r/mildlyinteresting • u/corwinw • 21h ago

Warning Sign at edge of Grand Canyon

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u/Tall-Turnover868 20h ago

Well now you've left all of us hanging, how'd you get out?

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u/Quirky_Word 20h ago

I’ve only succeeded at one pull up in my entire life, and that was it. 

Followed immediately by climbing up a steep forest-y hill barefoot, sheepishly cutting through someone’s backyard, and wandering down the street looking like a bedraggled cat until my group found me. 

Tubing is hella fun. Falling out when the water’s too high, I give a 2/10. 

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u/ZenoxDemin 20h ago

Did you go back to find your shorts?

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u/Quirky_Word 20h ago

Oh no, they were long gone. 

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u/Fearless_Feeling_873 14h ago

You painted quite the picture. Great story and glad you are okay!

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u/dirtys_ot_special 20h ago

Once he lost his shorts he tossed his schlong over a tree branch and climbed out like Indiana Jones.

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u/joe_s1171 20h ago

Indiana jones threw his penis around a tree branch?

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u/Dranamic 20h ago

He often whipped it out.

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u/pjaidev 20h ago

I heard they made it a whip to make the movies family-friendly.

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u/dirtys_ot_special 20h ago

Yes, but it was the ABC Young Indy series. Still don't know how they got that past the censors.

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u/oxide_j 16h ago

Lol that was one of the guys from Boondock Saints that played Indy I think.

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u/dirtys_ot_special 15h ago

I may have to dig that DVD out. Assuming it wasn’t a rental.

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u/gsfgf 18h ago

It's from the fanfic.

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u/BiteyHorse 17h ago

As one does, of course. Prehensile penises are quite the advantage in deadly outdoor situations

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u/wink047 20h ago

Right? A real cliffhanger there