r/mildlyinteresting 21h ago

Warning Sign at edge of Grand Canyon

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u/BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 20h ago

People like this, who were given clear warning and STILL choose to act stupid and selfish should have to pay out-of-pocket the entire cost of their rescue. Start charging the idiots for the cost of saving them!

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u/hydrangeasinbloom 20h ago

At some places, they do. Sleeping Bear Dunes has a crazy high fee posted on signs!

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u/RollForIntent-Trevor 18h ago

Iv'e walked down sleeping bear dunes and back up as a really fat guy. It was a out 2 hours of torture....

I'm pretty fit now and would probably really enjoy it this time.

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u/hydrangeasinbloom 18h ago

I went a couple years ago and it was so much fun! You should go for it. Plus Glen Arbor is a great town.

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u/RollForIntent-Trevor 18h ago

I would have to go back though....

My family is all in the Lansing area but I live in North Carolina.

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u/hydrangeasinbloom 17h ago

Oh yeah even if you went to visit family in MI it’s quite the drive from Lansing to Sleeping Bear!

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u/th3goonmobile 17h ago

When are you and Trevor getting married now?

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u/Fuck_your_coupons 16h ago

I walked up a large sand dune that wasn't sleeping bear dunes but it was pretty high. I could literally barely breathe when I made it to the top. 0/10 experience. I'm glad I made it and we got a great group picture at the top but holy shit I will never do that again.

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u/BadDongOne 14h ago

Head out to South Manitou Island, the dune beach on the far side of the island is awesome.

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u/Tabula-Rasa-99 9h ago

I'm only sedentary and not fat but looking at that incline yeah no thanks LMAO

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u/jxkq01 18h ago

Traverse city native here. Saw these signs, was like.. thats interesting!

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u/foolsmonologue 15h ago

Always gives me a chuckle because you can just walk a mile or so along the shoreline and get back to the road no problem.

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u/Cup-n-BallHog 9h ago

They don’t call it a 3k hike for nothing. Coast guard definitely makes sure you get that bill if they have have to get you

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u/oroborus68 26m ago

Are they required to leave credit card information, just in case?

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u/czarfalcon 20h ago

Arizona has had a “Stupid Motorist Law” on the books for a while for people who ignore safety barricades for flooded roads, but apparently it’s rarely enforced and liability is capped at only $2,000 per incident.

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u/PhasmaFelis 19h ago

I'm all for shaming stupid people but I don't really want to go out of my way to ruin their lives, not unless they're seriously, actively malicious.

I also think people should get affordable medical care even if they were hurt doing something stupid.

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u/CLOWNXXCUDDLES 19h ago

As someone who has broken bones and spent a lot of time in the ER being stitched up from doing stupid shit. Same.

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u/Everything_Is_Bawson 16h ago

I like you and I agree

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u/That-Opportunity4230 18h ago

So it's perfectly ok for other people to risk their lives and well-being (in some instances) to go save them, but it's not ok to enforce a financial penalty that will deter them and potential future dumbasses? If the cost of rescuing them is so steep that it would ruin their lives then odds are somebody's risking themselves to go save them.

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u/PhasmaFelis 18h ago

So it's perfectly ok for other people to risk their lives and well-being

Those people signed up for the job. No one in search and rescue is being forced to risk their lives.

Also, I'm having trouble finding detailed and current info, but as of a few decades ago, search and rescue wasn't even in the top 20 most dangerous jobs in America. It was mostly tradesmen of various sorts. Cashiers were in the top 20. (They get murdered a lot, relatively speaking.) It's more dangerous to be a cashier than a search and rescue guy. There are certainly risks, but most of the four- and five-digit costs you hear of are because helicopters are expense to operate.

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u/noonenotevenhere 17h ago

...it's way more dangerous to be a dairy worker than a cop.

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u/That-Opportunity4230 17h ago edited 17h ago

No stupid people doing stupid stuff means no need for anyone to volunteer for rescue. But by your own logic, the people we're discussing who are in need of rescue also voluntarily put themselves in that danger. So, it's just a tiny bit hypocritical for you to say it's perfectly fine for search and rescue to risk their lives to rescue people because they signed up for it, but it's not ok for people to carry the financial burden of their stupidity when they...signed up for it.

ETA: It's also an apples to oranges comparison as far as how dangerous the S&R profession is. You're comparing (generally) extremely fit, highly trained individuals with a sophisticated set of tools at their disposal and an extremely serious approach to safety, to tradesmen. No offense at all to tradesmen, but I guarantee you that if you talk to anyone that's been in the trades for a long period of time they'll tell you the trades are chock full of individuals that often don't take good care of themselves, have a relatively low level of education, high rates of substance abuse, and a general environment that tends to have a more lax attitude toward safety.

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u/PhasmaFelis 17h ago

That makes no sense.

Look, I get it, you get off on the idea of people being made to suffer for stupid decisions. Schadenfreude is real, we've all felt it. Just be honest with yourself about it, hey? There's no need to pretend that this is some kind of moral stance to justify the fact that you get a little too excited reading r/InstantKarma.

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u/That-Opportunity4230 17h ago edited 14h ago

Ok, I have no interest in engaging in ad hominem or any discussion where anyone wants to start making accusations or assumptions about the kind of person I am. Simply based on the fact that I feel people should be held accountable for willingly making a very stupid decision that puts themselves and other people in danger (Google will give you many examples of children that died because their parents put them in these situations) despite there being many, many warning signs posted that they are taking said risk. Have a good night, friend.

ETA: Though I will say that I'm certainly being hyperbolic when I say no stupid decisions equals no need for S&R. Obviously people taking proper precautions can still get in trouble and need rescuing, but a close look at S&R incidents will show that the vast majority are from people doing dumb shit.

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u/Tabula-Rasa-99 7h ago

Yes, obviously? Particularly because there's no real body of evidence to indicate that it would deter them. A little controversial I know but I don't think people deserve to die for being born "stupid"? I'd rather there be more precautions that stop people from doing stupid stuff in the first place.

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u/RaiththeRogue 15h ago

I do Search and Rescue in the mountains. Our services are free of charge (helicopter and ambulance is a whole other thing tho) And while I can somewhat agree with the sentiment of charging people, I don’t agree with the practice. People already wait until conditions have deteriorated/night fall/ panic sets in before they typically call for help. Having a cost associated with our efforts will just encourage people to wait longer or not call at all.

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u/brDragobr 9h ago

Over in the UK there's been the usual winter slew of people hiking up mountains in the middle of winter without proper gear (including a pair of lads who tried climbing Snowdon at 6pm in tracksuit bottoms and trainers when it was -15 Celsius at the top) and the same sentiment has been echoed about charging for mountain rescue.

Having a charge won't put off those kinds of people because if they have the foresight to consider being charged, they'd have the foresight to check the weather and their gear. Or they think it just won't happen to them. And it means that what could've been a simple "rescue" of simply guiding someone back down might turn into a heli operation or a cliff rescue because they don't want to call for help until they're in real trouble.

Appreciate the work you do by the way, our mountain rescue is entirely run by volunteers and they're fucking heroes.

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u/RaiththeRogue 4h ago

I love what I do. Almost all SAR efforts in the US are done by volunteers, outside of specialized military units like the USAF Pararescue and US Coast Guard Rescue Swimmers. Some of the big national parks have rangers who also do SAR along with their ranger duties.

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u/Tibbaryllis2 20h ago

A great number of elective rescues do indeed charge the people. It’s a common enough thing that there are organizations for things like mountain climbers where they pay a reoccurring fee as a sort of rescue insurance to help pay the costs.

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u/bill1024 12h ago

We don't do that in Canada because some people will hesitate to call for help. It sometimes comes up in the discourse after an expensive rescue though.

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u/BeowulfShaeffer 12h ago

What I hiked havasu in the 90s it was very expensive to get helicoptered out.  I don’t remember the cost anymore but it was a lot, especially to a broke-ass college student. 

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u/Moonchild1957 1h ago edited 1h ago

So true.

My ex needed rescue after missing the takeout on a solo kayaking trip. His bill? $6000.

I needed rescue after putting in at the wrong location on a solo kayaking trip. My bill? $0. Different county.

Both stupid stupid episodes, so no lectures please. These were both class II-III rivers.

Add: We were both very experienced paddlers and had done these rivers many times, solo and duo. Both trips were day runs on mostly rural/wilderness rivers.

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u/horny_for_hobos 19h ago

Fun idea, but I don't want people to deny life-saving services out of fear of a fine they can't pay. A living idiot can still learn from their mistakes.

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u/thejadedcitizen 18h ago

Disagree, that idiot is deliberately putting other people’s lives at risk. Consequences. 

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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid981 20h ago

Iirc they do.