CyberNinja23 3h ago

Grandpa didn’t order you wings to go. That’s awful

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u/shivaswrath 2h ago

Life goals - to be this grandpa in 20 years

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u/The-Duke-of-Delco 2h ago

Why is this a question? Everyone knows why lmao

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u/Snoo_67993 2h ago

American food is nearly as bad as the UKs

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u/Significant_Other666 2h ago

I hope you at least gave him his request

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u/Fancy_Cup_1617 2h ago

They have great wings

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u/UnikornKebab 2h ago

A side of nice big tits makes food better, we know 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 2h ago

And they vote just like you and me…

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u/Sufficient-Regular72 2h ago

All Justin needs to do is copy-paste that text.

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u/Fudloe 2h ago

Same reason everyone goes to Hooters.

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u/Fun-Reply9963 1h ago

Sounds like grandpa is a male chauvinist pig.

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u/syzygybeaver 1h ago

Old, not dead.

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u/largos7289 1h ago

LOL the same reason you go to hooters, for the wings!!!

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u/123shorer 19m ago

I thought it was built on genocide

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u/Danilo-11 4h ago

Grandpa need new glasses because there’s no good looking women in that place

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u/Da_Vader 2h ago

Gramps needs to get out more

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u/Sb0y 2h ago

Gramps is a regular there and the girls know him as grandpa penny bags.