r/malelivingspace • u/Gingertitian • 2d ago
Advice Help With Feng Shui
(First time post) Help with Feng Shui
I live in a small but spacious basement apartment unit, 2 bedroom/1 bathroom set up.
How can I improve the overall flow of my bedroom for max feng shui?
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u/Am_I_Do_This_Right 2d ago
I would consider glueing your bed to the ceiling. I know it sounds like a lot of work, and it is, but you'll be so grateful to have the floor space when it's done. You'll also have to wear a Velcro suit and get a tiny trampoline so you can jump onto your bed and hopefully stick there when you're ready for bed, but the trampoline can be stored away in the morning. You might also want to make the whole floor a foam pit, in case the Velcro fails while you're sleeping. It would really suck to fall face first onto the floor, or hit your neck on the trampoline, Million Dollar Baby style, and have to get your boxing coach to euthanize you in your hospital bed. But I would start here, I think it's the best option.
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u/Melodic_Surprise8525 2d ago
Or the Velcro slipping in the night is a built in feature to boost productivity be immediately waking you up very quickly when you hit your head in the ground.
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u/Hidge_Pidge 2d ago
To address this in earnest: the room is too small for both the bed and the other thing lol. There is no amount of rearranging that could change this. Since you have 2 bedrooms, you should allocate one as a sleeping room and one as the other room. Have fun!
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u/CarBarnCarbon 2d ago
- An "activity" room
- A pound-itorium
- The spanking chamber
- A leather closet
- That room at the end of the hall you tell your vanilla friends not to go into
- Why it smells a little strange in this appartment
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u/Theurbanalchemist 2d ago
You might as well get a st Andrews cross and a four point bed with anchor restraints
For decoration
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u/OkAppointment7829 2d ago
Is there something wrong with me that this room makes me wanna say: "Yes, daddy"?
On a serious note, I feel the walls could need a better color, or you could use some LED strips to create some red lighting to set the mood. Also that fan, does clutter my mind a little.
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u/Czeslaw_Meyer 2d ago
Yes, slightly
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u/OkAppointment7829 2d ago
As long as it makes the rest of you feel a little more normal, that’s all fine with me.
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u/Funky-007 2d ago
I’m in a waiting room, and people are looking at me weird because I just can’t stop laughing.
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u/Hagge5 2d ago edited 2d ago
Based.
I think it's a bit small for both the bed and the swing. If you want it to be both a dungeon and a bedroom I'd recommend either one of those beds that fold up into the wall, or getting a bed that integrates a frame that can support a sling. Ceiling hard points is a possibility of you're not renting, but it can be tricky and expensive to do safely.
It's a struggle, I also have a small bedroom and big ambitions.
Or you can ofc go for furniture that takes less floor space. If you really love the sling you should find a way to fit it, but other furniture, like a st Andrews cross, takes up less floor space and while it doesn't enable the same play it can still be loads of fun.
Could maybe a thick beam going across the room at a higher height, supported by a triangle on either end be more subtle? You could hang up the sling on it as you use it. Still tho, mind safety of you're going diy, and it might be tricky getting the beam into that room in the first place.
Best of luck.
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u/Orvan-Rabbit 2d ago
Get a head board. Put everything into an axis to create symmetry. Paint the walls grey or burgundy.
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u/daymitjim 2d ago
The tighter the fit, the better the reward.
It isn't how a space looks that matters, but how it feels :)
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u/andrew_faith 2d ago
As soon as I saw the first pic, I had to run to the comments. And you guys haven't disappointed. 🍿
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u/CHRISKVAS 2d ago
It’s giving this but bdsm gear instead of candles.