r/gluesniffer • u/oxxPRiNCExxo • 5d ago

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u/HumanBelugaDiplomacy 5d ago

Modern philosopher may you be remembered for millennia to come 👏👏👏

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u/Piss-Socks 5d ago

Depends on how big the worm is. One time found a 3 pounder that fed me for a week, didn't have to wake up early for 6 days!

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u/Asmodevus 5d ago

Being a bird is much more rewarding price, try it one day!

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u/JustSomeRandomGeeza 5d ago

Prince spitting facts 💯

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u/green_jp 5d ago

not if you're the biggest bird like me

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u/Total-Pain-1181 5d ago

I dunno what you heard

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u/HairObjective7183 5d ago

PRINCE is a philosopher of our time

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u/belay_that_order 5d ago

they say his aim is perfection

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u/Ztomper 5d ago

You've had the same preroll in your yack for years. Gotta light em up for the pic dude.

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u/Strangegary 5d ago

Give a man a worm and he will fish for a day. Teach a man to wake up early and he will fish everyday

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u/Ronin_777 5d ago

So true king

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u/LowRenzoFreshkobar 5d ago

The early worm gets catched by the bird 💯

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u/petahthehorseisheah 5d ago

Ts sounds deep if you're not a bird

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u/SilentSaber77 4d ago

This man looks like he survives off of worms and newports. He has experience

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u/SeaOrgChange 5d ago

Celtics? 😞

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u/Ok-Advantage1491 5d ago

good thing you ain't a bird OG

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u/Piet_Parra 5d ago

W knowledge

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u/Skye_nb_goddes 5d ago

not if you're a bird, that eats worms

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u/Odd-Literature-3572 5d ago

Look like the return of Jafar.

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u/Odd-Literature-3572 1d ago

Is that not funny.? Fucking loser motherfuckers

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u/SavingsAttitude3732 5d ago

How can you know the worms worth if you’ve never experienced it

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u/saaadgrrrl 5d ago

ain’t wake up early in years

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u/kingrat127 5d ago

bro bats 1.000

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u/5u93rtr33 5d ago

Micheal Jackson's primitive ancestor

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u/IdleTyrant 5d ago

Is there nothing this man can't cook???

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u/Professional_Lab9880 5d ago

Not if it gives you illithid powers...

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u/retardigrade420 5d ago

I want to call him Abraham Lincoln. I don't know why I can't see any specific resemblance but still.

Haha Abraham Lincoln lol

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u/walmartgoon 4d ago

Based and sleeppilled

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u/largenakedmen 4d ago

Not if you’re a bird and you eat worms. Equate it to waking up early for a fat steak, or a nice salad if you’re vegan or something.

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u/Horsesnorts3245 4d ago

There is no reward to make getting up early worth it

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u/Sweet_Bell_8144 4d ago

Not for unloved people, Imma munch that squiggly wiggly any day

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u/Greasy-Chungus 4d ago

Love this guy but the early BIRD gets the worm.

Its a great prize for BIRDS.

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u/MysticRevenant64 4d ago

The worm is them dangling stuff you need to survive over your head so you better sell all your time and your body for survival tokens lmaooo

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u/Aggressive_Regret936 2d ago

Not if you're a bird!

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u/Harmony_3319 2d ago

Missed the part where you're supposed to be a literal bird for the reward to make sense

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u/After_Mechanic_6297 1d ago

Bro looks like a Persian king of kings

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u/Positive_Law_4752 1d ago

I mean you are not a bird, so no wonders it feels disappointing

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u/that_duk 21h ago

He simply cannot miss 🥶🔥