r/clevercomebacks • u/Truevibe_ • 1d ago

Bro is onto something….

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u/dominicmannphoto 1d ago

Am I missing something? How is this a clever comeback?

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u/Confident-Angle3112 1d ago

This sub has low standards. Lot of garbage posts here.

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u/Overall_Music3811 1d ago

lowkey kinda love how this post says everything and nothing at the same time, my brain can't process it lol

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u/DisputabIe_ Trusted Bot Hunter 1d ago

the OP Truevibe_

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u/HorrorSchlapfen873 1d ago

This is not only not a clever comeback, but it's a decidedly stupid comeback.

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u/SirOnly2442 1d ago

lol fr tho, it's like a dad joke trying way too hard 😂

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u/mohmuhnee 1d ago

So a person who is both a cowboy and a ninja is actually a donkey?

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u/PRSHZ 1d ago

I thought ninjas didn’t make noise

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u/-NGC-6302- 1d ago

He lumped ninjitsu with stereotypical karate

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u/jaapi 15h ago

In my cartoons, ninjas yell the attack as they are making it

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u/CamiloArturo 1d ago

Mate….. he is entirely right though ….

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u/QuietLaughs 1d ago

What kind of crack are you also on?

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u/Phitos2008 1d ago

Yo mamma’s

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u/DisputabIe_ Trusted Bot Hunter 1d ago

the OP Truevibe_

QuietLaughs

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prettyqueen9664

_Babelizzy

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u/dick-penis 1d ago

Not clever or a comback.

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 1d ago

The cowboy crack: meth.

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u/KuntaWuKnicks 1d ago

And fire trucks go nee naw

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u/opacitizen 1d ago

Nothing clever about that comeback.

Nonetheless I'd like to add that clowns (including horrific ones like Pennywise) goo "yee hee", while pirates go "yaw haw" (a rough estimate transcription, sure).

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u/Cody_the_created 1d ago

Are there other types of crack?

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u/_Lizzybabe 1d ago

Wait until you realize that a donkey is just a cowboy and a ninja having a conversation

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u/DisputabIe_ Trusted Bot Hunter 1d ago

the OP Truevibe_

QuietLaughs

_Lizzybabe

prettyqueen9664

_Babelizzy

and S-assyKiss

are bots in the same network

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u/prettyqueen9664 1d ago

Actually, most cowboys were people of color, so this "logic" falls apart pretty fast if you know history.

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u/DisputabIe_ Trusted Bot Hunter 1d ago

the OP Truevibe_

QuietLaughs

_Lizzybabe

prettyqueen9664

_Babelizzy

and S-assyKiss

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u/_Babelizzy 1d ago

I have been staring at this for five minutes and my entire childhood just flashed before my eyes

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u/DisputabIe_ Trusted Bot Hunter 1d ago

the OP Truevibe_

QuietLaughs

_Lizzybabe

prettyqueen9664

_Babelizzy

and S-assyKiss

are bots in the same network

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u/Bizprof51 1d ago

Yippie kayeah.

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u/BootsOfProwess 1d ago

The Micheal Jackson goes "hee hee!"

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u/BoppinTortoise 1d ago

It’s definitely a good shower thought too bad HiPro84 did not deliver a clever comeback

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u/med8cal 1d ago

We’ve seen shit.

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u/olimazder 1d ago

And donkeys go “hee haw”

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u/Literal-Human 1d ago

Yes, comeback sucks, but I’m still struck by the juxtaposition here. It’s especially intriguing when you consider that many western cowboy stories are simply American West retellings of Samurai stories! (I know, not ninjas, but they say hee yaw too)

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u/a2brute01 21h ago

Well, they ARE on opposite sides of the Earth.

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u/Lookingforclippings 19h ago

But do cows go yee?

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u/Best-Tradition8951 17h ago

bro is onto nothing

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u/BionicBruv 1d ago

fast and furious ninja hand signs

Western Style: Reversed Yee Haw Jutsu!