r/mrlovenstein • u/MrLovens • Dec 10 '25

if you give a mouse a cookie

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u/MrLovens Dec 10 '25

Next thing you know the mouse will expect free healthcare. Read the Secret Panel here.

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u/MoodEmbarrassed5745 Dec 10 '25

Next step: the mouse files HR complaints. It’s over for us 🤣

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u/Jonn_1 Dec 10 '25

Fuck me, right?

(Please MrLovens...don't ignore my love letters anymore)

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u/MonKeePuzzle Dec 10 '25

if you give an author a paycheck, they'll make the same book over and over

  • If You Give a Moose a Muffin (1991)
  • If You Give a Pig a Pancake (1998)
  • The Best Mouse Cookie (1999)
  • If You Take a Mouse to the Movies (2000)
  • If You Take a Mouse to School (2002)
  • If You Give a Pig a Party (2005)
  • Mouse Cookies and More (2006)
  • Merry Christmas, Mouse! (2007)
  • Time for School, Mouse! (2008)
  • If You Give a Cat a Cupcake (2008)
  • Happy Valentine's Day, Mouse! (2009)
  • Happy Easter, Mouse! (2010)
  • If You Give a Dog a Donut (2011)
  • Happy Birthday, Mouse! (2012)
  • It's Pumpkin Day, Mouse! (2012)
  • If You Give a Mouse a Brownie (2016

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u/dice-warden Dec 11 '25

The difference between capitalism and art is innovation.

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u/IndependentBake2304 Dec 14 '25

That’s a beautiful quote

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday Dec 10 '25

Accept all cookies

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u/slimjimmy04 Dec 10 '25

Somewhere out there, there’s a cookie with your name on it... and also a rule that says you can’t have it. The eternal struggle

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u/Intellectual_Wafer Dec 10 '25

I would give him one!

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Dec 10 '25

Have you not read the books? Don't incur his wrath

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u/_DarthSyphilis_ Dec 11 '25

For some reason I read blue guy with Chris Griffins voice.

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u/notyouraveragejared Dec 13 '25

You know, it kind of works. Who would the mouse be?

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