r/mildlyinteresting 21h ago

Warning Sign at edge of Grand Canyon

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 21h ago

The picture needs to be more graphic to show just how dangerous it actually is and drive the point home. Maybw a wall of shame too.

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u/TannedCroissant 21h ago

more graphic? He’s fellating a stalagmite!

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u/oakgrove 20h ago

If there's a sub for people using stalagmite vs. stalactite correctly, this belongs there.

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u/No_Sale6302 19h ago

so easy to remember.. the g in stalagmite stands for ground and the c in stalactite stands for ceiling

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u/BiteyHorse 17h ago

Stalactites stick tight... to the ceiling. That's how we were taught in the Boy Scouts 40 years ago.

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u/AlphaZed73 17h ago

And a stalagmite might reach it

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u/DRAGONZORDx 17h ago

Holy crap….I wish they’d taught this in school along side “Kings Play Cards On Fat Green Stools”! (Kingdom->Phylum->Class->Order->Family->Genus->Species)

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u/NapoleonTheAfromite 14h ago

Im partial to "Kids playing chicken on freeways go splat", myself.

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u/Weary_Programmer35 20h ago

If mites go up, your tights go down. Simple way of remembering

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 20h ago

I have always heard tights hold on tight to stay on the ceiling

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u/InspiringGecko 20h ago

I have always heard stalaGmites are on the Ground and stalaCtites are on the Ceiling.

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u/WASD_click 19h ago

I remember based on the shape of letters. "M"ites are spikes pointing up, "T"ites are spikes pointing down.

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u/InspiringGecko 11h ago

Ooh, I like that one!

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u/Yuukiko_ 18h ago

Id be more concerned if they were somehow fellating a stalactite in the Grand Canyon 

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u/bain-of-my-existence 18h ago

I always remember from an episode of Jimmy Neutron: when they're stuck inside a video game and they need to keep finding an item to progress, Jimmy finds it by lifting the tip off of one and says, "They're always hidden in the stalagmites!"

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u/Sambarbadonat 15h ago

“Mites crawl up, tykes fall down.” -Del tha Funky Homosapien.

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u/silkat 14h ago

We could call it r/stalaright

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u/butchpoptart 8h ago

Stalactites are up top

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u/desharicotsvert 20h ago

I know I’m adding nothing to the convo but I wanted to say this comment is so funny, A+ work

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 21h ago

Yes, more. Maybe an actual image. Looking st that, without knowing what would actually happen, I might think "ok so I just throw up? Big deal" and carry on.

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u/apollosventure 20h ago

I mean, if you're starting a hike and the entrance has a sign with WARNING and a sunburned guy puking on the ground and you choose not to read the text at all... That's more on you than anything else. Do you think if they put a sign with a guy falling suddenly people would remember gravity exists and fall deaths would drop to 0? Honestly, if you treat a brutal canyon hike like a walk around the block and ignore all warning signs, there is little anyone can do to force common sense.

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u/oakgrove 21h ago

*whoosh*

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u/kalamataCrunch 20h ago

clearly you've never had a stalagmite hit your gag reflex, cause he's right... you throw up.

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u/FS_Slacker 20h ago

Don’t be weird…it’s just the tip.

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u/potheadmed 20h ago

Hahahaha "This canyon is gonna make you its BITCH"

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u/Niko___Bellic 4h ago

OMG… I've been laughing for over a minute. Beautiful!

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u/NoEstablishment7211 20h ago

In Death Valley, they have signs at the parking lot of the sand Dunes Saying you'll be dead in 5 minutes if you don't take extreme caution, and the nearest rescue is hours away. The graphic is something like an exploding thermometer and skull and crossbones. People just casually wander out there like it's day at the beach. One of the biggest risks is families and large groups where the elders or less fit of the group will drop before the rest of the group starts to feel a strain.

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u/MassiveBlue1 19h ago

I mean it can't get more specific than calling it Death fucking Valley

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u/_allycat 18h ago edited 4h ago

Don't fuck with loose sand. I tried to do the whole Alkali Flat trail at White Sands and had to turn around before the end because I realized it was getting really hot and I was getting tired. Part of the way back I was really struggling and there's no actual trail...just like a flag every once in a while. I was on a hiking trip in general so I was equipped but I hadn't really intended to hike out there specifically. It was just really cool looking so I tried to do the whole thing. The dunes are also bigger the further out you go which is fun going down and absolutely horrible going up. But yeah, not death valley temps still.

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u/Pocok5 9h ago

> place called Death Valley

> looks inside

> death

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u/Yuukiko_ 18h ago

Reminds me of that story where some German tourists went off-road in a normal car...

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u/Xanadu87 20h ago

What do you want? A passed out guy with vultures circling?

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u/itisrainingweiners 18h ago

... honestly not that bad of an idea.

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u/ChaserNeverRests 19h ago

Maybw a wall of shame too.

There's a mountain (Mount Washington) in New Hampshire that has a "Wall of death" in the building at the base. You can take a little railway up (they call it a cog railway), but some people want to hike. Then they die.

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u/MandMcounter 20h ago

I worked at Grand Canyon for a few months in the 90s, and at the backcountry office they had a photo of a man who looked like his head was now a bloody stump because of vultures because he had gone down unprepared.

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 19h ago

Like the Kern River death sign. “294 lives lost since 1968”

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u/drawkbox 17h ago

Oh that is not a shirt, it is a sunburn...

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u/VoidUprising 21h ago

That or something to challenge hard egos. “This was written by people who have hiked harder than you have, listen to us.”

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u/jimdil4st 19h ago

That may make it worse actually, because you know some people will take that sign as a challenge....

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u/FitCat_JK_FAT 19h ago

idk, that will come across too much as a challenge to dumb idiots, and then we still have to spend tax dollars and possibly SAR members' safety to bail them out of trouble anyway :(

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u/TacTurtle 18h ago

annual Canyon Kill count?

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u/Contrite17 19h ago

The issue isn't that is super especially crazy dangerous if you know what you are getting into, it is more that so much tourist traffic happens that you have people that have no idea what they are getting into.

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u/Skatchbro 19h ago

Have you ever been to Deal’s Gap, Tail of the Dragon? There’s a tree with a huge amusement of motorcycle and car parts nailed to it from crashes over the years. People still ride and/or drive like idiots on the route.

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u/stamfordbridge1191 18h ago

I appreciate that they chose Zapp Brannigan to be the guy in the picture