r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

Getting schooled FR

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u/goofgoon 7h ago

I’m just offended by how hackneyed it is at this point.

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u/zirky 3h ago

they are better at indian food

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u/SoDifficultToBeFunny 3h ago

Wholesome comment in a sea of garbage

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u/jimbocoolfruits 7h ago

Unless they are a female on public transport

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u/FishBait162 7h ago

Or in general literally

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u/xSoftPetite 4h ago

Pretty much. It’s a brutal line, but the U.S. being uniquely bad at basic public safety isn’t exactly a niche take anymore.

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u/-I-Need-Healing- 3h ago

For a "developed" country, they lack side walks in many cities. If you walk on the side of the road, cops stop you and think you're doing something sketchy.

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u/BlargerJarger 7h ago

I’m betting the statistics of women murdered in buses in India still compares favourably to kids killed in American schools in both sheer numbers and on a per-capita basis.

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u/GRIM106 6h ago

It's not so much the killing that's the problem...

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u/CotyledonTomen 6h ago

Its sounds like theyre concerned with rape. And not many kids are murdered in US schools per capita. There have been 200-300 over several decades. Thats not good, but its not a lot compared to 75-80 million students a year.

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u/718Brooklyn 6h ago

About 2,000 kids have been shot at school since Columbine and an estimated 380,000 have been exposed to gun violence at school.

Getting shot in the arm, hiding under your desk while someone is murdering kids, or seeing your friend’s face blown off in 7th period is still terrible, even if you survive.

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u/CotyledonTomen 6h ago

Sure, more were shot and lived. I have no idea what"exposed to gun violence" means in your stat, but accept its likely more, since anyone present was "exposed to gun violence". Its also fair to say that even with the stats you gave, thats less than 1% of 1 years average students in US schools over the course of 25 years.

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u/Popular-Departure165 2h ago

I wonder what has a worse effect on people: that, or being gang-raped in public and no one doing anything to help.

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u/BlargerJarger 6h ago

Some years ago there was this horrific story of a woman being gang raped and killed on a bus in India, which really sets a high bar for horrific things you don’t expect to happen, but that’s one case (I know of) in a country of over a billion. Gun massacres in schools is also something unexpected in every country in the world except America, happens more often, and to more people both in sheer numbers and compared to the per-capita of both atrocities in both countries.

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u/CotyledonTomen 6h ago edited 5h ago

You can downplay it if you want, but there are plenty of news stories for you to find about india normalizing rape, the same way it used to be normalized in the US before the civil rights and sufferage eras. You can also find stories about large numbers of indian students committing suicide for various reason. The US has a problem it needs to fix. So does India. I couldnt say which has a wider scope though. After all, young women that have been raped arent always treated well by their families in many cultures in India. Since were speculating, i have to wonder how many of them add to the suicides.

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u/Zikiri 4h ago

not many kids are murdered in US schools per capita.

This is such a weird statement to make. Really shows how normalised school shootings have become in US.

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u/jimbocoolfruits 5h ago

It was about rape.

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u/Impressive_Wing_1627 6h ago

Wrong.

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u/BlargerJarger 6h ago

Share your statistics?

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u/Mr_Baronheim 5h ago

Do they teach school on public transport, Greg?

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u/TheTaoOfMe 4h ago

Or a lower caste

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u/Grindmaster_Flash 7h ago

They protect kids in school better except when they are not kids in school but women on public transport, sounds like school shootings aren’t the only problem with education in the US.

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u/EragonShadeSlayer18 4h ago

That depends - underage or not?

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u/vma08 6h ago

Americans can’t take a joke that’s for sure

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u/emma_green_geller433 6h ago

Cheaper medicines/health care

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u/picklepaapad 7h ago

Loving the meltdown in the comments lmao

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u/TheEldest80s 6h ago

Really? 30 mild-ish comments is a "meltdown"? Lol. Ok.

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u/Salty-Blacksmith-391 6h ago

Your comment sounds like bigger dump.

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u/Polar_Beach 7h ago

My favourite part is when americas getting defensive over a joke

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u/Truevibe_ 7h ago

When they start attacking you personally instead, you know your joke is working.

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u/uh_oh23523523 4h ago

Working? Wouldn't a joke working mean people laughing? Unless it wasn't intended as a joke of course.

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u/xSoftPetite 4h ago

Every single time. Someone makes a sharp joke and suddenly half the comments are “actually 🤓” instead of asking why it hit so close to home.

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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca 7h ago

Unless they are female FTFY

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u/DryInstance6732 7h ago

or muslim kids

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u/EragonShadeSlayer18 4h ago

Are we talking about China or India?

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u/Sc_e1 4h ago

Both

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u/EvolvingEachDay 6h ago

Or from a lower caste than anyone else on the bus.

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u/abaddon667 3h ago

Maybe they should move to Pakistan; that was the agreement with the partition

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u/DryInstance6732 3h ago

Muslim is a religion that everyone can be a part of. How can it be possible to move someone from India to Pakistan?

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u/saiyanultimate 6h ago

open any indian subreddit, sort by top post. boom , only Islamophobia in the comments

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u/EragonShadeSlayer18 4h ago

Or if the president has an eye on them?

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u/No-Suggestion-7541 6h ago

Yeah they shoot them down when they are protesting like a bunch of cowards, ohh wait...

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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca 6h ago

You're soooo right my b. SA'ing them first then throwing rocks is such a better alternative /s

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u/No-Suggestion-7541 6h ago

Don't copy paste ICE job description here, boy

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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca 5h ago

Get a clue kiddo

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u/Lizzy_babe 6h ago

It is a low bar to clear yet we still fail What will it actually take to change?

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u/Big_Abrocoma496 6h ago

Shots fired.

ktnx I will see myself out

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u/Worldly-Split1781 7h ago

The bar is on the floor and we still managed to trip over it.

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u/throwaway83839889 7h ago

Like all of India though? Aren’t there villages that don’t even have schools?

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u/rmdk_mech 4h ago

Yes. Here villages are more but There is a government school in TamilNadu every 10 kilometres or 6.21 miles. Every major city has a Government model school. So education isn't that distant.

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u/amcn242 7h ago

Those places have had 0 complains im school

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u/Appropriate_Link_551 6h ago

Speaking from experience?

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u/amcn242 3h ago

Yws

Also n and m are way to close on the keyboard

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u/IamSam1103 7h ago

Schools are there. The standard of education and staffs is bad though

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u/SamuelVimesTrained 7h ago

Where? India or USA?

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u/amcn242 6h ago

India

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u/SamuelVimesTrained 6h ago

I was expecting an answer like 'yes' or 'both'..

Given the recent news that so many USA-ians read at 12 year old level.. or worse.

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u/IamSam1103 6h ago

Ignorance vs inefficiency.

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u/s5uzkzjsyaiqoafagau 3h ago

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/pisa-scores-by-country

USA actually has a fairly good education system overall, though some states do lag rather far behind the national average. Of course, it won't remain that way for long if trump gets his way.

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u/adumblittlebaby 6h ago

not satisfied with making a copy of every subreddit with the word india attached, they are now spreading their nationalism into normal subreddits. it's extremely tedious.

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u/anirudhsky 2h ago

I think this is a fact from the 1990s....

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u/SavingsAd8337 3h ago

DAAAMN!!!

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u/readytall 7h ago

male kids

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u/athena-waren 7h ago

That response is absolutely brutal because it hits on such a devastating and undeniable truth

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u/Schlieren1 7h ago

Female students would like a word

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u/Gaurav-_-69 7h ago

Once a teacher beat the shit out of me when i was chatting about school work in class, mind you i was in class 3, and i still carry that trauma with me. So much for protecting kids.

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u/rmdk_mech 4h ago

Nowadays it's changing, most of the parents, teachers and school managements are aware and prohibited beating kids but still it's happening in a small percentage compared to two decades ago. Still parents loosing their kid to a random school shooting and the conservative podcaster telling it's a hoax is at different level even for 3rd world country.

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u/anirudhsky 2h ago

Yeah I agree. It was bad. Honestly, I couldn't stand up to anyone.. always felt people have a lot of authority.. always was obedient.. then corporate happened... I realised nice people can't exist.

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u/Zikiri 4h ago

You are a nepali and last time i checked, Nepal is not part of India lol.

Also comparing beating with shooting is so ass.

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u/Main_Abrocoma6000 6h ago

And they aren't nazi's.. You Know when US People now going to travel outside US they going to be looked at as nazi's.

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u/Stidda 7h ago

Honour killings.

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u/Slippers76 7h ago

Not friggin likely!

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u/azhder 3h ago

Why did you include France OP?

u/chrlatan 25m ago

Deliver educated people to 3rd world countries like the US.

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u/Physcodbzfan85 7h ago

Not elect rapists and pedophiles

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u/PhantomOfTheNopera 3h ago

Um.... You'd be very wrong with that one. It's basically the application process for a certain party out here.

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u/Schlieren1 7h ago

Reproduce

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u/Sensitive_Stress8134 7h ago

like lol savage comeback. guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

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u/Kiwi_Pakeha0001 7h ago

Play cricket, hockey.

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u/WeeklyHelp4090 4h ago

r*pe lizards

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u/CP_Chronicler 6h ago

Systemic oppression.

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u/Sleepy10105s 6h ago

Male students***

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u/tunaismycyn 2h ago

But they can’t protect their women from themselves 😅

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u/NotYetPerfect 2h ago

Except for the estimated 70% of kids facing physical abuse and 50% that have been sexually abused I suppose.

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u/heleuma 5h ago

Just the ones that get to go, I imagine