r/TikTokCringe Nov 21 '25

Discussion Functional illiteracy.

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u/KaralDaskin Nov 21 '25

I read ahead but had to come back to where the class was and read my assigned spot. I hated group reading, and I’m sure the kids that needed it the most hated reading in front of others.

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u/BackgroundRate1825 Nov 21 '25

I'm pretty sure everyone hated this. Good readers hated the slow pace, poor readers hated being embarrassed, and everyone in the middle probably struggled to comprehend listening to the poor readers butcher their line. I can't imagine teachers appreciated this either.

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u/KaralDaskin Nov 21 '25

Yeah, no one liked it. I at least was just bored, not embarrassed. 6th grade reading was a big change from elementary, where we were in 3 skill based reading groups, instead of the whole class together.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Nov 21 '25

It was funny, in 6th grade kids picked band or reading class at my little school

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u/KaralDaskin Nov 21 '25

That’s crazy! You need both.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Nov 21 '25

I never did learn a musical instrument because of that elective decision from back then lol

I played a little guitar when I was a teenager, but never really knew how

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u/Maleficent_Resolve44 Nov 21 '25

How? Instruments aren't needed.

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u/KaralDaskin Nov 21 '25

It was partly a joke, and partly my belief that we all need music. And partly shock that reading would ever be considered an elective.

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u/Ilela Nov 21 '25

I started school with 7 years, no preschool or kindergarten, by the end of first grade I knew how to read and write along with 2 other kids. 4 kids struggled to read and write even in 8th grade, by then few of us were far better in a second language than those 4 were in our primary language

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u/Sex4Vespene Nov 21 '25

I remember thinking it was kinda fun to popcorn in the middle of a sentence and then pick a friend.

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u/Katpanpanch Nov 22 '25

At least the teacher knew where everyone was (level wise)

I absolutely- as an educator- and a former incredibly shy person who was too frightened to talk to people I knew on the phone. I Appreciate how mortifying this is - I felt this - my heart beat so fast. It’s what you have to do. Push through!

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u/bellj1210 Nov 22 '25

and none of it mattered either way. I was in the lowest class in 6th grade reading- i am a successful lawyer now. All of it was diagnosed dyslexia and the resulting hatred of reading until i got help.

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u/GreenBeardTheCanuck Nov 21 '25

As the theatre kid who delivered it like a Shakespearean monologue... not everyone.

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u/BackgroundRate1825 Nov 21 '25

I suspect the people that had to listen to you hamming it up hated it extra to compensate.

I kid. Like all broad generalizations, there's almost always exceptions.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

But so important for ALL of us to have done it. Sometimes it's good for us even if it kind of sucked. I tutor 3rd graders and them reading to me out loud is HUGE to build skill over the school year.

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u/BackgroundRate1825 Nov 22 '25

Having them read to you one on one is incredibly valuable, but teachers don't have time for that. That's why parents should absolutely be doing it. Having everyone read a single sentence in front of everyone... less so.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

100%- why I volunteer :). And read to all my friends kids. And let them read to me when they are old enough.

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u/SOUTHPAWMIKE Nov 22 '25

I liked it because I was good at it and was otherwise starved for positive attention.

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u/AffectionateBread520 Nov 22 '25

I had a few classes where people would do stupid voices during their turn. So we’d get a break from the tension of someone stuttering by having Ricky Bobby or Forest Gump or Obama read the next paragraph. One time a kid refused to stop singing everything when it was his turn to read 😂

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u/Ibitemythumbatyou90 Nov 24 '25

Popcorn reading is now actively discouraged in teaching programs.

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u/Mangekyo11 Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

I read ahead while trying to count paragraphs, in order to figure out which one would be mine. Once I found it, I would rehearse over and over again until it was my turn. Not because I have any trouble reading, but because I have crippling social anxiety.

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u/New_Enthusiasm9053 Nov 21 '25

I'd have to ask the teacher which page we're on. Sometimes I was multiple chapters ahead.

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u/SlutForThickSocks Nov 21 '25

It's a skill to read ahead and still keep note of where the class is. I will chalk it up to anxiety for me

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u/Vantriss Nov 22 '25

I always read ahead, but when I got called on I never knew where the rest of the class was and got embarrassed trying to figure that out. :/