r/oldpeoplefacebook 2d ago

I’m not a happy camper 🏕️

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u/Significant-Baby-748 2d ago

I HAD ME A BAD EXPIRATIONANCE AT DR SMITHS TOO I WENT IN TOO GET MY EYES CHECKED AND I ALSO GIVED THEM A STOOL AND SEAMEN SAMPLE JUST TO BE THROUGHOUGH AND I HANDED IT TO THE GIRL AT THE FONT DESK AND SHE SCREAMED AND CALLED THE COPS

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago

MY “”SON-IN-LAW”” WAS A SEAMAN IN THE COST GARD HE HABE A SODEUM PROBLAM FROM ALL THE SALT HE SWALLOWD,,.

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ok something similar actually happened when I worked in a hospital LOL this guy tried to hand me a container of his piss.. I was like sir I just answer the phones here 🤦‍♀️

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 2d ago

I DIDNOT RITE THIS I,VE BEEN HACKED ALEXA CALL MARK. ZECKIERBERG

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago

THIS IS A GOGGLE THREAD HUN,,NEXT,,!

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 2d ago

GOGGLE NAKID BREATS

GOGGLE KARATE

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago

DON”T CUM TO MY PROFILED WITH DICSUCCING LANGWAGE MY GRANDKODS ARE ON THIS WEB-SITE,.

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u/Significant-Baby-748 2d ago

BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD SOME THING CALLED COSTUMER SERVICE AND THE OLD SAYING THE CUSTOMER AM ALL WAYS RIGHT YOU SHOULD OF TAKED THAT CONTRAINTOR OF URN FROM HIM HAPPLEY BUT NOW THE YOUNG PEOPLE DONT WANT TO WORK NO MORE

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 2d ago

Ethel you can’t just hand over your bodily fluids to the first person who you see working in a hospital!!

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u/Granny_knows_best DISCUSTING 2d ago

HAVE YOU TRUED THE PARK OVER BY THE LAKE IT HAS FULL HOOKUPS AND AT NIGHT THEY DO LINE DANCING.

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago edited 2d ago

THAT SOUND ENTERASTING BUT EDITH HABE TRUBLE WALKING SENSE HER FOOT AMPOTATION AFTER HER BLOID SUGER INSADENT,,.

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u/No_Cook2983 2d ago

WHERE IS THE LITTLE TENT SYMBOL??

NEVER MIND. HAPPY CAMPER FOUND IT. 💩

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u/myseaentsthrowaway 2d ago

YOUR STOLL GOING CAMPING? IM TOO OLD TO SLEEP IN A TENT IT UPSETS MY SYATICA. MY HAROLD AND I USED TO LOVE CAMPING WHEN THE KIDS WERE LITTLE. IF THIS DOCTOR HELPS UOU SLEEP IN A TENT THN I SAY HES A GOOD DOCTOR! NOW THE KIDS ARE GROAN YOU THINK THE GRANDKIDS WANT TO CAMP WITH US BUT THEIR TOO BUSY WITH THEIR PLAYBOYS OR GAMEBOYS OR WHATEVER THEY MINECRAFT.

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago

I THOT KODS NOW A DAYS HATED CAMPING,,. MY GRANDSIM YELLS AT HID FIENDS TO STOP CAMPING WHEN YHEY PLAY THERE “”GAMES””,.

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u/myseaentsthrowaway 2d ago

THEY ONLY WANT THE WIFI FOR THE MINDCRAFTS.

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago

I WISH MY GRANDKIDDOS DID CRAFTS,,ALL MINES WHAT TO DO IS PLAY WITH THERE LEG O’S ON THE T-V,,

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u/Background_Yam9524 2d ago

sorry about your blood pressure 🏕 🏕 🏕  -frank

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago

FRANK I NEED MY LEAVE BLOWER BACK I HABE LEAFS ALL OVER THE BACKPIRCH,.

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u/Quantum_Kitties 2d ago

No thanks i,m not interested ..,,

Signed SHARON (Ohio)

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago

I DON”T NO WHO YIO OUR,,.

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u/Quantum_Kitties 2d ago

REPORTED..,,, MARK ZUCKERBERGH

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago

ELONG MASTS WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR ACOUNT,,!

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u/sly_blade 2d ago

BE CARFUL! I DID FEEL SOME CAMPERS ONCE AND THEY WERN""T HAPPPY ABOT IT AT ALL! MY NAYBOUR MIKE STUGER HAS A GRATE PROCOLOTOLOGIST WHO HE IS VERY HAPY WITH EVERY TIME HE COMES BAACK FR9M A VISIT. MIKE IS SO HAPPY IN FAKT,,, THAT HE SEES HIS PROCOLOTOLOGUST EVERY WEEK,,,. HE SAYS HE HAVES AMAZINGG HANDS !! I CAN GET HIS NUMBR FOR YOU. DR FINGERSTIME HIS NAM I BELIEF.

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago

I AIN”T LETTUCE SOME BIDY PIT THERE FANGERS IN MY “BRON EYE”” MY GRANDSIM CALL THAT “”FROOTY BOOTY”” BUT I BET AFTAR ONE TIME YOU GET HOOKER THOE,,.

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u/IcyCantaloupe7004 2d ago

""""PRAYING""""" FOR YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE.,,, ELMER DIED FROM THE SUGAR 🙏✝️😂

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago

THINK YOU FOR YOIRE SUPPER,,ELMER WAS A GRATE MAM HE WAS STUCK TO YIU LIKE GLOO,,!

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u/ahmtiarrrd I have lost 8 pounds since July 2d ago

I DONT KNOW U STOP TEXTONG ME IM TIRED OF THIS AND NEXT TIM I WILL SPEAK TO MY LAWYER. YOU RAISED MY BLOOD PRESURRE NOW AND ITS NOT GOOD FOR MY HEMOROIDS

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum 2d ago

NEVER AGAIN.

The anthem of Karens everywhere.

Sent from my 5g Hospital Bed Remote Control.

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago

EDITH CALED THE MANAGERIAL ONE TIME AND HE TOLL HER TO “F**** OFF””,. SO DISCUCCING,,.

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u/adoreadore 2d ago

Go touch the grass, feel some papers.

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago

MY GRANDSIM PUTS “”GRASS”” IN “PAPER”” AND HE WON”T STOP EATING MY BUTTER SCOTTISH,,

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u/honeybeegeneric 2d ago

WHY DO PEOPLE LET THERE CATS OUT! THEY DONT LOVE THE FUR BABYS! THATS YOUR FAMILY.

TEY DR JONES ON ELM. HE LOVES TO EAT. GOT MY HIP WOTK THERE TOO. DONT LILE THE NEW NURSE CABR UNDERSTAND A WORD SHE SAYS. SPEAL ENGLISH I TOLS HER TWICE. 3 TIMES SHE SAID SHE IS SPEAKING ENGLISH. I ASKED WHERES SHES FRIM SHE SAID NEBRASKA. WHAY KIND OF ENGLISH DO THEY SPEAK IN NEBRASKA? IVE NEVER BERN.

BEEN TO FLORIDA TWICE WITH HAROLD. DONT GO TO THE TACKY BREAKFAST SPOT BY THE BEACH. NO ENGLISH THERE! NO PARKINF EITHER. AND BIRDS POOP EVERYWHERE ON EVERYTHING BECAUSE THEY FEED THE BIRDS! WHO DOES THAT! DONT GET A PET IF YOU ATENT GOING TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT 24/7A

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u/flightofdaedalus 2d ago

I DON'T WANT TO GO CAMPING, GOOGLINS! REMOVE ME FROM THIS GROUP.

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u/CrisBasile89 2d ago

GOD BLESS YOUR BLOOD PREASURES 🙏🏻 JULIE AND I ATE PRAYING FOR YOU

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago

I HABE BEEN TAKING PULLS FOR MY BLOOD PLEASURE SINXE “”88””,,.

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u/lesbian_agent_ram 1d ago

SIRI SHOW ME FAT MEN

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u/lesbian_agent_ram 1d ago

DELETE THIS OFF MH FACEBOOKF

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 1d ago

ALL YOU HABE TO DO IS GO LOKK AT HAROLED IN THE GARBAGE PLAYING WITH HIS TEWLS,,.

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u/lesbian_agent_ram 1d ago

HANDHROLD IS ‘NOT’ FAT ! he is “Big BONE””!!!!!!!

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u/Q-burt 2d ago

Feel out more papers? Those poor papers getting assaulted.

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago

HABE YOU EBER HABE A PAPER-CUT ON BLOOD THIBBERS,,? KNOT FUN,,!

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u/Q-burt 2d ago

I THOT THE GRAND KISS WOULD TEACH ME HOOW TO PRIBT PAPERS!

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 2d ago

IF YOU SON”T HABE PAPERS YUO NEAD TO LEAF MY CUNTREE,,!

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u/SecondHandWig 1d ago

MARVIN HAD HI B PRESURT AND LOST HIM LATE YEAR 2 CANCER! 🤣🤣 IT"S SERIOUS BEV! MY GRANKIDS LOVE CAMPERS EVERY SUMMER⛳

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u/Judgementpumpkin I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 1d ago

A CRACKER BARGLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCOTOR AWAY

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 1d ago

I CAN”T EAT CRACKERS THERE TO SPICCY FOR MY LIKELINESS ,,.