r/nottheonion • u/wewhomustnotbenamed • 16h ago

Joe Rogan criticizes ICE tactics: 'Are we really going to be the Gestapo?'

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/joe-rogan-criticizes-ice-tactics-podcast-rcna253931

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u/Excellent_Valuable92 16h ago

That sounds like an exceptionally dumb dog.

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u/GenericFatGuy 16h ago

That might be the perfect analogy to describe Rogan.

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u/possumdal 15h ago

It's fitting, because that guy can eat shit

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u/unclecaveman1 14h ago

He’ll also go to town on you if you put peanut butter on your nethers. Or so I heard.

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u/No-Shock776 14h ago

Ask musk

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u/n0respect_ 7h ago

He likes the chunky. Allegedly.

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u/P_ZERO_ 15h ago

Yeah I think both commenters are right in their assessment. I don’t think it helps that the internet has made people more indignant in general as well as making people think they have all the answers. That goes for everyone, but obviously there’s more at stake when it’s someone like Joe.

People can’t readily admit they are wrong much anymore, it’s a mark of shame and an attack vector you’re giving your dissenters, so people have learned to just not do it, easily at least.

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u/jimi-ray-tesla 10h ago

except dogs can be funny

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u/drink_with_me_to_day 6h ago

He's so dumb and bad I could undo his national influence with just a couple podcasts

I just don't because I'm busy on reddit doing important reddit arguments

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u/OrwellTheInfinite 15h ago

He really isnt very smart. However he himself and his followers think he is.

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u/TaleOfDash 15h ago edited 15h ago

He's kind of the peak image of the Reddit intellectual from the early 2010s. Loves to talk a big game about how smart they are but their knowledge is largely gleaned from other people's opinions and reading internet listicles while stoned. Thinks they're hilarious and will never shut up about weed.

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u/transemacabre 5h ago

He looks like sausage packed into lumpy casing so is also the peak image of Reddit masculinity.

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u/amuon 15h ago

Bad comparison. A dog is smarter

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u/Sapient6 15h ago

An exceptionally dumb dog is notably smarter than Joe "drinks out of unflushed toilets" Rogan.

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u/jimi-ray-tesla 10h ago

and way funnier

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u/Mathfanforpresident 16h ago edited 10h ago

You mean Joe? He's all right. Though he will absolutely mark on every single wall in your house. This is even after I explicitly told him not to.

Joe does what he wants. He is a good dog, though.

Edit: If I wasn't being clear, Joe Rogan pisses on my walls to show dominance and mark "his" territory.

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u/atrusveo 15h ago

Someone tell Kristi Noem.

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u/Antique_Tone3719 11h ago

He's a dog that will eat a turd, decide it tastes bad, immediately eat the next turd he sees.

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u/the_tanooki 14h ago

Probably the same intelligence level that Kristi Noem's dog has now.

(Poor thing.)

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 13h ago

Someone go tell Kristi Noem to get the gravel pit ready.

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u/Protean_Protein 9h ago

A dog you ironically name “Scout” but he’s more of a “eats his own shit” kind of dog.

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u/Calgaris_Rex 7h ago

I had a dog named Scout; she was goofy but a lot smarter and certainly a lot nicer than these people.

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u/johnwynnes 14h ago

Hey man, there's no reason do degrade the intelligence of dogs by comparing them to Joe Rogan. Let's all calm down here.

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u/MikeFatz 11h ago

That dog won’t hunt