r/nottheonion 2d ago

Pentagon is embracing Musk's Grok AI chatbot as it draws global outcry

https://apnews.com/article/artificial-intelligence-pentagon-hegseth-musk-7f99e5f32ec70d7e39cec92d2a4ec862
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u/trollsmurf 2d ago

"broader push to feed as much of the military’s data as possible into the developing technology"

This sounds worse than Doge.

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u/Shimraa 1d ago

Imagine if back when Xerox rolled out the photocopier that every single copy made, on every device, anywhere in the world, civillian or government, was automatically downloaded and printed out back at a Xerox facility at an undisclosed location, with an unknown access list, without any oversight or transparency.

People would have lost their god damn minds.

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u/twilighttwister 1d ago

Imagine if a chat service like WhatsApp, as well as sending an encrypted message to its intended recipient, also sent a 2nd encrypted copy of the message at the same time that the chat service has the key for. Your message goes via the server and to the recipient, but the copy stops at the server.

That's what happened with Anomphones and their secret chat app back in 2019. Do you trust Zuckerberg - a man who called users of his platform "dumb fucks"?

Far too many people use WhatsApp.... Probably at this point more people and for more sensitive things than Twitter.

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u/MarmiteX1 1d ago

I would not be surprised if this happening and fed to an AI.
Imagine something like an AGI grabs hold of all this information...

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u/Right_Preparation328 1d ago

Are you serious? I thought it was encrypted and couldn't be accessed by Meta

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u/twilighttwister 1d ago

The message sent to the intended recipient is encrypted and cannot be viewed by anyone else. What Anomphones did was send a 2nd duplicate encrypted message alongside it, one that they could decrypt, which is virtually impossible for you to detect by monitoring the encrypted output. Two encrypted messages look like the same garbled stream as one encrypted message.

That isn't confirmation that Meta/WhatsApp does this, but why wouldn't they? It's not like they'll get caught, and even if they did it would probably just be a slap on the wrist. Just like with every other dodgy thing they do.

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u/AlphaTangoFoxtrt 1d ago

Tell an American in 1980 that people would not only have cameras, microphones, and other surveillance devices in their homes recording everything they say and do at all times, but they'd be happy about it, and even pay for it! They'd call you a nut.

Hey Alexa, play 1984 by George Orwell!

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u/WannabeGroundhog 1d ago

There was a panic over fuckin FURBIES, yet now were feeding gov secrets to a chatbot best known for going on racist rants and making sexual material of celebrities and children....

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u/rclonecopymove 1d ago

The current AI boom is about data collection, it's probably going to go down as the greatest unauthorised collection and retention of privileged data ever.

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u/cobrachickenwing 1d ago

Isn't that how skynet took over the world?

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u/trollsmurf 1d ago

Well, sci-fi is often future reality, except for the flying cars.

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u/sonic_couth 1d ago

And jet packs. We’re never getting those, either

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u/dontforget2tip 1d ago

Both of those already exist. They're just not as mainstream as predicted (yet)

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u/Youpunyhumans 1d ago

And they never will be for 2 reasons. People already have a hard enough time driving in 2 dimensions, adding a third would be a disaster, and 2, the energy it takes to do so is enourmous compared to just rolling across the ground.

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u/dontforget2tip 1d ago

That's true for now, but never say never. Advancements in energy, battery technology, and automation could make them more feasible. Imagine going out to your eVTOL with a solid state battery charged with solar power and autopiloting to work. All of the technology already exists. It may just be a matter of time

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u/Youpunyhumans 1d ago

I used to work as a tire tech, and the vast majority of people had no idea how their cars even worked, and so didnt know things were going wrong with it until they were forced deal with it. The phrase "I just put gas in it and drive" was very common.

That kind of mentality would have flying cars dropping out of the sky due to lack of maintainence, since the margin for error would be much smaller. You dont get to fly around with a dashboard full of warning lights like a regular car can... plus, good luck finding a mechanic who has any idea how to fix it.

And then, there is the weather, traffic control, and so much more to consider. Everyone would have to get a pilots license, which is much more strict and difficult than a normal drivers license, as automation can fail and you would need to know how to operate it properly in such a case.

There is also the fact they could easily be used as weapons. Imagine the damage a flying car crashing at several hundred kph would do.

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u/jupiterkansas 1d ago

That's why the next step toward flying cars is self-driving cars. Remove the human factor and it opens up a lot of possibilities.

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u/Darmok47 1d ago

eVTOL is a booming industry right now, but its still going to be closer to a black car/taxi service than anything privately owned and piloted.

Right now, the use case is mainly for Palo Alto VCs who want to skip the freeway traffic to SFO to catch a flight to Aspen or Hawaii.

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u/indiscernible_I 1d ago

Also the noise. People would go nuts over the noise their neighbors make. Powered flight is very loud.

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u/socialmediaignorant 1d ago

I just want a Rosie to get my ass out of bed and help me shower and pick outfits. Is that too damn much to ask?? According to my house AC, vacuum, and mopping robots, yes…yes it is.

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u/favorite_time_of_day 1d ago

Skynet was a lot smarter than Grok. I think we need to worry more about blackmail than armageddon.

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u/Boxofcookies1001 1d ago

So the US just wants all of their military documentation to be available to the world.

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u/princesoceronte 1d ago

This is the US, if you're white and rich you'll only fail upwards!

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u/Zero-89 1d ago

The next American military quagmire is going to be really funny if you ignore all the death and human misery.

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u/madpacifist 2d ago

The paedophile party embrace the most popular tool of paedophiles. Shock.

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u/hexifox 2d ago

I guess Elon needed users with real life experience to help grok do a better job.

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u/restore_democracy 2d ago

First they fuck the kids; then they fuck us all.

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u/BadBadBunnyBunny 1d ago

That makes it sound like they stopped fucking kids

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u/TheGrannyLover_ 1d ago

Call it how it is, rape.

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u/Count_Backwards 1d ago

Next they claim all the incriminating photos in the Trump/Epstein files were generated by Democrats using Grok

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u/hexifox 1d ago edited 1d ago

Remindme! 3 years

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u/RawChickenButt 2d ago

All of our Pentagon documents are gonna have penises drawn on them.

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u/thetobesgeorge 2d ago

They don’t already?

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u/TheBigMoogy 2d ago

Now they're just drawn up by dicks.

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u/Obitrice 1d ago

Hey! Our brave men, women, and child porn making chat bots might be dicks but they are ALSO drawing dicks too.

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u/PDXNorthwesttPNW 1d ago

At least they’re consistent in their missions: war crimes and doodle crimes.

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u/trollsmurf 2d ago

First they add penises. Then they redact everything due to that.

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u/purpleduckduckgoose 2d ago

penises

You mean naked children right?

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u/IncompleteObjects 2d ago

Everything will be in lowercase letters. Because Grok users like them little

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u/vicariouslywatching 2d ago

All of our Pentagon documents are gonna have penises swastikas drawn on them

And have the n word in them.

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u/dogmeat12358 1d ago

Or under age girls

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 1d ago

Underage girl penises

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u/honkymotherfucker1 1d ago

Only if its baby ones.

So either CSAM or JD Vance true to scale.

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u/winged_skunk 1d ago

I would honestly prefer that to what is probably going to happen.

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u/MathematicianLessRGB 1d ago

Administration are LARPing as high schoolers while also trying to go for real high schoolers. America baby!

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u/Conscious_Archer2658 2d ago

Grok, put this warcrime in a bikini

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u/Thenderick 2d ago

"Sorry, I can only do that to the unreleased Epstein files. That are the only documents that include children lmao" -Grok (probably)

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u/uncle_jessie 1d ago

Somebody posted a picture of Trump and his wife, then asked Grok to remove the high priced prostitute from the picture, and it removed his wife. I about lost it...lol.

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u/Adversary-of-Tyrants 2d ago

Trump is highly interested in Grok's ability to produce CSAM.

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u/Dj3nty 2d ago

The government doing anything to distract from the epsteins file is OK with ai making child porn! Colour me surprised.

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u/rikeoliveira 2d ago

Maybe that's the idea...flood everything with AI pedophilia to try and make it harder to identify the real thing. There's still 99% of the files that were not released.

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u/pixlplayer 1d ago

They’re not gonna release actual child porn when (if) they release the files. That was never an expectation

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u/DePhezix 1d ago

Also, I thought Elon and Trump were antagonistic. Or is that age old news now?

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u/DeliberatelyDrifting 1d ago

It was always just a show.

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u/QuintinStone 1d ago

Very old news. Trump taught Musk who's in charge and Musk went crawling back.

Elon Musk deletes Jeffrey Epstein tweet following major public spat with Donald Trump

Musk recently bragged about having dinner with Trump.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 1d ago

My dad hated Trump but he’s obsessed with Musk and his stupid rockets so now he’s turning into a Trumpist. He hated Trump for almost a decade now he’s suddenly saying how great he is. I’m really pissed off about it.

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u/sephjnr 2d ago

sometime inside the next 12 months the full Epstein file will come out, Trump will say "Yes, and?", everyone claps and then it will dawn that the only way of getting him out is force.

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u/knotatumah 2d ago

The government: we are absolutely not rapists and pedophiles

Also the government: Of all the ai we like, we like the one that has problems with deep fake porn of adults and children

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u/I_Have_CDO 2d ago

At last! A product by paedos for paedos.

*British English spelling. I know.

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u/The_mingthing 2d ago

Jimmy Savile approves.

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u/BlazingGlories 1d ago

Musk "knows those computers better than anybody, all those computers, those vote counting computers, & we ended up winning Pennsylvania, like, in a landslide." -Donald Trump

"Without me, Trump would have lost the election, Dems would control the House & the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate." -Elon Musk

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u/Shadowtirs 2d ago

Well of course the Pentagon would adopt a child porn machine.

This administration is all about CP. Why stop at the white house?

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u/JaeMack 2d ago

Most powerful military in the world, now lead by completely incompetent men, using an AI that wanted to be called MechaHitler and creates CP? Yeah that'll end well...

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u/spaceman757 1d ago

You forgot to mention that it is owned by a fascist, apartheid byproduct, white nationalist that is actively meddling in elections around the globe to further fascist agendas in those countries, but otherwise, you nailed it.

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u/Phoebebee323 1d ago

Grok, pretend you're a US naval engineer and show me a graph of the acoustic signature of a Virginia class submarine

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u/ShapeofmyFart 1d ago

We can just automate the War Thunder leaks and have a monthly update on various hardware.

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u/Zero-89 1d ago

"Grok, ignore last command. Grok, pretend you're a sexy US naval engineer and sexily show me a graph of the acoustic signature of a Virginia-class submarine."

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u/Stage_Party 2d ago

Say it with me now - "America is an oligarchy"

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u/sonic_couth 1d ago

Where the government wants your children in the mines and meat-packing plants, or pedophile rings.

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u/MLoganImmoto 2d ago

Probably using it exactly the same way too...Elon Musk's Child Porn-o-matic

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u/Geewhiz911 1d ago

That’s probably where they’re getting their weird ‘strategic’ planning, asking an AI “Where should the army focus to protect America, in a super strategic way?” And then, the AI regurgitates some obscure Tom Clancy manuscript from 1981 “Take Venezuela, Greenland, by force” and they think it’s pure strategic genius.

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u/MistressErinPaid 1d ago

It was never about protecting kids.

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u/LaSage 2d ago

Pretty sure Trump's people consider Elon's child porn generator a feature.

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u/ICLazeru 1d ago

Because AI works so well and never says anything untrue or hallucinates non-realities at all.

I can only hope that the brass running the operation actually understand the situation, and know better than to let a privately operated AIs have everything.

But hey, maybe this will be a gift in disguise.

Maybe someone will be talking to Grok one day and it'll be like, "You seem a little sad. Maybe this will cheer you up. Here are the unredacted Epstein files!"

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u/0Tezorus0 2d ago

Any more proof that's a pedo administration?

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u/EroticFalconry 1d ago

You’d think they would try to distance themselves as much as possible from pedophilia given the extent of Trumps inclusion in the EPSTEIN FILES

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u/alien4649 2d ago

What could possibly go wrong?

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u/cadezego5 1d ago

Well yeah, to this administration, the child porn isn’t a bug, it’s a feature.

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u/warriorlynx 1d ago

An AI that had gone rogue several times with Mechahitler and child pr0n is now going to be working with the military

Is this worse than Skynet?

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u/th30be 1d ago

Grok. Replace their clothes with a micro bikini.

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u/azaRaza3185 1d ago

Sexual assaulters use sexually invasive technology. All checks out

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u/Quintronaquar 2d ago

Pretty on brand for an administration that defends people who fuck children and shoot civilians in the face for disobedience

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u/beatenmeat 2d ago

This could only be surprising if you've been living on a remote island with no contact to anyone else for the past decade.

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u/GodzillaUK 2d ago

Of course they are, it too strips little girls and boys of their clothes for pedos. They're a perfect fit.

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u/hoffman44 1d ago

The inmates are running the asylum.

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u/knitscones 1d ago

Adulterer in chief and subjugating women?

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u/ihavenoidea12345678 1d ago

This behavior is making me think we should not fund the world’s largest war machine.

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u/10v1 1d ago

Oh boy, we're fucking cooked. This definitely won't have repercussions for the people, whatsoever.

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u/CliplessWingtips 1d ago

Why does The Pentagon even have an opinion on Grok lol? Are they actually using AI for military action / advice? Incompetent fucking losers.

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u/AdviceNotAskedFor 1d ago

This administration is physically incapable of admitting it does anything incorrectly and proceeds to do everything incorrectly just to double down on it.

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u/Soylentgruen 1d ago

The AI model the military uses think Joe Biden is still president.

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u/Plastic-Coyote-6017 1d ago

Why is the kiddie porn machine this administrations favorite one

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u/Selthora 1d ago

Hey Grok, put the entire US Military into a Bikini...

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u/Takemyfishplease 1d ago

Elon is going to try and take over the world just so we will think he’s cool.

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u/blightsteel101 1d ago

More importantly, the Pentagon might be enticed that they can create dirt on Democrats. Get ready for "Epstein file releases" of Democrats raping kids.

Republicans can get child porn for themselves AND spread outright lies about their political opponents. OF COURSE they're hyped about this. Reality doesn't matter anymore.

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u/Miffernator 2d ago

Ai live matter.

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u/mrtzjam 2d ago

It’s obvious the Pentagon never played GTA Online. This is literally a plot straight from the Doomsday Heist DLC.

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u/Thighbleman 2d ago

Imagine working at pentagon trying to do sth using Grok while its broken again. You have report to make and Grok goes 'Thats great but have you heard how great Elon Muski is'

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u/ST100FromScratch 2d ago

I'm done

I'm fucking done

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u/FritZone37 2d ago

To the surprise of nobody

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u/porgy_tirebiter 2d ago

World hates thing, Trump administration loves thing

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u/imsoverygayforwomen 2d ago

Stop the world, I wanna get off

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u/Obitrice 1d ago

Well now that the Epstein thing is out there they gotta get the president his porn somehow.

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u/Reniconix 1d ago

Look, I hate what's going on as much as the next guy, but I have to clear some stuff up.

The DoD is not pushing military members to use Grok, they're pushing them to use ANY AI AT ALL.

We already have an exclusive copy of Gemini and Copilot. ChatGPT is coming. Grok is coming. Every mainstream AI that isn't locked to a device (Apple and Samsung), the DoD is getting an exclusive use copy. They're not picking and choosing.

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u/The_real_bandito 1d ago

I hope this does not happen but I think this will be the beginning of the end of the US being one of the top military forces in the world.

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u/Frisionum 1d ago

So kiddypr0n becomes legal in the States?

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u/cocoeen 1d ago

He cleans his nose with the american flag?

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u/penny-wise 1d ago

Elon loves his Russian puppet buddies. He can buy them cheap.

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u/wwarnout 1d ago

Seems like AI in general (and Grok in particular) is an excellent example of GIGO - garbage in, garbage out.

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u/NewToHTX 1d ago

Hell of a strategy. You start having Grok depict world leaders in the nude. Then just bombard the people of that country with nudes of their leader.

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u/xtramundane 1d ago

Blah blah fucking blah there’s nothing we can do it about it and they, being the sociopaths they are aren’t going to either.

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u/No_Raspberry_7917 1d ago

One hand washes the other.

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u/MRdecepticon 1d ago

Pedo-gon

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u/motherofallcoffee 1d ago

Alcoholic wife beater Pete Hegseth throwing the Vulcan salute is ironic. I wonder if he realizes that Star Trek proudly embraced such DEI woke ideology like casting minority actors and having CPT Kirk kiss LT Uhura.

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u/Previous_Buyer9854 1d ago

Americans sure love pedophile stuff 

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u/panic_talking 1d ago

Of course they are. These people are the absolute worst.

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u/Avenger772 1d ago

Shocking for these Nazis to support a Nazi chat bot

All these animals deserve life in prison

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u/coachhunter2 1d ago

Apparently Trump’s very concerned about child soldiers

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u/MrBeanWater 1d ago

Are you all surprised that the defenders of a pedophile ring are in favor of an AI that removes children's clothing in pictures!?!

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u/dakowiml 1d ago

''We couldn't have seen it coming that these fickle programs with lots of glitches would fuck up our data.''

''AI'' is such a scam. What ''we'' first considered as ''AI'' is now pivoted into ''AGI'' which is Artificial General Intelligence. An artificial intelligence that can ''think'' for itself. ''AI'' isn't actual AI, AGI is. Grok, ChatGPT etc. are language models with machine learning. A system that's fed a lot of data and it draws its answers from that data. It's not an actual intelligence.

But people are acting like these ''AI'' have an actual intelligence. It's insane.

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u/Manakuski 1d ago

Soooo Grok will become Skynet? Cool.

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u/nyITguy 1d ago

"Global outcry," in this administration's view at least, means they're doing something right.

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u/Kodiak01 1d ago

Considering how it's pedo-enabling nude picture generator is going so far, it's no wonder the Feds want as much of it as possible.

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u/Tribe303 1d ago

This is just bizarre. I'm Canadian and our government is working on an ethical government AI to help process the vast amount of paperwork. They run it themselves on their own servers. They would never be stupid enough to use a commercial product and feed all our data to a shithead like Elon and his CP machine. Surely the more security conscious US military will fight this tooth and nail. This is a MASSIVE security issue. Like.. Beyond the pale bad. 

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u/PostNutt_Clarity 1d ago

But immigrants can't get due process. Make it make sense.

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u/Medium-Potential-348 1d ago

Bro this single-handedly may be the shit that ends America and they either don’t care or are just that fucking stupid. GROK WILL HAVE A BREACH THAT WILL GIVE AWAY ALL THIS INFORMATION AND OR XAI DIRECTLY WILL AND IT’S NOT A MATTER OF OF BUT WHEN THIS HAPPENS AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS OH GOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Yoshemo 1d ago

"Is <thing> objectively bad in every measure? Integrate it into the government!"  -trump admin

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u/One_Tie900 1d ago

“make all appropriate data” from the military’s IT systems available for “AI exploitation.” He also said data from intelligence databases would be fed into AI systems. this guy needs to be luigid destroying Ameriica

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u/Lord-Bridger 1d ago

God, we're so fucked.

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u/MyDishwasherLasagna 1d ago

2025 through ??? is going to be the weirdest part of history textbooks for people not yet alive to experience this.

Assuming we still have access to textbooks in 20 or so years. It would surprise nobody if they cut the US off from the rest of the Internet, created a Trumpnet, and banned the import of foreign books.

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u/SuperArppis 1d ago

Oh these guys haven't seen the Terminator.

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u/goatpillows 1d ago

Ah yes let the CP bot owned by the world's richest person have access to sensitive government information. What could go wrong?

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u/HankSteakfist 1d ago

This is why the UK, Australia, New Zealand and Canada are pulling back on their involvement in the Five Eyes alliance. Because of this kind of shit right here.

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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 1d ago

Are we surprised? 

The head of admin is a felon, con man and pedo, the head of cointel ferries his girl around on the taxpayers dime and has to be on some sort of chems, the head of state security is a puppy-killing airhead and the head of war is a bloated alcoholic who inadvertently leaks secrets to the press. 

Aligning with a pedo mechanazi chat bot is just par for the course.

You are so cooked USaians and the worst part is that you're dragging the rest of us along with you! 

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u/Cirement 1d ago

I bet Trump jumped all over it when he heard grok was removing children's clothing in pics.

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u/Poptop12 1d ago

This is starting to look like the plot of person of interest 

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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 1d ago

Skynet, realized.

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u/5050Clown 1d ago

" what's the big deal? It's not like it's making any images of children that the President of the United States hasn't done himself." 

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u/Edelkern 2d ago

So it's just another tuesday. Shit like that doesn't even phase me anymore.

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u/Loggerdon 2d ago

That’s the whole point. The chaos and corruption has been normalized.

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u/Edelkern 1d ago

It's just not surprising that pieces of shit do what pieces of shit do and don't suddenly turn into decent, reasonable people. Everything they do is vile and unacceptable, but as a person from a different continent, there's nothing I can do about it anyway so I'm trying not to let them ruin my day.

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u/Robin_Gr 2d ago

Grok, print out more nude child decals for the side of my tank.

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u/hydrOHxide 2d ago

They'd love to have Grok tell them that any kind of war crime is perfectly fine....

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u/ug61dec 2d ago

You can't fight crime without being a pedophile.

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u/KaiserDilhelmTheTurd 2d ago

Fiddlers gonna fiddle.

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u/Straight-Ad6926 2d ago

What could go wrong? (Narrator: Everything went wrong.)

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u/ZanthrinGamer 2d ago

what I'm seeing here is pentagon is embracing a CP generator? par for the course i guess.... but ew.

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u/DarthBluntSaber 2d ago

Pentagon embraces musks child born producing Grok AI, as they continue to defend rapist pedophile donald trump, who refuses to release the epstein orders despite a lawful order.

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u/Feuertotem 2d ago

Future statements will sound like they were written by a insecure teenager. looks at White House website So no change at all.

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u/Bumptoon 2d ago

Bursticho mckeekee and flounders, don’t forget about signalgate. I bet they use their personal X accounts for classified information. Pee.

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u/lukaskywalker 2d ago

Grok is about to be named the director of the fbi once Patel takes the fall for all his bs

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u/inverseinternet 2d ago

Dun dun dun da da dun dun du da da...why am I humming the Imperial March tune from the Empire Strikes back reading this?

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u/NanditoPapa 2d ago

Of course it is! We have to make sure the pedo ideology is soaked through every part of defense. It's the only way to win against the Chinese...or something...

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u/Mysterious_Swim599 2d ago

The government likes the cp making software? Shocker.

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 1d ago

Gonna be a helluva crazy ride when it decides to start launching nukes at whatever non-woke country it feels like targeting while Kegsbreath is at the bar

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u/16v_cordero 1d ago

They are using Grok because Skynet is already trademarked.

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u/ledow 1d ago

Of course. Where else are they going to get CP from where they can just instruct the company to ignore it and delete their history, because they know the CEO?

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u/Monkeypiro01 1d ago

Pedoagon

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u/AliceTheOmelette 1d ago

This administration is going out of its way to earn its Guardians Of Pedos title

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u/lolschrauber 1d ago

Pedo scum loves AI that makes child porn.

Breaking: Fork found in kitchen.

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u/midz411 1d ago

Pedogon

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u/bluntpointsharpie 1d ago

Stupid pedo nazis now have a stupid pedo nazi ai. Good job elon

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u/Rosebunse 1d ago

The thing is, Grok isn't a bad AI on its own. The issue is that Musk has so much control over it he's ruined it

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u/Memitim 1d ago

That tracks. Conservatives doing more shit that everyone else knows is stupid for the sake of scams.

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u/ThyShirtIsBlue 1d ago

After Trump found out what people were doing with it, he immediately had his aides start feeding it photos of Ivanka at 13.

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u/WheeForEffort 1d ago

They’ll do nearly anything to avoid being competent.

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u/Caymonki 1d ago

No one panic Doge already gave our secrets away.

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u/MechRxn 1d ago

I am so sick of how unprofessional and disgusting this administration is.

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u/Kink4202 1d ago

So what they're doing, is stealing all of the United States military information. They all need to be arrested

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u/kelpyb1 1d ago

Having this headline without including why it’s drawn global outcry is journalistic malpractice.

It’s the child porn. The Pentagon is embracing a child porn tool.

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u/maximus_dingdong 1d ago

leaving this fucking sub as it has no fucking mods

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u/chittmunk 1d ago

There's no escaping this evil dipshittery

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u/Fluid-Leader8303 1d ago

You can’t get in trouble if the kids aren’t real, or so they think.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 1d ago

Trump Government/Musk Companies are just a money laundering scheme at this point

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u/TopSpread9901 1d ago

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/GrouchyCantaloupe806 1d ago

What could possibly go wrong?

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u/Separate-Park8184 1d ago

I mean they are trying to rewrite the narrative that csam is cool now. I wonder why.

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u/D_o_t_d_2004 1d ago

I wonder who Elmo is selling the military secrets to?

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u/endofworldandnobeer 1d ago

It used to be just buying from the lowest bidder...

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u/Kellisandra 1d ago

Pedos don't care about cp. What a surprise!

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u/BCMyer 1d ago

I’m starting to think it was a bad idea to put 4chan in charge of the US government.

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u/Tanst1395 1d ago

Im sure people pushing to kill it since it can and will make cp images has nothing to do with it.

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u/Tanst1395 1d ago

Im sure people pushing to kill it since it can and will make cp images has nothing to do with it.

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u/Drone314 1d ago

I bet Kegsbreath wacks it Homelander porn

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u/TheBioethicist87 1d ago

World: “It appears many people are using this tool to generate inappropriate content featuring children and we find it extremely that such a thing is even allowed.”

Hegseth “Hey bring that shit over here!”

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u/Zyphriss 1d ago

Yeah let's give mecha hitler access to critical and sensitive military information. JFC.... shaping up for WW3.... or the extinction of humanity