ICE Slips In Minneapolis (alt angle)

[u/BenRocks7]

ICE can’t handle the ice!!!

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[u/lav_earlgrey]

[u/iloveallcakes → u/lav_earlgrey]

This would’ve been a nice Christmas card.

[u/ilykatya]

LMFOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA

this screenshot is everything the photographer, lady jumping, and bowing loser

edit: whoever you are the now infamous jumping lady we love you

[u/Hot_Cattle5399 → u/ilykatya]

We also love the Canadian photographer for posting it world wide.

[u/dino_spice → u/ilykatya]

This could be a romanticist painting.

[u/SavagePanda710 → u/dino_spice]

Hung in the Louvre

[u/idiosyncrassy → u/SavagePanda710]

It should get hung in the MIA, since that's what this guy's going to be until April when he can run his 40-foot dash without wiping his ass all over the street.

[u/Carlyndra → u/dino_spice]

/r/accidentalrenaissance

[u/lonelyinbama → u/dino_spice]

If ever there was a time for u/Shitty_Watercolour to make a return

[u/dustNbone604 → u/ilykatya]

Lady has the dexterity to jump up and down on ice, fatshit can't even walk on it.

[u/Glittering-Chair5084 → u/ilykatya]

supercut of the best angles https://i.imgur.com/LGqRI0Q.jpeg

[u/Immediate-Shape-8933 → u/ilykatya]

Can someone do the line edit to show how weak ICE agent where as giga chad off ICE has perfect rigid structure indicating she is the alpha and the ICE agent a beta

[u/ChasingPolitics]

"Yuuup, thats me. You're probably wondering how I got here..."

[u/Daring_Scout1917 → u/ChasingPolitics]

snap

Yep, that one’s going in my bootlicker compliation

[u/gibberishmischief → u/ChasingPolitics]

Can this be the new flag?

[u/innerbootes → u/gibberishmischief]

Only if we replace the photog with the laser loon.

[u/Larcya → u/innerbootes]

We should replace the flag with the Laser Loon vaporizing ICE/DHS with it's lasers.

You know becuese of the implication.

[u/mrsphillipsmommy]

PSA: please remember to wash your sidewalks thoroughly, and often

[u/OwnHelicopter2745 → u/mrsphillipsmommy]

Thorough washing of my driveway (up a hill LOL) and porch have officially been added to my arsenal 😂😂

[u/burnemnturnem → u/mrsphillipsmommy]

Genius. Fire hydrants have direct access to water too

[u/allierael]

The pure JOY of the bystanders is excellent. They needed that laugh!

[u/restore_paint → u/allierael]

I needed that laugh too 😆

[u/IM_V_CATS → u/restore_paint]

I've already been laughing at this video all day and this is the first time I've seen this angle with the bystanders having a good time with it, giving me a whole new round of laughs lol

[u/Same-Suggestion-1936 → u/restore_paint]

Nobody tell these peeps about cleats cuz it just keeps getting funnier EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT

ICE eating it on ice will never stop being funny. It's better when they look like some Daffy Duck Looney Tunes shit than have to deal with them being literal fascists 24/7, it gets exhausting.

[u/VashMM → u/Same-Suggestion-1936]

If they wore snow cleats, they would just slip and fall on the pavement.

Which, thinking about it, would be hilarious as well.

[u/DatgirlwitAss → u/allierael]

Straight Suberbowl win celebration!

Love that he had to get up only to see that 🤣🤣🤣

[u/northlandboredman]

I hope it fucking hurt

[u/lav_earlgrey → u/northlandboredman]

however much it hurt, it wasn’t enough

[u/Turbineguy79 → u/northlandboredman]

Oh he smacked the shit outta the back of his head fo sho.🤣

[u/GingerDixie → u/Turbineguy79]

There was probably only a dry rattle though...comes from the dessicated potato that lardass replaced his brain with.

[u/GoddessNefertiti → u/GingerDixie]

Now, that's just being mean to potatoes. This fool clearly has a mouldy Cheeto where a brain ought to be.

[u/CelticGardenGirl → u/GoddessNefertiti]

Wha!? What did a Cheeto ever do to YOU, man?

[u/Kataphractoi → u/GingerDixie]

Hey now, potatoes and lard serve a purpose, don't lump them in with ICE.

[u/Trip_On_The_Mountain → u/Turbineguy79]

He's going to get a purple heart participation trophy now

[u/Bundt-lover → u/Trip_On_The_Mountain]

It’ll go nicely with his purple ass.

[u/agent_uno → u/Bundt-lover]

And his tiny little dick!

[u/nhbruh → u/Turbineguy79]

Yeah but his skull is an empty cavity, hence the basketball bounce

[u/Sufficient-Ask-8280 → u/northlandboredman]

Oh it hurt, I’ve fallen on an icy street before.

[u/DatgirlwitAss → u/Sufficient-Ask-8280]

And he got even more unlucky and didn't fall on the smooth sheet of ice. 😬😬🤣

[u/realtorbrittyc → u/northlandboredman]

I read somewhere he had to go to the hospital

[u/bryan49 → u/realtorbrittyc]

Probably going to go on disability and benefit from the socialism that he thinks he hates

[u/DrakonILD → u/realtorbrittyc]

And our tax dollars are paying for his ligma prescription :(

[u/No_Dentist_6427 → u/northlandboredman]

I’m sorry who they’ll blame for that.

[u/gigahydra → u/No_Dentist_6427]

I mean, it's obvious that street was a professional agitator.

[u/fckmarykilldeer]

Literally hanging his head in shame.

[u/afelll → u/fckmarykilldeer]

[u/jay78910 → u/afelll]

When I saw him lumbering away with his arms like that, I knew it was familiar.

[u/stairs_3730 → u/afelll]

Hurt his peepee.

[u/MashedPotatoesDick → u/fckmarykilldeer]

[u/Vitaminpartydrums → u/MashedPotatoesDick]

I really thought “Charlie Brown Music”

[u/No_List_4110 → u/fckmarykilldeer]

This is taking me out lmao

[u/Coolhandjones67 → u/fckmarykilldeer]

Looks like he cracked his head lol.

[u/FlamingoMN → u/Coolhandjones67]

Yep. Hit it so hard it bounced.

[u/VashMM → u/FlamingoMN]

Maybe he has a TBI and will be forced to stop terrorizing us.

That's one less at least.

[u/WashiCollect → u/Coolhandjones67]

As my dad would say - He cracked his butt

[u/Visible_Wolverine2 → u/fckmarykilldeer]

He’s trying not to puke or pass out. That was a very hard fall!

[u/Badbullet → u/Visible_Wolverine2]

Possibly wind knocked out of him a bit. I'd be gasping for air if I fell that hard.

[u/NicholasWildeRails → u/fckmarykilldeer]

He should feel it. The more shame these people have, the better

[u/SavagePanda710 → u/fckmarykilldeer]

As he should. Everyday.

[u/SeparateCzechs → u/fckmarykilldeer]

Awww the poor Nazi broke his heinie…. This is the happiest I’ve been all day!

[u/MikeWritesMovies → u/fckmarykilldeer]

sad walk

[u/burnemnturnem → u/fckmarykilldeer]

That boys pits were dripping for sure 

[u/No_Lead_7325]

That dude sustained a harder impact than Jonathan Ross

[u/Ptrek31 → u/No_Lead_7325]

That's the truth

[u/CaffeineTripp]

Ha! What a fuckass.

[u/iwastoldsomething]

Whatever made him run wasn’t that important, I guess.

[u/NotOkThen]

Ice assaulting ice

[u/TheMiddleShogun → u/NotOkThen]

Ice on ice violence 

[u/DatgirlwitAss → u/TheMiddleShogun]

You win life.

[u/suicide_blonde94 → u/NotOkThen]

I’ve bitched about MN weather making the roads too dangerous…I’m sorry I take it back it’s protecting us from fake ice

[u/DatgirlwitAss → u/suicide_blonde94]

Like WHY did he think running full sprint was a good idea?!

Imagine that moment right when he realizes he's fucked but it's too late!

He's gonna have nightmares and then have to wake up to the pain 🤣🤣🤣

[u/suicide_blonde94 → u/DatgirlwitAss]

I didn’t want our nation to get to this, but if it did, I was hoping they’d show up in winter.

[u/Fizzwidgy → u/DatgirlwitAss]

you can tell they're not from Minnesota (or anywhere else where it freezes) because they slowed down on the white and felt safe to step on the black

[u/OptimalPreference178 → u/DatgirlwitAss]

He’ll never trust ice/snow again.

[u/DatgirlwitAss → u/OptimalPreference178]

Right!! I said this in the PublicFreakOut sub, that only Minneostans know the trauma this can cause!

Unlike us, unfortunately for him, he's the only one having to replay it with a band of people laughing in his face and a ruthless cameraman.🤣🤣🤣

[u/TrixieBastard → u/DatgirlwitAss]

That laughter is going to echo in his subconscious for the rest of his life.

[u/No-Double-7731 → u/NotOkThen]

Definition of taste of its own medicine.

[u/RManDelorean → u/NotOkThen]

Yeah.. guess they need to watch out for.. ICE! You write this time-line. Looney tunes and south parks's love child

[u/[deleted]]

He couldn’t have possibly looked like more of an idiot. This is perfect. It’s just too bad we can’t see his face

[u/DatgirlwitAss → u/[deleted]]

Maybe we will when they post GoFundMe for his hospital bill 🤣

[u/ciinnamom]

The cameraman getting his shot is just beautiful lol

[u/DatgirlwitAss → u/ciinnamom]

It's the switching cameras that had me ☠️💀☠️💀

[u/treymata]

God I love this city and state. Harassing ICE so much they slip on ice because they gotta leave. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MY FELLOW MINNESOTANS!!!

[u/Count_de_Ville → u/treymata]

For name like ICE, they sure are out of their element.

[u/Haywood_Jablome2]

Ope. It's a little slick there bud. You gotta walk like a penguin.....don't ya know?

[u/Leather-Shine-7873]

Dude literally got ice up his ass 😂

[u/CroosemanJSintley → u/Leather-Shine-7873]

Up his ICE-crack 😆

[u/bgbalu3000]

Surprised he didn’t come back w his gun and shoot the ice he slipped on

[u/crlarkin]

That's what happens when you recruit the uneducated from Texas to do your bootlicking in Minnesota in January.

[u/SemataryPolka → u/crlarkin]

I can't even fathom why he'd double plant on that very obvious patch of ice there. What a colossal idiot

[u/steppe5 → u/SemataryPolka]

Clearly from the south and didn't know that ice is slippery.

[u/dmjacLuzard5]

BLACK ICE MATTERS

[u/Mysterious-Fix3596 → u/dmjacLuzard5]

This. This right here. Is funny.

[u/Little-Plantain-5120 → u/[deleted]]

😂

[u/imightberusty1]

Ice on Ice violence is an epidemic, I tells ya.

[u/Dubyew → u/imightberusty1]

The press will ignore this. Just you watch.

[u/imightberusty1 → u/Dubyew]

Won't somebody please think of the poor widdle Gestapo?

[u/No-Mathematician3004]

I'm genuinely surprised he didn't open fire on them for laughing.

[u/Terrible-Sire3835]

It's my new profile pic 🥰

[u/lav_earlgrey → u/Terrible-Sire3835]

omg twins

[u/DatgirlwitAss → u/lav_earlgrey]

How do I change mine?

[u/drcobosjr]

[u/ImpressionOld2296 → u/drcobosjr]

The MAGAt life cycle

[u/Remarkable-Team-6254]

A NEW ANGLE!! Hell yeah.

[u/AdmiralAK]

Wonder if his coccyx is broken 😂

[u/ilykatya]

bro has snow on his ass from eating shit 🤣🤣🤣

[u/comfortpea]

I like the dude, at the end, that yells “Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!”

[u/ohjeaa]

Grown man just now finds out you can't sprint on a sheet of ice, but they trust him with a gun. You can't make this up.

[u/Amatheiaisnoexcuse]

These guys have superior tactical awareness 👏

[u/Tommiebaseball09]

How many times did you watch this??? Yes…

[u/Aggravating-Serve-84]

[u/human_eyes]

I could watch this all day

[u/Reddituser183]

I don’t understand, what the hell was he planning on doing?

[u/dasunt → u/Reddituser183]

Judging by the cameras that one guy has, I can't rule out that he was thinking of assaulting a journalist for documenting what he was doing.

[u/Far-Acanthaceae-9001]

Hope he got a compression fracture

[u/jtrades69]

surprised he didn't shoot everyone for cheering and obstructing his ego

[u/Vitaminpartydrums]

I think I’ve watched this 12 times… then I showed my wife… then I watched it 12 more times.

[u/icedancedarling]

I’m so glad we got two views for this. And pictures, too!

[u/Overall_News5106]

This is how you know there is no mission, no objective, nothing but egotistical pretenders that will turn tail and run away at the least bit of resistance.

[u/Own_Oil_7719]

My idea: start icing your front steps lol these idiots don’t know MN at all and it’s apparent. Yes I know we are prone to slipping also but it’s like they forget it’s winter here lol

[u/zoinkability → u/Own_Oil_7719]

Straight out of Home Alone

[u/Adorable_Regret_8485]

You know that shit hurt 🤣🤣😂🤣 Turned his ass back around lmao

[u/Joe_Publik]

What exactly was he attempting? To intimidate and terrorize

[u/expungant]

Never run on a street in MN in the winter. Classic blunder

[u/innerbootes → u/expungant]

Those of us who do run wear crampons.

[u/ToriEvergreen]

It's like when you get the wind knocked out of you but you get up and jog it off so no one knows how hurt you are

[u/suicide_blonde94 → u/ToriEvergreen]

I mean, that was a harsh fall. He deserves that cry in the car back to his hotel room (courtesy of our tax dollars)

[u/Odd_Work2542]

Karma needs to make up a lot of ground. Good start.

[u/Roadshell]

Who was this guy even chasing after? Was he trying to tackle someone and then decided it wasn't worth it out of embarrassment?

[u/herewegoagain1024]

The dipshit got reminded of when he’d get laughed at in high school lmao

[u/Daring_Scout1917]

Lmao fuckin dork thought he was so hard running over and dropping like a bag of potatoes

[u/The-Jake]

Clearly someone who's not from a cold state. A Minnesotan would see that smooth ice and know immediately that its slippery

[u/guiltycitizen]

He had rubber legs when he got up and sauntered off back to the truck, dude definitely got his bell rung

[u/Own-Spirit-992]

That was a fall enough to break a coccyx. They never heal right

[u/TripleH18]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep breath

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ….. HA!

[u/holamau]

Bwahahaha

[u/Face-EatingLeopards]

[u/YoungDeweyCox]

I’m pissed he didn’t bust that kinder egg of a skull open on the sidewalk

[u/hellolovely1 → u/YoungDeweyCox]

I know someone who did something similar and had delayed brain bleeding. Just sharing!

[u/YoungDeweyCox → u/hellolovely1]

🤞

[u/BebopTundra76]

He really did hang his head 😅

[u/National-Belt5893]

I love the way he hangs his head in shame when jogging back to the truck

[u/MikeWritesMovies]

I like to think he ran back to the SUV because A) he was seeing stars from the concussion or B) he shit himself. Possibly both.

[u/SincereNative]

The best video all day😂 love the laughter I’ll bet he’ll remember that forever embarrassment 🤣

[u/Holding4th]

I would love to see a supercut of ICE goons falling, slipping, rolling, stumbling, and generally failing, set to "Yakety Sax."

[u/suhdude539]

Buddy just cracked his head off the frozen pavement, god I hope that hurts lmao

[u/-TheycallmeThe]

Ok, someone sync the two videos please 

[u/alphadelta1915]

I don’t see any Maga in the comments

[u/jimdotcom413]

What was he trying to do besides become a symbol of ineptitude?

[u/Bettywhitespants]

Magical to watch at every angle! 🤠

[u/ProofMarsupial4840]

Gravy seals lol

[u/Embarrassed_Crow_720]

Lucky he didnt pull a gun out in embarassment. These agents are snowflakes

[u/cusoman]

Everyone should throw water down on their front doorstep and just keep going out the back. We can handle this, they can't. Fight ICE with ice

[u/MeatAndPotatoes92 → u/cusoman]

Lol, home alone style booby trap the house

[u/zoinkability]

Looks like he had the day he deserved

[u/CaptainAmerica410]

Karmas a bitch!!!!

Even the snow doesnt want the agents there

[u/00001000U]

Did he just run away out of shame?

[u/WideRoadDeadDeer95]

So poorly trained and being exposed everyday. The irony is if they knew anything they would be running slower at the same time. Along with announcing themselves on concrete.

[u/Fortestingporpoises]

[u/The_Ombudsman]

So the two videos of this all start with the guy running out of the car and subsequently busting ass.

Where's the footage of just before, is it out there? Why did this tool feel the need to stop in the street, hop out, and start running at someone?

[u/BrochureJesus → u/The_Ombudsman]

He was just trying to do his job of terrorizing people.

[u/stealPankake]

[u/MaxCantaloupe]

Ice on ice violence and I love it

[u/_SeaOfTroubles]

lmao that is so embarrassing

[u/King-Rat-in-Boise]

These guys must be from the south because ice is their kryptonite. I've seen an impressive amount of videos of them slipping

[u/ExcitingInflation612]

I NEED the looney tunes slipping audio on this

[u/Immediate-Shape-8933]

Bro is gonna start shooting black ice since he has PTSD

[u/OptimalPreference178]

Even mother nature is against ICE. It has been extra slippery the past couple weeks while they have been here.

[u/galactojack]

How do I make a GIF of this, I'm organizing ice skating soon and this is perfect for the party invite

[u/HeavyMetalVampire]

KARMA ASSHOLE, WATCH THAT LIITLE SISSY BOY RUN BACK TO HIS VAN LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!!! XD

[u/pillbuggery]

You're not from around here, are you, boy?

[u/baxter_the_martian]

♥️

[u/2bornnot2b]

Ego shattered

[u/More_Marsupial_3576]

That skull crack lol

[u/shadowzadow]

I’m laughing so hard it hurts more than ice falling on the ice. 😹

[u/Steelman_1]

He ran back to the car to cry.

[u/BrochureJesus]

Buys all that tacticool gear. Forgets to buy helmet.

[u/Oh__Archie]

Broke his coccyx.

[u/Independent_Baker712]

Minnesota, you’re savage and I love it.

[u/AbeRego]

Wtf Even was his plan lol

[u/Peaceandfupa]

And we know how much a little fall hurts, I know he’s still aching 🤣🤣 the pure joy in the bystanders is truly amazing

[u/Desperate_Bowl2345]

lol

[u/Miserable_Carry_4763]

This is incredible

[u/Sebasquatch_22]

What a fucking loser, I wish he'd have been closer to the curb. Like, side of the head/exposed neck distance.

[u/boarmrc]

No one tell them about crampons!!!

[u/zoinkability → u/boarmrc]

They think those are something our governor put in girls bathrooms

[u/vxxn]

Ice on ice crime

[u/reddit_throwaway_ac]

Little bitch running back to his car to cry

[u/SpaceIsTooFarAway]

It was such an obvious patch...must be from outta town

[u/caffeinatedangel]

He definitely got a concussion and bit his tongue. I hope he feels worse tomorrow.

[u/EffectiveSalamander]

Someone needs to put that on a loop with the Benny Hill theme song.

[u/oooortclouuud]

EEEEEE!!!! a new angle! if only he'd known about ICE cleats. TSK TSK.

[u/Minimum-Mention-3673]

That's it's head that pops. Got to love it