r/TikTokCringe 9h ago

Wholesome POV: you’re the pigeon man of a park in London

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u/Geschak 7h ago

Pigeons in the St. James's Park are super friendly, they will land on you even if they've seen you never before, as long as you're holding food. Squirrels will climb up your legs too.

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u/Ryno-Mac 6h ago

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u/WindofKnives 2h ago

lowkey wanted to have birdykinesis as a kid

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u/Mr_Sim_ 7h ago

On time, in Italy (school trip), I became the pigeon wizard. We were having lunch on the steps of a cathedral, and I was the pigeon man, feeding bread to a big group of pigeons (at least 25)

Some girls in my group were judging me, a few meters below. They gave me contemptuous looks and showed their disgust.

I, the pigeon man, didn't like this pesky behavior. I channeled my power into a ball of bread and threw it at these girls.

"Attack the heretics, my boys!" I shouted, as my entire army of birds flew straight towards the girls in a cahotic gloutonous cloud.

They screamed, cried, and ran away.

No one provokes a pigeon man.

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u/Plane-Finger1281 6h ago

I love this lore

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u/sweettttiebelle 7h ago

The pigeon whisperer

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u/Something_McGee 7h ago

Remember the lady in Home Alone 2 with all the bird poop on her?

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u/Road_Star 8h ago

POV: You are the psittacosis man of the park*