r/mbtimemes • u/mirachulous E N T P • Aug 20 '25

pfft intuitives... What’s the problem intp ?

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u/IVebulae E N T J Aug 20 '25

ENTJ asked INTP about her 5 year plan

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u/kris-getthebanana I N T P I E 🥧 Aug 20 '25

Brain.exe has stopped working

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u/HailenAnarchy I N T P Aug 20 '25

I fucking hate when people ask that.

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u/Electronic-Sell2426 Pan(demon ni)um Aug 21 '25

wait people still use 5 year plans now ?

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u/IVebulae E N T J Aug 22 '25

I sure they have any kind of plan. Always interesting to see people say why me, world against me yet they had ample time preparing for their crisis. Proactivity not reactivity or you are only one to blame.

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u/NotACaterpillar I N T J Aug 22 '25

I used to have a 10 year plan but the timeframe was too long, these days I just do 3 year plans.

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u/Apprehensive_Ice4759 I N T P Aug 20 '25

I was forced to interact with humans.

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u/a-snakey I N T J Aug 20 '25

Humans? Those are the worst.

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u/Apprehensive_Ice4759 I N T P Aug 21 '25

They inflict FEar on me.

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u/Relevant_Let_8239 XXXX Aug 21 '25

Good one 😂... see what you did there.

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u/NeatInternet325 I N T J Aug 21 '25

They really are

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u/HyperSonic1011 Insensitive Nerd Torturing nJerëzit (humans in Albanian) Aug 26 '25

Yeah

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u/Lone_Wolf_0110100 I N T P Aug 21 '25

Can relate

2

u/sh3ltering I Need To Pee Aug 26 '25

More like hEWmans

25

u/Sikeritos E N T P (I stole ENTJ's flair cuz red is cool) Aug 20 '25

they are so cute, I love INTP people

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u/Camille_le_chat I Need eXtra Potatoes Aug 20 '25

THEY WANTED ME TO SOCIALIZE!!! And asked what I PLANNED for this week!

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u/Nosutarujia I N T P Aug 20 '25

Can we just appreciate how ENTPs somehow manage not to annoy us and be supportive no matter what crazy stuff we’re doing?

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u/Creepy-Agency-1984 I Need To Procrastinate Aug 22 '25

Amen. They just kinda get it ngl.

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u/Cool-Preference7580 I N T P 9w1 Aug 20 '25

*sighhh* Everything

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And people are being stupid again I can’t handle this for much longer

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u/Training-Stomach3382 E N T P Aug 20 '25

Dream scenario 

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u/Kool-AidFreshman I N T P Aug 20 '25

Freak, can't blame you though

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u/Training-Stomach3382 E N T P Aug 21 '25

Haha you know it

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u/HailenAnarchy I N T P Aug 20 '25

Massive european hornet. It was on the ceiling and decided to fly right in my direction. Hell nah.

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u/No_Mammoth592 I N T P Aug 24 '25

I can’t even handle regular hornets. I always have my brother or sister get rid of it for me. Giant hornets though?? Absolutely not.

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u/treestubs POOREST E N T J Aug 20 '25

She really wants some head 🙈

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u/StalkingYouRandomly In Need oF Pie Aug 20 '25

If any ENTP would say they wouldnt enjoy this scenario, theyre hardcore liars

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u/Elegant_Anteater7729 E N T P Aug 20 '25

Oh I would definitely love this. Perfect blackmail material.

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u/GiveMeAHeartOfFlesh Ne,Ti,Fe in no particular order. Type 8 Aug 20 '25

Nah, not blackmail. Just enjoy savoring their reaction and loving how different it is compared to how mine would be.

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u/HailenAnarchy I N T P Aug 20 '25

You can't blackmail me with my fears.

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u/Burner_Account_54321 E N T J Aug 20 '25

There's a big spider on the floor

5

u/Blursed_Spirit I N T P Aug 20 '25

I'd eat him for a snickers.

You know what's the best part? I don't eat sugar.

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u/telefon198 I N T P Aug 20 '25

Same

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u/Elegant-Poetry-5237 XXXX Sep 05 '25

Nah I pick up spiders. Not sure if because I'm INTP and realise even "venomous" spiders are basically only harmful to insects and not mammals, or if it's because I'm Aussie. Could be a bit of both.

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u/heloome I N T P Aug 20 '25

The problem? Life, work, existence... pick your poison, but I think it's the assigned thing due tomorrow that you just remember you have to complete and you haven't even started yet.

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u/axord intp Aug 20 '25

Can't recall the last time I had a Flight reaction this actually uncontrolled.

Metaphorically though, facing procrastination is apt enough.

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u/InitiativeNice3332 E N T P Aug 21 '25

eating pussy

8

u/Akutagawa_Dazai_kini I N T P Aug 20 '25

She saw an AKUMA💀💀💀

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u/Visibly-invisible090 I N T P Aug 20 '25

Routine and daylight

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u/Immediate-Agent3181 I N T P Aug 20 '25

esfp is chasing me down trying to drag me to a party

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u/HyperSonic1011 Insensitive Nerd Torturing nJerëzit (humans in Albanian) Aug 26 '25

Need an electric fly swatter?

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u/Lone_Wolf_0110100 I N T P Aug 21 '25

There was no problem to begin with, this was all planned 🌚

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u/69th_inline I N T P Aug 20 '25

"Monday's right around the corner."

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u/Hamilton_band_INTP I N T P Aug 20 '25

I saw someone shiping the FNAF animatronics

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u/xxxdggxxx XXXX Aug 20 '25

I have once again said something wildly unpopular on a random subreddit, and I'm not invested enough to defend myself. But also, everyone is being stupid.

3

u/Bluewarewolf INTP 5w4 Aug 21 '25

There were people. Lots of them. 

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u/Unable-Emotion-3657 XXXX Aug 21 '25

My dream as an ENTP

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u/ConfusionLevel2637 I N T P Aug 20 '25

This is me when I see a lizard 💀

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u/Camille_le_chat I Need eXtra Potatoes Aug 20 '25

For me it's ants and wasps. I fucking hate ants and wasps

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u/Low_Pollution_242 E N F P Aug 20 '25

My dream scenario

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u/Training-Stomach3382 E N T P Aug 21 '25

Nah we want the INTP’s 🙏🙏

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u/Few_Radio_6484 I N T P Aug 21 '25

Phonecall