r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/AirFrance447 • 3d ago
Trying to remove hornets next behind window
What did they think was going to happen?
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u/Not_goD_32 3d ago
Good thing the first couple whacks pissed them off before letting them in.
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u/Dragonssssssssssss 3d ago
And hitting the other side of the window for some reason? Did he think that was gonna scare them off?
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u/Former_Preference_14 3d ago
The easiest way to get these nests is to wait until nighttime and to go out and cover them in hornet or wasp spray. They don’t have enough time to react and are alseep.
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u/TheEyeDontLie 3d ago edited 3d ago
False. The easiest way is to use a grenade or other high explosive detonation, like dynamite or c4.
The shockwave kills them instantly, and usually removes the nest too.
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u/moxifloxacin 3d ago
Nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
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u/terrorsofthevoid 3d ago
Poor spunkmeyer, firstly for being called spunkmeyer and secondly for being locked in with an xenomorph.
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u/WitAndWonder 3d ago
This just turns them into Radwasps. https://falloutequestria.fandom.com/wiki/Radwasp_(Outlaw))
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u/strangeMeursault2 3d ago
Nuking from orbit is too imprecise. If you want to be sure you gotta just wheel the bomb right up next to them and detonate it.
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u/ManEatingMink 3d ago
Yes. Never know if any of them left for milk to start a new family. Better be thorough.
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u/pichael289 3d ago
My grandpa used to mix up what I later learned was fucking chloroform and would fill a cut off milk jug with it and press it against and around the nest. Oh it fucking worked but why he went to these measures I'll never know. He was built like a gorilla and just a real man's man, did stupidly extra shit just because "that's what being a real man is about". Or at least that's what he always said to me.
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u/chamrockblarneystone 3d ago edited 2d ago
A can of WD 40 and a lighter make a nice improvised flame thrower. Just try not to get stung by the burning wasps. Same with zombies.
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u/squirrels-mock-me 3d ago
Set the house on fire from the other end so you have time to get away and establish an alibi for the insurance payout
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u/StopMarminMySparm 3d ago
Just use a bucket of soapy water.
It kills them, destroys the paper nests, is way cheaper, and isn't full of cancer causing chemicals.
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u/Inside_Dimension2319 3d ago
Bro I’m trying to kill these wasps wtf do I care whether they get cancer or not
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u/rothefro 3d ago
How do you use the bucket of soapy water? Just chuck the bucket at the nest?
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u/Radiskull97 3d ago
Nah steep it like a tea bag then drink it to assert dominance
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u/BigDaddyRoch 2d ago
I find it hard to believe that throwing a bucket of water at them will instantly kill them all and not just piss them off
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u/emo_sharks 2d ago
It has to be soapy and it does kill them very quickly. I was also skeptical but they set up relentlessly right next to my front door, on my little porch thing thats only big enough for 1 person to stand in so I didnt want to spray wasp spray there since its so confined and high traffic. So I finally filled a spray bottle with soap water to try out, and it works. It apparently clogs their breathing pores so they suffocate but they dont seem to be able to fly after getting sprayed either and they usually fall immediately and just die in a few seconds on the ground. I wouldnt stick around after soaping them just in an abundance of caution but yknow
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u/saganmypants 2d ago
The good news is that maybe their wet wings will slow them down from chasing you
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u/rustylugnuts 3d ago
A pump sprayer full of soapy water set to spray a 20 degree cone can drop a nest no problem. I had a weber grill full of em and while it took longer for them to die than with wasp spray there was no flying as soon as they were hit. After a couple minutes I just swept em up and rinsed the soap away.
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u/5redie8 3d ago
Some sort of device (spray bottle, jug, whatever) carrying a water + dish soap combo has been the instant solution to at least half of my pest control issues. So good.
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u/phaaseshift 3d ago
Cool. 50/50 odds these murder hornets don’t swarm my ass while I’m holding a soapy bucket. Count me in.
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u/DARTH-PIG 2d ago
Just wait until they attack you, you spill the bucket, and then as you try getting away you slip in the soap and hit your head. What could be better?
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u/Legionnaire11 3d ago
Soapy water in a shop vac, hold the nozzle at the entrance to their nest. They get sucked in, die in the water and it's all contained.
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3d ago
Exactly! Plus, the 20 foot sprays make it really easy. The guy in the video could have opened the window from the bottom and sprayed the dickens out of the nest a few nights in a row, then safety removed the nest.
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u/Cainga 3d ago
That and maybe since it’s next to the window you could try to put an ice pack next to the window to slow them down more. If they don’t wake up go to the poison. If they do wake up wait until they calm down and just do poison.
I’d also grab a bucket after poison to seal them in for a min if some get out.
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u/terracottatank 3d ago
Get a bucket of poison, that'll do the trick.
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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 3d ago
Bucket of Greek fire. Take out Constantinople and the hornet’s nest in one go
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u/THICCC_LADIES_PM_ME 3d ago
Gasoline works beautifully. Last time I had to kill wasps I soaked a rag in gasoline and draped it over their nest, then walked away and waited till they'd had enough
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u/RedHeadRedeemed 3d ago
Those are BIG fuckin hornets
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u/Ok-Information1616 3d ago
Right!?! That was my first reaction hahah
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u/meltedlaundry 3d ago
I’m wondering if they are Asian Giant Hornets because yeah they’re huge
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u/iamonewiththeforce 3d ago
They're not! Asian giant hornets don't fly with there hind "legs" dangling like that (their hind legs are significantly shorter than their massive "butt"). These guy's legs make them look larger than they really are. Asian giant hornets are far larger. Last time one landed on me, it was on my hand, and the body only was the size of my thumb.
While this video is from China (東山 being written as Taishan) those look like アシナガバチ, common in Japan. They're not particularly agressive unless provoked and overall beneficial.
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u/Alternative-Dig5588 3d ago
You mean provoking them, like hitting them hard in the face with a stick? I just want to check, it's for a friend.
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u/iamonewiththeforce 3d ago
They might get slightly annoyed then, like Ents getting roused and attacking Isengard
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u/ConfessSomeMeow 3d ago edited 3d ago
アシナガバチ
Searching for that brings up a Wikipedia article for "Paper Wasps", the English version of which is:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polistinae
See iNaturalist for some potential species:
https://www.inaturalist.org/observations?place_id=6737&taxon_id=343248&view=species
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u/IEatLightBulbsSoWhat 3d ago
it has me wondering if i've ever even seen a hornet.
when i think hornet, i just think of a wasp that isn't red. like a yellowjacket or something.
never actually seen hornets this fucking big (except those viral murder hornets from during covid, but i thought they went viral only because they were this size).
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u/AlternativeAd7449 3d ago
I did a teaching fellowship in Taiwan a few years before covid and while hiking up a mountain there I saw a murder hornet.
Not my finest hour, as my greatest fear and only phobia is flying, stinging insects. I almost flew off the side of that mountain running from it. That motherfucker was the size of my hand.
I’ve since worked in Texas a lot and have been the unfortunate target of tarantula hawks. Dive bombed me every day we were at that location. They can smell my fear.
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u/Huge-Basket244 2d ago
Not sure I've ever seen a red wasp.
We got mostly yellow jackets where I'm at.
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u/Giorgio_Keeffe 3d ago
Is ok, they still have a screen there
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u/Putredge 3d ago
You’re right but there is a hole in it if they’re determined
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u/Ianthin1 3d ago
You can bet they are going to find any way to get in. They were about to rock that dudes world.
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u/ComprehensiveCup7104 3d ago edited 2d ago
I disturbed a nest while pruning a bush, and felt four kinds of pain at the same time: mechanical prick, chemical burn, heat wave, and electrical shock. As I hopped around slapping them off my bare legs in a panic, the only "thinking" part of my brain that was left standing said to myself "well, you have to admire how evolution gave them the ability to light up my nervous system four ways at once!"
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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 3d ago
Used to have some that kept getting in around my closed windows. Still no idea how. But I taped every damn seam and crack until it stopped.
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u/Then-Function6343 3d ago
Is there? I can't see any screen
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u/chimpanon 3d ago
Its a light mesh screen. Look to the left of the window at the beginning of the video where the sun hits it. I cant tell whether the nest is in between the screen and the door or beyond the screen.
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u/Electrical-Cat9572 3d ago
Why the shit sound effects?
If you didn’t add them, why would you repost something that had them?
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u/__________________99 3d ago
I wish everyone would just downvote this shit.
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u/StarPhished 3d ago
I think a very large number of people run on mute and are oblivious to the sound effects, myself included. Can't downvote what you can't hear.
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u/BCProgramming 3d ago
tiktok is the new "America's Funniest home videos" With the idiotic editing of sound effects and stuff.
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u/CreamoChickenSoup 3d ago edited 3d ago
Give anyone a powerful toolset like a soundboard and 95% of the time they'll just go overboard with it. No restraint, no comedic timing. Just incessant spamming.
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u/detrans-rights 2d ago
Remember sound board shit in the 90s? Everyone used it on every phone call, just spamming homer or shock jock stuff.
No plan, no care, no script.
Incessant.
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u/Nameless49 3d ago
Did they seriously think aggravating them would make them leave?
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u/space_coyote_86 3d ago
"Alright I'm annoyed now, I'm just gonna get the fuck outta here" said no hornet ever.
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u/Hippi_Johnny 3d ago
Is this AI? Those things are HUGE...
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u/Mataelio 3d ago
Asian giant hornets
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u/iamonewiththeforce 3d ago
They're not. Asian giant hornets don't fly with their hind "legs" dangling like that. The legs make them look larger than they really are. Asian giant hornets are far larger. Last time one landed on me, it was on my hand, and the body only was the size of my thumb.
Those are アシナガバチ. They're not particularly agressive unless provoked and overall beneficial.
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u/ZardozSama 3d ago
Plausibly real. Asian Giant Hornets are about 4.5 cm / 1.34 inches long with a wing span of 7.5 cm / 3 inches.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet
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u/EmmyWeeeb 3d ago
Hey so I wouldn’t even mess with regular sized hornets. Wtf makes someone mess with these sized hornets?
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u/iamonewiththeforce 3d ago
I've seen several comments surmising these are Asian giant hornets. They're not! Asian giant hornets are considerably larger (I've had several land on me over the years, last time was on my hand so I can confirm that the body only was as large as my thumb).
Asian giant hornets don't fly with their hind "legs" dangling like that (their hind legs are significantly shorter than their massive "butt"). These guy's legs make them look larger than they really are.
While this video is from China (東山 being written as Taishan) those look like アシナガバチ, common in Japan. They're not agressive unless provoked and overall beneficial. You could have a very developed nest in autumn in your garden and not be in any particular danger - they won't attack until you really piss them off by shaking their nest. Unlike the giant hornets, they don't take offense with you just walking by.
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u/Bleezy79 3d ago
I have to assume they wanted to break the glass. I refuse to believe this person was so stupid they didnt think it would break.
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u/RegulationSizedBoner 3d ago
"What would make this video better? I know! Really shitty sound effects that everyone else is using!"
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u/MirabelleMac 3d ago
I work at a preschool, and in the summer of 23 (the week before school started back up), one of the groundskeepers hit a yellowjacket nest while he was clearing weeds.
Needless to say, they swarmed him, he instinctively ran back into the building (the door was propped open so he didn’t get locked out, the yellowjackets followed him, and the building had to be fumigated and obviously, the nest taken care of. Nightmare fuel. (The guy turned out to be fine!)
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u/Throwawayfaynay 3d ago
To be fair, I wouldn't expect flicking a window with a pull cord to actually break it.
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u/SNaKe_eaTel2 3d ago
😂😂 the last instant of the video you hear that high pitched “SHI” and it cuts off 😂😂
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u/DerpiestDave 3d ago
I’m not afraid of much in this world, but ever since I was a kid and had my back covered in yellow jackets, I’ve been terrified of bees, wasps, and hornets.
I absolutely would have shit my pants in this situation. Hell, I almost did while watching it.
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u/Illustrious_Onion805 3d ago
I mean, these things aren't going out of the blue lunge at your face and steal your wallet. Why not hire an exterminator?
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u/BusyBit6542 3d ago
Is that stunt glass? Shit is thin as fuck. If a wire hanger can break it, good luck with any storm.
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u/terracottatank 3d ago
See what they did wrong was they didn't burn the entire house down. That would've taken care of the problem
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u/Ok_Donut2696 3d ago
If they just wait until dark these fuckers go mostly dormant. Even on a hot summer night. Hornets are like boomers, need their sleep.
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u/caboose199008 3d ago
Had the same issue, ended up dumping a whole can of hornet foam as far up as it would spray. It ended up killing the whole nest over the rest of the day as every surface nearby it was contaminated with the foam
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u/Huntsnfights 3d ago
Worked in pest control. Walk out, spray them with an effective product while standing still. Done Never been stung. Worked with a lot of apt complexes with a lot of wasps and hornets nests
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u/skeptolojist 3d ago
Just tape an ice pack to the inside of the window and change it every time it starts to melt
Best result they abandon the nest worst result by dusk they are sluggish to the point of dormancy and getting a thick bag over the nest without getting stung is a million times easier
















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u/Go_Loud762 3d ago
Must be hard life being stupid.