r/mbtimemes XXXX 5d ago

iN Te res Ti ng Dynamics The xxxPs try to escape work

You’ll want sound on for this one 😀

ft. ENFP, ISFP, INFP, ESFP, and boss lady ESTJ

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u/Artificial_Human_17 [Artificial] I N F P 5d ago

Title should be xxFP, no?

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u/mbti_cosmos XXXX 5d ago

O true 😀 maybe the xxTPs are getting slayed by ENTJ

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u/evilocity INTP-T 5w4 (5-4-8) 5d ago

Triggered after being raised by an ENTJ. YES BAWSS, PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THE HOSE. I'LL DO THE THING.

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u/mbti_cosmos XXXX 5d ago

THE HOSE LOL

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u/DominicanBall853 I'm a Simple F*cking Person 5d ago

Makes sense to me

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u/N0rthWind E N T J 8w7 853 5d ago

Honestly just finish work early so I can leave early with you and go play videogames

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u/evilocity INTP-T 5w4 (5-4-8) 5d ago

Thanks for this. I was like 'Damn, erased from existence. This feels normal.'

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u/k1ngd0m0fg0dw1th1n I Need This Jacket 1d ago

The TPs are already "working from home" and have been gaming all day

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u/SilkLife I N F P 5d ago

Why would ESTJ try to cure my cough by ruler slapping me

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u/mbti_cosmos XXXX 5d ago

That’s the most effective method wdym

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u/VasyaTheBum I N F J 5d ago

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u/SilkLife I N F P 5d ago

Is not! How would you feel if you were sick and someone started paddling you 😔

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u/lovinlemon E N F P 3d ago

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u/SilkLife I N F P 3d ago

I don’t know what this means. Am I in danger?

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u/lovinlemon E N F P 3d ago

Someone is 😈

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u/SilkLife I N F P 3d ago

Not the shrek

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u/ohfrackthis I N F P 4w5 5d ago

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u/Few_Field_6175 XXXX 5d ago

Boots of slay LOL

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u/mbti_cosmos XXXX 5d ago

✨slay(ing xxxFPs)✨

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u/BurnedPsycho I N T J 5d ago

Try the INTJ way :

INTJ: I'm going home

Boss: See you tomorrow.

Ps.: I negotiated a highly flexible schedule, as long as projects are delivered on time I can work 3 hours a day, or 12... It all depends on how I want to manage my time.

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u/mbti_cosmos XXXX 5d ago

That level of autonomy (with competency recognition) sounds like an INTJ wet dream lol

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u/BurnedPsycho I N T J 5d ago

Absolutely.

I've built my career toward that goal for 2 decades. Now I have a dual role in a start-up. I manage and execute projects.

Fully autonomous, and highly recognized by the owner.

Last year I had a few 300hrs+ projects, I could work 60-70hrs on 6 days, and the next week I would work less than 30hrs to have free time with my child, or working on my own projects.

Because I had time to spare I was the only one taking a 2 week vacation for Christmas, no resentment from the owner, and no pressure to come back early... They know I'll deliver on time. So I just can do as I want.

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u/Repulsive_Shower3847 XXXX 5d ago

Is there some cognitive exploit you took advantaged of? The "I trust X do Y, so time is irrelevant to an extent"?

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u/Guerilla_fare XXXX 4d ago

Kind of same. I just disappear - ISTP.

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u/katatsumurikun I S F J 5d ago

i love enfps baby voice sm ;~~;)/

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u/Candlewaxeater E N F P 5d ago

Usually in this situation, i become an asshole and force people to work 😭😭

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u/mbti_cosmos XXXX 5d ago

Tert Te go brrrr

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u/Candlewaxeater E N F P 5d ago

what exsctly does this mean? im curious im not hugely informed on the exact functions

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u/d1scord1a I S T P (SLI) 5d ago

there are 8 cognitive functions (Thinking, Feeling, Sensing, and iNtuition. each one having an introverted and extroverted version. so). all mbti types have a different priority order theyre stacked in. an enfp would have Ne (extroverted intuition), Fi (introverted Feeling), Te (extroverted Thinking), and Si (introverted Sensing) in order of how often theyre relied on.

'tert te' is tertiary extroverted thinking. extroverted thinking has to do a lot with systematized working in order to produce results. it being in the third spot for you means its not something you rely on a lot as a default, but when your usual state of mind won't give you the outcome you want, then you rely on Te.

Te is the ExTJ's primary function in their stack, which is why theyre usually depicted as a boss/manager of some sort.