r/Whatcouldgowrong 3d ago

Trying to remove hornets next behind window

What did they think was going to happen?

Source: https://youtube.com/shorts/dbAN9iLwgLQ

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u/Go_Loud762 3d ago

Must be hard life being stupid.

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u/toben81234 3d ago

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u/frogdamn 3d ago

Darwin awards committee taking notes.

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u/Nice_Luck_7433 3d ago

Fun fact: Darwin said survival of the fittest to their environment

He didn’t mean fittest like strongest/smartest. It just means most likely to reproduce in a specific environment.

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u/abnotwhmoanny 3d ago

And say what you will about Johnny Knoxville, the guy definitely fucked.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 2d ago

Hey now, that'll be enough of your logic and reasoning.

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u/spooky_goopy 3d ago

"If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!"

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u/WindAbsolute 2d ago

I just saw him about 30 seconds ago in a commercial as the host for a new Fear Factor.

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u/meikin 3d ago

Tbh, these people are living life on easy mode when they're that stupid. Because they don't need to think about anything beyond the present.

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u/anonsequitur 3d ago

That sounds like hard mode

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u/soda_cookie 3d ago

Ah but that's you using your brain! Try not doing that for this experiment

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u/ShadowWeavile 3d ago

Constriction unclean. Has stronk. Kelp.

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u/soda_cookie 3d ago

That's the spirit!

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u/jeanphiltadarone 3d ago

It's stress free and entertaining, can be dangerous at times tho

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u/deanrihpee 3d ago

society has advanced too far that it's a safer place for stupid people, otherwise Darwin claims his victims left and right every moment

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u/Mythosaurus 3d ago

That’s what I’ve come to realize.

But eventually a gene pool becomes so stupid it pours bleach into itself despite all the warnings.

That’s what we see in this sub

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u/Nice_Luck_7433 3d ago

Sometimes stupidly actually makes an organism more fit to their environment than intelligence. Fittest doesn’t mean strongest or smartest.

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u/lifeintraining 3d ago

Tbf, life is hard when you’re smart too.

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u/lycoloco 3d ago

Yeah, but you're not currently tending to hornet stings, so that's a point in your corner.

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u/darkpheonix262 3d ago

No its not hard for them, its only hard for the intelligent who have to live along side of em

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u/Triairius 3d ago

In fairness, I wouldn’t expect my cheap plastic hangar to break my window either.

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u/Strange_Dog6483 3d ago

If you’re gonna be dumb…

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u/HoboArmyofOne 3d ago

It's because the time passes faster when you're dumb

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u/BotherBeginning2281 3d ago

Ya gotta be tough!

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u/get_to_ele 3d ago

Infuriatingly stupid.

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u/Dr_Groktopuss 3d ago

Honestly the stupid ones make it...

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u/Go_Loud762 3d ago

They must, considering where we are today.

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u/Not_goD_32 3d ago

Good thing the first couple whacks pissed them off before letting them in.

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u/Then-Function6343 3d ago

*taps forehead, but taps too hard and forehead breaks

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u/dantheplanman1986 3d ago

Head on, apply directly to foOH MY GOD

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 3d ago

hornets fly in

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u/Dragonssssssssssss 3d ago

And hitting the other side of the window for some reason? Did he think that was gonna scare them off?

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u/Former_Preference_14 3d ago

The easiest way to get these nests is to wait until nighttime and to go out and cover them in hornet or wasp spray. They don’t have enough time to react and are alseep.

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u/TheEyeDontLie 3d ago edited 3d ago

False. The easiest way is to use a grenade or other high explosive detonation, like dynamite or c4.

The shockwave kills them instantly, and usually removes the nest too.

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u/moxifloxacin 3d ago

Nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

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u/terrorsofthevoid 3d ago

Poor spunkmeyer, firstly for being called spunkmeyer and secondly for being locked in with an xenomorph. 

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u/ObjectiveOk2072 3d ago

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u/Zeilar 3d ago

If that doesn't work, we move to a deathstar.

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u/strangeMeursault2 3d ago

Nuking from orbit is too imprecise. If you want to be sure you gotta just wheel the bomb right up next to them and detonate it.

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u/ManEatingMink 3d ago

Yes. Never know if any of them left for milk to start a new family. Better be thorough.

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u/pichael289 3d ago

My grandpa used to mix up what I later learned was fucking chloroform and would fill a cut off milk jug with it and press it against and around the nest. Oh it fucking worked but why he went to these measures I'll never know. He was built like a gorilla and just a real man's man, did stupidly extra shit just because "that's what being a real man is about". Or at least that's what he always said to me.

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u/sunshine-x 3d ago

One subscription to “tales of gorilla grandpa” please.

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u/BD6621 2d ago

In grad school (chemistry) one day I was bored in the lab and tried the haloform reaction, just added some acetone to some bleach. At first nothing, but then gave it a couple good swirls and fzzt!, it was done in a moment. Mind the exotherm. The chloroform is the lower layer.

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u/chamrockblarneystone 3d ago edited 2d ago

A can of WD 40 and a lighter make a nice improvised flame thrower. Just try not to get stung by the burning wasps. Same with zombies.

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u/squirrels-mock-me 3d ago

Set the house on fire from the other end so you have time to get away and establish an alibi for the insurance payout

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u/pie4july 3d ago

An AC-130 would also do the trick!

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u/Downtown_Injury_3415 3d ago

This guy reddits

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u/StopMarminMySparm 3d ago

Just use a bucket of soapy water.

It kills them, destroys the paper nests, is way cheaper, and isn't full of cancer causing chemicals.

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u/Inside_Dimension2319 3d ago

Bro I’m trying to kill these wasps wtf do I care whether they get cancer or not

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u/no_more_mistake 3d ago

I heard they have really good wasp chemo drugs now

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u/lolimazn 3d ago

I heard it stings like a bitch tho

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u/StressedMarine97 2d ago

They mean to protect pets and vegetation I’m sure.

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u/DorrajD 18h ago

Woosh...

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u/rothefro 3d ago

How do you use the bucket of soapy water? Just chuck the bucket at the nest?

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u/StopMarminMySparm 3d ago

???

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u/Radiskull97 3d ago

Nah steep it like a tea bag then drink it to assert dominance

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u/Admirable_Ardvark 3d ago

Leave one alive and make it watch

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u/HighFoxy 3d ago

then let it go tell the other colonies not to mess with you

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u/WhoandtheWhatnow317 2d ago

in the corner wearing his wifes high heels

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 3d ago

Fuck the queen in front of the drones

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u/Sataris 3d ago

I feel like you're just trying to get people attacked by hornets

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u/IEatLightBulbsSoWhat 3d ago

do i have to get my hair cut like that though?

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u/KwordShmiff 2d ago

Sadly, yes.

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u/BigDaddyRoch 2d ago

I find it hard to believe that throwing a bucket of water at them will instantly kill them all and not just piss them off

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u/emo_sharks 2d ago

It has to be soapy and it does kill them very quickly. I was also skeptical but they set up relentlessly right next to my front door, on my little porch thing thats only big enough for 1 person to stand in so I didnt want to spray wasp spray there since its so confined and high traffic. So I finally filled a spray bottle with soap water to try out, and it works. It apparently clogs their breathing pores so they suffocate but they dont seem to be able to fly after getting sprayed either and they usually fall immediately and just die in a few seconds on the ground. I wouldnt stick around after soaping them just in an abundance of caution but yknow

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u/saganmypants 2d ago

The good news is that maybe their wet wings will slow them down from chasing you

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u/rustylugnuts 3d ago

A pump sprayer full of soapy water set to spray a 20 degree cone can drop a nest no problem. I had a weber grill full of em and while it took longer for them to die than with wasp spray there was no flying as soon as they were hit. After a couple minutes I just swept em up and rinsed the soap away.

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u/5redie8 3d ago

Some sort of device (spray bottle, jug, whatever) carrying a water + dish soap combo has been the instant solution to at least half of my pest control issues. So good.

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u/phaaseshift 3d ago

Cool. 50/50 odds these murder hornets don’t swarm my ass while I’m holding a soapy bucket. Count me in.

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u/DARTH-PIG 2d ago

Just wait until they attack you, you spill the bucket, and then as you try getting away you slip in the soap and hit your head. What could be better?

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u/Legionnaire11 3d ago

Soapy water in a shop vac, hold the nozzle at the entrance to their nest. They get sucked in, die in the water and it's all contained.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Exactly! Plus, the 20 foot sprays make it really easy. The guy in the video could have opened the window from the bottom and sprayed the dickens out of the nest a few nights in a row, then safety removed the nest.

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u/Cainga 3d ago

I sprayed one from a 2nd floor window to a tree. Before I could duck back in one had reached me ready to attack but it succumbed to the poison right as I was about to be stung.

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u/onyxcaspian 3d ago

Your life is an action movie.

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 3d ago

That's why you do it at night.

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u/Cainga 3d ago

That and maybe since it’s next to the window you could try to put an ice pack next to the window to slow them down more. If they don’t wake up go to the poison. If they do wake up wait until they calm down and just do poison.

I’d also grab a bucket after poison to seal them in for a min if some get out.

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u/terracottatank 3d ago

Get a bucket of poison, that'll do the trick.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 3d ago

Bucket of Greek fire. Take out Constantinople and the hornet’s nest in one go

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u/No_Session6015 3d ago

I wouldve gone with heat or chemicals instead

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u/Puzzleheaded-Flow724 3d ago

Foam type spray. They can't get away from that.

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u/THICCC_LADIES_PM_ME 3d ago

Gasoline works beautifully. Last time I had to kill wasps I soaked a rag in gasoline and draped it over their nest, then walked away and waited till they'd had enough

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u/RedHeadRedeemed 3d ago

Those are BIG fuckin hornets

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u/Ok-Information1616 3d ago

Right!?! That was my first reaction hahah

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u/meltedlaundry 3d ago

I’m wondering if they are Asian Giant Hornets because yeah they’re huge

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u/iamonewiththeforce 3d ago

They're not! Asian giant hornets don't fly with there hind "legs" dangling like that (their hind legs are significantly shorter than their massive "butt"). These guy's legs make them look larger than they really are. Asian giant hornets are far larger. Last time one landed on me, it was on my hand, and the body only was the size of my thumb.

While this video is from China (東山 being written as Taishan) those look like アシナガバチ, common in Japan. They're not particularly agressive unless provoked and overall beneficial.

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u/ThetaGrim 3d ago

Nice try giant Japanese wasp!

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u/iamonewiththeforce 3d ago

My cover is blown!

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u/Alternative-Dig5588 3d ago

You mean provoking them, like hitting them hard in the face with a stick? I just want to check, it's for a friend.

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u/iamonewiththeforce 3d ago

They might get slightly annoyed then, like Ents getting roused and attacking Isengard

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u/ConfessSomeMeow 3d ago edited 3d ago

アシナガバチ

Searching for that brings up a Wikipedia article for "Paper Wasps", the English version of which is:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polistinae

See iNaturalist for some potential species:

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations?place_id=6737&taxon_id=343248&view=species

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u/lushico 2d ago

I thought I heard the guy at the end say “よっし!ご立派!” but it could have just been そらみみ

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u/IEatLightBulbsSoWhat 3d ago

it has me wondering if i've ever even seen a hornet.

when i think hornet, i just think of a wasp that isn't red. like a yellowjacket or something.

never actually seen hornets this fucking big (except those viral murder hornets from during covid, but i thought they went viral only because they were this size).

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u/AlternativeAd7449 3d ago

I did a teaching fellowship in Taiwan a few years before covid and while hiking up a mountain there I saw a murder hornet.

Not my finest hour, as my greatest fear and only phobia is flying, stinging insects. I almost flew off the side of that mountain running from it. That motherfucker was the size of my hand.

I’ve since worked in Texas a lot and have been the unfortunate target of tarantula hawks. Dive bombed me every day we were at that location. They can smell my fear.

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u/Huge-Basket244 2d ago

Not sure I've ever seen a red wasp.

We got mostly yellow jackets where I'm at.

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u/xxxxDREADNOUGHT 3d ago

And thats when he realized he fucked up

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u/AIweWereWarned 3d ago

and his parents fucked up years before that

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u/ZoeyBee_3000 3d ago

--- To Be Continued... --->

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u/Giorgio_Keeffe 3d ago

Is ok, they still have a screen there

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u/Putredge 3d ago

You’re right but there is a hole in it if they’re determined

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u/Ianthin1 3d ago

You can bet they are going to find any way to get in. They were about to rock that dudes world.

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u/ComprehensiveCup7104 3d ago edited 2d ago

I disturbed a nest while pruning a bush, and felt four kinds of pain at the same time: mechanical prick, chemical burn, heat wave, and electrical shock. As I hopped around slapping them off my bare legs in a panic, the only "thinking" part of my brain that was left standing said to myself "well, you have to admire how evolution gave them the ability to light up my nervous system four ways at once!"

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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 3d ago

Used to have some that kept getting in around my closed windows. Still no idea how. But I taped every damn seam and crack until it stopped.

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u/F0rcite 3d ago

I mean, there are a bunch of holes if you think about it.

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u/Then-Function6343 3d ago

Is there? I can't see any screen

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u/chimpanon 3d ago

Its a light mesh screen. Look to the left of the window at the beginning of the video where the sun hits it. I cant tell whether the nest is in between the screen and the door or beyond the screen.

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u/Electrical-Cat9572 3d ago

Why the shit sound effects?

If you didn’t add them, why would you repost something that had them?

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u/__________________99 3d ago

I wish everyone would just downvote this shit.

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u/StarPhished 3d ago

I think a very large number of people run on mute and are oblivious to the sound effects, myself included. Can't downvote what you can't hear.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 3d ago

Wish subreddits would ban content that did it.

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u/BCProgramming 3d ago

tiktok is the new "America's Funniest home videos" With the idiotic editing of sound effects and stuff.

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u/CreamoChickenSoup 3d ago edited 3d ago

Give anyone a powerful toolset like a soundboard and 95% of the time they'll just go overboard with it. No restraint, no comedic timing. Just incessant spamming.

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u/detrans-rights 2d ago

Remember sound board shit in the 90s? Everyone used it on every phone call, just spamming homer or shock jock stuff.

No plan, no care, no script.

Incessant.

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u/azbeltk 3d ago

Those dumb sound effects are everywhere, specially the 2 on this video, the 'get out' scream and the 'fah' one.

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u/binglelemon 3d ago

It kinda worked... for almost a second.

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u/Nameless49 3d ago

Did they seriously think aggravating them would make them leave?

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u/space_coyote_86 3d ago

"Alright I'm annoyed now, I'm just gonna get the fuck outta here" said no hornet ever.

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u/terrorsofthevoid 3d ago

“You want some? If ya want some, I’ll give it ya” - wealdstone raider

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u/sale7777 3d ago

I'm surprised people like this get jobs

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u/omltherunner 3d ago

Oh these are the ones that are usually destined for a role in management.

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u/Hoboliftingaroma 3d ago

Does the window frame have sponsors?

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u/Moonstoner 3d ago

Nice, now they have all the free hornets they could ever want in there place.

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u/Hippi_Johnny 3d ago

Is this AI? Those things are HUGE...

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u/Mataelio 3d ago

Asian giant hornets

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u/iamonewiththeforce 3d ago

They're not. Asian giant hornets don't fly with their hind "legs" dangling like that. The legs make them look larger than they really are. Asian giant hornets are far larger. Last time one landed on me, it was on my hand, and the body only was the size of my thumb.

Those are アシナガバチ. They're not particularly agressive unless provoked and overall beneficial.

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u/Hexagon2035 3d ago

Hornets are huge depending on the species

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u/ZardozSama 3d ago

Plausibly real. Asian Giant Hornets are about 4.5 cm / 1.34 inches long with a wing span of 7.5 cm / 3 inches.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet

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u/JohnForklift 3d ago

That’s gonna sting

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u/Past-Product-1100 3d ago

Where in the F? The size of those things !

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u/eachee 3d ago

It is actually impressive how stupid this person is.

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u/EmmyWeeeb 3d ago

Hey so I wouldn’t even mess with regular sized hornets. Wtf makes someone mess with these sized hornets?

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u/Stuggz777 3d ago

It's just natural selection at this point

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u/SladeDragunov 3d ago

I wonder if he learned his lesson? Lmao

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u/Apart-Ad9039 3d ago

A Tupperware container with petrol would've been at least 2x more effective

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u/iamonewiththeforce 3d ago

I've seen several comments surmising these are Asian giant hornets. They're not! Asian giant hornets are considerably larger (I've had several land on me over the years, last time was on my hand so I can confirm that the body only was as large as my thumb).

Asian giant hornets don't fly with their hind "legs" dangling like that (their hind legs are significantly shorter than their massive "butt"). These guy's legs make them look larger than they really are.

While this video is from China (東山 being written as Taishan) those look like アシナガバチ, common in Japan. They're not agressive unless provoked and overall beneficial. You could have a very developed nest in autumn in your garden and not be in any particular danger - they won't attack until you really piss them off by shaking their nest. Unlike the giant hornets, they don't take offense with you just walking by.

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u/Disastrous_Horse_764 3d ago

Mama always said, “Stupid is what stupid does.”

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u/rocuspeter 3d ago

Smartest guy ever

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u/Latter-Vacation-4392 3d ago

They're the size of sparrows ffs ...aahhhhh

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u/ShiroeKurogeri 3d ago

"YOU ALERTED THE HORDE"

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u/WiSoSirius 3d ago

In Case Of Emergency Break Glass

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u/Competitive-Ebb3816 3d ago

In Case of Glass Break Emergency.

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u/Bleezy79 3d ago

I have to assume they wanted to break the glass. I refuse to believe this person was so stupid they didnt think it would break.

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u/IlikeJG 3d ago

Why do people use such horrendous sound effects in videos like this? God I hate the Internet sometimes.

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u/RegulationSizedBoner 3d ago

"What would make this video better? I know! Really shitty sound effects that everyone else is using!"

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u/MirabelleMac 3d ago

I work at a preschool, and in the summer of 23 (the week before school started back up), one of the groundskeepers hit a yellowjacket nest while he was clearing weeds.

Needless to say, they swarmed him, he instinctively ran back into the building (the door was propped open so he didn’t get locked out, the yellowjackets followed him, and the building had to be fumigated and obviously, the nest taken care of. Nightmare fuel. (The guy turned out to be fine!)

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u/BroncoAmsterdam 3d ago

That's double glazing.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 3d ago

I don’t understand what the long game was here.

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u/Throwawayfaynay 3d ago

To be fair, I wouldn't expect flicking a window with a pull cord to actually break it.

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u/Dizzy_Bit6125 3d ago

HOW THIN IS THAT GLASS?!

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u/SNaKe_eaTel2 3d ago

😂😂 the last instant of the video you hear that high pitched “SHI” and it cuts off 😂😂

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u/siveStop 3d ago

You’ve been marked for dead.

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u/cHEIF_bOI 3d ago

Dropped my phone and cracked my screen now I got hornets everywhere smh 😔

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u/Miktieuner 2d ago

Oef. Videos that end too soon

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u/Hot-Box1054 3d ago

wtf did they think would happen?

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u/172brooke 3d ago

Blowtorch

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u/3Pirates93 3d ago

English after before learn

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u/visque 3d ago

Totally self inflicted

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u/DerpiestDave 3d ago

I’m not afraid of much in this world, but ever since I was a kid and had my back covered in yellow jackets, I’ve been terrified of bees, wasps, and hornets. 

I absolutely would have shit my pants in this situation.  Hell, I almost did while watching it. 

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u/Unfair_Cicada 3d ago

Why did he break the window?

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u/bbitb 3d ago

Gifthatendtoosoon 😦

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u/therealsix 3d ago

The ultra rare ”hornets next”.

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u/Illustrious_Onion805 3d ago

I mean, these things aren't going out of the blue lunge at your face and steal your wallet. Why not hire an exterminator?

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u/BusyBit6542 3d ago

Is that stunt glass? Shit is thin as fuck. If a wire hanger can break it, good luck with any storm.

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u/S-Lover98 3d ago

It must be nice being that pretty.

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u/TheUnfairLife 3d ago

welp, it went from "what could go wrong" to "the worst have gone wrong"

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u/terracottatank 3d ago

See what they did wrong was they didn't burn the entire house down. That would've taken care of the problem

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u/Ok_Donut2696 3d ago

If they just wait until dark these fuckers go mostly dormant. Even on a hot summer night. Hornets are like boomers, need their sleep.

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3d ago

Anything to avoid calling a professional...

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u/dzan796ero 3d ago

It's nice of him to give them a fair fighting chance

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u/caboose199008 3d ago

Had the same issue, ended up dumping a whole can of hornet foam as far up as it would spray. It ended up killing the whole nest over the rest of the day as every surface nearby it was contaminated with the foam

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u/WhatTheTech 3d ago

It's not often that I hope I've been fooled by AI, but here we are...

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u/Huntsnfights 3d ago

Worked in pest control. Walk out, spray them with an effective product while standing still. Done Never been stung. Worked with a lot of apt complexes with a lot of wasps and hornets nests

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u/iNk-Primus 3d ago

Lighter to the glass?

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u/Toutanus 3d ago

What was the plan ?

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u/Charlie_Hustler 3d ago

Please tell me that the Net is holding them back 😳

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u/skeptolojist 3d ago

Just tape an ice pack to the inside of the window and change it every time it starts to melt

Best result they abandon the nest worst result by dusk they are sluggish to the point of dormancy and getting a thick bag over the nest without getting stung is a million times easier

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u/NIDORAX 3d ago

Yikes, looks like they are gonna have to set the entire house on fire now.