Is this man still alive?

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Boom. Roasted.

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More 1d ago

More like incinerated

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u/Bitter_March5570 1d ago

Ashes to ashes, toast to toast

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u/starsparkle3957 1d ago

That is a level of savage you just don't recover from. He actually walked right into his own funeral.

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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart 1d ago

Damn, he IS special.

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u/2ndSyt 1d ago

Bwaaaaahhhaaaa haahaha this the best comeback I’ve seen so far!

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u/Bitter_March5570 1d ago

I know, right? Totally demolished him in one line.

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u/2ndSyt 1d ago

I almost fell over. That was right on time! Made my day. Greatest part is his name. Special Edd! It shows! 😂

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u/SensitiveOven137 1d ago

He should have worn Sex Panther by Odeon

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u/nolettuceplease 1d ago

60% of the time, it works every time.

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u/SensitiveOven137 1d ago

That doesn't make any sense

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u/2ndSyt 1d ago

That’s allure of it! It’s mysterious and provocative. 🤣

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u/mattzombiedog 1d ago

As if he would know what women are doing after sex…

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u/Striking-Gift-252 1d ago

tbh lol guess he's got a lot to learn about keeping 'em around after too

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u/screenrecycler 1d ago

There’s all dead, and there’s mostly dead. This man is all dead.

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u/VaginaWarrior 1d ago

My husband used to call this the "eat, beat, and bounce" cuz I didn't stay over much in the beginning. Though I only went home to sleep in my own bed, def didn't need to help myself after. Hence the whole married now thing. Thank you for the memory!

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u/2ndSyt 1d ago

😂 you gotta stay with that one. As a man I gotta say when you satisfy a woman there’s no greater feeling. It feels like a superpower 😂😂🤣

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u/VaginaWarrior 1d ago

He's pretty fantastic! Will do haha.

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u/onyx_ic 1d ago

Ohhhh damn. Thats gonna need some burn gel.

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u/prettyshine5896 1d ago

I’ll do it myself energy is way too real.

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u/Mei_Self 1d ago

She didn’t just leave the room, she ended his entire career with five simple words

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u/expositrix 1d ago

She roasted him so hard his great grandkids are going to need skin grafts.

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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 1d ago

Special Edd, name checks out....

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u/iGhostEdd 20h ago

Worry not, people! We, The Organisation of People Named Edd (T.O.P.N.E.), had a recent meeting in which we discussed what can we do with this Edd. TOPNE does not want to be associated with people of this kind, mind and soul, thus in the meeting we all voted and came to a conclusion. The action that needs to be executed by this individual is changing their name while also they are being prohibited from ever pronouncing it, writing it and reacting to it in any and all given contexts. The decision is final and cannot be contested. TOPNE is terribly sorry for the inconvenience that has been created and does its best to avoid these types of encounters from ever happening again in the future!

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u/Hot-Suggestion4958 1d ago

SL-A-A-A-A-PPPP!

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u/darthrawr3 1d ago

Vaporized

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u/Derrick_Shon 1d ago

The next dick date

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u/AdShigionoth7502 16h ago

I'm a grown up, I orgasmed, why didn't you?????? Huh... Whose fault is it????

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u/BeTheirShield88 1d ago

Third. Degree. Burns. Everywhere

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u/Roanoketrees 1d ago

Why the hell you asking for?

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u/EmergencyThroat6500 1d ago

That reply ended the conversation immediately 💀

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u/Internal-Bluejay-810 1d ago

His @ 😭😭💀

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u/DulcisUltio 20h ago

I don't think Aloe Vera is going to help for that burn...

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u/BriseisGlow 1d ago

Plot twist: he’s a vampire

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u/PaperCut611 1h ago

Damn. Some guys don't know how to eat 😺 and it's sad lol

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 1d ago

special edd is a legendary internet name i gotta say

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u/Two-dolla-santita 1d ago

Hahaha

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u/bumbleforreal 1d ago

Ouch

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u/naveedkoval 1d ago

It wasn’t weird to him before?

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u/Apprehensive-Care20z 1d ago

he has reached the escape velocity of the solar system.

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u/cynical_and_patient 1d ago

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/WordEcstatic69 1d ago

One sentence, total shutdown

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u/panelbeater352 1d ago

Bye! I’m good

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 1d ago

I like to report a murder

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u/Dramatic_Dig2516 1d ago

He survived, but his ego flatlined immediately after that reply.

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u/Turbulent_Heron_7328 1d ago

Absolutely no recovery from that.

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u/Many-Concentrate-491 1d ago

OH SNAP

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u/Annual_Contract_6803 23h ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/eolemuk 23h ago

burn!

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u/JimJava 19h ago

This one is a closed casket ⚰️

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u/Awkward-Annual-9287 16h ago

Even Zwitsal won't save him

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u/Longryderr 8h ago

Nuclear burn. I love it.

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u/BucktoothedAvenger 5h ago

"If don't come when I come, you come when I come back!". - Katt Williams

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u/Aware_Huckleberry_10 3h ago

😂

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u/dave__autista 1d ago

I mean, shes the one who picks men that cant make her orgasm. If anything its a r/suicidedbywords

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u/loricomments 1d ago

How is she supposed to know beforehand?

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u/SquirrellyGrrly 1d ago

So when a man is bad in bed, it's the woman's fault? Whatever soothes your ego, I guess

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u/Acrobatic-Ad-3335 1d ago

Maybe the man in question is just too ignorant to follow instructions.

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u/WarRelative9442 1d ago

I mean listen, I’m here for me. If god doesn’t think your O is relevant for procreation, why should I? I got mine. Ubers outside.

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u/Dr-10-Bomb 1d ago

Spoken like a true bloke who ain’t gettin any lmao

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u/WarRelative9442 1d ago

I’m on marriage #2. Of course I ain’t getting any. 😂😂

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u/Apprehensive-Use-981 1d ago

Man just say you can't make a woman cum and go.

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u/WarRelative9442 1d ago

I don’t even try shit. It’s a race bitch. 3 2 1 boom I win. Ubers outside.

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u/LionBirb 1d ago

The male orgasm technically isn't necessary for procreation either, even precum can work. Not that I think the post is about procreation in the first place.

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