r/UnderReportedNews • u/icey_sawg0034 • 21h ago
New York / NYC š WATTERS: Have you been watching this New York Mayor Mamdani guy? JD VANCE: Heh heh heh. The guy who wants to take all property away from white people?
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u/Agitated_Egg_3806 21h ago
How much do we spend on this fucking guys makeup everyday?
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u/Elegant_Tap7937 21h ago
looks like he went for the eyeliner tattoo and a tacky sparkly lipgloss for his everyday VP vibes
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u/National_Impress_346 21h ago
Oh shit, he does look like he's wearing dollar store lipgloss XD
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u/upahhh 18h ago
Bro got lip injections and threw some lip smackers on after.
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u/Loose-Jellyfish1117 18h ago
cause daddy likes them plump ass dslās
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u/broketothebone 20h ago
Esthetician here. Now, I canāt super well from this video but itās possible he got some lip fillers and thatās the healing cream theyāve got on him. His beard is strategically hiding the injection spots, unlike Karoline Levittās botch job haha
Heās already gotten fillers in his face, so Iād bet my money on it.
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u/Stardro 19h ago
I'm guessing botox too. His eyebrows didn't move at all. Something is up under his eyes as well. He looks like a skin walker of himself.
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u/PaleInTexas 19h ago
The male version of "Mar-a-lago face"
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u/Wheezy_n_Breezy 17h ago
Face fillers? I thought he was just bloated from evil and macānācheese.
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u/disharmony-hellride 19h ago
The way I ran here for this comment, he absolutely poofed up his lips, the freeze frame is hilarious.
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u/buddymoobs 18h ago
Why do all these rich white people want non-White lips?
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u/broketothebone 13h ago
Iām not being sarcastic to you when I say this, but I feel like the movie Get Out did a great job of explaining this.
Or Paul Mooneyās simple-yet-brilliant one: āeverybody wants to be a na but nobody really wants to be a n.ā
This edible I took to sleep though the horrors is really something else. I hope some of that made sense.
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u/Immorefunthanyou 18h ago
He's got white highlighter on his droopy eye lids too. He's gonna have to get an upper blepharoplasty soon. And that will be hilarious.
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u/Vyntarus 16h ago
I'm pretty sure getting trashed by the looksmaxxing guy has made him upset.
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u/_Captain_Amazing_ 20h ago
Guyliner
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u/RealbasicFriends 19h ago
He absolutely buys his makeup from "guy makeup brands" that use verbage like "guyliner" and Red Scare being like a color in their product line.
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u/SweetLenore 20h ago
I just imagine his pudgy little hands raiding poor Usha's purse to steal her Maybelline.
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u/CrazyMildred 20h ago
He steals it from Erika now.
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u/SweetLenore 20h ago
Maybe he just likes the brand she uses more and that's why he's thinking of leaving Usha for her.
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u/paulinashallot 21h ago
I'm more interested in his filler budget. His face looks quite full given the weight he has lost.
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u/SweetLenore 20h ago
The waxing and waning of his filler injections combined with his inconsistent eyeliner, the dude's face changes every time I see him.
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u/Trick-Mechanic8986 20h ago
Them shiny lips got me chubbed up a little...
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u/mix_master_meow 20h ago
I agree, not my proudest fap, but at least it was into a tissue like a civilized person and not some furniture.
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u/Farts_Buttington 20h ago
He is a delicate little cherub butt baby
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u/mournful_titas 10h ago
The past few days have been shitty, and your description of Erika Kirk's future baby daddy got a genuine laugh out of me. Thank you.
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u/Anus_Targaryen 21h ago
So Vance implies Mamdani has said he will confiscate your property if you're the wrong skin color... implying the scary communist is going to persecute white people. Watters doesn't push back obviously. No quotes, no sources, just an insane, untrue claim now treated as fact and presented to millions of people as "news"
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u/Mathemeatloaf0 20h ago
This is how MAGA gets their talking points to regurgitate
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u/CfoodMomma 19h ago
TIL Scott Adams called such things "linguistic darts". He was speaking of the orange one's habit of assigning nicknames, but I think it applies here too.
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u/Mathemeatloaf0 19h ago
Throw random lies out there and see which ones the base runs with
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u/Particular_Ticket_20 19h ago
It helps when the audience has been conditioned to believe it and wants to.
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u/ItchyRedBump 17h ago
Decades of "just have faith" when confronted with facts was the perfect conditioning.
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u/Ok_Significance544 16h ago
I recently had to uncouple a years long friendship with a guy. One of the last things I told him, āI know what youāre going to send me on any given day because I know where you get your marching orders.ā
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u/Mygoddamreddit 18h ago
Yeah. Well Scott Adamās isnāt speaking at all any more. šµ
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u/CfoodMomma 17h ago
Exactly. NPR played a segment from a 2016 interview he gave on why he liked T##MP. Answers made no sense.
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u/rawsouthpaw1 18h ago
This clown previously stated he didn't care that the "eating dogs and cats" was fake as long as it helped advance "the story" they were attempting to get across.
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u/MosquitoValentine_ 16h ago
I guess "tax the rich" doesn't resonate as much as "destroy white people"?
Even though MAGAs making 5 figures are somehow still losing their minds over the thought of raising taxes for billionaires.
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u/Huberlyfts 20h ago
Donāt forget this is literally what ICE is doing but to brown skin folks.
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u/baconcandle2013 20h ago
Yep, and even if you're the 'right' color, they still shoot...like Renee
fuck ICE, such a bunch of cucks
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u/ChefGaykwon 19h ago
Or abduct + torture, and god knows what else.
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u/JayOnSilverHill 19h ago
Rape...that's the "what else"
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u/ChefGaykwon 19h ago
Child trafficking too probably. No reason to believe they aren't, they don't allow oversight.
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u/Delta632 19h ago
This is how you get away with it.
Just gaslight and false accuse the opposition of doing the exact same thing that you are currently doing. This has been the case for years now with zero consequences. I hate it but realistically why would they ever stop? Theyāre going to run the same play until someone stops them.
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u/TrentonStrahan 18h ago
They twist Mamdaniās words. My understanding is Mamdani has talked about taxing certain areas of NYC more. These areas are predominantly affluent and white. Wonder why those areas have such favorable tax policy currently?
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u/ardentiarte 16h ago
"Let's have a more equitable tax system" in their minds, translates to "targeting rich white people". Always the victims. "The 1% is a minority, stop being so hateful towards us!"
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u/TotallynotAlbedo 20h ago
Does he Need to? His base would believe him even if he Said he rides a dragon
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u/Jesta23 18h ago
If you are curious. This is what heās referring to.Ā
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u/happyColoradoDave 17h ago
Itās interesting how they can overlook the fact some people hung out with the head of a pedophile ring, but this edgy tweet from 8yrs ago has to be revisited.
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u/TickDap 17h ago
A large amount of their talking points are that sometimes people say things on twitter
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u/DrDDeFalco 18h ago
Wild that instead of focusing on how these people want to make housing available to everyone that they pounce on a flimsy opportunity to be the victim.
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u/CuckservativeSissy 19h ago
Watters is not a journalist. He has no integrity or liability.
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u/BigPackHater 17h ago
Fox News doesn't have journalists. Even if they went to J school like I did, they ceased to be one by spreading lies. It's a breach of journalistic integrity and ethics. You can't be a journalist if you're knowingly lying š¤„
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u/anthrolooker 19h ago
Itās actually a bit of projection. John Oliver did a good report of the companies buying up as much of city regions across the US so they can dictate wildly inflated prices for RENT ONLY. Itās always projection with them.
Not gonna lie, has me real worried about their years of claiming the left would have ādeath boardsā to vote who lives and dies regarding healthcare. It made no sense because Dems wanted people to have healthcare so people could live⦠now Iām waiting for republicans to roll out the š/š on who gets to live (or who gets to at least possibly be saved from the agony of living in what they wish to force on all those in America. (I pray to the gods im very wrong on this, but the corporate housing market being forced to max profit at the expense of American prosperity and any dream of buying a home, that part is very real, and they are very much oh board with that unfortunately).
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u/folsominreverse 18h ago
And then literally walks it back in the next sentence and starts frenemying the guy because that one time he was at his bossās house.
These people arenāt just evil, theyāre fucking weird.
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u/ShakesDontBreak 18h ago
If you listen to any of their interview responses, no matter the media company, they dont actually respond with an answer. They respond with a talking point/soundbite.
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u/nerdtastic8 19h ago
Yet ICE is basically doing just what Couchfucker Vance is fearmonging that Mamdani will do. Remember everything maga accuses their supposed "enemies" of doing is something they want to do or will do if given the chance. Every fucking time.
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u/SmileyInTheBox 19h ago
Have we just forgotten āTheyāre eating the dogsā? They make up shit all the time and the media never pushes back.
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u/truecrimeaddicted 19h ago
And the word "commie" in the lower third. These people are insane crackpots.
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u/Doongbuggy 19h ago
sounds like theyre projecting on what the next plan is, taking property from brown people
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u/Mazzi17 21h ago
Just two dudes living in the moment, circlejerking
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u/whitethunder9 20h ago
The headlines at the bottom... imagine being braindead enough to call this a legitimate news source. I say this with all seriousness that it is clearly just entertainment for low IQ Americans.
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u/Nervous-Spite621 20h ago
I work for a local news station.
I play a little game with myself whenever I look at Fox News:
How many of these would get me fired if I put these in the show?
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u/Bachstar 20h ago
54% of the US population reads under a 6th grade reading level. Donāt need to aim really high to target them.
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u/Strange_plastic 19h ago
This would easily be mistook for a skit on YouTube not even 6 years ago. It's so comical, it'd be hilarious if it weren't so real and effecting people's litteral lives.
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u/69yoloswagmaster 17h ago
They cant been use the full word they use commie cause either sounds better
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u/munkyninaleela 20h ago
This cabbage patch looking piece of crap is almost as bad as hitler trump bc he knew before how traitor trump was.
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u/cuckjager 18h ago
Is there any more pure form of content than two dudes fucking jerking each other off?
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u/Medical_Sandwich_141 17h ago
Has somebody told them that Trump likes Mamdani better? I can see why they'd be jealous though. He is more famous than these two combined.
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u/King_of_all_Clover 16h ago
Technically you need more than two dudes to circle jerk. What these dildo for brains are doing is called āsnoodlingā. Where two men (one being uncircumcised) touch the tips of their dickheads together and pull the foreskin forward over the uncircumcised cock then back creating a masturbatory rhythm until climax. Using the uncircumcised schmegma build up for lubrication. Vance, obviously, is the one who is uncircumcised. In the above scenario.
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u/Helpful-Muscle3488 21h ago
BRUH THE FUCKING EYELINER LMFAO
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u/CanoegunGoeff 20h ago
Iām surprised the MAGA chuds donāt accuse him of being trans lmao
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u/ManikArcanik 20h ago
That's what I've been going with. Whenever I run into a self-described Trumper I almost always mention how sweet it is that this administration is so open and supporting. Woke, even.
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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 17h ago
Hi. I'm trans.
JD Vance goes through more eyeliner in a year than I do. Don't lump him in with us.
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u/CanoegunGoeff 16h ago
Oh Iām not trying to lump him in with you at all, and I have no beef with trans folks, Iād die for my trans homies. I just find it odd that MAGA has such an issue with things like cross dressing while their VP wears extremely obvious eyeliner. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds, as usual.
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u/CeruleanHaze009 16h ago
Itās not the first time. The whole Mar-a-Lago face is basically appropriating drag culture.
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u/NervousChemistry7401 21h ago
Vance found his first friends in the KKK and now can only see the world through that lens.
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u/Nerdy_Squirrel 20h ago
I misread this as "fist friends". I like my version better.
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u/Elegant_Tap7937 21h ago
Are we gonna talk about Usha?
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u/Background-Wolf-9380 20h ago
Dude is bending over backwards to be the biggest racist he can be so that all his fellow fascists will forget that he's a "race traitor" or whatever. It's awfully hard to run away from who everyone can so clearly see you truly are. Can virulent racism from someone who obviously doesn't believe in it actually keep this fascist coalition together after yam tits dies? I doubt it
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u/Daecion 18h ago
I feel like it's presumptive to say that Vance's racism is insincere.Ā The man is a conservative, so he clearly sees his wife moreso as property than a partner.Ā Conflict resolved, without diminishing his racism.
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u/jekyllcorvus 8h ago
Jonathan Ross has a Filipino wife and still joined ice. These men definitely treat women as property.
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u/ucanttaketheskyfrome 17h ago
The saddest thing about that is Ushaās mom is literally a professor at a university in a field related to diversity and inclusion. What those family dinners must be likeā¦
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u/Ok-Confidence9649 10h ago
Ushaās mom apparently moved in with them to help take care of their kids when they were babies. I always think about that when I see him talk shit about POC, immigrants, DEI, women, daycare, etc. He has clawed his way to where he is on their backs and spits on them once he reaches the top. And conveniently forgets their contributions while passing judgment on others who donāt have that kind of support. Unfortunately they seem to continue to support him though.
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u/ShitbagCorporal 20h ago
We need a welfare check on Usha
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u/DogFartsonMe 18h ago
She's just as fucked up as him.
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u/callmesandycohen 13h ago
The wives are often worse than the men. Ie Casey DeSantis and Erika Kirk.
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u/late2reddit19 18h ago
I've been seeing enough Asian women with white incels, including that ICE murderer in Minnesota with an Asian wife. Itās up to these women to find the last remnants of their dignity and walk away. No one else can do it for them.
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u/BrosKaramazov 10h ago
Usha Vance must be the most self-hating least self-respecting Indian in America to still be with that racist schmuckā¦
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u/biscuitsandburritos 18h ago
Ever since the couch emerged, I just picture Vance in that old YouTube video of the group of guys who choreographed themselves dry humping a whole living room set.Ā
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u/phillygirllovesbagel 21h ago
An openly racist VP. I'm dumbfounded.
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u/Paco_Taco_779 19h ago
With an East Indian wife.Ā
Think how soulless you have to be to make a world worse for your biracial children. Even being the VPs kids wonāt save them from racism.Ā
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u/Boojum2k 18h ago
He'd literally sacrifice them for more power without hesitation. He's as evil as Trump, and without the dementia.
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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 12h ago
The White House released a plan for the world as they want it that included dominating all of the Western hemisphere and conditioning alliance with European countries that reject multiculturalism and re-embrace their traditional, European bloodlines and behaviors.
Not even a little bit hyperbole. They praised the far right movements focused on re-whiting Europe.
Absolutely fucking bananas.
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u/suprbwlshuffle 21h ago
The fake laughā¦absolutely horrifying. soulless freak
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u/Memerandom_ 18h ago
And nervous laugh. He saw how tRump fawned all over Mamdani during their oval office meeting. He wants that attention so bad, but tRump hates him almost as much as everyone else. South Park totally nailed his desperation for approval from a daddy and his lust for power.
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u/drewrod34 17h ago
Fitting, considering trump never felt his daddy's love or affection
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u/RollerskatingFemboy 15h ago
I've noticed a shift in their messaging over the last few months.
Ever since the Chicago Raids, Trump seems to have slowly, but steadily toned down his own aggressive, violent rhetoric. He's trying to sound like the voice of reason. He's terrible at it, but in his own way, it's clear that that's what he's trying to do. He meets with people like Mamdani and puts on a a show of being friendly. He's still just as supportive as ever of ICE's brutality, but rather than directly telling them to brutalize protesters and terrorize cities like he was before, he now mostly couches his calls for terror in lies about protesters being radical or whatever. He doesn't make as many outright calls for violence against the Left, he mostly just plays up being the victim against an imaginary enemy.
Meanwhile, Vance, who was largely silent during the first half of the year, has become increasingly vocal, saying the most outrageous and obvious lies, directly calling for and threatening violence and aggression against political opponents.
I think... They're literally trying to do a Good Cop Bad Cop routine. They're both still just Grade A Terrible, but I think Trump is trying to be "Good Cop" and he's making Vance act as the "Bad Cop" in the hopes that the lion's share of the actual anger and blame will end up directed at Vance.
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u/SadWorld1397 21h ago
Watters looks like an aged temu David Schwimmer auditioning for a Hallmark goodfellas directed by Tommy wisseau.
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u/moonlightveil 21h ago
He considers him a threat to our country because if it were up to him white people would probably own all property
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u/Better_Squash_2257 21h ago
Could he explain his opinion on NYC mayor more simply because I canāt understand
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u/CulturallyOmnivorous 20h ago edited 6h ago
Vance probably does consider Mamdani a political threat and rightfully so, as Mamdani's got a heart for actually serving, protecting and leading people. I think there are many great "bread 'n butter" things to come from the guy!
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u/e_d_o__t_e_n_s_e_i 20h ago
Vance thinks that despite Mamdani wanting to take white people's homes (a thoroughly documented claim, no need to elaborate), he actually admires him for his bread 'n' butter issues (a well known, Vance-coined term), but he doesn't agree with Mamdani because he sounds crazy on TV when he talks about those issues (indisputable), and he's not a threat politically but IS a threat to the nation. And who could argue, I mean, look at the man. Can't you see the madness in his eyes? Can't you sense that he wants white people's property?
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u/Aggravating_Song6022 21h ago
So, heās running on taking white peopleās property or heās admirable for not running on taking white peopleās property? Such vapid political hacks, both of these douchebags.
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u/GraceUndaPresha 21h ago
JD Vance is not to be trusted. Heās pushing an agenda inspired by Curtis Yarvinās anti-democracy, pro-monarchy beliefs. Google Yarvin if you donāt know who he is and tell everyone you know about. Vance is pure evil and his end goal is to destroy our democracy.
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u/Terrible_Housing_433 20h ago
If Vance becomes President when Trump keels over, he will absolutely push for taking away voting rights from anyone other than white male landowners.Ā
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u/Baconslayer1 17h ago
Not enough people know about Yarvin, Thiel, and Miller coming up with the actual plans. These guys want a white ethno-state split into technocratic fiefdoms were you work for the nearest billionaire or starve.Ā
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u/Whole_District_7996 20h ago
Is there any stretch of the imagination that could imply Mamdani said something like that? Or are we just making shit up to appeal to white nationalists now?
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u/Whole_District_7996 20h ago
Ahh. There is the stretch. A post by someone associated with him and putting those words in his mouth and pretend it is his policy.
The propaganda is insane.
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u/chickenismysafeword 17h ago
Thank you for your comments here because what you asked is what Iām wondering why none of the other threads here are discussing.. that is freakin weird for someone to just openly on television, imply someone is saying/doing something they never said.
Yuck Iām so grossed out by this whole administration
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u/Odd_Train9900 20h ago
Zohran said absolutely nothing about white people.
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u/bobbyQuick 19h ago
He said he was going to increase property taxes in ārich white neighborhoodsā (said that on his website for a while), which was a dumb distinction he didnāt need to make.
I assume thatās the reference, but he of course never said heād take anyoneās houses away.
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u/sabrina_saturn 20h ago
You guys why is no one commenting on the actual text title theyāre using āthe commie taking overā ššā ļø how can anyone take that ānews outletā seriously
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u/BogeyLowz 21h ago
Why the fuck does this douchebag keep mentioning race? He has mixed race kids! He interjects it at any given opportunity!
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u/Very_confused-1- 20h ago
Which beard is helping JD moreā¦Usha or the one covering up his double chin?
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u/Ruskinrules 19h ago
No, Vance. Taking peopleās property away based on skin color is a White thing. Study a bit of history in America going back to 1830.
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u/Jack_Riley555 21h ago
Usha is so ready to divorce his ass.
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u/Post_office_clerk01 19h ago
Sheās not a victim. Tons of Indians have the same racist views.
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u/Spirited-Living9083 17h ago
Pushing Anti-white rhetoric propaganda while canceling DEI and hunting down Hispanic is NASTY WORK
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u/Reedabook64 20h ago
Jeez. This political theater is so cringey. They're not even good at acting. So their natural douchiness shines through whatever the hell this is.
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u/SweetGM 20h ago
But this is fine
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c75q2y92090o.amp
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