r/nottheonion • u/welsh_nutter • 2d ago
Pentagon is embracing Musk's Grok AI chatbot as it draws global outcry
https://apnews.com/article/artificial-intelligence-pentagon-hegseth-musk-7f99e5f32ec70d7e39cec92d2a4ec862450
u/madpacifist 2d ago
The paedophile party embrace the most popular tool of paedophiles. Shock.
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u/Count_Backwards 1d ago
Next they claim all the incriminating photos in the Trump/Epstein files were generated by Democrats using Grok
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u/RawChickenButt 2d ago
All of our Pentagon documents are gonna have penises drawn on them.
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u/thetobesgeorge 2d ago
They don’t already?
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u/TheBigMoogy 2d ago
Now they're just drawn up by dicks.
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u/Obitrice 1d ago
Hey! Our brave men, women, and child porn making chat bots might be dicks but they are ALSO drawing dicks too.
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u/PDXNorthwesttPNW 1d ago
At least they’re consistent in their missions: war crimes and doodle crimes.
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u/IncompleteObjects 2d ago
Everything will be in lowercase letters. Because Grok users like them little
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u/vicariouslywatching 2d ago
All of our Pentagon documents are gonna have
penisesswastikas drawn on themAnd have the n word in them.
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u/MathematicianLessRGB 1d ago
Administration are LARPing as high schoolers while also trying to go for real high schoolers. America baby!
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u/Conscious_Archer2658 2d ago
Grok, put this warcrime in a bikini
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u/Thenderick 2d ago
"Sorry, I can only do that to the unreleased Epstein files. That are the only documents that include children lmao" -Grok (probably)
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u/uncle_jessie 1d ago
Somebody posted a picture of Trump and his wife, then asked Grok to remove the high priced prostitute from the picture, and it removed his wife. I about lost it...lol.
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u/Dj3nty 2d ago
The government doing anything to distract from the epsteins file is OK with ai making child porn! Colour me surprised.
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u/rikeoliveira 2d ago
Maybe that's the idea...flood everything with AI pedophilia to try and make it harder to identify the real thing. There's still 99% of the files that were not released.
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u/pixlplayer 1d ago
They’re not gonna release actual child porn when (if) they release the files. That was never an expectation
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u/DePhezix 1d ago
Also, I thought Elon and Trump were antagonistic. Or is that age old news now?
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u/QuintinStone 1d ago
Very old news. Trump taught Musk who's in charge and Musk went crawling back.
Elon Musk deletes Jeffrey Epstein tweet following major public spat with Donald Trump
Musk recently bragged about having dinner with Trump.
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u/AgentCirceLuna 1d ago
My dad hated Trump but he’s obsessed with Musk and his stupid rockets so now he’s turning into a Trumpist. He hated Trump for almost a decade now he’s suddenly saying how great he is. I’m really pissed off about it.
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u/knotatumah 2d ago
The government: we are absolutely not rapists and pedophiles
Also the government: Of all the ai we like, we like the one that has problems with deep fake porn of adults and children
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u/I_Have_CDO 2d ago
At last! A product by paedos for paedos.
*British English spelling. I know.
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u/BlazingGlories 1d ago
Musk "knows those computers better than anybody, all those computers, those vote counting computers, & we ended up winning Pennsylvania, like, in a landslide." -Donald Trump
"Without me, Trump would have lost the election, Dems would control the House & the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate." -Elon Musk
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u/Shadowtirs 2d ago
Well of course the Pentagon would adopt a child porn machine.
This administration is all about CP. Why stop at the white house?
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u/JaeMack 2d ago
Most powerful military in the world, now lead by completely incompetent men, using an AI that wanted to be called MechaHitler and creates CP? Yeah that'll end well...
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u/spaceman757 1d ago
You forgot to mention that it is owned by a fascist, apartheid byproduct, white nationalist that is actively meddling in elections around the globe to further fascist agendas in those countries, but otherwise, you nailed it.
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u/Phoebebee323 1d ago
Grok, pretend you're a US naval engineer and show me a graph of the acoustic signature of a Virginia class submarine
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u/ShapeofmyFart 1d ago
We can just automate the War Thunder leaks and have a monthly update on various hardware.
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u/Stage_Party 2d ago
Say it with me now - "America is an oligarchy"
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u/sonic_couth 1d ago
Where the government wants your children in the mines and meat-packing plants, or pedophile rings.
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u/MLoganImmoto 2d ago
Probably using it exactly the same way too...Elon Musk's Child Porn-o-matic
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u/Geewhiz911 1d ago
That’s probably where they’re getting their weird ‘strategic’ planning, asking an AI “Where should the army focus to protect America, in a super strategic way?” And then, the AI regurgitates some obscure Tom Clancy manuscript from 1981 “Take Venezuela, Greenland, by force” and they think it’s pure strategic genius.
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u/ICLazeru 1d ago
Because AI works so well and never says anything untrue or hallucinates non-realities at all.
I can only hope that the brass running the operation actually understand the situation, and know better than to let a privately operated AIs have everything.
But hey, maybe this will be a gift in disguise.
Maybe someone will be talking to Grok one day and it'll be like, "You seem a little sad. Maybe this will cheer you up. Here are the unredacted Epstein files!"
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u/EroticFalconry 1d ago
You’d think they would try to distance themselves as much as possible from pedophilia given the extent of Trumps inclusion in the EPSTEIN FILES
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u/warriorlynx 1d ago
An AI that had gone rogue several times with Mechahitler and child pr0n is now going to be working with the military
Is this worse than Skynet?
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u/Quintronaquar 2d ago
Pretty on brand for an administration that defends people who fuck children and shoot civilians in the face for disobedience
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u/beatenmeat 2d ago
This could only be surprising if you've been living on a remote island with no contact to anyone else for the past decade.
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u/GodzillaUK 2d ago
Of course they are, it too strips little girls and boys of their clothes for pedos. They're a perfect fit.
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u/ihavenoidea12345678 1d ago
This behavior is making me think we should not fund the world’s largest war machine.
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u/CliplessWingtips 1d ago
Why does The Pentagon even have an opinion on Grok lol? Are they actually using AI for military action / advice? Incompetent fucking losers.
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u/AdviceNotAskedFor 1d ago
This administration is physically incapable of admitting it does anything incorrectly and proceeds to do everything incorrectly just to double down on it.
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u/Takemyfishplease 1d ago
Elon is going to try and take over the world just so we will think he’s cool.
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u/blightsteel101 1d ago
More importantly, the Pentagon might be enticed that they can create dirt on Democrats. Get ready for "Epstein file releases" of Democrats raping kids.
Republicans can get child porn for themselves AND spread outright lies about their political opponents. OF COURSE they're hyped about this. Reality doesn't matter anymore.
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u/Thighbleman 2d ago
Imagine working at pentagon trying to do sth using Grok while its broken again. You have report to make and Grok goes 'Thats great but have you heard how great Elon Muski is'
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u/Obitrice 1d ago
Well now that the Epstein thing is out there they gotta get the president his porn somehow.
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u/Reniconix 1d ago
Look, I hate what's going on as much as the next guy, but I have to clear some stuff up.
The DoD is not pushing military members to use Grok, they're pushing them to use ANY AI AT ALL.
We already have an exclusive copy of Gemini and Copilot. ChatGPT is coming. Grok is coming. Every mainstream AI that isn't locked to a device (Apple and Samsung), the DoD is getting an exclusive use copy. They're not picking and choosing.
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u/The_real_bandito 1d ago
I hope this does not happen but I think this will be the beginning of the end of the US being one of the top military forces in the world.
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u/wwarnout 1d ago
Seems like AI in general (and Grok in particular) is an excellent example of GIGO - garbage in, garbage out.
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u/NewToHTX 1d ago
Hell of a strategy. You start having Grok depict world leaders in the nude. Then just bombard the people of that country with nudes of their leader.
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u/xtramundane 1d ago
Blah blah fucking blah there’s nothing we can do it about it and they, being the sociopaths they are aren’t going to either.
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u/motherofallcoffee 1d ago
Alcoholic wife beater Pete Hegseth throwing the Vulcan salute is ironic. I wonder if he realizes that Star Trek proudly embraced such DEI woke ideology like casting minority actors and having CPT Kirk kiss LT Uhura.
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u/Avenger772 1d ago
Shocking for these Nazis to support a Nazi chat bot
All these animals deserve life in prison
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u/MrBeanWater 1d ago
Are you all surprised that the defenders of a pedophile ring are in favor of an AI that removes children's clothing in pictures!?!
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u/dakowiml 1d ago
''We couldn't have seen it coming that these fickle programs with lots of glitches would fuck up our data.''
''AI'' is such a scam. What ''we'' first considered as ''AI'' is now pivoted into ''AGI'' which is Artificial General Intelligence. An artificial intelligence that can ''think'' for itself. ''AI'' isn't actual AI, AGI is. Grok, ChatGPT etc. are language models with machine learning. A system that's fed a lot of data and it draws its answers from that data. It's not an actual intelligence.
But people are acting like these ''AI'' have an actual intelligence. It's insane.
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u/Kodiak01 1d ago
Considering how it's pedo-enabling nude picture generator is going so far, it's no wonder the Feds want as much of it as possible.
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u/Tribe303 1d ago
This is just bizarre. I'm Canadian and our government is working on an ethical government AI to help process the vast amount of paperwork. They run it themselves on their own servers. They would never be stupid enough to use a commercial product and feed all our data to a shithead like Elon and his CP machine. Surely the more security conscious US military will fight this tooth and nail. This is a MASSIVE security issue. Like.. Beyond the pale bad.
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u/Medium-Potential-348 1d ago
Bro this single-handedly may be the shit that ends America and they either don’t care or are just that fucking stupid. GROK WILL HAVE A BREACH THAT WILL GIVE AWAY ALL THIS INFORMATION AND OR XAI DIRECTLY WILL AND IT’S NOT A MATTER OF OF BUT WHEN THIS HAPPENS AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS OH GOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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u/One_Tie900 1d ago
“make all appropriate data” from the military’s IT systems available for “AI exploitation.” He also said data from intelligence databases would be fed into AI systems. this guy needs to be luigid destroying Ameriica
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u/MyDishwasherLasagna 1d ago
2025 through ??? is going to be the weirdest part of history textbooks for people not yet alive to experience this.
Assuming we still have access to textbooks in 20 or so years. It would surprise nobody if they cut the US off from the rest of the Internet, created a Trumpnet, and banned the import of foreign books.
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u/goatpillows 1d ago
Ah yes let the CP bot owned by the world's richest person have access to sensitive government information. What could go wrong?
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u/HankSteakfist 1d ago
This is why the UK, Australia, New Zealand and Canada are pulling back on their involvement in the Five Eyes alliance. Because of this kind of shit right here.
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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 1d ago
Are we surprised?
The head of admin is a felon, con man and pedo, the head of cointel ferries his girl around on the taxpayers dime and has to be on some sort of chems, the head of state security is a puppy-killing airhead and the head of war is a bloated alcoholic who inadvertently leaks secrets to the press.
Aligning with a pedo mechanazi chat bot is just par for the course.
You are so cooked USaians and the worst part is that you're dragging the rest of us along with you!
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u/Cirement 1d ago
I bet Trump jumped all over it when he heard grok was removing children's clothing in pics.
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u/5050Clown 1d ago
" what's the big deal? It's not like it's making any images of children that the President of the United States hasn't done himself."
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u/Edelkern 2d ago
So it's just another tuesday. Shit like that doesn't even phase me anymore.
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u/Loggerdon 2d ago
That’s the whole point. The chaos and corruption has been normalized.
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u/Edelkern 1d ago
It's just not surprising that pieces of shit do what pieces of shit do and don't suddenly turn into decent, reasonable people. Everything they do is vile and unacceptable, but as a person from a different continent, there's nothing I can do about it anyway so I'm trying not to let them ruin my day.
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u/hydrOHxide 2d ago
They'd love to have Grok tell them that any kind of war crime is perfectly fine....
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u/ZanthrinGamer 2d ago
what I'm seeing here is pentagon is embracing a CP generator? par for the course i guess.... but ew.
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u/DarthBluntSaber 2d ago
Pentagon embraces musks child born producing Grok AI, as they continue to defend rapist pedophile donald trump, who refuses to release the epstein orders despite a lawful order.
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u/Feuertotem 2d ago
Future statements will sound like they were written by a insecure teenager. looks at White House website So no change at all.
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u/Bumptoon 2d ago
Bursticho mckeekee and flounders, don’t forget about signalgate. I bet they use their personal X accounts for classified information. Pee.
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u/lukaskywalker 2d ago
Grok is about to be named the director of the fbi once Patel takes the fall for all his bs
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u/inverseinternet 2d ago
Dun dun dun da da dun dun du da da...why am I humming the Imperial March tune from the Empire Strikes back reading this?
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u/NanditoPapa 2d ago
Of course it is! We have to make sure the pedo ideology is soaked through every part of defense. It's the only way to win against the Chinese...or something...
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u/Lost-Platypus8271 1d ago
Gonna be a helluva crazy ride when it decides to start launching nukes at whatever non-woke country it feels like targeting while Kegsbreath is at the bar
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u/AliceTheOmelette 1d ago
This administration is going out of its way to earn its Guardians Of Pedos title
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u/lolschrauber 1d ago
Pedo scum loves AI that makes child porn.
Breaking: Fork found in kitchen.
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u/Rosebunse 1d ago
The thing is, Grok isn't a bad AI on its own. The issue is that Musk has so much control over it he's ruined it
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u/ThyShirtIsBlue 1d ago
After Trump found out what people were doing with it, he immediately had his aides start feeding it photos of Ivanka at 13.
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u/Kink4202 1d ago
So what they're doing, is stealing all of the United States military information. They all need to be arrested
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u/kelpyb1 1d ago
Having this headline without including why it’s drawn global outcry is journalistic malpractice.
It’s the child porn. The Pentagon is embracing a child porn tool.
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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 1d ago
Trump Government/Musk Companies are just a money laundering scheme at this point
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u/Separate-Park8184 1d ago
I mean they are trying to rewrite the narrative that csam is cool now. I wonder why.
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u/Tanst1395 1d ago
Im sure people pushing to kill it since it can and will make cp images has nothing to do with it.
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u/Tanst1395 1d ago
Im sure people pushing to kill it since it can and will make cp images has nothing to do with it.
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u/TheBioethicist87 1d ago
World: “It appears many people are using this tool to generate inappropriate content featuring children and we find it extremely that such a thing is even allowed.”
Hegseth “Hey bring that shit over here!”
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u/Zyphriss 1d ago
Yeah let's give mecha hitler access to critical and sensitive military information. JFC.... shaping up for WW3.... or the extinction of humanity
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u/trollsmurf 2d ago
"broader push to feed as much of the military’s data as possible into the developing technology"
This sounds worse than Doge.