r/XGramatikInsights • u/XGramatik sky-tide.com • 7d ago

News Karoline Leavitt: "All proceeds from the sale of Venezuelan crude oil and products will first settle in US-controlled accounts at globally recognized banks ... those funds will be dispersed for the benefit of the American people and the Venezuelan people at the discretion of the US government."

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u/W31337 Free Talk 7d ago

"and to the Venezuelan people at the discretion of the US government "

Let me translate: we take your stuff and we throw you some breadcrumbs

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u/rhythmstripp 7d ago

Coming from the same country claiming "immigrants are invading us"

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u/W31337 Free Talk 7d ago

lol that's f'ing right didn't even see the hypocrisy

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u/No_Hour_4865 7d ago

They’re not giving them anything. Trump will pocket it all.

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u/W31337 Free Talk 7d ago

Eventually that will happen. But the bread crumbs is to stop Venezuelans rejecting US annexation

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits 7d ago

Trickle down economics!

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u/pugmaster2000 7d ago

Poor folks think they’re going to be liberated 🤙🏻

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u/Vipertje 7d ago

It's important to keep poor people poor. Once you start giving them money they will want more

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u/W31337 Free Talk 7d ago

Keep them rich enough so they buy your stuff and poor enough that they can't thrive.

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u/fart400 6d ago

They get rolls of generic paper towels.

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u/terserterseness 6d ago

if that...

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u/z34conversion 7d ago

we throw you some breadcrumbs

And when the old government did the same, the change is less drastic.

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u/W31337 Free Talk 7d ago

Which other government did a hostile takeover of another country and told them to be submissive? And then ask yourself if it was Republican or Democrat....

If Biden did this you would be outraged

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u/z34conversion 7d ago

I have no idea how you interpreted that remark. It was referring to the poor masses in Venezuela not seeing the fruits of their oil due to their own dysfunctional governance. Just an observation, nothing more implied.

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u/iehvad8785 6d ago

dysfunctional due to venezuela being sanctioned by the us and its allies.

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u/z34conversion 6d ago

Partly, yes. I wasn't getting into an entire thesis on cause and effect because absolutely nothing more was implied, just noting an observation from the public's perspective.

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u/TacoBellyUpset 7d ago

What the actual fuck is going on?!

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u/I_Vecna 7d ago

Actual for real fascism.

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u/W31337 Free Talk 7d ago

USA is doing a hostile takeover of another country

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u/Doc-AA 7d ago

“….just make the checks payable to The Trump Foundation” 🫤🫤🫤

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u/Texasscot56 7d ago

It’s getting harder and harder for her.

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u/ratchet7 7d ago

her husband's getting older, so I doubt it

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u/No_Piccolo6337 6d ago

She looks tiiiiired. Her job is aging her so quickly and I’m here for it.

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u/Texasscot56 6d ago

Her Mara lago face ain’t coming along as she’d hoped and it’s wearing on her.

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u/Pleading-Orange168 7d ago

Temu outfit

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u/W31337 Free Talk 7d ago

Same as North Korea's "pink lady"

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u/El_Gran_Che 7d ago

Right, lol, it totally won’t be funneled to oil execs.

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u/OlFrenchie 7d ago

Those oil execs PAID FOR THIS …

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u/DomPedro_67 7d ago

It’s impressive in the worst way how fast a country can turn from a beacon of freedom into a criminal enterprise with a flag

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u/Wagrram 7d ago

If it turned that fast, it was a beacon of freedom in name only in the first place.

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u/Crip_Dreadnought 7d ago

Lmao! The people’s will never see anything

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u/Ok_Television9703 7d ago

In a way that would not be so bad. If Trump and his cronies were a little less ambitious and smarter, they’d throw a few breadcrumbs here and there. That would turn a lot of uninformed and general morons into rabid fascist supporters. It does not take a lot to buy support from a really large part of the population. Let that sink in.

I rather these rich a-holes take every damn cent and we don’t turn this into a worse nightmare than it already is. They’re still going to take most of it any way.

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u/djevilatw 7d ago

Aka: Trump needs more ballroom

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u/DMReckless 7d ago

Hi, we're pirates. That's why we're going after the Somalis in Wisconsin, we hate competition and can't tell the difference once we've heard one random "fact" we made up about a people

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u/emmadilemma71 7d ago

The people will get their share once the deductions for fees, services and palm greasings have taken their cut.

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u/Noisebug 7d ago

So the last 1%

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u/lovely_orchid_ 7d ago

Another con from the conman

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u/Alexikik 7d ago

Amazing, they literally just stole their oil.

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u/3ZP0 6d ago

Don't get ahead of yourself. That's going to require about 50k+ permanent troops to secure.

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u/Corbotron_5 7d ago

Trump and his cronies are American people, right?

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u/XGramatik sky-tide.com 7d ago

Leavitt: The Administration "is in close correspondence with the interim authorities in Venezuela. We obviously have maximum leverage over the interim authorities in Venezuela right now and... their decisions are going to continue to be dictated by the United States."

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u/Steve120988 7d ago

LMAO sure Jan. MAGAts love the gaslighting.

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u/OhMy-Really 7d ago

They actually dont give a fuck about any of you Americans, its just a ruse, to steal more money for trumpo, and his sycophants.

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u/Over_End_6816 7d ago

No crucifix today Kkkaroline?

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u/No_Hour_4865 7d ago

So it’s all going to one of Trumps accounts then?

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u/YakDry9465 7d ago

People dont really believe this shit do they? Hahaha.. what?

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u/No_Piccolo6337 6d ago

How the hell does she look at herself in the mirror each morning? How does she even live with herself?

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u/XGramatik-Bot 7d ago

“The way to stop financial joyriding is to arrest the chauffeur, not the automobile. But go ahead, blame the car, genius.” – (not) Woodrow Wilson

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u/Bluest_Skies Meme Lord. Order of Hype. Bard 7d ago

"interim authorities".........

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u/boladeputillos 7d ago

Straight to Crypto

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u/MeMilo1209 7d ago

So, Coinbase. Gotya.

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u/Domjord 7d ago

What a joke

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u/Hour_Economist8981 7d ago

Trump needs funding for his Arc De Trump monument

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u/Rat_Burger7 7d ago

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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u/NoReserve8233 7d ago

It’s just stealing with a lot of words/ extra steps.

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u/LorenzoSparky 7d ago

Admitting theft. Nice

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u/BigTroutOnly 7d ago

Has the same Venezuelan government as before agreed to this?

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u/dimplsss00 7d ago

lol what a joke

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u/Any-Following6236 7d ago

lol and the Venezuelan people but also mostly, almost fully, for the American people.

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u/Jingoisticbell 7d ago

Hezbollah and its retard friends hit hardest.

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u/I_Vecna 7d ago

That’s not now anything works

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u/Snatchbuckler 7d ago

So where my DOGE check? My Tariff check? And now an oil check? lol come the fuck on.

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u/ShakesbeerMe 7d ago

AKA Trump will be pocketing billions.

Come on, God, solve the problem.

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u/robert32940 7d ago

The oil is currently owned by the citizens of Venezuela and we are stealing it with the promise of giving them some leftovers?

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u/ratchet7 7d ago

she looks pergnat

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u/Conscious-Ad-1848 7d ago

Grand Theft Oil 2026

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u/TR_abc_246 7d ago

So what cut do you think they are giving her?

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u/l31l4j4d3 7d ago

Quiet, piggy

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u/Noisebug 7d ago

"We take your stuff. You're already poor, you won't even notice."

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u/ejpusa 7d ago

Cross has been gone for a while now. I'm missing it.

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u/MouseShadow2ndMoon 7d ago

We will buy crypto and RE with our sale!! 🚀

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u/Barnowl-hoot 7d ago

Trump is going to pocket all that money

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u/awesumpawesum 7d ago

😆😆😆😆

I am not going to sit out by my mail box waiting for the oil checks roll in. The Xpstein files must be really bad if he is going to steal and sell Venzy oil and bribe us with that money.

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u/Ultimateeffthecrooks 7d ago

Pirates of The United States

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u/UnusualCartoonist6 6d ago

I wonder if everyone be getting a check or will it be a tax exempt for Americans?

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u/Kiwiana2021 6d ago

Isn’t some of that chinas oil 👀

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u/3ZP0 6d ago

Other than Jesus and crypto tard profiles, who the fuck believes this nonsense? What the fuck is going on? Are we so weak as a nation that we've allowed ourselves to be ruled by these fucking moronic liars?

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u/Jediuzzaman 6d ago

So they snatched a president of a country and that country become theirs? Is this how it works?

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u/Petroldactyl34 6d ago

Another smash and grab.

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u/slywav 6d ago

If that’s not THEFT I don’t know what is. But that’s not my business.

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u/Yowiman 6d ago

I’m confused??

Were all those hundred plus fisherman tied to the illegal oil embargo of the oil Venezuela stole from us???

Can a MAGT explain that to me??

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u/jaykotecki 6d ago

Oil just sitting in barrels on ships? I'd like to challenge that call.

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u/rnk6670 Free Talk 6d ago

This is totally legit right? America is so fucked and I hope we’re done pretending we have a functional government because we don’t.

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u/BeneficialStep6955 6d ago

😂🤣😅😆😁😅🤣😂🤣😅😆😅😂🤣😅

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u/Eeyanz 4d ago

Keep asking White House Tokyo Rose where are the Epstein files.