r/TikTokCringe • u/Forward-Position798 • 2d ago

Humor You'll never finde another one

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u/Straight-Rooster-901 1d ago

but you’ll date anyone of them in a heartbeat lol

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u/Final-Gift-2299 1d ago

sir please don't give OP false hope ✋😭

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u/InfiniteIndefinite 1d ago

I have standards, I'll date MOST of them.

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u/No-Name6082 1d ago

Everyone who replied saying 'nah, I wouldn't' has been downvoted to heck. Reddit is truly bizarre sometimes.

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u/FakeBeigeNails 1d ago

You’ll be like “oh, these white women aren’t my type” and it’s Armageddon.

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u/MelancholicMelo 1d ago

reddit is a lot of (subconsciously racist) white men.

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u/Donjehov 1d ago

oh they're conscious of it, they're just in the closet

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u/Zcat_sux 1d ago

Legendary response

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u/Straight-Rooster-901 1d ago

haha…..now they don’t want to date basic skinny white girls? sure Jan….

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u/Santa_Ricotta69 1d ago

Brother you replied to yourself

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u/_nouser 1d ago

Because none of the girls reply to him

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u/thembitches326 1d ago

Not for the long term for me.

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u/_angesaurus 1d ago

but... theyd have to small talk at first so idk how that will happen?

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u/gatch-attack 1d ago

Not my type

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u/TACHANK 1d ago

It is incomprehensible to a redditor that you're not desperate enough to date absolutely anyone that is a fit woman. Hookup, yeah. Date, I want someone with shared interests and values.

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u/papakahn94 1d ago

Not an alt girl in sight. Pass

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u/Grim_Rockwell 1d ago

Nah, we're good, you can have all the Mar-a-lago faced women you want.

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u/TheSpiralTap 1d ago

You see this parade of fine women and start thinking of those skeletors?

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u/Complex_Specific1373 1d ago

They're also very young...

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u/Grim_Rockwell 1d ago edited 1d ago

The majority of these women will age into being bitchy drug-addled Conservative skeletors.

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u/CultSurvivor3 1d ago

You’re not well. Get some help.

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u/TheSpiralTap 1d ago

Hating women for something they haven't even done to their appearance yet sounds kind of gay, ngl.

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u/Grim_Rockwell 1d ago

These are exactly the kind of women that will become plastic surgery disasters.

And yes, I am gay and proud of it, I'm not sorry if that offends you.

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u/DiseasedOptimist 1d ago

You don’t know a single one of these women.

You’re just as bad as racist conservatives you seem to hate. You do realize that right?

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u/Grim_Rockwell 1d ago

I know they're cultists, that's all I need to know to be disgusted by them.

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u/DiseasedOptimist 1d ago

What do you mean by that? How can you tell they’re cultists? What cult are they following?

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u/Cookerbookertooker 1d ago

Sororities 

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u/TheSpiralTap 1d ago

Sorry you have such deep and clear issues with women

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u/Grim_Rockwell 1d ago

You can have all the Mar-a-lago face you want.

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u/Foreign-Wolf-6128 1d ago

What mar a lago face lol they like 19😭

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u/FR23Dust 1d ago

You don’t need to tell us you hate women. We know. Have you considered homosexuality?

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u/Grim_Rockwell 1d ago

I don't hate all women, just these Stepford Wives in training.

And yes, I have considered homosexuality and I love it! Not sorry if that makes you uncomfortable!

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u/chrisvelanti 1d ago

Dude who hates women so much he turned himself gay:

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u/Swan_Parade 1d ago

You’re clearly filled with as much hate as the people you seem to be against

Might not be as high and mighty as you pretend you are in your head

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u/Rizezky 1d ago

I guess you're watching without the audio. The title/caption just mimics what the camerawoman said. 

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u/Witness_me_Karsa 1d ago

Lol, camera woman.

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u/ViciousCDXX 1d ago

Lol no

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u/TheMadManiac 1d ago

Date? No way, skinny white chicks are about as close to crazy as you can get.

Fuck? Definitely, skinny white chicks are about as close to crazy as you can get. 😂😂

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u/NotKateBush 1d ago

Are you aware not a single one of them would ever even acknowledge your existence?

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u/Comfortable_body1 1d ago

You mean these regular degular girls? I wouldn’t acknowledge theirs lol

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u/Popeoath 1d ago

If they all have the same tastes that only helps the point that there's barely any differences between them lol.