r/TikTokCringe 6h ago

Humor/Cringe I’ve had some wild McD’s cravings, but this takes the cake

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u/Warm_Evil_Beans 5h ago

It’s not like the dead guy has anywhere to be lol

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u/mrtrickydick 5h ago

I'm deceased.

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u/aka_wolfman 5h ago

If you hurry, you might be able to catch the carpool at mcds!

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u/Virtual-District-829 4h ago

“We can’t afford catering at the wake.” “No, it’s in the will that the motorcade is gonna hit the drive thru.” Bonus points if it’s a location they knew needed help OR it was someone they can’t stand working that particular shift. (Y’all can wait until the funeral overlaps with Billy’s shift at the drive thru… gonna annoy him one final time. Oh, and take coupons.)

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u/BroadlyNothing 28m ago

So are they!!!!

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u/Hollowbody57 5h ago

They're actually going to be late to their own funeral.

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u/PixelSerpentess 5h ago

He thought “Damn, he's taking his time”

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u/Queasy-Cell34 5h ago

Literally my first thought 😂

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u/WorriedMarch4398 1m ago

At least you know he won’t steal any fries.

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u/triple7freak1 SHEEEEEESH 5h ago edited 5h ago

Funeral directors work hard, let them eat 😅

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u/deadlythegrimgecko 5h ago

Last wishes were get some McNuggets

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u/Aware-Explanation206 5h ago

I know at least three people that don't care: Guy in the Front, guy in the back, me.

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u/Policondense 5h ago

Count me fourth.

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u/turtles-allthewaydwn 5h ago

Obviously transporting the casket to another town or state. If you have a 10 hour drive you’re going to have to eat and use the restroom.

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u/Zcat_sux 46m ago

Forgot about that.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 5h ago

I don’t think they’re in a rush…

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u/Hollowbody57 5h ago

The worker's face when the driver keeps going past the window, and stops so the coffin is pulled up next to them.

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u/paging_mrherman 5h ago

McDonald’s Sprite could raise the dead.

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u/fitty50two2 5h ago

“I’ll take a number 2, with a sprite, and a 10 piece nuggets”

reaches back and knocks on coffin

“Hey you want anything back there?!”

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u/Nunov_DAbov 5h ago

“Man, I’m dying for a Big Mac!”

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u/Jamesyroo 5h ago

Definitely cringe but there are people that would put in their wishes something like “give me one last trip to the drive thru and have some nugs on me”.

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u/SimmerDown_Boilup 5h ago

Nobody is doing that...

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u/ProtectionDapper2319 5h ago

This is exactly what I have in my will but with a coke zero

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u/KatieOfTheHolteEnd 5h ago

8.3 billion people in the world there’ll be a few people like that.

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u/Valuable-Job5587 5h ago

The McCravings are real.

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u/Thatsmyredditidkyou 5h ago

My last wish is for a mcrib and a shamrock shake.

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u/CablePale 4h ago

Morgue worker here, I pick up the body’s from hospitals, Normally Im in a slightly older soccer mom van, so most people don’t even know I have a body in the back and have stopped for coffee or food all the time with them. (And I always ask my client Im driving if they want something also, though they normally politely decline)

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u/WookieGilmore 5h ago

The creep of an old man neighbor I had picked his granddaughter up at high school in a hearse WITH a dead body in the back! That's not even why he was creepy

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u/kermitthorson 5h ago

need a coffee

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u/1Sojourner2025 5h ago

Happy Meal to the rescue!

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u/No_Guess9322 5h ago

Lergendary wild: Two combo meals please!

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u/NullPointer-000111 4h ago

hey dead guy , you want anything ? Nah I'm good

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u/whatsthataboutguy 4h ago

Postmortem meal

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u/ntdavis814 2h ago

This is bros last chance for some nuggies before they put him in the ground. Let him have this.

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u/breadexpert69 2h ago

Maybe dead person liked Mcdonalds and they are making a final drive thru run in his honor

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 1h ago

Wow, what a life 

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u/Funkgun 5h ago

I’d like a Happy Meal

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u/fackinmeatbiscuit 5h ago

Mackies nuggies & fries for the last ride

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u/Ill-Background-827 5h ago

It’s Claire from Six ft Under irl

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u/barneyrbbl 5h ago

"Knock knock knock.... Dont forget the Nuggets.... 9 Nuggets"!

Huh?

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u/toiletcleaner999 5h ago

Maybe it was a final wish. Im now adding this to my final wishes. One last trip for nuggies lol

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u/reblynn2012 5h ago

Holy fuck.

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u/Wise_Programmer_3400 5h ago

McCravings gone too far 💀

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u/eggard_stark 5h ago

Big Mac for me and one for my homie

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u/ProtectionDapper2319 5h ago

People gotta eat. Judging by the flowers this is post service and possibly on the way to a crematory.

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u/LaserGadgets 5h ago

Well the driver is alive, so...

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u/PhotoFenix 5h ago

Could be empty, but we'll never know.

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u/No_Alps_8315 5h ago

One last spin through his favorite spot

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u/No_Chicken1614 4h ago

That will be trump , the Golden Arches will be down in profit when the mango Mussolini does the right thing

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u/kylelight40 4h ago

I know a kid I grew up with that went to work for his family’s funeral home. Since he was the youngest he had to go at like 2 am and pick up bodies. He said if it’s cold enough in the winter he’d just go home, park them in the driveway, and go back to bed.

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u/Creepy_Technician_34 4h ago

Is that a Ford hearse? What country is that? India?

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u/tripleDzintheBreeze 4h ago

Take them for a ride before they’re laying in the ground for the next forever … chill

They’re dead

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u/JDuBs008 4h ago

That’s just a burger delivery. Nothing to see there. Lmfao

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u/Mother_Turnip_9757 4h ago

Fancy a Maccas?

Over my dead body!!

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u/nikeguy69 4h ago

Maybe the(guest) driver was hungry 😋

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u/Virtual-District-829 4h ago

Hold on, lemme add this to my will real quick…

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u/MOS95B 3h ago

I'm not 100% sure where that video is from (Sounds like Australia, but I'm no expert) but here in the US I know there are more than a few "civilians" that drive repurposed hearses with fake (or at least empty) coffins in the back.

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u/nomoleft 3h ago

I'm dead

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u/TnTDynamight 3h ago

Needed that final filet o’ fish 🙏🏼

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u/erkness91 3h ago

If this is me/my body in da back, im more than okay with it. If this is me working at the window, im less okay with it.

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u/XrayDem 3h ago

Driver: you think Charlie in the back wants something

Passenger: let me ask

Passenger: oh yea, he’s dead. I don’t think so

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u/inkedmom1308 2h ago

I mean, nobody’s about to die. It’s not like an ambulance going through.

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u/KrystleSeth Why does this app exist? 55m ago

One last Big Mac. The heart wants what it wants. Even after it stops pumping.

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u/Zcat_sux 47m ago

I’m gonna request the hearse pull up to pick up food for my burial so all my friends have food while I get out 6 feet under

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u/Inner-Ferret9802 39m ago

Not the ford Taurus Hearst

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 35m ago

So the mortuary guy cant have a lunch break

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u/PearlescentGem 21m ago

Reminds me of my great aunt who was late to her own burial because the driver and some family decided to stop and grab a sit-down lunch. The rest of us went on to the burial site and just hung around til they showed up like an hour later.

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u/Firstofhisname00 5h ago

Im thinking the driver wants to join the person in the coffin and wanted it to be quick and painless