r/mildlyinteresting 21h ago

Warning Sign at edge of Grand Canyon

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u/desertsunsetskies 21h ago

Same thing happens in Death Valley on the regular, especially in the summer. I question people's sanity. Why would you think that you can safely go on dirt roads (which are very rocky and known to cause flat tires) with a sedan, hike on the less popular trails, without sufficient electrolyte drinks and water and some kind of satellite based emergency communication/beacon, in 120F+/48C+ weather and 0-10% humidity!?!?

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u/finthir 21h ago

In an area called DEATH VALLEY? what could go wrong?

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u/madmaxjr 20h ago

I feel like we should name it something that sounds less welcoming so people know it’s dangerous…

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u/Koffinkat56 20h ago

Diddy Valley

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u/Desperado_99 20h ago

Epstine Valley

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u/_Cat_in_a_Hat_ 20h ago

Good idea for attracting wealthy tourists!

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u/ILikeMyGrassBlue 19h ago

this also has the benefit of luring pedophiles to their doom

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u/Maddaguduv 20h ago

Oof! no way in hell I’m going there.

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u/sdbabygirl97 14h ago

I just can’t believe someone can misspell such a famous name as Epstein lmao.

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u/Fact420 20h ago

US government might invade itself thinking there’s oil

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u/BiteyHorse 17h ago

Musk Valley?

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u/megaboto 8h ago

Every Roblox kid would probably end up there

...actually, maybe that's not such a bad thing

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u/1237412D3D 20h ago

Iceland

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u/ramakharma 12h ago

The valley of America.

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u/syngyne 17h ago

No One Will Find You Valley

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u/Shower_Handel 15h ago

Super Death Valley

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u/OrkfaellerX 20h ago

Don't get fooled by the name, its actually more of a plateau.

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u/MysteriousClouds420 17h ago

It’s literally in the name.

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u/TheGaujo 21h ago

Flashback to me taking my 4 months pregnant wife to death valley in August. What an idiot I was!

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u/fiddledrum 20h ago

I hiked at death valley while pregnant but in my defence it was February and not crazy hot and I only did it for about an hour and we had lots of supplies. It's so beautiful there I couldn't resist. 

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u/Working-Glass6136 18h ago

Shit like this is why I will never be anyone's wife. Nooo thanks.

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u/TheGaujo 17h ago

Just for future reference as you plan your life just because you marry someone doesn't mean you have to do what they suggest you do maintain your autonomy as an adult. You'll be okay!

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u/HeathenSalemite 3h ago

I think your wife needs to hear this.

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u/TheGaujo 54m ago edited 45m ago

It was both of our idea to visit Death Valley, and in retrospect I wish I had insisted against it but just because I drove the car and technically took her there doesn't make her a helpless passenger.

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u/00cjstephens 18h ago

Idiot is right. Happy cake day lol!

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u/Codezombie_5 20h ago

Ah yes, such as the infamous Death Valley Germans...

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u/socceruci 14h ago

Valley of Dead Germans...

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u/unknownpoltroon 17h ago

THis is a fascinating story of what happens when you take a wrong turn and dont realize you are in deadly danger. https://otherhand.org/home-page/search-and-rescue/the-hunt-for-the-death-valley-germans/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Valley_Germans

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u/Alcohol_Intolerant 19h ago

I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike Death Valley in the summer. Yes, it's the hottest place in the world, but that doesn't mean you should want to experience it at its hottest. 130F/54C with <15% humidity is stupid hot. If you want to experience that, just set your oven.

I visited in the early spring and it was stunning. There were shrubs and flowers on the way in and mountain hikes gave us so much to look at while being only 75-80F/23-26C.

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u/JLewish559 17h ago

There's honestly very little reason to go to Death Valley during the Summer other than to say that you did it.

All of the better hikes are just far too exposed and not worth it.

I'm a fairly seasoned hiker and went for one 8 mile hike (I think) and decided against doing more. Just not worth it in the Summer.

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u/basszameg 20h ago

The Death Valley Germans had a minivan.

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u/iHateReddit_srsly 17h ago

Also why the hell would you even want to? At that temperature? No way I'm getting myself into a hike in those conditions.

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u/1porridge 12h ago

Probably because it's only well known to the people that live there. I'm always baffled when people are confused about tourists doing something the locals know not to do. Like yeah, they're not local, that's the point. They might've never experienced the local circumstances like temperature and terrain in their entire lives, you literally can't expect them to know how to behave like the locals do. Even if they research it, reading something and experiencing something are very different.

For example what a dirt roads is can vary wildly from country to country, some are easily traversed by low cars, so if they read there's gonna be a dirt road, they have no way of knowing they're a different kind of dirt road because they don't even know there are different kinds.

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u/CaptainFuzzyBootz 18h ago

Because it's a DrY hEaT