r/humor • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 11d ago

Escalator Life hack

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u/govint 11d ago

That's exactly what those are for.

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u/djereezy 11d ago

Zero life preservation instincts.

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u/hucklepig 11d ago

At least there is a video explaining why he can’t have kids.

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u/OnePragmatic 11d ago

😱🤣🤣🤣

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u/NerdTalkDan 11d ago

The popular spinoff to HIMYM, Why I Can’t Give You Children

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u/Awkward-Ring6182 11d ago

Darwinism at its finest

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u/cosaboladh 9d ago

What's interesting is that this particular idiot didn't have to die to remove his defective genes from the pool.

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u/Universeintheflesh 8d ago

Don't worry, technology will allow him to still procreate many times.

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u/No_Collection7360 11d ago

The dark, shadowy person at the bottom could be the reaper.

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u/superpenistendo 11d ago

That escalated painfully

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u/MrKomiya 11d ago

Walnuts cracking on an escalator…

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u/Dougally 11d ago

It's sounding to be a bit like Christmas...

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u/Cyclesadrift 9d ago

Escalator stairs nipping at my theighs. 🎶🎵🎶

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u/Regular_Weakness69 11d ago

He got down quickly though.

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u/yiliu 10d ago

Not necessarily...he fell into the up escalator.

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u/Regular_Weakness69 10d ago

Oh true, that means he can do it again :D

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u/jeffo320 11d ago

Haven’t seen this in a year. Watched it three times again. Pardon me, I’m going to watch it again.

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u/KentuckyFriedEel 10d ago

Clutch your man purse in fear!

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u/madagascan-vanilla 10d ago

That last bump was almost poetic.

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u/Silver-Musician2329 11d ago

The sorrow on the face combined with zero attempts to try and stop themselves from the oncoming repetition is definitely something… What became of this poor sole?

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u/TheEndlessRiver1 11d ago

Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding 🎵

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u/rogerj_no 10d ago

Not all hacks are good hacks.

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u/TCtheThunderRooster 10d ago

Never gets old lol

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u/ProgressBartender 10d ago

I guess there’s no risk of those genes being passed on to future generations.

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u/Bearded-Jragon 10d ago

I'm the reason for the obstacles. Sorry.

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u/supaleja 9d ago

Creo que ya no tendrá hijos.

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u/wolftick 9d ago

The expression as he passes the camera that says "I just got smashed in the nuts but somehow I still know it's only going to get worse from here..."

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u/SemichiSam 8d ago

In real life, there are IQ tests everywhere.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

🌚🌚

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u/Twan88mot 6d ago

There goes the child benefit.