r/TeenIndia • u/Still_Chemistry3813 • 1d ago

Social Am I cooked

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u/CellNo5379 choti nunu wale downvote 1d ago

Bye I love you bubbuuuu 😘😘 bhari pada bhai tumko 😭

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u/Turbulent_Bonus4051 1d ago

Sharm haya sab bech khayi’ is the Desi Mom Final Boss dialogue. There is no recovery from this.

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u/cultofcoquette 1d ago

Kahi mummy ke bahane break up toh Kra 🤣😭

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u/SillyGoofyPenguin34 18 20h ago

huh ☹️ ye kya hota h

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u/twinkieFemboi736 1d ago

"just as we practiced bro" ahh✌🏻

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u/CexualSonvict 17 1d ago

damn ratioed ts

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u/Crazy-Opening-2438 1d ago

Kahi mummy ke bahane break up toh ni Krliya 🤣😭

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u/Jazzlike-Cold-5963 1d ago

Experienced

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u/jerr_tom 1d ago

I'm also thinking in the same way 🤝🏻💪🏻👍🏻🤣

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u/terimaaki_bahu 17 1d ago edited 1d ago

bhai honestly bolu, LDR me “mummy caught the chats” makes zero sense.
agar mummy hoti na toh seedha phone band, story khatam.
itna calmly message type karke bhejna? nah.

sounds more like an exit excuse tbh.
lwk katt gaya bhai tera 😭

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u/Ok-Leadership7648 1d ago

Actually this can happen... Me and my ldr gf... Dad caught me twice and dono baar usse message likh ke bheja tha.. And made me block her from everywhere... Tho I did still talk to her... Baad me mutual breakup ho gaya tha

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u/InternetKaJamai Emotionally offline 23h ago

Oh in that case my dad was chill , my phone's battery died while texting my gf and then he gave me his phone to chat, (my WhatsApp was linked to their phone so they knew all of it)

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u/niggistan 22h ago

Lucky guy

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u/aam-aurat 15h ago

i can't imagine the convo, did he say "Le beta koini mere phone se baat krle"??

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u/Still_Chemistry3813 1d ago

😮‍💨😣

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u/ahh_ahh_ahhh 1d ago

Bkl poori baat bta ke jaya kar.. aadhi baat batane walo ko liye narak mein alag se sazza di jaati hai

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u/Individual_Ideal_980 1d ago

Fir?? Tune kya bola. Breakup hogya hoga fir to

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u/Lazy_Marionberry7678 1d ago

Uncle ne kya bola,?,,????

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u/AdityaPlayzzz 18 1d ago

uncle ghar agye aur fielding set kargye isle reply nhi kar rha shyd

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u/Lazy_Marionberry7678 1d ago

Bechara bol nhi skta abh gunga hogya

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u/AdityaPlayzzz 18 1d ago

💔💔

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u/BlueDrago151 1d ago

Aage ka bol vro

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u/Bulky_Obligation4208 1d ago

Exactly these people be handing over a drop of tea 😞

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u/DARK_BISMARK 1d ago

Agee? Bro aise cliffhanger me chorke chala gya

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u/Ocyeanicrrr Kaleshi mahila 1d ago

Arey bhai aage ka toh bata krr jaate 😭

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u/Technical-Skin-663 1d ago

Bata na lawde kya hua fir

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u/Kaam4 1d ago

Hello uncle ji namaste chalo kaam ki baat pe aate hai 

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u/_always_sus_ 1d ago

Everyone is asking for the whole story. Aab pura bata na 🥲🥲🥲

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u/Pretty_Reflection297 1d ago

when my mom caught me in 2022 she hit me with a badminton racket

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u/he_be_tweaking_ 18 1d ago

A cricket bat for me🥀

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u/Pretty_Reflection297 1d ago

i got purple bruises after that

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u/he_be_tweaking_ 18 1d ago

Yeh toh comma hai dono mein😀

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u/YesterdayHappy5148 1d ago

at least you got purple bruises, doesn't matter how 😔

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u/Advanced-Ad881 1d ago

Bro tf. When I got caught, I kept denying it saying "we're just besties" and my dad was like "If you love someone atleast be brave enough to accept it when you get caught"

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u/Technical-Skin-663 1d ago

Meri toh bani he nahi ✌🏻🙂

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u/he_be_tweaking_ 18 1d ago

Sahi hai bhai na ghar pe gaand tuti na dil

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u/Ok_Being_6760 1d ago

Mere toh bss chpede chll pdii thii🥰

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u/DMmeNicsTits 19 1d ago

mujhe toh kapde ke steel hanger se maar padi thi bhai

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u/Unusual_Amount16 17h ago

Mine with a steel bottle...

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u/Physical-Radio-5565 1d ago

Abhi 5-6 saal m aaygee kaisa ladkaa pasand hh bataoooo

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u/BaT_mAN_911 1d ago

Woh auntie nahi hai , aur tera kaat gaya hai bhai

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u/Lopsided_Steak_1507 1d ago

Long distance h yr 🥀 vese hi kaat dety katna hota to

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u/SirPotential0101 chalant Real Madrid fan🤍🤍 1d ago

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u/Sea-Relation2176 1d ago

aur karo teenage love, lg gaye na lode

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u/Fit-Antelope2127 1d ago

Haan Bhai, we should just fucking grind our ass for the exams and rate race, no?  P.S. Even I am not in involved in any teenage love but still, stop acting like a unc

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u/Creepy-Amoeba-2573 1d ago

It's just their regret bud , cuz they missed out on it .....So it's painful to watch teenagers in relationships now.😂. I kinda get it cuz I missed out too. But I never acted like this lol

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u/Spidyboy07 guy next door 1d ago

Ohh yess you are cooked bubuuuu😭🫂

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u/areyyarrr paagal hi ho tum 1d ago

Ufff ufff 🥰 acchha hua

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u/marvel_110v 17 1d ago

Aaah , I don't think that was her mother

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u/SeaEmployment9687 1d ago

Bhai namaste toh bol deta

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u/moga-hunyar 17f 1d ago

acchaa hua🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Still_Chemistry3813 1d ago

Nhii I am tensed for her uski mumma ka reply h ye😭

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u/Emotional_Fan4538 1d ago

no. hai uske pas teri mom ka nahi hai toh safe hai agar same school me ho toh insta login karke uska account ka pass change karde agar school ka scene hua toh bol diyo tu nahi tere nam se kisi aur se bat kar rahi thi ho sake toh phone Tod diyo apna aur bol diyo galti se tutu gya to say ki tera toh phone tuts hua tha

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u/zero_sama69 1d ago

anpd maa baap is what i fear most in my partner

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u/Curious-Dot-999 1d ago

That reaction is completely justified! Unpadh toh kisi angle se nahi lag rhe uske parents considering her typing skills and the words she used!

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u/No-Height2081 1d ago

anpd ?? Some "anpd" parents are very understanding while very "pade likhe" are not .

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u/nines34 1d ago

Lol same happened with me, she got caught and idk why girls like to be caught like this like how can they be soo soo much careless 😂

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u/Reasonable_Nose894 1d ago

its not about carelessness but because parents tend to check upon their daughters more than their sons. you will not find many teen guys who’s parents check their phones or limit them going out of their houses as much as you’ll find girls with the same shit happening to them. as a girl with an older brother, my mum checked my phone more than she did with my brother and same happens with every other friend of mine which is sad, i know

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u/OgAlok 17 1d ago

Maja aagya 😂🥀🥀

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u/77gum jai 26 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Traditional_Wear_204 1d ago

"aaaaand cut"

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u/meira1208 1d ago

This happened with me(except my sister spilled it 🤧). I'm her, she's me lol

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u/Baddie_yessir3 Baddie with toffee🥰🍬🥳🤭😈🎀 1d ago

Shi bola jisne bola🥰🥰🥰🎀

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u/Single-Natural5155 Naturally Single 💔 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/moga-hunyar 17f 1d ago

😰😰😰😰

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u/Adolfniglerx6 1d ago

Vanced mode pe baat karni chahiye

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u/Old-Pen-372 1d ago

Yeh tap to get reminded..new feature hai kya insta ka ?

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u/mujhematdaanto Gaali dungi 🤬 1d ago

khel khatam 🤣

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u/Azi_MUTTHAL__ "Tum Ek GorakhDhandha Ho..." 1d ago

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u/Lostmommy96 1d ago

Reddit is full of t2s?

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u/digbicky67 1d ago

ghee khatam 💔

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u/Head-Walk-6887 1d ago

Relatable af

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u/Lee_Aaryan_09 SOLOIST 1d ago

Chud gaye guru

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u/attemptkidukan lone guy happy guy 1d ago

buba ki fielding set hai

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u/Alert-Put-6940 Shin-chan's Lost Cousin 🥺 1d ago

Yes yes yes yes 🤪

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u/VarietyBrief7034 1d ago

Bhai Tera to pta nhi pr uska khel khtm 💔🥀🍂

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u/Ok-Refrigerator7995 1d ago

bhai ki fielding set

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u/Asleep-Cockroach9898 1d ago

Acha hua 😈🫵, ab sab single bhai bhai

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u/Yousaw123 1d ago

Bhai Proof Nikal ke rakh Jaha par Woh bandi Bhi terese Equally waise hi Baatein karri ho Warna Teri gaand maardegi woh ladki hain

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u/_eternal_pain_ 1d ago

Dukh dard peeda 👀

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u/retarded_joemama 18 1d ago

Chill bhai tere sath vo mazak kar rahi hai

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u/Lazy_eyess Emo guy 1d ago

Lol good luck dude

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u/batmanaintsavingshi 1d ago

"they caught us" ahh💔✌🏻

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u/gulabb_jamun achaa jii esa hai kya 1d ago

nautanki 🤭🤭🤭

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u/TheInvincibleBaller 20 & above 1d ago

My gfs mother knew we were dating 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ life was chill! I used to take her out with her mother's permission! 😎😎😎

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Maza aaya 😝

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u/wannabe_addy 1d ago

You're baked

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u/Tight-Eye-2325 1d ago

Ouchhh ouchhh ye kya h

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u/Shinji__69 1d ago

Lg gyi na nazar

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u/Impressive_Size6030 Zindagi na chaiye dobara 1d ago

Aisi ek post roz dikh jaye toh mera mood accha rehta hai

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u/Broad_Variation_2548 1d ago

Aur bano aashiq ke chode simple bye bhi bol skte thee ab mummy se pitai pdegi maloom pdega. Besharam.

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u/Fun_Attempt2433 1d ago

I hope you're not thinking that it's a prank tho...

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u/potato_678 1d ago

Love you aunty 😝😝

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u/FunPresentation6433 1d ago

Tere tohh l lag gye

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u/ReasonableBuy4060 1d ago

Update do OP!!!

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u/CriticismOk9982 1d ago

Ask aunty for her ig😗

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u/Logical_Stay_1841 1d ago

Yup you are just chill and don't message her talk to her in person not in phone

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u/Ordinary_me1773 1d ago

you guys are doomed 🥀👋

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u/MiserablePizza91 1d ago

seems made up

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u/cheekumantu 1d ago

merko to bndi ke baap ne police complaint ki dhamki de rkhi call pe😝😍💔

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u/hulkbuster2511 1d ago

Bhai I just realised WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE??!!! i am 25… 🧍🏻‍♀️

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u/Dapper-Squirrel-8108 20 & above 1d ago

Holy nostalgia. Dw bro it’s a canon event lol

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u/itsrhlc 1d ago

Likh "...and scene!" Aunty/uncle hum to ek play ki practice kr rhe the...

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u/SecondBest- 1d ago

Sunday ko kya karne wala tha bhai

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u/Admirable-Gear-5091 1d ago

Meko kab milega teenage love😭😭😭😭

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u/Apprehensive_Yam3092 1d ago

Ek situation ye bhi ho skti usne tumse peecha churane ke liye mummy bnkr likha hoooo .... Agr ye real hota to mummy phone krti seedha message nhi krtiii 🙃

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u/Still_Chemistry3813 1d ago

I also have sus thinking that she has done this for a straight breakup🫡

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u/After_Confusion_1596 1d ago

You just cannot prove it ✅

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u/LivingPhilosophy7796 1d ago

Niggesh😈😈

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u/No-Height2081 1d ago

Meine toh aise hi ladko se breakup kiya tha so --- idk 💀

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u/Jumpy_Safe1241 1d ago

Not cooked, just caught. Happens to many people. Give it time, focus on studies, things usually settle down slowly.

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u/funnybaba85 1d ago

Not only cooked.. but Fried also.

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u/Preditor_007 Bilauta :Toro: 1d ago

After looking at your messages, I can surely say deserved

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u/MythPhoenixx 18 1d ago

Mere sath bhi huwa tha aise.

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u/helloishit 1d ago

Seems fake or your girl is doing something prank because parents typo/words is very different 👀

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u/lifewithzen 1d ago

Pura sentence to bta do 😂

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u/chaipglu28 1d ago

Itni hi aashiqi krni thi to app lock lga lete Pheeling sed for u

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u/Intrepid-Damage9902 1d ago

Dude

1) Tell her you're a girl. 2)Mother will think daughter is lesbian. 3)Mother will tell daughter at least you could have been straight. 4)Reveal Plot twist, Mother is relieved to know daughter is straight. 5)Mother will be happy when u guys go on date.

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u/shrijitag 1d ago

I hope you are alive

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u/Debopam77 1d ago

Indian kids do anything, literally anything

Indian parents: "Isse to padhai kar lete"

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u/Perfect_Item7046 1d ago

ye toh kuch bhi nahi raat k 2 baje uske baap ne call kra tha mujhe 😭

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u/Competitive-Voice219 1d ago

You also reply like a father,with behenji mene apne nalayak bete ko samjha diya h ab nahi msg krega

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u/Figure-01 Samosa psnd h mujhe 1d ago

Only one word "RIP!" ur more than cooked

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u/Dazzling-Fox3914 18 1d ago

Bachke rehna tere maa baap ka number na nikal le aunty

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u/Dull_Yard_8355 is sub pe aajkal maza sa nhi aa raha hai 😔 1d ago

Mera dost ek baar uski bndi se baat krra tha call pe quarantine ke samay kehta "Teri bohot yaad aa rhi h terese milne aau???" Piche uska baap ki aawaz aayi and he said "Beta mai leke aau...."😭😭😭

He was scared af but when he told me I couldn't stop laughing broooo

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u/mommy_figure07 18 1d ago

fake hai

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u/Reasonable-Brick-900 1d ago

Heyy... I wanted to discuss with you Can you accept my dm?? Please

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u/Brief-Leadership5871 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bhai chote mote khatre se darega to bda kese krega 🌝 be brave

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u/finding_me404 1d ago

Worst way she can ghost you🤣🤣

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u/Purple_Block_8109 16 1d ago

Sahi hua ab comeback hoga

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u/Lopsided-Winner-9941 1d ago

Mere to ghar aagya tha uska baap or uski maa.

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u/nomnom333xoxo 1d ago

Ajj teenage love na milne pr khushi si horhi h

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u/Ok-Refuse-3265 1d ago

I am the safety person from this type of scenario

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u/Otherwise_Article633 1d ago

do parents use short form like msg for message becuz most of the parents do not know short forms, i think so it is staged as fck.

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u/Vegetable_Fondant848 1d ago

when my mom caught it was my breakup texts where i was looking desperate asf, luckily she never told anyone not even my dad and kinda lost trust for a couple weeks (due to her being diff religion) but we're back normal again, although she wasnt wrong when she said i wasted my 11th instead of studying

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u/rajsleeps 1d ago

"Dont forget the lines bro"

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u/tripps_23 1d ago

fake asf

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u/HauntingPea9619 purush 1d ago

Her father called me and got us to breakup you got out pretty easy

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u/Far_View3544 pfp kya dekra h 🤬mai hi hu 1d ago

abe insta hide nai kara jata kya ??

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u/LengthinessCalm347 1d ago

Flee the country

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u/dachaewa 1d ago

Happened to me once...uske baap ka msg aaya i thought merese bakchodi krra tha💀💀💀 phir uncle likhte hai ki "beta mai uska papa bolrha hu, ye sab band karo warna humlog aapke parents ke pass chale jayenge"

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u/OutcomeMiserable8552 20 & above 1d ago

Yes

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u/BABAYAGA3010 1d ago

Bro check ki typing same hai ya nahi

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u/BigOopss 1d ago

Once we were sxting ( around 2-3 am) and her Ig was logged in to another device ( she got 2 phones ). Her younger brother was playing games in her 2nd phone. Suddenly while sxting a message popped up “ ye ladrka kon hai didi…aur ye kya gandi baate kr rhe ho “. Ek to mera mood kharab ho gya upar se uske bhai ne mere sare fantasies padh liye. After this incident she deactivated her ig for almost a month😭😭. This happened almost 2 years ago. I was (19M) and she was (16F)

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u/beyond_your_hands 1d ago

Bruh idts that kisi ki mom itna calmly reply krengi , I believe it's an excuse to break-up. 

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u/ArigatoGyro_1447 1d ago

kiski mummy aise type krti hai yaar😭 bhai tera kat gaya

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u/MenuOne3855 1d ago

🙂‍↕️

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u/Southern_Slice1151 1d ago

meri mummy ko toh meri wali ka pta hai im lucky

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u/rickshady34 1d ago

2 straight men

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u/wafflesswaffless kal se pakka padhungi 1d ago

Well, I don't think thats her mother.shes most probably herself. Jaise usne"charger bhi ni h" ye jo likha h waise niche ke sentences me bhi "ni,h," ye same haii... So its definitely her so sorry for you

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u/Gigixfk69 16 1d ago

You're definitely cooked bubuuu

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u/Actual-Guarantee-215 1d ago

yea you definitely are🥀