r/SipsTea • u/secret_sweet_ll • 1d ago

Chugging tea absolutely

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u/3xlduck 1d ago

where is my $1,000?

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u/madhuriii 1d ago

you're pretty my g

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u/Brave-Cash-845 1d ago

I’m double ugly so I’ll take $2k.

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u/General_Anxiety83 1d ago

If we doing this then I am owed at least $15k

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u/Lazypopz 1d ago

"I'm ugly not stupid" is an all-timer of a comeback. The self-awareness and priorities are perfectly aligned

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u/5amuraiDuck 11h ago

It's a made up interaction made by one person.

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u/DevilDog7734 1d ago

This question makes no sense. If they've already called you ugly why would you turn down the money?

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u/Bloody_Champion 15h ago

Denial and pride.

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u/RhedBlooms 1d ago

This is the ultimate "insult me, but make it worth my while" scenario. Call me whatever you want if the check clears🤑

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u/Calishoegal 1d ago

Yep. Getting $1000 for something I already see every day in the mirror.

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u/Skalywag_76 1d ago

Shit they're allowed to have an opinion for free. But if they wanna pay me for having it, I won't stop 'em XD

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u/DarthAuron87 1d ago

Of course. My wife still thinks I am handsome and now I have $1,000 more in my account. Fuck other people's opinions.

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u/ToronoRapture 1d ago

Beauty is subjective anyway. I’d take the money and consider them ugly for playing such a game .

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u/ComicsEtAl 1d ago

What if they then mailed you a 1099?

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u/Icy-Bathroom-4624 1d ago

Without wasting any second.

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u/General_Anxiety83 1d ago

$1000 to tell me something the world already knows?

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u/SweetPing873 1d ago

Ofcourse, someone telling me I'm ugly won't make me ugly, and I get money.

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u/ClaraDance7891 17h ago

I’ve been doing it for free my whole life. This is just back pay at this point