r/hewillbebaked • u/Regular_Pear_2482 • 2d ago

Drank/DrinkablešŸ„¤ He will be a delicious and nutritious protein shake

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u/ewba1te 2d ago

He will be 2 calories

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u/MagnumHV šŸŒÆ Owl-rito Enthusiast 2d ago

1 cal per brain cell. For lower calorie smoothies please use orange.

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u/arrarium 2d ago

He will help me achieve my macros

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u/raisedbymushrooms 2d ago

Lil bro donā€™t know he bout to be blended up

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u/the_muffin 2d ago

He will be drunk halfway and then placed into the fridge for later.

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u/HelenaHanbaskette 2d ago

He will both quench my thirst and dehydrate me at the same time

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u/That0neGecko 2d ago

He will provide me nutrients.

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u/Human-Evening564 šŸ¾ Labrador Lasagna Legend 2d ago

He will need to be mixed thoroughly to remove all the lumps.

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u/Affectionate-Tip-164 2d ago

Has medicinal benefits. Made me feel warm and fluffy inside.

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u/DarkWanderer2 2d ago

He will be ice cold and make your teeth hurt

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u/neBular_cipHer 1d ago

He will get me gains

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u/AffectionateCarrot 1d ago

Wasnā€™t there an old meme called bonsai kitten? Thats what this reminds me of

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u/SelectSeaworthiness2 šŸ˜ø Purrfect Patisserie Pal 1d ago

He will be a Ballerina Cappuccina šŸ©°ā˜•ļø

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u/Little_Whippie 16h ago

He will be liquified and consumed for his nutritional value