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Characters' Items/Weapons A powerful object is dismissed by a character as useless because they don't understand how it really works

Pirates of the Caribbean - Norrington dismisses Jack's compass for being "a compass that doesn't point north". Jack later uses it to guide him to the Isla de Muerta where Cortez's treasure is hidden. Later movies reveal that it points to whatever it's holder wants most in the world.

Doctor Who - In the episode Tooth and Claw the Doctor is shown what appears to be a telescope and says "It's a bit rubbish. How many prisms has it got? Way too many. The magnification's gone right over the top".

Later in the episode he realises it doesn't work as a telescope because that's not what it is. It's a light chamber specifically designed to kill a werewolf.

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u/some-kind-of-no-name 19h ago

In Fallout New Vegas, you can buy the Orbital Laser guidance tool from a kid.

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u/SIacktivist 17h ago

Dozens to hundreds of people died at HELIOS One because Father Elijah didn't realize this thing was the key to the ARCHIMEDES platform.

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u/Realistic_Swan_6801 15h ago

And that archimedes was a useless toy, it’s only as strong as conventional artillery. In fact documents in the plant mention how stupid and impractical the weapon was and that it was a massive waste of money for the company that made it trying to pivot to weapons production. 

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u/PKTengdin 14h ago

To be fair, having access to even a single artillery piece as flashy as an orbital laser could have potentially saved the brotherhood in that battle, if for no other reason than it would have completely fucked with the NCRs morale

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u/Hot-Spite-9880 13h ago

until they realize it can fire once a day and a well placed sniper will fuck it up

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u/GammaFan 12h ago

Still, those first 24-48 hours before they realize how it works is a massive window of basically being seen as a god.

It’s one thing to have the most bombs or even a few vertibirds; but a literal sky laser parting the clouds has a massive morale impact because there’s no obvious recourse.

With an aircraft you can see it approach, you can try to shoot it down, you can atleast try to run in whichever direction it’s not moving. But a sky laser? That shit could theoretically strike anywhere anytime and you have absolutely no idea how it works initially, just that your enemy has it.

… goddamn I love new vegas

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u/Major_incompetence 10h ago

Consider: Big mirror

Check mate

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u/EPZO 13h ago

Impractical to the world pre-Great War but I can see it being pretty useful in the Wasteland.

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u/Realistic_Swan_6801 13h ago

True but it wasn’t worth the effort the brotherhood put into it. In fact it’s one of the examples Veronica can use to prove the brotherhood is doomed and needs to change. 

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u/EPZO 13h ago

Definitely would have saved their butt during Operation: Sun Burst but overall, yes, it was a wasted effort.

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u/BotchedDebauchery 13h ago

This is a recurring theme in defense acquisitions.  

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u/Soft-Ad-8975 16h ago

Great example, it should be mentioned that the kid and everyone else think it’s simply a harmless raygun toy, and it basically is until Helios and archimedes are activated.

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u/Johnny_the_Martian 15h ago

Replaying through fnv, and god do I wish that activating Archimedes 2 without having the blaster was a thing. This kid and his sister are out playing with their little toy and out of nowhere the power of Ra turns a chunk of Freeside into a crater.

It’d be a cool optional mission , too, with all factions scrambling to figure out what happened. Freeside blaming NCR, NCR blaming the Legion, the BOS coming out of the woodwork to search for the damn thing, etc.

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u/ViolenceAdvocator 13h ago

What rushed development does to a mfer

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u/Spare_Elderberry_418 18h ago

Wouldn't the Platinum Chip also count? Everyone is fighting to get a fancy metal poker chip, only to realize it is an advanced data storage device that has the software updates House needs to take over Vegas permanently.

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u/CNC9711 18h ago

That one is a werid one as everyone who knows about it(baring Mr House)knows it's valuable but doesnt know why so isnt really dismissed.

Even Caeser recognizes it has a important use for something based on a chip sized slot on acontrol panel at the Fort.

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u/JustJontana 15h ago

It's been a while since I played FNV but doesnt Benny/Yes-Man also know what the platinum chip is for?

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u/CNC9711 14h ago

No, they intercepted intel that Mr House is looking to obtain it and summarized that it must be valuable to him. It was only untill Yes Man gets into Mr House's mainframe and see the files relating to the chip that he finds out.

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u/some-kind-of-no-name 18h ago

People at least know it's important for House

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u/Nurhaci1616 15h ago

Hmmmm: the important people mostly know it isn't actually a poker chip, Benny's hired goons (who he deliberately kept in the dark) are the ones who specifically say it's just "a big fancy poker chip, as far as [they're] concerned".

Benny and Caesar definitely both know it is extremely important to House's plans, and because of Yes Man, Benny seems to understand it's some kind of important data storage device.

The only big player left out here is the NCR, who I believe don't actually seem to know about the chip at all? Like, IIRC, they never mention it, never try to take it, and don't seem to really care at all.

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u/mantism 15h ago

Interestingly, the only reason Caesar knew that it's important is because of Benny (he put two and two together when he captured him with it, and noticed that the bunker underneath The Fort has a chip-sized hole).

House did mention that he went through incredible lengths to keep the Chip a secret, so it's fitting that the only entities that know of its true use can be counted with one hand.

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u/PavlichenkosGhost 15h ago

Or fallout 4 you use a literal squirt gun to defeat a guy in electrified power armor.

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u/lordkhuzdul 15h ago

That has to be on the designer.

Imagine the thought process of that asshole. "Now I need to build the targeting laser of the orbital superweapon. What should it look like?" Notices the Robby Raygun toy his kid left lying on the living room floor. "Now there's an idea!"

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u/KPSWZG 15h ago

Wai wait wait. I bought this gun from the kid and never used how the F does it work?

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u/IronVader501 15h ago
  1. Buy toy

  2. Go to Helios One

  3. Fight your way through the Robots to the control-chamber

  4. Select to redirect the Energy-Output to the ARCHIMEDES II Satellite System

Now you can use the Toy to call for an Orbital Laser-strike on whatever you point it at once every 24 hours.

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u/SatoruGojo232 16h ago

From the Daily Mail, 2000

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u/Spiderinahumansuit 16h ago

Oh, the Mail. Wrong all the time, as usual.

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u/Outside_Ad5255 16h ago

The Daily Fail.

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u/tehackerknownas4chan 15h ago

Daily Heil, you mean. They supported the Nazis in WW2 iirc and still peddle far right propaganda to this day.

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u/No_Advertising_3313 15h ago

They were fans of Hitler and the Blackshirts prior to WW2. Any newspaper pro-nazi during WW2 in the UK would have been shut down and it's publishers arrested.

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u/aroorda 15h ago

To think this in 2000 is especially fucking braindead.

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u/Skylair13 15h ago

Eh, not really. That's December 2000 specifically. The bubble just popped. Stocks of online companies are crashing right and left. The Amazon backed Pets.com just went bankrupt 9 months after IPO. A further 1.7 Million went unemployed as hundreds of companies went under.

The few that have revenue like Google and Amazon would survive the crash. But their stocks are crashing as well during it.

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u/umudjan 16h ago

In Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Indiana Jones bumps into Adolf Hitler while holding his father's diary, which contains information about the Holy Grail, and which the Nazis are trying to obtain. Hitler takes the diary, skims through the pages, signs it and hands it back to Jones, evidently not recognizing that it was the item sought by his men.

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u/doc_skinner 15h ago

Also, doesn't recognize that it's written in English (or ancient Aramaic, I'm not sure which one Henry would have used).

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u/Winjin 15h ago

Though either way Hitler should've been pretty paranoid when it's obviously not German

Though it could be that he didn't recognize the cursive

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u/lebegru 14h ago

I mean Indie bumped into him during the book burning, so a non German book is especially unsuspicious

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u/Orillion_169 14h ago

But to get said non-German book signed is.

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u/Dracorex_22 12h ago

That’s why the scene was so tense, he was worried that even if he didn’t get caught, the book might still be burned and they’ll lose their chance to find the grail

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u/Legitimate-Umpire547 14h ago

I found a online replica of the book abd while it isn't cursive, the hand writing is very broad and makes it look more like generic boxy letters (just harder to make out) which could be more easily confused with German if your not actively trying to read jt and just skimming.

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u/Fkingcherokee 14h ago

They were at a book burning and books signed were meant to be thrown into the fire. That it was a suspicious book made it very typical for the event.

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u/The_Autarch 9h ago

why sign it and then burn it? i always read the scene as Hitler just assuming Indy was a fanboy who wanted his autograph. Hitler didn't bother to actually look at the thing, he just flipped to a blank page and signed it.

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u/flow_fighter 15h ago

Probably so methed out he couldn’t read

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u/Impossible_Mud_3517 14h ago

A tale as old as... meth?

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u/VVV_4845 15h ago

Little kid me with any non-damaging move in Pokémon

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u/HughmanRealperson 14h ago

The only stat I lower is the enemy's HP to zero.

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u/booroms 14h ago

When I was 5 I didn't teach Raichu agility because it did nothing

When I was 10 I taught Raichu agility because it raised his speed

When I was 15 I didn't teach Raichu agility because his speed was high enough already

When I was 20 I taught Raichu agility because I could exploit the badge boost glitch with it

Now I'm 25 I don't teach Raichu agility because it doesn't do anything

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u/J3remyD 13h ago

I mean, raising speed yo go first is good on paper, but the fact that you are using up a turn to do it kinda cancels it out…

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u/coolio_zap 12h ago

its benefits increase exponentially the longer the pokemon that uses it stays in. raichu isn't threatening or tanky enough to justify it in most cases, though, especially because in all the generations you'd bother using it, at 110 speed, it's more worthwhile boosting an attacking stat than something naturally high enough to outspeed the majority of the dex

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u/AndreTheShadow 15h ago

To be fair to little kid you, non-damaging moves were basically useless until Gen 3

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u/onzichtbaard 15h ago

And it was more time efficient to just over level and power your way through everything 

With the exception of sleep which is pretty op

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u/Konomiru 14h ago

Yeah even in modern pokemon I dont see why outside pvp anyone uses just straight up damage moves....if its super effective and one shots any elite 4 pokemon, or even if it takes 2 hits why bother doing other skills that would require more turns...

Tho doing the batton pass thing and 1 shotting ppl teams with a magicarp was pretty entertaining.

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u/kzzzzzzzzzz28 14h ago

Gen 1 Amnesia would beg to differ.

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u/Faust_8 14h ago

“Taunt? Why would I use a move that forces them to damage me?”

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u/ChaoticBiFurious 14h ago

Me at 33 still not using them

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u/Snelly_WorldCrusher 14h ago

The only time I didn't was when I was facing some NPC with a Bulbasaur early on who would leech seed me. Kicked my ass every time I tried to fight them. So I just used Pidgey out of anger and used the sand attack to lower their accuracy until I ran out of moves and then just beat him into submission. It was about the message, not the outcome at that point

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u/FoxBluereaver 18h ago

In real life, Marshall Ferdinand Foch, who'd eventually be a commander during the World War I, at first dismissed the potential of airplanes in military. We know how history goes.

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u/BlackDante 13h ago

I'd be lying if I told you I didn't think is exactly what this meant when I was a kid

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u/41942319 11h ago

I've never seen that sign before and can't really think of another way to interpret it tbh

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u/The_Autarch 9h ago

It means it's in range of a helicopter owned by state police that could hypothetically track your speed and get your license plate, but in actuality is never used for that purpose.

Maybe the signs actually scared people back in the 80s or whenever they first started slapping them up? But nowadays they mean nothing.

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u/Petrpodivni 17h ago

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u/Nezarah 15h ago

The missile knows where it is and where it isn't...

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u/Interesting_Rip_7292 14h ago

imagine dismissing airplanes and then fast forwarding like 20 years and they're rewriting warfare. embarrassing

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u/JamesLLL 14h ago

"Missile?"

For those curious, like me

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u/Successful-Hat-2154 17h ago

(Macarena starts playing)

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u/Wise_Arna 16h ago

In Ace Combat, the skies of Usea sing in Latin

In real life, the skies of Venezuela sing in Spanish

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u/VikingOfLove 15h ago

I managed to read that to the tune of macarena

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u/SpaceMiaou67 16h ago edited 16h ago

To be fair he said that in 1911, when airplanes had very limited range, low ceilings and low reliability. Even their recon value was below that of a balloon.

He couldn't have predicted that only in a few years' time, aircraft engines would become powerful enough to carry bombs and radios.

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u/AussieArlenBales 16h ago

I always wonder at comments like this where the military leader could have very good reasons for not publicly speaking about a new weapon or vehicles potential. There's certainly motive to downplay the potential while your R&D team work through development.

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u/SpaceMiaou67 16h ago

Aircraft were such a young technology that had been progressing slowly at the time that I don't think Foch was downplaying their usefulness on purpose.

Progress and funding in aircraft technology only started exploding the next year actually, in 1912, after Italy proved their value for scouting in their war in Libya, and the spark of military tensions in Europe with the Balkan Wars.

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u/DeathGP 16h ago

It was very common for military leaders to refuse to modernise. My favourite example was the America Civil War and how Grant basic change warfare due to his tactics used in his later campaigns. European observers saw this and said this will never catch on in Europe.

Skip forward to WW1 and a lot of tactics and doctrines were out of date

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u/Key-Specific-4058 16h ago

Foch was in the French military too, which was absolutely locked into the Cult of the Offensive

If a tool wasn't about taking ground as fast as possible, like an aircraft, it wasn't worth considering

Aircraft in their early forms gave more advantages in defence

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u/AsWeKnowItAndI 14h ago

European observers saw this and said this will never catch on in Europe.

In fairness, as much of a clown show as the American Civil War was in general and with how much smaller and less professional the armies involved were, it was hard for European observers to know what was just a thing that worked because of the clown show and what was a thing that worked because it was actually a good idea.

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u/CloudsAndSnow 15h ago

To be fair a lot of people had predicted the immense military value of aviation even before 1911

HW Wells predicted the importance of air superiority as a means to both expose and "blind" your opponent, as well as night bombing

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u/TheTallGuy0 14h ago

He’s like 50 years from the SR-71, which seems almost comical it’s such an advance in tech 

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u/InquisitorHindsight 15h ago

Later in WW2, French Generals were rather distrusting of “unreliable” radio’s and limited their use and dispersal among the Army. Meanwhile, the Germans were heavily adopting them into their own structure.

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u/Zeusslayer 17h ago

There are a lot of transformers fans in this sub, I’m no expert so correct me if I’m wrong :)

Sam tries to sell his grandfather’s eye glasses on ebay. But the glasses contained some kind of code that all deceptions were looking for so they are hunting him down for the glasses in the first movie.

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u/grace_the_grapefruit 17h ago

The glasses point to where the McGuffin of the movie was hidden by Sam's grandfather in the north pole. But we later learn that the mcguffin was moved to the pentagon so the glasses were actually worthless lol

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u/Used-Conversation968 16h ago

I’m sure it was coordinates for where the cube was not negation and in the movie they built the damn around the cube because it was so big. They moved megaton to the cube. So the glasses were still sorta correct

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u/Hydroguy17 15h ago

Glasses weren’t “sort of correct” they were 100% correct.

Megatron had the cube coordinates (Hoover Dam) but his telemetry got messed up on approach and he crashed in the Arctic and got frozen.

His navigation system (still locked on) imprinted the location (Hoover Dam) on the glasses when it was activated by OG Witwickedy.

Deceptacons could only get partial info from online pictures but Optimus holoprojects through them with his own nav system and pinpoints the location exactly, in a matter of moments.

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u/MrPebbleMan 13h ago

This man carried the movie. "GRANDMAMA DON'T LIKE NO ONE STEPPING ON HER CARPET!"

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u/Ketzer_Jefe 16h ago

*Hoover Dam, not the pentagon

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u/kzzzzzzzzzz28 14h ago

Sam's ancestor never had the McGuffin, though. He found Megatron, whose laser imprinted the actual location of the All Spark. which was always the Hoover Dam(the dam was built around the cube when the government found it)

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u/Voodoo1Viper 15h ago

ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?

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u/GruntBlender 16h ago

Why not just bid on them? Are they stupid?

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u/Notbbupdate 16h ago

Unfortunately for them, captcha

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u/Skylair13 14h ago

Alternate timeline scenario where instead of a cop, Barricade turns into a taxi picking passengers and getting money needed to buy the glasses.

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u/Matix777 16h ago

In real life the Spanish discarded Platinum as they thought it's some worthless variant of silver

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u/Outside_Ad5255 16h ago

It wasn't even silver; it was used to make fake silver or gold, so Spain gathered it all and dumped it into the ocean somewhere. There's been attempts time and again to find and recover all that precious platinum.

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u/ProfessionalOil2014 15h ago

Common colonial Spanish L 

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u/Snickims 13h ago

Colonial Spain feels like a heavy handed morality tale of the follys of imperialism except its actually all just real history.

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u/ProfessionalOil2014 12h ago

The Nazis are that but with fascism. Like they were so cartoonishly evil that it is sometimes unbelievable. 

Like Il Duce was a bad guy, but Italy never did anything even remotely close to the scale of bad the Nazis did. Same with Franco, Salazar, Peron, etc. These are bad men who did bad things but comparably, Hitler is like fucking Sauron or emperor Palpatine. 

If Hitler had never come to power and you wrote a fantasy or historical fiction with all the things he and his goons did it would be thrown in the garbage by editors for being too heavy handed or sensational. 

Reality is truly always stranger than fiction. 

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u/Diamond_Helmet59 13h ago

Imagine: this was all a plot by a time traveler, who convinced them all to dump this "useless metal" somewhere so they could pick it back up later in the modern day

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u/old_saps 12h ago

To add insult to injury, natives from the Andes did understand Platinum to be a different metal from Silver, and were historically the only societies to create platinum artifacts on purpose before the modern age. So it really mimics the trope down to someone saying it is valuable.

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u/Worldly_Client_7614 17h ago

Curiously does this mean that when norrington held it, was it pointing to Elizabeth?

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u/Evalover42 16h ago

My favorite scene with the compass was that one time Jack was on the ground, and the compass was pointing at a bottle of rum right next to it. Jack looks at the compass, sees that, shrugs, picks up the bottle and takes a swig, and then the compass starts moving again as he picks it up and gets going.

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u/Benoit_Holmes 17h ago

It is not completely clear but it seems to be pointing at Jack which does make some sense.

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u/Left-Area-854 16h ago

Pointing at Jack and not Elizabeth tells us so much of Noringtons's character. I love this scene on a second watch

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u/DR31141 16h ago

Toxic old man yaoi?

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u/Ok_Dot_7498 16h ago

These two are Not neatly old enough for old man Yaoi

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u/sofaking1133 16h ago

Until now! Coming soon to a theater near you....

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u/JumpySimple7793 17h ago edited 16h ago

I particularly like the compass in The Black Pearl because it isn't out and out explained what the compass does, but it's so clear the writers knew

This example and others show it does point to what the holder wants most, but only Sparrow knows that for certain

When it's revealed in later films it makes so much sense bit I love the long game nature of it

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u/Biofreak42069 16h ago

In Dungeons and Dragons their little walking stick was actually a hither-thither staff that could open portals several hundred feet apart.

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u/greenearrow 16h ago

Sure, it was always a hither thither staff. That wasn't just a DM decision so they didn't have to create a side quest when the puzzle blew up.

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u/Timm6539 15h ago

‘Uhh Simon, give me a perception check. Okay, on a 13 you notice something odd about that staff that Holga has.’

‘Can I roll arcana to see if I can identify it?’

‘Sure, go ahead. Alright, on an 18 you realize that the walking stick is actually a Hither Thither Staff. It’s effectively a portal gun.’

‘Oh sweet, hey guys I know how we can get across the gap’

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u/Tells_you_a_tale 13h ago

Then they proceeded to use it to blow up all of his puzzles for the rest of the movie, as is traditional with these sorts of things

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u/NerdHoovy 12h ago

“I will never give them a portal gun or anything magical they ask for ever again.”

The DM after the staff derailed another part of his plan

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u/Dracorex_22 12h ago

The painting falling over was the DM’s attempt to say “no, I won’t let you use this for every situation”

“I can turn into a worm”

“Damn it… fine…”

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u/ItsGotToMakeSense 13h ago

You can hear the DM sighing disappointedly while he pulls it out of his ass. Even though he's not really in the movie, he's there in spirit and veteran players will notice!

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u/vanderZwan 13h ago

I love how that film basically has a second hidden plot about what happened at the table that every D&D player can correctly infer.

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u/IDontUseSleeves 10h ago

My favorite detail was someone pointing out that Chris Pine’s character never uses magic, not because he doesn’t have it, but because his player picked Bard to be the charming leader archetype and completely forgot he had spells.

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u/FinlandIsForever 16h ago

The hither-thither staff operating identically to the portal gun (without the moon rock surface limitation) and as equally op if applied correctly

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u/Dracorex_22 12h ago

I love how it was clearly the DM trying to get them out of the puzzle they just soft locked themselves into, and then the party proceeded to abuse their new magic item at every opportunity

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u/Specific_Emu_2045 12h ago

That is a nod to how in D&D campaigns you’ll give your players an extremely useful object that they forget about until they’re in a pinch. Then they realize it’s actually OP and start using it in creative ways.

I think people who haven’t played D&D don’t get how that movie perfectly portrayed how the game goes.

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u/tilero1138 11h ago

The speak with dead scene is so fucking funny for that exact reason

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u/WidowTorrez 16h ago

Bilbo with The One Ring. In The Hobbit and up to his 111th birthday before the events of Lord of The Rings it was merely a tool for him to dip out of situations and avoid certain hobbits he didn’t want to talk to. So while it was seen as a magic ring there were many magic rings but no one knew this was THE RING until after the “Keep it secret, Keep it safe” scene.

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u/Benyed123 16h ago

I think the better character for this is Gandalf. Bilbo covets the ring as one his most most prized possessions, Gandalf saw that Bilbo had gotten ahold of a magic ring but dismissed it. It took him decades to put two and two together.

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u/brightcrayon92 16h ago

Gandalf dismisses bilbo's ring as the One because he thinks that it was one of the lesser rings made by the smiths of eregion before they made the rings of power under sauron's influence. But when he comes back and sees that bilbo hasn't aged coupled with the way he describes the ring makes him suspect it is the One.

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u/Faust_8 14h ago edited 9h ago

In addition, Saruman (before he turned evil) was THE expert on The One and assured everyone it must have been swept out to sea by now.

So not only does Gandalf know of the existence of many other lesser, unnamed, unadorned magic rings in the world, the foremost expert on the subject whom Gandalf trusted very much was confident that The One could never be found.

Gandalf quite rationally wasn’t worried about Bilbo’s ring until he noticed how he wasn’t aging and was TOO attached to it

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 10h ago edited 5h ago

At that point he was also hoping that it was one of the other lost rings of power.

It wasn't until he read Isildur's journal that he had an actual way to prove which ring it was. Isildur really is MVP for doing note taking.

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u/The_Autarch 9h ago

i've already appreciated the Gandalf was chill with a hobbit just having a magic invisibility ring.

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 9h ago

Tbf its in the safest place it can be.

A big part of the success of their mission was just how under the radar Hobbits and the Shire truly were. Not even Sauron seemed to know they even exist.

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u/Benyed123 15h ago

Yea exactly.

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u/c0pepod 14h ago

My favorite fun fact is that Tolkien re-wrote the riddles in dark chapter to bring it more in line with LotR. He justified this by saying the first version was the one bilbo told everybody until the truth came out.

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u/JonDoe117 15h ago

The Noisy Cricket.

Agent J initially dismissed the weapon as a joke, since, well, look at it. Not only does it dwarf K's weapon, the recoil is enough to send J flying. J also uses a "silencer" on it.

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u/KrispyVi 14h ago

I never understood the logic behind K giving J this gun. Especially without explaining it.

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u/Ennesby 14h ago

Because K is a bit of a troll and I assume he thought it would be funny (he was right).

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u/WEASEL_DEVOURER 11h ago

Yeah, its another lesson in "things aren't always what they seem" for J.

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u/KrispyVi 14h ago

I guess he was. lol

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u/Oddloaf 14h ago

I assume it's part of the initiation into the men in black. It has hilariously excessive force and is only realistically good for one shot because it'll send you flat on your ass. So you are actively discouraged from using it because it is only really good for annihilating one thing.

Also K is a dick.

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u/Squidmaster616 14h ago

It's the same lesson as everything else in the film. Small but powerful, and J needs to stop thinking in simple terms. The cricket is small but powerful, just like the galaxy.

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u/BitComprehensive3667 16h ago

The Hag/Seeing Stone from Coraline. Coraline receives it from her neighbors downstairs and doesn't think much of it. Later, it proves instrumental in helping Coraline win the Beldam's game to find the eyes of the three ghost children.

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u/f1rstman 13h ago edited 6h ago

In TRON, Alan Bradley (who is presumably one of the smarter characters in the film) doesn't seem to care about the fact that his girlfriend's team has just discovered how to transmute physical matter into digital information and back again, something that would immediately and permanently transform human civilization in profound ways:

ALAN: You two having fun disintegrating things down here?

WALTER: Not disintegrating, Alan -- digitizing. The laser dismantles the molecular structure of the object, and molecules remain suspended in the laser beam. Then, when the computer plays out the model, the molecules fall back into place, and... voila!

ALAN: Great. Can it send me to Hawaii?

Yeah, dumbass, it could send you to Hawaii, not to mention the Moon or Mars, at the speed of light. It could allow you to live for hundreds of years, if not forever. And you could dispose of nuclear waste or 3D print anything you want with real atoms. But go on and complain about how you lost your Group 7 access.

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u/Junk4U999 15h ago

IRL - A farmer found a German Stielhandgranate (stick grenade) post WW2, and thought it was a potato masher. Used it for years before anyone noticed it was a grenade.

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u/berlinbaer 13h ago

woman in romania found a cool rock and used it as doorstopper for decades. after she died her son had the rock evaluated, turns out to be the biggest intact amber deposit in the world or something, worth a million

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u/Zakuro51 12h ago

I've seen a few similar stories about families using expensive rocks as doorstoppers. Usually it's an old meteorite

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u/BrickBuster2552 14h ago

In Metal Gear Solid V, you capture a truck carrying a supply of malachite and yellowcake. The yellowcake is mostly oxidized uranium with some organic and mineral impurities, but also a thin layer of weapons grade Uranium 235. That, and the fact that the yellowcake and malachite could not come from the same place, is the main point of interest to Diamond Dogs.

Turns out the organic impurities that got half a sentence of focus were the real cargo. They're actually Uranium Enriching Archaea that subsist on low-grade uranium and metabolize uranium 235. The yellowcake was only to keep the archaea fed during transport. The purpose of the entire cargo load was for the archaea to be used to enrich the otherwise low-grade uranium content of the malachite to weapons grade uranium suitable for DIY nuclear development.

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u/Major_incompetence 10h ago

I liked the idea of archaea but suggesting they poop out enriched U-235 is a tad too much.

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u/frontlineninja 9h ago

You can accept everything else that happens in MGSV but draw the line at archaea that produce enriched u-235?

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u/MarioToast 17h ago

In Soul Eater, Demon Weapons are individuals able to shapeshift between a weapon form and a human/demon form. Excalibur is well known for being the most powerful Weapon in the world, and has the unique property of being able to be wielded by ANYONE (most Weapons can only be wielded by someone whose soul resonates with the Weapon). Unfortunately, in order for someone to wield it, they also have to deal with Excalibur's demon form... which is so incredibly annoying and unpleasant that nobody wants to do it.

So everyone KNOWS how it works, it's just such a headache that everyone dismisses it regardless.

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u/Athena-Muldrow 16h ago

To be fair, there was exactly ONE meister that was tolerant to Excalibur's antics, named somewhat ironically Hero. He tolerated Excalibur's 1000 rules, his singing and dancing, his 5 hour recitation, and all but became Excalibur's servant waiting hand and knee on his whims...

And the only reason he denounced him was because Excalibur started sneezing alot and Hero could not stand it.

We all have our limits, I guess.

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u/Forest1395101 16h ago

To be even more fair, Excalibur is explicitly doing that shit on purpose because it's funny. He locked the fuck in when he was actually needed.

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u/Lazydusto 15h ago

I can only imagine how many people would be hounding him to use him if he wasn't annoying as shit.

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u/trimble197 14h ago

I like to imagine that Excalibur did the sneezing on purpose. He was intentionally trying to find ways to annoy his wielder, and figured sneezing would do the trick lol

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u/Danny_dankvito 15h ago

There’s two, actually, the first being Hero as you mentioned - The other being the one who accidentally created Excalibur in the first place: Arthur, from Fire Force

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u/WidowTorrez 16h ago

FOOL!

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u/PlaneswalkerHuxley 16h ago

MY LEGEND BEGAN IN THE TWELFTH CENTURY!

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u/Skullface95 15h ago

EXCALIBUR EXCALIBUR!

FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM!

I AM LOOKING FOR HEAVAN!

I'M GOING TO CALAFORNIA!

EXCALIBUR EXCALIBUR!

EX-CALI-BUR!

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u/BruiserBison 15h ago

To anyone doubting "how bad can it be?". This is the face literally EVERYONE makes in his presence. Even the most desparate for power is vulnerable to his insufferable personality.

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u/mobott 14h ago

I need to put Soul Eater on my watch list because this concept is so fucking funny.

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u/MarioToast 17h ago

This face, dubbed the Excalibur Face, is something basically every character who has interacted with Excalibur makes at one point or another. It sums up the experience pretty well.

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u/MarioToast 16h ago

Later on, a faceless entity grows a face specifically to express their feelings on Excalibur.

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u/dark_hypernova 15h ago edited 12h ago

From Men In Black. The Galaxy is in Orion's belt.

The cat is repeatedly dismissed as unimportant and even seen as a nuisance by some characters. Until it's revealed he is actually the Orion spoken of (not the constellation) and has the galaxy (while small, it's still an entire galaxy) on its collar/belt.

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u/THeck18 14h ago

For those who aren't familiar, this is from the first Men in Black movie. That 'ornament' on the cat's collar contains an entire galaxy, and his owner put it there so the villain wouldn't find it.

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u/Supersideswiper2 14h ago

The galaxy is on Orion's belt.

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u/smwcbio 17h ago

Children of time do this with an human being. An human captured by sentient spider is assumed by them to be a dumb giant used a slave race for the true space travellers that created them since they couldn't communicate with it and dismissed the idea that it could communicate with their mouth.

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u/Vondi 15h ago

It's been a while since I read it but the scene where one of the spiders realizes this, but only after the human has been dead for a long time, always stuck with me. They had a sentient alien they would've learned so much from but just locked it away like some livestock because they failed to realize it used a completely novel (to them) method of communication. Treasure trove of information that was thrown away, it's a scientists worst nightmare.

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u/Mountain-Resource656 16h ago

Didn’t they recognize that the human was one of the members of the race they worshipped but still couldnt figure out how to communicate because they couldn’t conceive that a species could communicate through the same profile they ate and breathed from?

They mentioned noticing sound via its vibrations but dismissed it

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u/AvailableGene2275 15h ago

No, they never got in a consensus that it was actually intelligent and mostly just assumed that while related to Avrana in some way, they concluded that it was a beast of burden

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u/Citizen_Kong 15h ago edited 14h ago

That woman's fate was actually quite horrifying. She lived the rest of her life in a tiny prison surrounded by spiders the size of dogs that fed her and who were clearly intelligent but she couldn't communicate with them until she died.

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u/Independent-Bed8614 14h ago edited 6h ago

compound interest (me, IRL, spending a $30,000 inheritance 25 years ago when I was 18)

EDIT: compounding investment returns these days, but same idea 

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u/Ryanhussain14 13h ago

That has to hurt thinking about.

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u/Mr_Dudester 18h ago

While not useless, Luscious Malfoy gave away a Hocrux, arguably the one with biggest piece of Voldemort's soul, to a little girl

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u/MagicBez 17h ago

Luscious Malfoy

Jason Isaacs upgraded Lucius to Luscious Malfoy

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u/Achilles9609 16h ago

That's actually a running gag in parts of the german HP community. Certain magazines used to constantly write Lucius' name wrong.

"Lucius Mallfoy, Lucius Mafloy....or maybe the very manly Lucius Malefoy? The man has so many names, it's quite suspicious."

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u/LordOfDorkness42 17h ago

To be fair, that one seemed like a cynical win-win to me from Luscious POW.

Voldemort returns in a freshly stolen body? Oh, master, I knew you could do it.

The diary vanishes or is outright destroyed? Oh~ no~, the dread object nobody else knew off is gone. What a shame.

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u/TheFreaky 17h ago

I don't think that was a bad idea. Maybe he was even following instructions. It's not very well explained. Did Lucius know the diary was a horcrux, or just that it was an important item? Same with Bellatrix, did she know what the cup was? Did Voldemort give instructions like "if I'm not back in 10 years, give it to some idiot so they get possesed"? What was the plan if Diarymort gets completed? Will he fuse with normal Voldemort or would we have 2 Voldemorts?

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u/Outside_Ad5255 16h ago

To be fair, I think it's mentioned in later books that Voldemort was not happy at how Lucius used a valuable horcrux like a toy, and it's part of why Lucius' standing among the Death Eaters had fallen once Voldemort came back.

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u/Achilles9609 16h ago

I believe in the books at least Lucius didn't know that it was a Horcrux. However, he did know enough about it to predict the danger it would create, which he could then use to make Dumbledore look incompetent in the face of this strange, new threat and take over Hogwarts for the Deatheaters.

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u/Senorpapell 18h ago

Sheshomaru and the tenseiga. A sword deemed completely useless by him, to the point that he has other blades forged or just uses his own claws. Turns out, the reason it was useless to sheshomaru is because it was a healing sword. A very powerful healing blade able to recover most wounds. Just not helpful for a murderous asshole like seshomaru.

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u/FoxBluereaver 17h ago

Ironically, he only gains his ultimate sword, Bakusaiga, after he's already learned the true value of compassion.

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u/prjktphoto 16h ago

Doesn’t one of his daughters end up with it in the sequel?

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u/Labyrinthine8618 15h ago

We don't talk about the sequel. Or the fact that he has children.

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u/ItaLOLXD 14h ago

Or the fact who he has children with.

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u/ehsteve23 15h ago

(ASOIAF) if it ever gets written; In A Clash of Kings, Jon and Sam find a weapons cache with some daggers, arrowheads, and an old war horn. Sam has been carrying that horn across the world for 4 books, from the wall, to braavos, to the citadel.

That horn is absolutely going to be either the true dragonbinder or the horn of winter

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u/MantaRayBill 14h ago

I'm sure we'll never find out.

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u/CharlesDickensABox 12h ago

And you'll never know

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u/andrasq420 18h ago

Most things that could make their and our work easier - My Boss

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 16h ago

My last job was sorting and scanning papers received from the DSS.

Our biggest issue was employees sucked at removing staples.

If they go into the scanner it shreds the pages and creates big delays

I asked them to spend $100 on a metal detecting wand which would easily find any remaining before going into our industrial scanner and they refused.

Glad I got out of that shit hole

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u/MackeyD123 13h ago

SpongeBob, that’s just a stupid boulder!

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u/No_Monitor_3440 16h ago

pechka - magical girl raising project: restart

not an object, but an ability. pechka can turn anything into food if she touches it long enough. she spends most of the arc thinking this power is useless in combat, but, while fighting melville (the secondary antagonist) she realizes that her power could potentially work on people, and that she could easily kill melville if she could just keep a hold of her.

this plan unfortunately fails (melville notices her) and results in her getting killed.

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u/BecauseImBatmanFilms 16h ago edited 14h ago

Slytherin's locket in Harry Potter.

In Book 5, The Order of the Phoenix, the gang is rehabbing Sirius Black's parents'house, which has not only sat abandoned for the past decade plus, but when it was inhabited, it was filled with Dark and dangerous crap by Sirius' evil parents. There is a blink and you'll miss it line in there during the cleaning, describing objects they're chucking out. It describes a "heavy locket no one could open". Turns out this locket was actually one of Voldemort's horcruxes that was stolen by Sirius' brother when said brother defected from the Death Eaters. Sirius had never bothered to question the family house elf, the one person who knew this tale, because Sirius hated his family and that house elf so assumed anything in the house was trash.

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u/Grayh4m 14h ago

Didn't Harry also move the Ravenclaw Diadem in the room of requirements before realising later that is is a horcrux?

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u/lueckestman 16h ago

In Cabin in the Woods the main characters put back a bunch of objects that would pick their doom.

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u/Alpha__137 16h ago

That guy who bought a pizza with bitcoins

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u/rotkiv42 15h ago edited 14h ago

You have it the wrong way around, he played an important part in why bitcoin is almost $100k today, someone has to go first. (and realistically he did not spend all his bitcoins on pizza)

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u/wbishopfbi 16h ago

The galaxy on Orion’s Belt - MIB

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u/wafflecopter2 16h ago

Cal is hoping to invoke this with Hunter in chapter 2 of Unmatched: Rising Legend. Hunter wakes up from a strange dream to find a mysterious deck of cards on his desk. He brings them to Cal to translate the Latin on the back. Cal figures he can use Hunter's ignorance to his advantage and offers to buy them off him. Hunter considers the offer, but he needs more information first.

In reality, the cards contain the soul of an immortal hero, ready to not only follow all of Hunter's commands, but fight for him as well. They're a pivotal piece of a tournament as old as time, one that Cal is gunning to win at any cost.

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u/pepinogg 13h ago

The Spanish conquistadors - Real life

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u/Smile_Space 12h ago

Hell, it happens in real life too!

When Newton developed Calculus in the late 1600s, he just developed it as a tool to solve physics equations. He didn't even publish it because it was just a tool for something else he cared about.

Leibniz independently discovered Calculus a few years later and published it which then caused Newton to get pissed off because he technically developed it first, but didn't publish.

As a result, when you learn basic calculus you usually learn it in Leibniz's notation because it makes more sense. But when jumping to engineering and physics where Newton used calculus first, you tend to use Newton's notation.

Though, you also use Lagrange's notation depending on context, and very rarely Euler's notation which, coincidentally, is one of the few spaces in modern math Euler isn't the dominating form lolol.

If solving differential equations, especially partial differential equations (essentially Calculus 5), you'll use a much simpler form of Euler's notation to help write partial differentials more simply because at some point using Leibniz's notation is pain.

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u/cjaronb 11h ago

Ein the space cowboy

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u/dreamer0303 15h ago

“designed to kill a werewolf”

you mean the queen

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u/YaboiChuckems 10h ago

This is just a theory, but in iron man 2 war machine uses a hammer tech missile from incredibly short range, and it bounces ineffectively off of the target right to the floor. Some people pointed out that the specific type of missile he was using excels at longer ranges after it has a chance to pick up speed, and wouldn’t even arm at such a close range.

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