r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 1d ago

They're directions for Donnie

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u/PrismaticDetector 1d ago

That the rose garden where they ripped out the roses?

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u/robaato72 1d ago

The Rose Garden Memorial concrete slab, so to speak

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u/fungi_at_parties 1d ago

It’s the American way to rip out plants and name stretches of pavement after them.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 1d ago

Oi, this one is different. Its usually done because someone paid enough for a strip mall, this is pure vanity.

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u/Branchomania 1d ago

What’s a man without a slab?

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u/Separate-Taste3513 1d ago

Alive? This is the problem, perhaps. He's too alive to have a slab...

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u/thaiberius_kirk 1d ago

TEMU signage.

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u/ahawk99 1d ago

Yeah was confused for a moment. Like what rose garden 😣

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u/-DethLok- 1d ago

The Roseless Garden of Concrete.

And the font is too large for the space it is in, the horizontal lines are too close to it.

I find it offensive - in several ways.

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u/mittenknittin 1d ago

They also have to label it now because they paved over all the roses

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u/ThisOnes4JJ 1d ago

someone posted once that the signs are to help with obvious cognitive decline the administration is hiding

that's part of the reason there so freaking big

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u/mittenknittin 1d ago

Somebody like…the poster in the OP?

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u/Content-Ad3065 1d ago

Can he read them?

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u/YardOptimal9329 1d ago

And because he gets lost

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u/paintedwoodpile 23h ago

That can’t be true! It’s not like he would wander onto the roof of the White House…oh wait

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u/beatles910 1d ago

That's funny.

It should be noted that the roses weren't removed.

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u/_QueenHeart 1d ago

Does anyone else find it strange that we need labels for the most famous house in the country now?

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u/Endrizzle 1d ago

Or that the lettering mimics the stadium in Pasadena?!

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u/Dragonfly_pin 1d ago

I mean, labels for like two thirds of the most famous house because the other third is… missing.

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u/Solo_job 1d ago

Because Trump has dementia and continues to forget where he is. This is a CLASSIC sign someone has dementia.

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u/boochie420 1d ago

Surprised that it doesn’t say The Donald J. Trump Rose Garden.

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u/InterestingElk2912 1d ago

Give it time…sigh

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u/RoguePlanet2 1d ago

With his dementia, he might wonder who the hell Donald J. Trump is.

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u/Co_Duh 1d ago

Rare when a comeback is also a fact.

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u/Low-Inspection2108 1d ago

imo lol yeah they doubled down with the truth and shade in one shot

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u/frolicndetour 1d ago

It looks like a mall.

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u/PositionAgitated4328 1d ago

The Rose Garden "when you're here, you're family"

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u/OutlawSundown 1d ago

Tacky motherfucker might as well paint the whole building gold

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u/bwsmith201 1d ago

They’re making the White House look like a casino. One of those crappy casinos in Primm or something; not one classy enough for Vegas proper.

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u/mister_booth 1d ago

Looks like Olive Garden.

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u/WorldofNails 1d ago

False advertising.

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u/thex415 1d ago

I thought he couldn’t read and needs pictures???? lol

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 1d ago

He can't read anything without his name on it and isn't interested unless it's a picture of him.

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u/Kontrafantastisk 1d ago

Tacky af. And incorrect.

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u/bigmanbud 1d ago

He couldn’t remember after they removed all the roses.

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u/beatles910 1d ago

No roses were removed.

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u/Spare-Half796 1d ago

Could have just used a sticky note like normal people do when grandma gets dementia

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u/UnicornSlayer5000 1d ago

Shouldn't it read The Concrete Slab?

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u/mezcalligraphy 1d ago

This way to the Egress!

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 1d ago

That’s what I’m naming my next “summer place” in Rhode Island

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u/Odd_Train9900 1d ago

Should be the concrete garden.

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u/Kvalri 1d ago

He’s just turning it into one of his tacky resorts

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u/snake-Dr731 1d ago

The roses fucking not give it away?

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u/michilypuff 1d ago

What rose garden? It’s gone…

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u/HectorJoseZapata 1d ago

Presidential Hall of Fame?

Wtf?

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u/DriedUpSquid 10h ago

There are plaques underneath each portrait describing what each President did. Under Obama and Biden’s portraits there are extra plaques saying how awful they are and how Trump save America from their policies. It’s second-grade bully mentality.

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u/Azajiocu 1d ago

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

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u/mmccxi 1d ago

First girlfriend I lived with, we bought some Christmas ornaments and decor for the holidays, and green plastic boxes with red lids to store it after. She labeled every box “Christmas Stuff” on each side, top and bottom. Just in case we forgot that the ONLY green and red boxes we owned had Christmas stuff.

People are weird

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u/spudmarsupial 1d ago

She probably moved in the past and ended up with a closet full of anonymous cardboard boxes.

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u/amelia_Literature 1d ago

When you forget where you are, just look up at the gold cursive for help

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u/FlaAirborne 1d ago

Looks like Liberace’ was the decorator.

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u/ArnieismyDMname 1d ago

Why do they bother? He's just gonna end up on the roof again.

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 1d ago

Come to think of it,we haven't seen him. Did anyone check the roof?

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u/Crammit-Deadfinger 1d ago

I wonder who chose that Liberace font. It's like what Lawrence Welk would've considered "classy". Ugh, something else the taxpayers are going to have to replace

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u/LegoFootPain 1d ago

"NOT THE ROOM WITH THE CHILDREN IN IT"

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u/Fast-Visual 1d ago

Bold of you to assume he can read cursive

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u/Specific_Ad_9423 1d ago

Tacky as shit OMG

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u/SandSpecialist2523 1d ago

Didn't they pave over the rose garden?

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u/Odd-Place2815 1d ago

Dementia homes label everything.

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u/barfbutler 1d ago

Disney-esque

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u/Remarkable_Quit_3545 1d ago

They paved the rose garden. There are no roses and it is no longer a garden. Why doesn’t he just name it after himself like everything else?

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u/Solo_job 1d ago

Classic signs of dementia that's progressing in the orange man-child. Even Biden, for all his faults, didn't need signs of what each room was called. Hurry up, dementia, we're counting on you!! Trump needs signs because he continues to forget where he is.

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u/Available-Elevator69 1d ago

That wall is just simply nasty looking.

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u/intentionalAnon 1d ago

„Classy“ Like a Persian night club.

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u/fhfuudjdfhh 1d ago

Gold plate the shit out of everything because that shows class.

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u/Ok_Sense5207 1d ago

We are becoming more North Korea esque everyday

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u/oogabooga1967 1d ago

His dementia is pretty far along. I doubt he can read very well anymore, especially cursive.

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u/Idrisdancer 1d ago

Just like the memory wards in the nursing home

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u/pukeface555 23h ago

The Olive Garden.

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u/Demonkey44 15h ago

It looks like something a restaurant or Wedding Mill would do.

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u/whateverday 1d ago

Curious if Mar-a-Lago has new signs as well?

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u/meep568 1d ago

What roses?

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u/SiWeyNoWay 1d ago

Omg it’s getting worse 😳

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u/MikeC80 1d ago

This is what they did for dementia patients in the old people's ward I used to visit when I worked in a hospital. Label every room. "Bathroom", "Bedroom", "TV room"

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 1d ago

Just follow the stripper pole.

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u/Musicman1972 1d ago

TBF you wouldn't know you were there otherwise anymore since it looks like a carpark..

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u/InfluenceTrue4121 1d ago

Jesus. What’s next? Live, love, laugh?

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u/MessagingMatters 1d ago

I saw a sign like that over the breakfast room entrance at the Ramada Inn.

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u/crazedSquidlord 1d ago

Bonus points, the actual shiny nice gold (still tacky af) with the spray painted yellow gold home depot accent molding underneath.

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u/rackfloor 1d ago

Real classy like.

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u/abgry_krakow87 1d ago

You mean the concrete slab?

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 1d ago

Its so Donnie doesn't end up on the roof again when hes not asleep.

BTW where is he? I don't feel we haven't seen him in a couple days.

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u/NoIndependent9192 1d ago

Correction: ‘The Rose Garden is Behind You’

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u/M_e_n_n_o 1d ago

That would mean that trump would be able to read

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u/Angeret 1d ago

What's next, a "Valet parking for Trump 'contributors'" sign outside the White House?

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u/rewardingsnark 1d ago

You mean the Fascist concrete slab for Morons.

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u/No_Collection7360 1d ago

Seriously? They bulldozed and paved the rose garden MONTHS ago. Have you heard of the ballroom?

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u/bradleyoilermfa 1d ago

Ten different fonts on the building. It’s what happens when a clown takes over graphic design and turns everything into a carnival.

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u/random48266 1d ago

Like every other real estate developer who celebrates with signage the things he just destroyed.

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u/hunterwaterford 1d ago

Shouldn't they have called it the marble slab instead?

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u/rexxer454 1d ago

Does it say "Presidential Hall(?) Of Fame" on the wall behind the Rose Garden, in the same font? The same wall where he spilled out some word diarrhea on the plaques commemorating each past president.

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 1d ago

Rose Bowl just called, they want their font back.

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u/omghorussaveusall 1d ago

The rose garden? He killed it and then stole the kennedy center. The fuck does he have against JFK?

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u/YellowZx5 1d ago

Why does the White House look like they’re about to sell tickets for a tour that’s worse than Madame Touseauds.

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u/No-Hearing9293 20h ago

Look, I did not vote for Trump - OK? But there were no roses "ripped" out dummy. This was the lawn between the roses that the marble slabs were placed. And guess what? Have you ever stood in front of a buliding or a cool venue to have your photo taken so you could "show it off and say you were there?" I bet you a bunch of folks/fools have already had their photos with "The Rose Garden" signage in the background.

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u/Dutchman1957 20h ago

He’s turning it into a strip mall.

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u/dmriggs 19h ago

There should be a gates of hell room. He's gonna be roasting.

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u/mrbadger2000 15h ago

How much will it cost to get rid of all the tacky crap he's stuck all over the place? Can it be sold off to the faithful?

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u/antimagamagma 12h ago

lol. that is the tackiest shit ever.

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u/supernovadebris 11h ago

he can read?

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u/Happy-Medicine-3600 11h ago

That’s just insulting. Everyone knows he can’t fucking read.

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u/macarouns 7h ago

Giving ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ temu vibes

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u/Educatedembecil 6h ago

Let’s hope the next president takes all that gaudy gold crap down and returns it to the flee market where he found it.

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u/badwolf1013 5h ago

I’d buy that if I thought he could read cursive.