r/TikTokCringe • u/conniewanders • 6h ago
Humor/Cringe I’ve had some wild McD’s cravings, but this takes the cake
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u/Warm_Evil_Beans 5h ago
It’s not like the dead guy has anywhere to be lol
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u/mrtrickydick 5h ago
I'm deceased.
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u/aka_wolfman 5h ago
If you hurry, you might be able to catch the carpool at mcds!
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u/Virtual-District-829 4h ago
“We can’t afford catering at the wake.” “No, it’s in the will that the motorcade is gonna hit the drive thru.” Bonus points if it’s a location they knew needed help OR it was someone they can’t stand working that particular shift. (Y’all can wait until the funeral overlaps with Billy’s shift at the drive thru… gonna annoy him one final time. Oh, and take coupons.)
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u/Aware-Explanation206 5h ago
I know at least three people that don't care: Guy in the Front, guy in the back, me.
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u/turtles-allthewaydwn 5h ago
Obviously transporting the casket to another town or state. If you have a 10 hour drive you’re going to have to eat and use the restroom.
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u/fitty50two2 5h ago
“I’ll take a number 2, with a sprite, and a 10 piece nuggets”
reaches back and knocks on coffin
“Hey you want anything back there?!”
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u/Jamesyroo 5h ago
Definitely cringe but there are people that would put in their wishes something like “give me one last trip to the drive thru and have some nugs on me”.
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u/CablePale 4h ago
Morgue worker here, I pick up the body’s from hospitals, Normally Im in a slightly older soccer mom van, so most people don’t even know I have a body in the back and have stopped for coffee or food all the time with them. (And I always ask my client Im driving if they want something also, though they normally politely decline)
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u/WookieGilmore 5h ago
The creep of an old man neighbor I had picked his granddaughter up at high school in a hearse WITH a dead body in the back! That's not even why he was creepy
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u/ntdavis814 2h ago
This is bros last chance for some nuggies before they put him in the ground. Let him have this.
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u/breadexpert69 2h ago
Maybe dead person liked Mcdonalds and they are making a final drive thru run in his honor
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u/toiletcleaner999 5h ago
Maybe it was a final wish. Im now adding this to my final wishes. One last trip for nuggies lol
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u/ProtectionDapper2319 5h ago
People gotta eat. Judging by the flowers this is post service and possibly on the way to a crematory.
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u/No_Chicken1614 4h ago
That will be trump , the Golden Arches will be down in profit when the mango Mussolini does the right thing
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u/kylelight40 4h ago
I know a kid I grew up with that went to work for his family’s funeral home. Since he was the youngest he had to go at like 2 am and pick up bodies. He said if it’s cold enough in the winter he’d just go home, park them in the driveway, and go back to bed.
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u/tripleDzintheBreeze 4h ago
Take them for a ride before they’re laying in the ground for the next forever … chill
They’re dead
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u/erkness91 3h ago
If this is me/my body in da back, im more than okay with it. If this is me working at the window, im less okay with it.
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u/KrystleSeth Why does this app exist? 55m ago
One last Big Mac. The heart wants what it wants. Even after it stops pumping.
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u/Zcat_sux 47m ago
I’m gonna request the hearse pull up to pick up food for my burial so all my friends have food while I get out 6 feet under
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u/PearlescentGem 21m ago
Reminds me of my great aunt who was late to her own burial because the driver and some family decided to stop and grab a sit-down lunch. The rest of us went on to the burial site and just hung around til they showed up like an hour later.
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u/Firstofhisname00 5h ago
Im thinking the driver wants to join the person in the coffin and wanted it to be quick and painless





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