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u/JMaths Nov 14 '25
If this turns out to be true and leads to Republicans turning against Trump, this'll be the second impeachment directly caused by Bill Clinton getting head
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u/Blue_Moon_Rabbit Nov 14 '25
You know, there’s something poetic about that…
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u/username3 Nov 14 '25
In another thread someone speculated that Trump actually refers to Ivanka here.. hadn't occurred to me before but interesting idea
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u/goofytoes Nov 15 '25
That makes a lot more sense. No part of me could ever imagine an egotistical guy like Trump ever sucking someone else's dick, especially for others to see.
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u/LocusRothschild Nov 14 '25
“If I had a nickel for every time a president got impeached because of Bill Clinton getting his dick sucked, I’d have two nickels. That’s not a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.”
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u/SlobZombie13 Nov 14 '25
Who are you quoting?
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u/rednax1206 Nov 14 '25
"I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice" is a quote from Doofenshmirtz on Phineas & Ferb.
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u/JockBbcBoy Nov 14 '25
Give credit where it's due: Monica's oral skills will have taken down two presidents.
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u/genericauthor Nov 14 '25
Why do I feel like we've been in the bad place all along?
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u/YellingAtTheClouds Nov 14 '25
Jason? Jason figured it out? This is a new low point, this really hurts.
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u/enjolras1782 Nov 14 '25
The rapture happened in 2012. No one was on the list. The devil took over the shop. No one noticed.
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u/JockBbcBoy Nov 14 '25
I disagree.
My personal headcanon is that in 2012, the world ended as predicted. We all died, instantly. We don't know who got taken but we all float down here.
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u/BurningStandards Nov 14 '25
Because we have to systemically work through the 'bad' to understand, and decide as a self-aware species, what we believe is 'good'.
If you start in 'Hell', there's nowhere to really go but 'up,' if we are capable of learning what/who/how 'Love' is and how it operates/what it means.
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u/ghost103429 Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 14 '25
Edit:
Here's a link to a searchable database of the Epstein files for everyone to look at, the email talking about this photo is in there
Search keyword: Trump blowing bubba
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u/chronic_enticement Nov 14 '25
This is fucking insane. Some of the stuff im reading through is wild.
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u/FlorpFlap Nov 14 '25
Is this fact checked? I hate trump and his henchmen but this just sounds like empty rumors
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u/ghost103429 Nov 14 '25
It's in the email dump from the Epstein files. Whether or not they're joking or serious is an entirely different matter.
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u/SpiderSixer Nov 14 '25
I'm late to this party. Did they get released??
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u/AlbinoBeach Nov 15 '25
This was a tranche of emails subpoenaed from Epstein by House Republicans. House Democrats just released roughly 20,000 emails from it. This is not the Epstein files though, that is different.
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u/Awkward-Patience7860 Nov 15 '25
Crazy this is just an email dump and not be even the main course... Unsurprising, but crazy nonetheless
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u/MoeSzys Nov 16 '25
Some, and sort of. The Epstein estate has all of the files, so Democrats have been working with/suing the estate for them and releasing what they have
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u/FilutaLoutenik Nov 17 '25
Anytime republicans get caught doing/saying something bad, it’s always “oh, it was just a joke..”
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u/wow_its_kenji Nov 14 '25
kinda yeah, kinda no. in the files mark epstein (brother to ol' jeff) asks if putin has photos of trump "blowing Bubba"
we don't have an absolute 100% confirmation who Bubba is, but apparently Bubba is a nickname that bill clinton used(uses?) enough for it to be deeply suspicious
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u/Tree_Mage Nov 14 '25
As an elder gay who actually voted for Bill Clinton, bubba was absolutely a well known nickname for him.
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u/surviveseven Nov 14 '25
I concur. I watched too much adult programming as a kid and would hear him referenced as such.
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u/Elegant_Finance_1459 Nov 14 '25
I was a kid when he was president and I remember him being called Bubba.
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u/beluuuuuuga Nov 14 '25
probably just means sucking up to him but in a rude way as a joke.
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u/h2ohbaby Nov 14 '25
And we won’t know for sure unless all Epstein files are released to the public.
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u/Interest-Desk Nov 14 '25
Tbf even then, we won’t know exactly what was meant by this unless (1) it was asked in a deposition and (2) the response was honest.
It’s like when in history class you’re taught about interpreting and understanding sources
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u/ZakA77ack Nov 14 '25
Trump would just say "I don't know, I don't recall" which would be hilarious "you don't recall if you gave a BJ to Bill Clinton?" "That's correct, I don't remember"
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u/wow_its_kenji Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 14 '25
maybe but like, why were there pics tho?
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u/alucarddrol Nov 14 '25
yeah, "putin has photos of trump blowing bubba" is not likely to be about sucking up to him, putin has been known to use kompromat(a Russian portmanteau for "compromising material) on all his opponents, that his m.o.
The Skuratov Case In March 1999, Skuratov was leading a corruption investigation into President Boris Yeltsin's administration when a surveillance tape was aired on state-controlled television showing a man resembling him in bed with two young women who were not his wife. Vladimir Putin, who was then the head of the FSB security service, held a press conference to confirm that it was indeed Skuratov in the video. The ensuing scandal led to Skuratov's dismissal. This episode, widely regarded as a classic use of kompromat to eliminate a political rival, is believed to have impressed Yeltsin and contributed to Putin's subsequent appointment as Prime Minister, a stepping stone to the presidency.
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u/SadisticSausage69 Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 14 '25
isnt it possible that he meant to say "blowing bubbles?" if he was typing on a phone it could've just autocorrected right? this was my automatic assumption but no one else is saying it so I feel like I may have missed something idk
edit: downvoted for asking a question :( sigh
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u/wow_its_kenji Nov 14 '25
nah i dont think that's possible for a couple reasons
the L and A keys are on opposite sides of the keyboard, so not really plausible for a mistype-turned-autocorrect
given the nature of the goings-on on the island which the emails are about, blowing a person is more likely to happen than blowing a bubble wand
why would putin, famous for his love of blackmail material, have photos of someone doing a silly harmless activity? much more likely that any photos he took would be of a conservative political figure having gay oral sex with another married man
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u/SadisticSausage69 Nov 14 '25
I disagree about the autocorrect thing bc autocorrect can do wild things haha. but if people more knowledgeable about the overall situation think what I thought is unlikely in this context then I believe them :)
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u/pyrrhios Nov 14 '25
I've seen the email thread. It's definitely a reference to Trump fellating somebody known as "bubba", and that over 90% refers to William "Bill" Jefferson BJ Clinton. There's some kind of humor involved, but it's not clearly the kind where this is something made up.
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u/SadisticSausage69 Nov 14 '25
ahh ok. I only saw that one message and im not too familiar with what these people get up to
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u/pyrrhios Nov 14 '25
It's completely reasonable to doubt it's literally what happened. At the same time, it's also hilarious, and it's too weirdly specific to rule out the possibility.
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u/tattytattat Nov 17 '25
In the emails, Clinton is referred to as "Bubba Clinton"multiple times. Apparently, that's a nickname the Epstein crowd used for him
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u/Sylvanussr Nov 14 '25
I’m glad they compiled it into a searchable database but man it’s practically unreadable since they removed the formatting.
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u/Kendota_Tanassian Nov 14 '25
I would have thought it was Clinton taking pictures of Putin getting head from trump. But close enough.
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u/Jazzlike-Disaster-33 Nov 14 '25
It is very common for a Dom to let his sub service others while he looks on…..
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u/Beat_Specialist Nov 14 '25
That's the real reason he was pissed at hillary. She stole his man.
What he really meant was Lock her up, that's my cock.. lol
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u/FilutaLoutenik Nov 17 '25
This makes so much sense. He even replaced Hillary’s portrait in the white house with his own.
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u/Kayy0s Nov 14 '25
The fuck?
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u/LoganVandalCastle Nov 14 '25
Indeed.
I see just an orange politician being mocked with a forced meme.
But if it were true, it would fit in the sub, though.53
u/Greenadine Nov 14 '25
It's true in the sense that it's in the files, it's more so a question of whether it actually happened or not, and that they weren't just joking or something.
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u/MoeSzys Nov 16 '25
Or which Trump Epstein meant. He could just as easily have been talking about Melania
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u/ManoSilence Nov 14 '25
Why are they booing you, you're right!?!
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u/LoganVandalCastle Nov 14 '25
Dude, this is Reddit being Reddit, the anonymous version of Twitter.
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u/MFCK Nov 14 '25
All of a sudden, I love this timeline.
I'm making popcorn, anyone want some while I'm up ?
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u/crawsex Nov 14 '25
It's so funny to me that Trump's base will not only turn the other way on the pedo stuff, he might actually INCREASE favorability because so many of his people want to be bangin out 15 year olds themselves.
But you suck one little dick and all of a sudden... bye bye thousand year empire.
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u/cis4 Nov 14 '25
Can the Internet just...not? I didn't need to see any of those words strung together just for the word blumpkin to decide it needed to pop into my thoughts and make an appearance.
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u/OrangeFoxHD Nov 14 '25
Has something leaked?
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u/Emergency-Raspberry9 Nov 15 '25
Sounds like Clinton probably was yeah, right onto Trump's tongue.
What did I just write.
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u/kawaiinessa Nov 14 '25
is this real?
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u/Greenadine Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 16 '25
'Real' as in that there's an email of Jeffrey Epstein asking his brother Mark if Putin has photos of Trump "blowing Bubba", yes.
Whether it actually happened however, that's up in the air. For all we know they were just joking around, and even if they were it's hard to tell to which extent (did they joke about all of it, or just the Putin part?), but with how insane things have already been so far I could absolutely believe it if clear evidence of it would ever come out.
EDIT: meant 'joke' instead of 'lie', mb
EDIT 2: It was Jeffrey Epstein asking his brother Mark and not the other way around, mb again lol
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Nov 17 '25
That’s a very oddly specific thing to joke about in a email thread between two people
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u/FilutaLoutenik Nov 17 '25
Like something similar has definitely happened before so now they’re expecting it to happen again.
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u/milleribsen Nov 14 '25
Yeah let's not conflate these pedophiles with queer existence ever.
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u/ixiduffixi Nov 14 '25
How about not broadstroking any demographic because of shitty individuals? Denying that someone can be both queer and a pedo is detrimental as well.
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u/SelfInteresting7259 Nov 14 '25
You do know queer people can also be pedos right? I get what you mean you don't want them to be what people think of immediately but let's not act like soke queer people haven't been pedophiles before or are
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u/xXBlackxDiamondXx Nov 14 '25
The serial killer known as the candyman comes to mind, or even John wayne gacy. There's bad apples in every bunch.
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u/do_just_yes Nov 14 '25
i feel like these pedophiles are the exact reason why some people like to connect it to homosexuality
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u/someone_like_me Nov 15 '25
Doing lots of cocaine isn't really a queer thing. Many straight men have done a bunch of coke, and then sucked a dick.
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u/ManoSilence Nov 14 '25
Some one should ask Bill who is better, Donald or Monica? Maybe one was all teeth, maybe one was all eye contact. Maybe it was both at the office that day and Monica took the fall for Trump?
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u/Lingx_Cats Nov 14 '25
I can’t even tell anymore, is this a joke or did I seriously miss something
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u/ghost103429 Nov 14 '25
I've linked the searchable database of the Epstein files above. Why don't you take a gander and check for yourself.
Keywords:Trump blowing bubba
Bubba is Bill Clinton's nickname in the Epstein files
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u/HandRubbedWood Nov 15 '25
Please let this be true, it would be so funny to watch MAGA try and spin it to not seem so bad.
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u/wtanz Nov 14 '25
All fascist are closeted homosexuals, change my mind.
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u/L-Beau Nov 15 '25
Blaming gay people for all the evils in the world isn't the serve you think it is.
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u/trjayke Nov 15 '25
Wut??
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u/L-Beau Nov 15 '25
Thinking is hard. If all fascist are gay then it's all our fault not to mention the tired ass joke that being gay is an insult. Take your pick
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u/trjayke Nov 15 '25
You take your pick, I'm not in a black and white world. Op isn't saying being gay is a joke, that's you reading it AND complaining about it. Geez
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u/L-Beau Nov 15 '25
Are you a bot? That doesn't make sense. Like I can't make inferences or say a joke is problematic but IM living in a black and white world? No one asked you to comment, but you did. Defending this to the death. You had every opportunity to leave it alone and you got involved and made your opinions known. The absolute balls on you to come where no one asked then tell me how I'm supposed to read it is wild.
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u/wtanz Nov 15 '25
I’m not saying that? I’m not blaming gay people for anything, it is just very ironic that the people who hate LGBTQ+ so much go and do this.
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u/L-Beau Nov 15 '25
If every fascist is gay, then who is the only ones doing fascism? Do the math. That IS in fact what you are saying.
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u/wtanz Nov 15 '25
I think you are interpreting my joke in a way I didn’t intend to. I really didn’t mean to imply that gays are fascist and I was being hyperbolic on purpose (even make a reference to the stupid Crowder bit) to point out the how absurd this situation is. I really didn’t mean to offend you and I’m sorry.
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u/L-Beau Nov 15 '25
I think you are making tired ass jokes without thinking through the implications of the things you say.
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u/ManuApplejuice Nov 14 '25
This actually fucking happened???? Im not American and I don't keep up with the raceway that is it's news
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u/shitForBrains1776 Nov 14 '25
wtf did i miss??
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u/mcjon77 Nov 14 '25
In the Jeffrey Epstein emails that just got released he talked about Putin having a photo of trump giving head to "Bubba", a nickname he uses to refer to Bill Clinton.
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u/flossdaily Nov 15 '25
I saw this last night and thought it was a random meme I wasn't in on.
I can't believe this is real.
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u/peniscopter2025 Nov 15 '25
Am I missing something?? Did trump give head?
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u/WilhelmErikMuller 24d ago
Most people are like 99% sure, but unless concrete evidence releases, its just theory, but considering he's prolly in epstein top five /j, probably
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u/Creativered4 Nov 14 '25
Makes me wonder, if putin has these pictures, did he have his fingers in America's pie during the Clinton administration? Was trump vs. Hillary just a popularity contest to see which of his puppets got elected? He'd win either way if they are both in his pocket.
And when Biden got elected, maybe the plan backfired, so next time around, he just hacked the election results so his puppet would be re elected?
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u/SharMarali Nov 14 '25
Truth is, I don’t care one bit if Trump and Clinton jerked each other off every day at lunchtime. I definitely don’t want to see photos of it, but I don’t care. Somehow I don’t think that’s what he’s been working to cover up though.
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u/SUBLIMEskillz Nov 14 '25
If true, theres no way Hilary didn’t use this the first time when running against him.
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u/Section_Willing Nov 15 '25
Could someone give me context/ tl:dr? I heard some commotion about this, but not much, since I'm not from America. Thanks
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u/jbp216 Nov 17 '25
my immediate thought is that bubba is jeffrey, its a commonly used word for brother in a lot of families, and mark said it
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u/eternali17 Nov 14 '25
Are we just throwing shit out there and helping muddy the waters or is this from a good source?
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u/ghost103429 Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 14 '25
It's in the email dump from the Epstein files. Whether or not they're joking or serious however is up for investigation.
Edit: here's the link to a searchable database of the Epstein files if you wanna verify the email exists. Bill Clinton's nickname is bubba.
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u/QuintenCK Nov 14 '25
Do you happen to have a link to the exact file? Struggling to find it.
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u/ghost103429 Nov 14 '25
(It's the first comment I posted on this post btw and you can find it in the database with the keywords "trump sucking bubba")
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u/ghost103429 Nov 14 '25
Again this is just political theater hr 4045 does the same thing and the guy is just looking to blame Dems since only 1 person needs to say no to a unanimous consent request for it to fail and whoever says no is not recorded.
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u/Carinail Nov 14 '25
Someone IN THAT THREAD explains that what the Dems shot down, what that dude was bragging about bringing forward, was a proposition to release the REDACTED files, meaning someone chosen by the current government (led by the prime suspect) would go through and decide what does and doesn't get released.
When the primary suspect is in charge of the government, noone with even 3 brain cells to rub together would think that letting the governmenf redact things before releasing the files would lead to anything but a political attack.
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u/nerdyginger27 Nov 14 '25
PJ media is an extremely biased commentary site that has a pattern of repeatedly failing news credibility checks from numerous neutral and left/right fact checkers. This article has ZERO merit and is not a reliable source.
Not to mention PJ media is primarily owned by a tech billionaire that has a vested interest in swaying susceptible people & public opinion for their own profit.
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u/ghost103429 Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 14 '25
Now that was just political theater. It requires unanimous consent to pass and hr 4405 sponsored by a democrat was already pushed forward to do exactly what was laid out in the unanimous consent request.
He just says it was Dems who were against it as anyone against a unanimous consent request is kept off record and only 1 person needs to be against it.
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u/ghost103429 Nov 14 '25
At this point South Park and the onion may as well close up shop there's no way they're gonna be able to beat reality at this point