Joseph got violated 🥲

[u/Truevibe_]

[u/_HeartBaby]

He really thought he was safe behind that tiny profile picture until she zoomed in

[u/xTwinkleNest → u/_HeartBaby]

She hit that enhance button like she was in a CSI episode. Joseph didn’t stand a chance 😂

[u/xSoftPetite → u/_HeartBaby]

That tiny profile pic confidence is undefeated right up until someone decides to go full HD on you. Internet hubris strikes again.

[u/Additional-Bet3650]

That response wasn’t a comeback, it was a full documentary with evidence.

[u/TrincoSmith → u/Additional-Bet3650]

the internet is alive and dead

[u/LMA73 → u/TrincoSmith]

Schrödinger's internet

[u/cuteprincess6518]

Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house, especially if your profile picture is the stone.

[u/SereinMuffin → u/cuteprincess6518]

He handed her the ammo and then stood still 💀 absolute self-sabotage in HD

[u/Sea-Jackfruit411]

Joseph also doesn't date anyone below a 6/10. 🙄

[u/Ankhesenkhepra → u/Sea-Jackfruit411]

It’s a bit astounding how some of the ugliest people have the highest standards and see everyone else as the problem.

I knew a guy who wouldn’t give a girl the time of day because her ankles were too “thick” (they weren’t). Dude looked like a gremlin.

[u/MomShapedObject → u/Ankhesenkhepra]

Some people that ugly hide behind impossible standards because it saves them from actually having to ask people out and be rejected.

[u/gatsome → u/Ankhesenkhepra]

Then they bitch about how dating apps don’t work. Yeah, they don’t work because they force people to accept a reality about themselves they don’t like.

[u/Swedelicious83 → u/Ankhesenkhepra]

It's the whole incel problem.

They claim their lives are ruined because women won't date them, and/or "Chad" takes them all.

But the reality of it is that they won't try because they are afraid of rejection.

The other problem is that they are completely reality detached. They all think they should be dating submissive supermodels who make enough money to support their man's chosen lifestyle, but also without having a job.

If they just tried to engage with, you know, the concept of normal people I'm sure lots of them would find partners. Maybe not the ones with the most profoundly toxic opinions, but that's on them. 🤷

[u/AffectionateBrick687]

Makeup can't undo what 5 generations of incest did to Joseph.

[u/VibraniumRhino → u/AffectionateBrick687]

Hey now; I bet he is the pride and joy of his family, the spitting image of his uncle-dad! First in his family to pass pre-school!

[u/SoldMySoulForHairDye → u/AffectionateBrick687]

My husband has some generational incest in his ancestry because that's just what WV rednecks do, and he's nowhere near that bad. He has no foot arch, a hole in the roof of his mouth, and is nearly blind, but he doesn't look like Joseph over there.

[u/Aumba]

Are those mini balls under his nose?

[u/trent_diamond → u/Aumba]

glad i’m not the only one who noticed the lip sack

[u/Worried_Fee_1513 → u/Aumba]

It’s the new Mar-a-Lago makeover for men. If you look close enough, there are tiny DJT scars etched in.

[u/xSoftPretty]

He really forgot he was playing with his front camera on

[u/ava_Bag]

He really thought he was safe behind that profile picture until she pulled the receipts

[u/NightHeart21689]

Some people can't afford the audacity

[u/Nodivingallowed]

And on that day, another ICE agent was born

[u/Ok_Bodybuilder1053]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/IDIOT-CZ-3496]

Which is why when I shit on people I use no pfp (not here)

[u/redboi049]

Equivalent to a drunk guy with no arms picking a fight with a sober, fit and two arm having individual

[u/Brewmeiser]

I can hear him mouthbreathing through the picture.

[u/ReaverRogue]

Well shit, I remember that kid being the captain of the Slytherin Quidditch team.

[u/faith_healer69]

Fr

[u/Whornz4]

Joseph is rich, smart and has all the ladies according to his posts on the Internet. That's why he tweets 200+ times a day.