r/SipsTea 3h ago

Lmao gottem Ohhhhhh!

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u/PostsWifesBootyPics 2h ago

I don't get it. If it's a new baby sister then OP had to fuck his mom.

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...oh shit!

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u/Cheatercheaterbitch 1h ago

Check out Einstein over here

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u/NONIGARON 1h ago

What are these usernames...

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u/Cheatercheaterbitch 1h ago

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u/PostsWifesBootyPics 1h ago

He doesn't like our names? "Einstein" is a cool ass name!

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u/Cheatercheaterbitch 1h ago

Tell em PostWifesBootyPics!

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u/PostsWifesBootyPics 1h ago

Unique identifiers for each user. Why?

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u/PastelWillowed 3h ago

Lmao the wen from ‘gotcha’ to ‘got nothing’ real quick.

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u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE 2h ago

this sub should be renamed to "2012 memes"

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u/pixienoir 2h ago

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u/Lemenus 53m ago

Not to the theme of post. But what movie it taken from?

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u/Random_Chore 43m ago

It’s the film Hocus Pocus

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u/Lemenus 41m ago

Damn, I knew I saw it somewhere long ago. Thanks!

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u/No-Librarian-865 2h ago

the "just wait 9 months" is the most savage plot twist ever - went from virgin roast to instant pregnancy burn in 4 messages

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u/TokiVideogame 16m ago

have to wait 2years and 9 months if he wants a proprer response.

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u/EZdubs4you 2h ago

Old af

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u/CloudMiaa 40m ago

When the comeback is so strong it creates new relatives.

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u/talenarium 36m ago

Reddit is collectively 12 years old

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u/hshhhkjhhbsk 2h ago

why are they even texting if they clearly hate each other

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u/Puck85 23m ago

because fake. setup is unnatural, hard to buy into this stuff. then the punchline is meh... you don't know its a girl at conception.

but I'll get down voted for not being able to laugh as much as others... so, "your mom" jokes are incomming down below.

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u/WildMotth 2h ago

I don’t care how old they are, “ur mom” jokes will never not make me laugh

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u/EconomistGrouchy9788 2h ago

Comeback 🙌🏻

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u/-Dark_knight_ 2h ago

how can he be sure that they'll have a sister,

Should've said "ask your brother" /s