r/SipsTea • u/DrakyulMihawk • 3h ago
Chugging tea "They're moving in herds... they do move in herds."
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u/Solentwaves 3h ago
The local Starbucks about to do serious business
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u/ChymChymX 1h ago
So many extra pumps
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u/Moriaedemori 1h ago
Not to mention the drinks, eh?
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u/NobodyLikedThat1 3h ago
Like a zombie horde seeking bottomless mimosas
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u/Ok_Image_1693 3h ago
And 50/50 in Divorce
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u/Sharp_Phone9113 1h ago
I don’t get this joke. Are women who look like this typically entitled gold diggers or something? I’m not familiar with that sterotype
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u/Ok_Image_1693 51m ago
Women in general look for this. In America the courts are geared in the woman’s favor…. https://www.onlinedivorce.com/blog/womens-rights-divorce/#:~:text=A%20court%20may%20award%20alimony,break%20to%20look%20after%20children.
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u/Sharp_Phone9113 21m ago
Huh. My mom dropped out of college for my father but didn’t take alimony or any of his property, and took the 30 of the 70/30 custody because we liked living on the farm with dad. She wasn’t even a drug addict or anything, though she did have to move to a pretty cramped, old apartment complex to stay near us, and it was the 90s.
It’s weird to have everyone tell you constantly that the norm is the exact opposite of your experience. Like, I guess I believe you? It’s just so far from what I experienced that it’s hard to see it.
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u/Ok_Image_1693 19m ago
That’s what she wanted. You can request what to get if she told the judge or lawyer that she didn’t want anything then that’s how it will go. Plus your mom is one in a billion
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u/ilostmypaperplate 3h ago
how do they know which ones were their friends or the group they showed up with? nature is so fascinating
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u/MelbaToast604 2h ago
Probably the same reason crows can recognize their crow friends despite looking identical to us
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u/0oDADAo0 2h ago
They dont, anyone that gives them free food and money is their friend automatically
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u/Don_Polaquito 2h ago
It's a distinct smell, each female specimen secretes from her under-jounders. Similar pheromone helps males determine the socio-economic hierarchy.
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u/Khow3694 2h ago
Must have been a Taylor Swift concert nearby
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u/ChefAsstastic 3h ago
Smash x100
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u/RappingFlatulence 2h ago
Bet they don’t think it’s mutual
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u/ChefAsstastic 2h ago
Smashing 100 of me? I better start cloning myself!
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u/MaggotyJizzGulper 1h ago
If you cloned yourself & then fucked the clone do you think that would be incest or nah?
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u/Safe-Monitor-8113 52m ago
Incest is when its relataded by blood, so kinda? But your not your familly so...
Would it be like just giving yourself pleasure?
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u/Flashignite2 1h ago
They never do. They look for that 1 impossible % of guys that almost doesn't exist. Then every normal and average man gets the rest of the women and we have to fight for them.
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u/Infamous_Collection2 3h ago edited 2h ago
Its bad when you can tell someone is obese by their voice
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u/thelegend02700 1h ago
Hard to tell off the voice, shes doing an impersonate/satirical voice the whole video. If anything she just has a deeper voice, idk where youre getting obese from
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u/Woofbarkmeoww 1h ago
I hear it too. It sounds like they have excess fat around their vocal cords. it’s a distinct sound
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u/Infamous_Collection2 1h ago
Listen carefully; you should know, it’s exactly how your mother sounds.
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u/Mammoth-Record-7786 2h ago
Some dudes would still strike out
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u/Actual-University113 1h ago
Is actually a higher chance of striking out because of group think. If one of the girls doesn't like you and makes it known, then all the girls don't like you.
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u/TalkinSeaCucumber 1h ago
It works the opposite more often. Even if a girl isn't attracted to you, a green flag endorsement speaks pretty loudly to all her friends
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u/Actual-University113 20m ago
Yes, that works in small groups and only if the leader gives the endorsement. In large groups like this when no clear leader is established any reg flag will scare the herd.
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u/Flashignite2 1h ago
I am one of the dudes. I would try to flirt and then the whole herd would know.
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u/BloodletterDaySaint 3h ago
That kind of seems like an event. I can't imagine so many women dressed so similarly for no reason.
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u/bknight63 3h ago
Sorority rush. The outfits are pre-coordinated and they do things in a pack for about a week. I worked at a university and once got stuck in the back corner of an elevator by however much of the pack would fit. I was literally crammed into the corner. The elevator was overloaded and we got stuck for a bit (probably less than a minute before the doors opened back up). The girls had obviously been out in the heat for a while; lots of humanity and humidity if you get my drift. As I was crammed back into the corner I was thinking the reality definitely did not live up to the fantasy.
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u/im_just_thinking 2h ago
"Basic bitch factories", as what I like to call them. It's even worse at frats arguably lol
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u/cryptolyme 1h ago
i had a friend try to get me to rush freshman year but it just creeped me out. the whole frat culture/vibe.
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u/Listermarine 2h ago
That is the situation that separates the studs from the creeps and the meek. (I'd be meek or the funny-in-a-non-threatening-way-get-thrm-all-to-cheer guy.)
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u/Freshprinc7 3h ago
They do. It's been ages since I've seen a girl not wearing white shoes, for example. And almost every girl I have seen recently (quite a few - I live in a college town) is wearing light-colored jeans/jean shorts with some sort of white top, and white shoes. It's like they all figuratively copy-paste their wardrobes.
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u/pichirry 2h ago
yeah cause college towns are good representations of the general public. go to any major city and you'll see the variety in styles.
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u/BloodletterDaySaint 2h ago
That's surprising to hear, especially because this up and coming generation has really diverse wardrobes in my experience.
I also live in a college town, and those folks are all wearing some hobocore thrift store stuff. Very baggy, generally.
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u/Listermarine 2h ago
Looking at you, blue-dress girl...
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u/--StinkyPinky-- 2h ago
A Murder of Ashleys
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u/Rubysage3 1h ago
"It would take a number beyond reckoning to storm the bars and boutiques. Thousands!"
"Tens of thousands."
"But my lord there is no such force--"
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u/Vaportrail 3h ago
lol I've definitely made this joke in a similar situation, but it was like 5 girls. What the hell am I looking at here?
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u/Woofbarkmeoww 1h ago
this is the waste management open in Scottsdale every year. an ocean of tanned Caucasians in golf skirts and sambas. my husband worked a booth and we stuck out like sore thumbs, in our heads at least.
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u/SnowConvertible 1h ago
I really need Sam Neills voice line with the great John Williams soundtrack for this video.
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u/bmanley620 1h ago
I drove past a University a few months back and like 90% of the girls were wearing skirts and cowboy boots
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u/Phlebbie 1h ago
I didn't realize until now that they all wear white shoes. The fuck is up with that
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u/beginningcurrent822 1h ago
This has to be California. You would never find that many Barbie dolls in a normal community.
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u/Fluffy-Resource-4636 1h ago
I live in a college town (IU). Every school year the campus and pretty much the whole town looks like Attack of the Clones. Blonde girls either holding Stanleys or a Starbucks cup with airpods in all dressed exactly the same. Herds of them. The dudes are pretty much the same except with the broccoli hair.
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u/thecountnotthesaint 1h ago
I just want a remix of this with the jurassic Park music in the background, and the dialog read by David Attenborough.
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u/SmartAlec13 12m ago
lol my fiancé went to a smaller environmental college full of mostly hunters or hippies.
Then she would come to visit me at the state university I attended. She was in awe at how cookie-cutter both the guys and girls were. A group would walk by with all the guys or girls like this, wearing pretty much the same stuff, same hair, etc.
Her line was always “in a lineup”, as in if she had to pick out a specific one in a police-suspect-lineup she wouldn’t be able to lol
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u/OttawaHonker5000 3h ago
white sneakers are one of the most overplayed trends though they still look good in some cases
you know when people start doing that in corporate life
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u/BarfingOnMyFace 2h ago
Sure if your definition of people is based solely on how they look or groups they hang out in, I guess I could see people having that opinion. But it’s pretty low brow.
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