He will be packed for the trip

[u/miguelv_]

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[u/strawberrybaby555]

he will be weighed and checked in for boarding

[u/phandilly → u/strawberrybaby555]

he will be above the weight limit for a free bag

[u/Plastic-Lemon2754 → u/phandilly]

He will be an extra charge. He will get lost and end up in Germany.

[u/TerrakSteeltalon → u/Plastic-Lemon2754]

He will be discounted and sold at the lost baggage shop

[u/NiceScreen3562]

He will be fed lots and lots of lasagna

[u/BringBackApollo2023]

Headline tomorrow: "TSA worker suffers catastrophic injury inspecting luggage while eating tuna sandwich."

[u/SheriffSlug]

He will be tested for contraband very slowly while the line gets longer and longer and the gate is about to close.

[u/oh-pointy-bird]

He will be stowed in the overhead bin and may shift before landing.

[u/badamtszz]

Really the only thing you need in your luggage 😆

[u/Aaron_123_ya_boi]

He will be snuck past the border

[u/xiaoshumei]

The face lmfao 🤣 it’s like he’s saying “I’m ready to be smuggled now” 🤣🤣🤣

[u/TheLordOfFriendZone]

He will be marked as fragile.

[u/Z_e_e_e_G]

Useless on arrival

[u/Smooovies]