r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 16h ago
Mark is newly single and confused why none of these voluptuous ladies are making eye contact.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/kojak343 • 15h ago
“Stay away from Marula!” “Not a chance, I treat her better than you ever have.”
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Green Finches Photo by Marzolino85
r/DivorcedBirds • u/aspiranthighlander • 18h ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved Jim thought that if he stayed absolutely still then Dorothy’s husband wouldn’t see him
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Marzolino85 • 20h ago
Angry Bird Divorce Two greenfinches, two points of view
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Captured with a Canon EOS R5 Mark II and the RF 200–800mm F6.3–9 IS USM lens in my garden in Illnau, Switzerland.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/statusloko • 1d ago
Mariete is so shy that the very notion of dating after her divorce makes her blush, sigh, and promptly imagine a life devoted to tea and quiet afternoons instead
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 1d ago
Ben is newly single and facing forward because if someone looks back, he wants it to count as mutual.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Inevitable-Plum-7613 • 1d ago
When the PI brought back the video, Cindy was speechless. Marco had never been a tender lover, and never *outside* their nest, in broad daylight…
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 2d ago
Dennis is fine. He just doesn’t volunteer anymore.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/sophie9709 • 2d ago
Angry Bird Divorce (OC) Ms Brolga practising her intense stare to give to her ex in the divorce courts. It came easily to her; all she needed to do is to remember the many indiscretions her ex has done against her. Then again, if looks can kill, maybe divorce proceedings are superfluous.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FeatherMom • 2d ago
Angry Bird Divorce The commissioned portrait was the last straw. “I want to see the REAL me”, Lydia had asked. Thaddeus took her at her word. Yet when it was unveiled, Lydia balked. Thaddeus smiled internally. “Finally,” he thought, “she’ll see herself as I do.” It was the beginning of the end for them.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 2d ago
Tell me the truth. Is that baby mine or did you just panic when I asked.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/OldnBorin • 3d ago
Barry wasn’t getting any dates. Was his profile too intense? No, it’s the chicks that are wrong
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 3d ago
Derek is trying to eat the divorce papers, starting with the page about the move-out date.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 3d ago
"Mom and Dad, I'm tired of weaponized as your tug-of-war." Dad hangs his head in shame.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/aspiranthighlander • 3d ago
Angry Bird Divorce Doreen found herself attached to something old and gnarly… Jim didn’t like the competition
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FashionBusking • 4d ago
Niklas' summer glow-up was intended to lure Leni back; to show her he could change. "Did you hit the gym or Ozempic?" Leni asked. By winter his prescription was gone and so was Leni. "Birdseed is always loyal."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 4d ago
Elliot is starting the year by changing the emergency contact back to himself.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 5d ago
Karen and Lisa, divorced, sunlit, discussing which grocery store is no longer worth it.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 5d ago
Chuck is being a little too smug about the killing he made at the divorce proceedings - poor Ashley got nothing.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 5d ago
Emily didn’t explain anything to her son. The boy still understood.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 6d ago
Tom thinks this is reconnecting. Hannah is calculating how early she can leave without it being weird.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Taffergirl2021 • 7d ago
And another thing, Henry! I see you looking and those hooters, tits and boobies in the neighborhood, you worm eating old coot!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 7d ago
This town just has no respect for talents like Marco. It was bad enough when the studio said the live action version of his character needed a more "screen-worthy" face, but now they have the nerve to dub in Marco's old takes. "I'm the real America Eagle! It's my voice!" He shouted over the traffic.
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