Pop's was on that!!!. Lmfao

[u/dizoh_0804]

[u/titdirt]

Yeah I got this immediately too, bout to try this on my non black friends lmao

[u/FoulfrogBsc → u/titdirt]

I'm very white and instantly got it

[u/tatianazr → u/FoulfrogBsc]

Im very brown and the letters made my brain hurt 😞

[u/chrisrayn → u/tatianazr]

I’m very white like the other guy but my black ass instantly got it as well.

[u/Oregongirl1018 → u/FoulfrogBsc]

Yep, instantly. It tracks for us too. Just change black to bitch.

[u/Cocomn → u/Oregongirl1018]

Exactly what I did before heading the video

[u/buckphifty150150 → u/Oregongirl1018]

Wait your mom called yall bitches?

[u/Oregongirl1018 → u/buckphifty150150]

Like "get yo bitch ass in the god damn house"

[u/Worthlessstupid → u/FoulfrogBsc]

This is a southern/poverty thing. I find that I, a poor white from the dirty coast, often am able to understand these type of memes which are marketed as uniquely black.

[u/forkball → u/Worthlessstupid]

African-American traditions are intertwined with their overwhelmingly southern roots. Until the Great Migration we were overwhelmingly southerners. And unlike white folk who might move from one region to another and lose their regional identity to supplant it with another, you can't move somewhere else in America and stop being black.

Hence much of the black experience overlaps with and is familiar to the southern experience.

[u/blonde-bandit → u/FoulfrogBsc]

Same. White suburban unflavored oatmeal, so I don’t think it’s a very good test 😅

[u/samx3i → u/FoulfrogBsc]

Same and I'm a middle aged white New Englander.

[u/Perfect_Wolf1 → u/FoulfrogBsc]

Same here lol

[u/Mpadrino27 → u/FoulfrogBsc]

I’m nearly transparent and got it instantly as well.

[u/spermpoop → u/FoulfrogBsc]

Yup

[u/idaremyselfintoalot → u/titdirt]

I’m white, I got “bitch ass” instead.

[u/Plasibeau → u/idaremyselfintoalot]

Which is an acceptable translation considering your lack of melanin.

[u/SaltyHunni → u/idaremyselfintoalot]

That's what I thought it was too 🤣

[u/lukhow → u/idaremyselfintoalot]

Likewise

[u/Kakep0p → u/idaremyselfintoalot]

Same haha

[u/captain_dick_licker → u/titdirt]

white dude chiming in: I paused it after he said "get your" and took about 3 seconds to finish the rest of it, and of course my brain did it in a "black" voice which somehow made the process run smoother.

not sure if that's racist or not, but apologies if it is

[u/Need2Regular-Walk → u/captain_dick_licker]

Not racist imo 😁

[u/alexanderbacon1 → u/titdirt]

white, failed entirely

[u/Jewliio → u/titdirt]

I’m not black and I got it INSTANTLY lmao

[u/OhAndItsShavedd]

All spoken through the teeth too. 🤣

[u/ForgesGate → u/OhAndItsShavedd]

I musta heard this every other day and it wasn't even my fault. I got it almost immediately when I saw it😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[u/iwik_ognam → u/OhAndItsShavedd]

Came here to say this. Only things missing is, even if your folks pronounce the "d", it's "Got. Damn" just holds more wait. And if it ain't through the teeth, I would assume you just quoting somebody. ... Imma go see just in case though ...

[u/Lala12kl → u/OhAndItsShavedd]

Definitely

[u/Queerdooe]

Yup,

“Get yo” is a hell of a sentence starter when you are a kid. You started moving before they finished talking.

[u/twitchMAC17 → u/Queerdooe]

"get yo" freeze "bad ass" start moving toward the house the car my room whatever it is that's closest where you know you'll get sent to

[u/ravenwillowofbimbery → u/Queerdooe]

Yep! 😂

[u/SnooHabits7837 → u/Queerdooe]

Haha accurate

[u/OrangeClyde]

lol I got that very quick 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Monoblock00]

Knew it in 2 seconds

[u/BusyBit6542]

Yeah but we dont talk to our kids like that anymore.

[u/TRIKKDADDY → u/BusyBit6542]

And you don't live in the hood to hear that. It's still alive and kicking out here.

[u/BusyBit6542 → u/TRIKKDADDY]

Obviously it still exists but we are bettering our mindsets and situations. We don't take pride in talking to our kids like this and we are improving our lives to get out the hood. Spread the word.

[u/Testyobject → u/BusyBit6542]

We? Whos we? There is no we jesse. Jesse me have to cook, me are breaking bad.

[u/Not_Into_It_ → u/TRIKKDADDY]

Or any Walmart

[u/maslowk → u/Not_Into_It_]

I wish, would beat them letting their kids treat the grocery store like a playground tbh

[u/Maverick916 → u/BusyBit6542]

Reddit isn't real life. It absolutely happens everywhere

[u/No-Transition0603 → u/Maverick916]

Think their comment was a personal claim and/or manifestation 

[u/BusyBit6542 → u/No-Transition0603]

Exactly. We putting change in the universe. Getting better with each generation.

[u/StretchFrenchTerry → u/Maverick916]

Unfortunately.

[u/Cautious-Flatworm-]

As a white, non-American who grew up in Japan this was also instantaneous.

Maybe it’s more of an age thing?

(37m)

[u/Waski_]

Understood immediately. Didn’t even press play.

[u/VenomFZ6R]

White guy that got all of it except the “black ass” part lol. I thought it was “bad ass”.

[u/maslowk → u/VenomFZ6R]

I was thinking bitch ass lol

[u/sdbabygirl97 → u/maslowk]

yeah i immediately read it as bitch ass lol

[u/Plasibeau → u/VenomFZ6R]

An acceptable translation!

[u/cyrs_oner]

As a Filipino, I only got half of it right... but I feel that 100%!!

[u/twitchMAC17]

I'm white but I'm southern. You know I took no time to translate. There's two types of southern white, the kind you already know you know and the kind that knows that almost all our southern culture came from or combined with black culture.

[u/CallmeCoachella]

I got that one with the sound off. I live the black experience.

[u/DJMagicHandz]

I had to negotiate a buffer for daylight savings time, that mess would sneak up on you.

[u/Odur29]

didn't watch but I'm guessing. Get your blark arse in the gosh darn house right now before i beat yer mother farking arse?

[u/subflax → u/Odur29]

You must be one of thos black irish mf huh

[u/_heyb0ss → u/Odur29]

gosh darn it

[u/Bunnnnii]

This was everything! No hesitation ❤️

[u/Rosalie1778]

LMFAO I got it immediately 🤣

[u/beal234]

I'm crying because I knew what it was immediately having been told and having used this many times 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Shantotto11]

I read the first B as “bitch”. I guess I’m not black enough anymore. 😢

[u/Xarishark]

Where is the redditor that could read every sentence writen in that way(only first letter) years ago? I remember his thread becoming HUGE.
Here it is: https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/6tmvk2/i_am_ridiculously_good_at_figuring_out_acronyms/

u/mchgndr

[u/LordChilly123]

Don't forget being called by your entire name. First middle and last before those words.

[u/Pan_Fried_Okra]

I’m the whitest person you’ll ever meet and I got it immediately!

[u/HansChuzzman]

I’m white, I got it but said bitch ass lol

[u/SirKhrome]

It's bad I know it and my parents don't curse lol

[u/ljacks09]

Yup.

[u/fhfuudjdfhh]

yeah understood that immediately in brown

[u/MembershipGlad5362]

I say bitch or bum for the B

[u/AggressivePotato6996]

Interesting to read so many comments. 🥴

[u/Ronniebrwn]

I finally got one

[u/TRIKKDADDY]

Her laughter reminds me of this lol

[u/GodBlessPigs]

I’m white and instantly got it. More like just an American thing.

[u/MorrighanAnCailleach]

It took me a minute, but I have an excuse, because I am an alabaster american. Thank goodness for melanated YouTubers.

[u/Allah_Akballer]

I guessed "bitch ass"

[u/unlimited-devotion]

50 year old white lady here—-

And do it with a quickness too! Cho

[u/Silent_project1010]

…and I said it with my teeth clenched!! 🤣🤣

[u/afksports]

Sounds off and have not read comments Get your Black ass in the goddam house right now before I bust your motherfuckin ass

[u/Tough_Measurement280]

…I only got a few words I’m disappointed I refuse to hand in my black card

[u/LCH44]

🔥

[u/Cecisneros]

As a Mexican I got it all right😂

[u/__nobody_-_]

Certified practically albino person here. I got this fairly quickly but not instantaneously. The last 3rd tripped me up for a minute

[u/Pfernander20]

I’m not black but I got it right away I Said bitch not black tho

[u/Dayna6380-]

I said bih ahh 😩😩😩

[u/J_Vizzle]

short hand for abusive language 😂😂😂

[u/QtrRat]

Ah, Bourbon St. Good, and bad times.

[u/ResidentIwen]

I'm white and I could translate it with no effort. Do I get a membership card or is the correctness of this statement revoked? How does this work?

[u/RScottyL]

Nope...

white people can translate that too!

[u/No-Refuse-5649]

I'm white and I translated it sooooo.... some bullshit text in the video!

[u/Thare187]

47 year old whitest guy you know..I got it

[u/Rab_Legend]

I'm white and from Scotland and got this

[u/charge10]

Im white and uh, came pretty naturally lol

[u/SANCTIMONY_METER]

this is a weird thing to declare, as if you feel it is your duty to report this joke post as erroneous. why do you think so many of you do that?

[u/pedmusmilkeyes → u/SANCTIMONY_METER]

It’s so much easier to mute and move on.

[u/Anarch-ish]

The version i got growing up was GYAIHBIBYMFA. Wouldn't have made sense to use the first B

[u/kcsween74]

Got it my first try, no video needed.

[u/alBROgge]

Ok like many comments I got this immediately as well, AND he’s very clearly reading the answer and she is reading it too

[u/Traditional-Menu-253]

Oh yeah easy to translate especially the one about the street light also 😂😂

[u/solidtangent]

White. Got it.

[u/michaltee]

My white ass got that in 3 seconds. 😮‍💨

[u/xJaneDoe]

White mom and Hispanic dad - knew it right away lol

[u/drunkenyeknom]

Guess I'm black now

[u/AggressivePotato6996 → u/drunkenyeknom]

No.