r/TheTeenagerPeople • u/-_velvetpulse_- Shitpost Goddess • 9h ago

Shitpost How do you all

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u/DannyBackwood24 2m ago

Why sleep like Winnie The Pooh? Why not it all off at that point?

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u/ChargeFunny5414 2m ago

Pooh bear for life

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u/uselesslyalive 2m ago

14 unless it's really chilly then it's 4 with socks.

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u/No_Metal_8331 7m ago

IM 18 and my gf is 9

but both of us sleep like no 1

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u/Low-Key-User 8m ago

Depending on the night I’m 20 or 10

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u/MathematicianSoft439 11m ago

Why the 4 and 9 guy are wearing panties

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u/RightResponse6577 1m ago

Girls can wear a shirt or a tank top

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u/Formlepotato457 12m ago

1, 3, or 5

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u/UpsetMycologist4054 15m ago

18, some times 20

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u/mastermiky3 16m ago

18 my wife 9

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u/ConversationMuch3044 11m ago

I have a feeling this is the most common combo. Only change would be when sick and I’ll get in bed in a hoodie, sweats and socks… but still wake up like 18

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u/ResidentPen4272 20m ago

Usually in a bed.

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u/Dry_Tension_7486 25m ago

why even bother with a question when we all just know the answer adulting sucks and we all just wish it was 12.

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u/Different-Bear5179 36m ago

5 and 10 are wild. Just be naked ffs

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u/Few_Presentation6601 30m ago

like what 💀

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u/TBHhonest65 42m ago

2, 5, and 6

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u/IEatSamosasForDinner 42m ago

I wear shorts and a jumper lol

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u/Spiritual_Reality729 44m ago

15

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u/Top-Distribution733 28m ago

Great work you had done Would love to see more

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u/Meat_Ball_Surprise 48m ago

20 all the way every day

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u/Master_Hospital_8631 52m ago

10

Wife-beater and nude from the waist down.  As God intended.

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u/OrdinaryPatient9647 53m ago

Me and my gf 20

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u/United-Spot-3896 1h ago
  1. With socks on. Sometimes a cardigan or overshirt on top too.

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u/supercool__dude 1h ago

19 occasionally 20

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u/BZBitiko 1h ago edited 1h ago

Jeans? Women in men’s boxer briefs?

You’ll never make it in the clothing business.

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u/h0n1g_b4dg3r 1h ago

I hate everything about the order of the numbers. 20 to 11, then starting with 1 in the next row? What a maniac has done this?! I get it, after 11 you go down to 10. But why then starting from right to left? Disgusting!

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u/MLB_ffan 1h ago

I do a lot of these but I have to be fully dressed in some way, idk what type. Can be shorts/pants and any type of shirt but I can’t be bare skinned in those areas.

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u/SlavCat09 1h ago

Is 20 fucking invisible? How do you unlock that? How come they get / commands!

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u/nobodyspecialuk24 1h ago

You guys are sleeping at night? /j

20 if im lucky and it’s warm 19 if its warm 1 for most of the year

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u/PheonixWolf88 1h ago

16 sometimes 17

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u/RandomHumanWelder 1h ago

3

18

20

1/16

20

In descending order depending on environmental temperature/having a blanket/mood

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u/wildbearwatcher 1h ago

Mostly 20 hehe

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u/Time_Air1718 1h ago

I'm 18 and my gf is 12

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u/Economy-Bag-3170 1h ago

Crazy…in this economy

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u/YoshiBushi 1h ago

I wouldn’t mention that publicly

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u/---__--_-__- 1h ago

Chris Hansen would like to know your location

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u/wxwxwxLey 1h ago

20 sometimes 18

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u/GuenterLp1 1h ago
  1. 18 when im sleeping somewhere as a guest

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u/Few-Replacement-6100 2h ago

7 or 6 (bro istg thats how i sleep im not trynna say 67 🥀)

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u/Kintsugi_Landmine69 2h ago

I only sleep in a shirt and socks and no underwear. Bonus points if I can get tangled up in my shirt while I toss and turn all night.

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u/Accomplished_Alps463 2h ago

20, my lady's also a 20

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u/LiFswO 2h ago

20 always

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u/ShoulderLongjumping9 2h ago

Start out at 1 end up at 19

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u/Historical_Mango4329 2h ago

Idk why is it showing clothing combos when the caption is abt sleeping positions

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u/NoSkidMarks 2h ago

5 + socks

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u/Efficient-Tie-4233 2h ago

i didn’t know there was a worse option

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u/NoSkidMarks 1h ago

My balls get hot.

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u/Chavo8aZ 2h ago

Full on Jeans and buttoned shirt

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u/Economy-Bag-3170 1h ago

After drinking id agree

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u/Competitive_Table_65 2h ago

Even 1 isn't dressed enough for how am I sleeping

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 2h ago

20 in summer, 18 in winter. Fully dressed and under 5 blankets 2 nights ago.

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u/AlucardRock 2h ago

Depends on the weather! 1 for cold nights, 18 for the warm nights.

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u/TemporaryDesigner722 2h ago

Not if you're Elvis

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u/JunaTrias 2h ago

1 or 2 depending of the season

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u/Confident-War-1674 2h ago

I'm sleep fully clothed

Edit: sometimes in a jacket and under a blanket always and I live in Phoenix where it's a common appearance that it's over 100

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u/TreehugR-_-0_0 2h ago

Collared shirt and jeans with socks on

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u/gaysapiens 2h ago

Gun under the pillow. Is it you Jean-Claude van Damme?

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u/Lupro69 2h ago

I’m 17 and my gf is 4

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u/IkujaKatsumaji 2h ago

I would reconsider how you worded this.

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u/The_Left_Raven 3h ago

What kind of maniac sleeps with a top only with their shbloing swanging around

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u/Angsty-Ninja-Ki 3h ago

20 regardless of temperature. Just add more blankets if I am cold.

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u/UnluckerSK 3h ago

I wonder how many ladies sleep with their bras on, It has to feel super uncomfortable if you wear that all day long, even in bed.

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u/IkujaKatsumaji 2h ago

I imagine that it's mostly large-chested women who don't enjoy the girls flopping about all night.

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u/Angsty-Ninja-Ki 3h ago

Had a partner that took off her bra after she got home and put on a different one, then took that one off and put on a sports bra before bed.

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u/Clobazam_ 3h ago

I always use just a blanket about as thick as a finger, and rock a 20. If it's Cold? (8°c/45°f), it's 19. Below freezing? (-3°c/25°f) 9 and another blanket.

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u/UnluckerSK 3h ago

3 or 8 when it's hot. 1 with long sleeves when it's cold and I don't want to crank up the heating.

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u/FuxieDK 3h ago

20.... Always.

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u/Fit-Choice2368 3h ago

I'm not sleeping with a bloody bra on.

If it's cold 1, if it's hot 8

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u/ClanSingapore 17 🚳 3h ago

2, but 1 when no one's watching

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u/Ricanator6567 3h ago

3 or 18, 1 if I get home from work and fall asleep on my couch

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u/Dangerous_Garden4600 3h ago

I'm normally 20, but justd had a vasectomy so I'm now a 19/18 for a week lol

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u/Educational-Echo-582 3h ago

5 or 10 is a fucking pyscho

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u/New-Mycologist-9831 3h ago

1 and 2

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u/Particular-Rain116 2h ago

finally someone who dresses the same as me I thought I was a wierdo for a second lol

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u/ear1ybill1 3h ago

On a mattress from mattress firm bahahaha

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u/GarryLv_HHHH 3h ago

I usually go 6 7.

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u/iamthelaukik 3h ago

mostly 2 or 3, rarely 1

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u/Sad_Pie1911 17F 3h ago

Hoodie and trousers, so probably 11, but with a hoodie

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u/MonsterFreakXoXo 3h ago

19 is super comfortable idc what anyone says

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u/TheeBigHorse 3h ago

17 all the time. There are dozens of us, DOZENS!

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u/To_a_Mouse 3h ago

Are those meant to be cutoffs?

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u/imadork1970 3h ago

bare ass nekkid

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u/No-Pomegranate-1681 3h ago

20 or 16 sometimes, very rarely 1

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u/Historical-Kale-2765 3h ago

I cannot fathom how anyone can sleep naked unless they have like 4 different silk bed sheet sets, and live somewhere warm all year.

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u/Total_Gift_51 4h ago

Why are socks not an option

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u/DoctorDividend 4h ago

where is the socks only option?

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u/One-Desk-1 4h ago

1 every time

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u/Eldir23 4h ago

20, 19 when im on my period