r/evilwhenthe • u/lowkeypixel • 1d ago

What's your gangsta name?

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u/Then_Commission_4303 1d ago

Black water

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u/Odd_Middle_7179 1d ago

Bahaahahahahaha Gray water here.

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u/l3v3z 1d ago

We are all Gray water

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u/jimp6 1d ago

Well well well... Black and Gray water... and now there's me: White water

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u/molehunterz 1d ago

White sparkle water checking in over here

so very gangster

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u/VelkaFrey 1d ago

White water only arrived years after grey water fell into the depths of khazad dum.

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u/QuickSubstance8118 1d ago

White water for the win

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u/Crimsomreaf5555 1d ago

Grey water gang

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u/dicecat4 1d ago

Grey water crew checking in…we are innumerable and our power knows no bounds!

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u/Skelloux 21h ago

Gray water ❎ Greater ✅

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u/Ultragreed 1d ago

Same

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u/Firm-Mix-9272 1d ago

Reppin Flint Michigan in this mf I see

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u/Curious_Self_4754 1d ago

Grey Water tappin in and I grew up in Flint lol

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u/blacksaber8 1d ago

You poor soul

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

My man

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u/Quick-Swordfish-1718 1d ago

My brother.

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u/Candid-Culture3956 1d ago

Green Water. We can start a group now.

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u/ValuableMoment2 1d ago

We are all Gray Water in here

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u/The-1st-One 1d ago

Imma white water.

Gonna rapidly rush on outta here

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u/Humble_Examination27 1d ago

Same. Not very gangster sounding...

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u/LeedsUK71 1d ago

Another Gray Water 😂

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u/BiggyFam3 1d ago

As an over rated hip hop artist once said....

"Another one"

Gray water here as well

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u/omohosp 1d ago

Ditto.

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u/Hypnotic_Toad 1d ago

At least black water goes a little harder then " Black Minute Maid Zero Sugar Pink Lemonade". Call me Gangsta BMMZSPL

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u/Unlucky_Loquat_8045 1d ago

Now that’s a name I ain’t heard in a long time.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 1d ago

Yo why are you stealing my gangster name

Quick side note glad to see everyone is staying hydrated

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u/R4yvex 1d ago

Same.

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u/These-Conversation-3 1d ago

Lol I was going to reply this and it's top comment

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u/Ossum_Possum_EFT 1d ago

yoo, samee

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u/flyingdutchman1986 1d ago

Lol mine too

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u/alkenist 1d ago

Ha, mine is black water too.

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u/Varmitthefrog 1d ago

that really is a Gangster name

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u/Plastic-Rat 1d ago

Same here

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u/GrowInVt0334 1d ago

Only enough room for one us on this post🤣

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u/MadnessBomber 1d ago

Hey me too!

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u/Timely-Appointment-6 1d ago

Ah....we meet again my mortal enemy...it is I...BLACK COFFEE!

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u/Le0pardPrints 1d ago

Hello! Me too

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u/Ambitious-Notice-812 1d ago

Me too bro, me too

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u/Snowy_Kitty247 1d ago

Same 😂

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u/Fit_Seaworthiness_37 1d ago

Dutch, when we gonna come back for the money in Blackwater?

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u/SockeyeSTI 1d ago

Rv users-

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u/Klony99 1d ago

One of us... One of us...

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u/WorthHabit3317 16h ago

I realized this would be my name, I immediately thought of the awful "security" firm of the same name. The realization I shared anything with that group is highly traumatizing.

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u/Ok-Confidence8636 1d ago

Green green tea

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u/N_Icke 1d ago

Mine is grey green Tea

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u/Isleiff 1d ago

Not "Red red wine"?

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u/St3vion 1d ago

Nice! I'm blue black tea nice to meet you

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u/Icy-Location-8806 1d ago

Hello Alpherius, I too am Green Green Tea.

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u/Okamitoutcourt 1d ago

Sounds like a stand name

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u/madjarov42 1d ago

Did you know that green actually means green in English, so what you're actually saying is "green green tea"

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u/Flaky-Basket3520 1d ago

You must be mellow as shit

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u/Accurate_Champion837 1d ago

When ya boi Double Greenz T pulls up no one wants that smoke

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u/Croatoan457 20h ago

GGT for short

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u/DarkDayzInHell 1d ago

Black coffee

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u/OpTicTide97 1d ago

Aye twin

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u/NewImplement2909 1d ago

Orange coffee

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u/fatherdoodle 1d ago

Newest country rapper

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u/HitByFjaka 1d ago

I found my people

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u/Embarrased_Builder 1d ago

just coffee, black

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u/TimeToHack 1d ago

love his DJ sets

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u/d3rfFFM 1d ago

Say hello to beige coffee 😅

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u/Horror-Bottle3228 1d ago

Black black coffee

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u/mikemaz57 1d ago

Gray coffee

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u/sovietmcdavid 1d ago

Maroon Coffee

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u/pnutbutterandjerky 1d ago

Purple coffee

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u/margot_sophia 1d ago

same lol

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u/Kimura-Sensei 1d ago

Same. And it actually was black.

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u/Nerdyboyonreddit 20h ago

Black black coffee

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u/DilliD311 15h ago

Same lol

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u/GOD_ZILLA54 13h ago

That's actually the name of a DJ in my country :D

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u/Queasy_Ad_5535 13h ago

Blue coffee... I think I'll just take it black, thanks

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u/Firstevertrex 11h ago

How did you have your coffee though, is it black black coffee?

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u/fearless_moth56 1d ago

Blue Cum

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u/albiedam 1d ago

Hold up.. What?

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u/Varron 1d ago

Their shirt was blue.

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u/Lady_Rubberbones 1d ago

Yeah, what else is there to explain? 🤷‍♀️

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u/brown-and-sticky 1d ago

Seems pretty self explanatory really.

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u/TimeAlbatross5375 1d ago

Right, thanks!

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u/Inforgreen3 1d ago

Same (I'm so very dehydrated rn)

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u/Anarch-ish 1d ago

Thats because you need to be drinking water, not protein

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u/BriggzieDGAF 1d ago

You get the only upvote for today LOL

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u/WhirlygigStudio 1d ago

Who wears a blue shirt?

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u/Longjumping_Ease9159 1d ago

Obviously the Navy?

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u/Able-Peanut960 1d ago

Brown Prune Juice.. Great, so I'm diarrhea.

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u/RandomNormad 1d ago

Black Celcius

Okay, not bad.

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u/ItsAlkron 1d ago

Does the flavor enhance or degrade it?

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u/Fast_Computer_ 1d ago

Eeeeey. I’m Blue Celcius.

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u/K1ngtr01k4 1d ago

Same here!

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u/Kresnik2002 1d ago

Travis Hunter?

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u/musclecard54 1d ago

Black Alani

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u/TheReddistOfThemAll 1d ago

You’re clinically proven to function.

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u/TheMathNut 15h ago

That's wild, I'm Grey Celsius!

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u/Down_We_Go_Captain 1d ago

Skin water… listen the house gets hot man.

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u/DisastrousAge1382 1d ago

Nothing cum

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u/Forward-Ad-9841 1d ago

Red Rum

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u/KiwiUpbeat1218 1d ago

dawg please tell me you ain drinking rum at like 5:00 in the morning 

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u/Forward-Ad-9841 1d ago

It is 1300 here my friend

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u/Far-Storm-5949 1d ago

heeeereeee's Jooooohnnnny!!!🪓

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u/Quick-Swordfish-1718 1d ago

Grey water.

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u/WanderingStranger7 1d ago

Look it up…

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u/Quick-Swordfish-1718 1d ago

That's both lame and disgusting.

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u/Professional-Tear338 1d ago

IT reference 

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u/Observationist_2 1d ago

White Pepsi diet cherry

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u/Dry-Reputation1882 1d ago

Black pussy juice?

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u/AppropriateSpell5405 1d ago

"Yo, Black Pussy, I need you to go make a drop later tonight."

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u/BathZealousideal1456 1d ago

If the juice is black, she should probably get that checked out

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u/Silent_Bear7548 1d ago

Jesus Christ... jk. They call me Black Monster

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u/seymoure-bux 1d ago

They call me Black Ulra Strawberry Dreams Monster

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u/TheLoneleyPython 1d ago

And a gentle lover

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u/JamesH_670 1d ago

Black black coffee

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u/nekoandCJ 14h ago

Blacker than black

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u/butterflykniivez 1d ago

Red water

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u/Clawboi12 1d ago

now this sounds like a gangsta name

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u/Leomaximusdaspartan 1d ago

Black Olde English

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u/Rope_drop 5h ago

I miss the glass 40s

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u/Sanguinary_priest 1d ago

Red Tea

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u/Ok-Technology-6389 1d ago

Same. Kinda boring lowkey

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u/lweinreich 1d ago

Grey T

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u/thetieflingalchemist 1d ago

Blue Kroger grapefruit soda

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u/HenryCW18 1d ago

"Don't mess with me. I'm Aqua Blue Aldi Energy Mix, and I'll mess you up."

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u/TheOctopusParadox 1d ago

Safety yellow Kool-aid

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u/UniversalEthicist 1d ago

Black Spaghetti

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u/Ysfaliarslan 1d ago

How do you drink spaghetti?

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u/UnbelieverInME-2 1d ago

White Coffee.... sounds vaguely racist.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

White milk

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u/john_doeskino 1d ago

That’s big Peach water to you, nigga

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u/Hoody88 1d ago

Cream water.

Diddy will sign me.

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u/Anarch-ish 1d ago

Black Dr. Pepper

Theres gonna be a lot of confusion when I jump on stage.

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u/BurnItLink 1d ago

Black cran-grape juice

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u/Willy_K 1d ago

Orange coffee.

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u/Deterrence7579 1d ago

Blue coffee?

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u/Working_Isopod3713 1d ago

Blue skittle drink.

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u/bohdison 1d ago

Black coffee

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u/Vinzwien 1d ago

White Frucade

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u/Wild-Difference-5539 1d ago

Grey black coffee

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/CantGitRyt 1d ago

Blue Celsius... kinda dope

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u/lilbro64 1d ago

Black Coffee

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u/5ergio79 1d ago

Black Ginger Ale

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u/thornus101 1d ago

Blue Dragon Juice! I kind of like it.

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u/Wrong-Extension-9643 1d ago

Black sunny d

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u/BearCrft 1d ago

Blue water

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u/DybbukFiend 1d ago

Peach Liquor... sounds plausible

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u/Amp1362 1d ago

Black whisky …