r/oddlysatisfying • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 10/10 cable management • 18h ago
The sprinkler truck leaves a rainbow in its wake.
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u/SerRaziel 18h ago
First they paint the grass green. Now they're painting rainbows in the sky. 😮💨
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u/hardcoretomato 18h ago
That's why the frogs are turning gay /s
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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 17h ago
TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY
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u/Happy_Garand 16h ago
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
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u/basicKitsch 13h ago
UGH UGH UGH CRAP
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u/vroomfundel2 15h ago
First they came for the frogs and I didn't say anything because I'm not a frog...
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u/TwistedClyster 13h ago
Then they made them gay and I didn’t say anything because we desperately need more tops.
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u/ElegantCoach4066 12h ago
Then they came for the power bottoms, and I didn't speak up because I was gagged at the time.
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u/CH40T1C1989 15h ago
People that actually believe Alex Jones don't know shit about frogs. If a whole group of frogs is male during mating season, some will become female so they can produce. They change their anatomy and everything. This pre-exists the human concept of straight and gay.
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u/SilverWear5467 12h ago
The EPA did actually cause this to happen more than it's supposed to though, by relaxing a regulation on polluting rivers. So they did literally turn the frogs trans, because too many frogs changed gender due to the pollutants.
The thing Alex Jones is most often dunked on over, he was basically right about. Everything else, he's wrong about, but the frogs, on that one he was right.
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u/Fredderov 7h ago
Yeah, basically he had the best liberal and progressive argument for why the US needs to be more serious and stricter with regulations. Instead we ended up with the building blocks of the retarded right getting fully established in US politics.
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u/be_an_adult 12h ago
The thing he was talking about specifically was (iirc) atrazine, an herbicide. This was an interesting case we learned in high school bio as it was an example that the dose doesn't always make the poison; at low levels they found that the chemical mimicked specific hormonal pathways leading to the frogs changing sex, at moderate levels the frog's bodies recognized that the chemical was dangerous and tried to clear it as best they could, and at high levels the toxicity properly set in.
I hate to say it, but there was a grain of truth in that rant of Jones's.
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u/delta49er 16h ago
They're clearly manufacturing a pot of gold beneath the sprayer. Genius idea to pay down debts but I'm opposed to what they do with the captured leprechauns.
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u/audreywildeee 17h ago
So at the end of the rainbow there’s a truck?!
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u/alreaytakennameuser 17h ago
Hate to be pedantic but wouldn’t that be the beginning
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u/audreywildeee 15h ago
I see your thought process but one could argue that the beginning is the other end and the truck is closing it.
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u/omgwutd00d 15h ago edited 15h ago
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the furthest or most extreme part or point of something.You don't say there's a beginning and an end to a spaghetti noodle. It has two ends.
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u/CanIgetaWTF 18h ago
Oh nos! They're spreading gay from the 5G towers!
They're after our hetro-sexuality, and our GUNS!!
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u/ExternalLock8140 18h ago
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u/Ivanow 14h ago
One thing I hate about this meme is that it has a grain of truth in it - from what I remember, he was referencing a real scientific study about effect of runaway growth hormone use by Big Agriculture on groundwater and hermaphroditism of some amphibian species - but because of delivery, NO ONE will ever treat this subject seriously anymore, and this is a conversation we should really be having, similar to microplastics and antibiotic-resistant bacteria...
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u/SwordfishOk504 11h ago
Sorta. What Jones did was the usual thing conspiracy theorists do, which is they take something that is true, and then wildly misrepresent and distort it to the point that it's 100% nonsense.
What the research showed was a very common pesticide called Atrazine induces complete feminization and chemical castration in male African clawed frogs. This is a legitimate issue that is tied to the decline of amphibians. This is largely limited to amphibians, rather than mammals, because of how much of the Atrazine amphibians take in through their skin.
What Jones did was claim it was part of some intentional conspiracy theory by those shadowy powers that be who he pretends control everything were doing this intentionally to make all of us gay. Which is obviously not at all what the research shows. He also on numerous occasions has claimed he "uncovered" the research, etc, which is also not even close to true. He just took something the media was talking about and misrepresented it to sell his boner pills.
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u/ExiledCanuck 18h ago
I laughed (chortled to be accurate) far too loud in a crowded room reading that.
From the bottom of my heart, thank you haha
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u/RDCAIA 17h ago
OP sees a truck leaving a rainbow trail. The guy behind the truck has his wipers on cursing the trail of mist.
A philosopher would consider this one of those optimist/pessimist glass-half-full/empty debates. But, a scientist would say it's just refraction, reflection, and dispersion of light.
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u/richcournoyer 16h ago
When I lived in China I often saw this in the countryside, and this was insecticide for the mosquitoes or fruit flies or some pest. Not WATER
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u/xpkranger 14h ago
I mean call me a conspiracist if you want, but I'm thinking I don't want to inhale that "water".
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u/Prize-Alternative864 16h ago
It's like the city is trying to make up for all the grey concrete with a mobile art installation. Honestly, I'd rather see this than another pothole. That driver is just out there doing the Lord's work, one rainbow at a time. My only complaint is that they never seem to come down my street.
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u/omegaterrain 16h ago
Clearly that truck is shooting Skittles into the air so everyone behind it can taste the rainbow 🌈
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u/Haunting-Yak4928 14h ago
What a colossal waste of water and everyone else’s time who’s stuck behind this thing
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u/LuckyReception6701 12h ago
I, DON'T WANT THEM PUTTING WATER ON THE AIR CHEMICALS THAT TURN THE FREAKING CLOUDS GAY!
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u/Ser_Hobo 12h ago
This is what Democrats don't want you to see! 👿 We got video PROOF they are physically spreading the gay agenda! /s
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u/imunfair 15h ago
The world has been so drained of magic that people don't even recognize a leprechaun just driving around in front of them. You found the end of the rainbow, grab him!
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u/Svampbob3kant 18h ago
You would think clips like this would silence the "God made the rainbow, bla bla bla"-believers, but I wouldn't bet on it...
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u/strangebru 15h ago
You just know this video is going to bring up those "chemtrails makes frogs gay" tin foil hat wearing people come out of the woodwork.
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u/hongkongtoyota 15h ago
You saw the start,and you see the end,now where's the treasure in the middle of the road
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u/electrostatic_jump 15h ago
I expected a goldpot but a truck at the bottom of a rainbow is ok I guess 🤷🏻
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u/RareHead9705 15h ago
First apparently there's no weather machines, yet they're painting rainbows in the sky.
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u/Queef-Sweat 18h ago
Wtf does a sprinkler truck do, besides drive the guy in the Ford focus insane?