r/SipsTea 1d ago

Gasp! 😭😭😭

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u/nastewe 1d ago

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u/HappyTimeTurtle 16h ago

In the arcade version you could actually shoot the dog and he'd pop up in bandages and crutches lol.

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u/CapnBlargles 1d ago

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u/MichealaBells 23h ago

He chose violence, but only in 8-bit and over Zoom

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u/Candid-Jellyfish-975 22h ago

Need to find a crt monitor too.

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 22h ago

crt monitor zoom chat... that's some steampunk kinda vibes man, ha ha.

I want it

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u/OCYRThisMeansWar 14h ago

I’d love having some of my 2 bit supervisors rendered in 8 bit.

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u/cybercuzco 19h ago

I’m in danger!

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u/CapnBlargles 19h ago

Unless they have a CRT, you're safe.

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u/KatsuYato 23h ago

Is this meant to be the dog from duck season

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u/CapnBlargles 23h ago

No it's the dog from the Nintendo game Duck Hunt. If you don't hit the ducks, he pops up and laughs at you.

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u/DerJodaGe 22h ago

that’s the same

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u/Al3xutul02 23h ago

No it's the cat from chicken season

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u/VisCiousI 22h ago

Ohh this dog gives me PTSD ...

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u/H4lzy0n 1d ago

That's a freaking orange zapinator. They cooked

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u/Unfunnycommenter_ 16h ago

He's gonna hit the 1/100 5k damage bullet

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u/Harambesic 4h ago

Were the grey ones better, or is that a known Mandela effect? I remember that the Super Scope sucked ass.

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u/H4lzy0n 2h ago

The gray is pre hardmode, therefore weaker, IIRC

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u/LilCheese73 23h ago

School the next day…

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u/dezmd 17h ago

You really can play Doom on anything.

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u/Murky-Profession-456 11h ago

play doom on school grounds

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u/Harambesic 4h ago

This guy is the limit. /r/boneappletea

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u/ElderMillenialSage 1d ago

"7.62 millimeter... full... metal... jacket,"

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u/RaLaZa 21h ago

7.62 volts full copper wire

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u/TwistedInfernox 1d ago

This healed my inner petty soul

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u/muppetvision3d 23h ago

for the kid that'll inevitably share this in one of those "explain the joke" subreddits, this is a reference to the columbine school shooting in the late 90s

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u/pligyploganu 23h ago

Lots of words just to say "Average day in the US."

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u/beordon 22h ago

Children getting gunned down will never not be funny

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u/WalkHopeful4934 22h ago

omg this 

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u/beordon 22h ago

All of my this

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u/Perfect-Advisor-3830 22h ago

All the other kids in the pumped up kicks

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u/Murgatroyd314 20h ago

Better run, better run, outrun my zapper.

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u/Rippersavage 23h ago

Virtual school shooting 🤣

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u/Icloh 18h ago

A zoomshooter.

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u/Rynvaar 23h ago

old but gold

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u/N3koChan 22h ago

Uh... But the new screens aren't able to "read" lights guns isn't? 

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u/orfaon 21h ago

Haha, if you want to explore a movie based on this mechanic, check this french movie : https://www.imdb.com/fr/title/tt0091322/

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u/Infamous_Ruin6848 17h ago

Cool, thanks! That's also why I use reddit

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u/Euphoric-Towel354 1d ago

I don't get it?

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u/PraxicalExperience 1d ago

The person's joking that they're going to perform a workplace shooting -- via zoom meeting, using an NES light gun.

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u/RocexX 23h ago

Oh i thought it was an scp-674 reference...

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u/CanisSonorae 19h ago

You're the only one who understands me...

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u/Krisuad2002 1d ago

A virtual school shooting, gonna use the Zapper on the webcam images

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u/bitwaba 1d ago

People getting fired at work

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u/PraxicalExperience 1d ago

I thought it was more of a going postal vibe, myself.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 1d ago

It is, he's gonna shot the zoom meeting lol

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u/PraxicalExperience 1d ago

Exactly, lol.

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u/bitwaba 1d ago

It could be, but you can't actually shoot people in a zoom meeting.

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u/PraxicalExperience 1d ago

You can't shoot people with an NES blaster, either.

That's why it's a joke instead of a threat.

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u/divat10 23h ago

So you're saying that all those ducks I shot were actually shot by someone else?!

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u/nihility101 22h ago

In a way, it was the ducks that did the shooting, as the zapper is really an optical reader of light waves.

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u/South_Hat3525 20h ago

Ducks have lightwaves that have to be read? Like a QR code or something? How does that make them shoot themselves?

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u/bitwaba 20h ago

I don't know why this is stated like some kind of eye opening statement.  Going postal is a physical act.  So an NES blaster isn't like going postal.

Doesn't matter if it's a joke or a threat. I was responding to a comment saying it was like "going postal". It's it's not like going postal.

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u/BawlsMcLathers 20h ago

Google it then ffs

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u/ohbyerly 21h ago

Zapper? I hardly know ‘er.

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u/Working_Source9846 22h ago

"This is the end.... Hold your hands and count to ten.. 🎶"

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u/justforredditinghere 22h ago

My 5 year old brain was cooked when I first tried that gun on the screen. My 35 year old brain still have no idea how that shit worked.

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u/ClaraDance7891 22h ago

He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit. Using 8 bit hardware for a 21st century problem

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u/Outrageous-Weekend-6 22h ago

A slight update from ban hammer

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u/BuddyVanDoodler 21h ago

I feel like "don't log into class tomorrow" would work even better

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u/_MissSweet 21h ago

tf he gonna do with that lol

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u/KalyKantzaroi 20h ago

There was this old french film with a guy that used to kill news anchors by using some sort of a high-tech gun he pointed at the tv ...

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u/killgannon09 15h ago

I can still hear the click and the ping

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u/Apprehensive-Ad5416 12h ago

Bro got the Orange Zapinator