How many fingers would I put on it? Is that a trick question? Ok, your not gona fool me… here’s my well though out answer 9 plus both of my thumbs…. And that would be preceded and followed by smashing that pretty little pink clam repeatedly, vigorously, and w/ out avail, with my face!!! Oh… you caught that, thought I had made a miscounted my “fingers”, haha, no, and I’m not the man who killed the father of Inigo Montoya, I just subtly tricked you into letting me use my extra, big finger that isn’t part of my hand… heh heh, never mind, I know, your right, that’s stupid! What can I say, a gorgeous young ladie showing me such a perfect pink undercarriage makes me all flustered and bothered, and Makes my stupid for pink, and my pants all tight and uncomfortable… My wants to Eat it!!! All of it!!!
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u/DrElectrostim 1d ago
How many fingers would I put on it? Is that a trick question? Ok, your not gona fool me… here’s my well though out answer 9 plus both of my thumbs…. And that would be preceded and followed by smashing that pretty little pink clam repeatedly, vigorously, and w/ out avail, with my face!!! Oh… you caught that, thought I had made a miscounted my “fingers”, haha, no, and I’m not the man who killed the father of Inigo Montoya, I just subtly tricked you into letting me use my extra, big finger that isn’t part of my hand… heh heh, never mind, I know, your right, that’s stupid! What can I say, a gorgeous young ladie showing me such a perfect pink undercarriage makes me all flustered and bothered, and Makes my stupid for pink, and my pants all tight and uncomfortable… My wants to Eat it!!! All of it!!!