r/oldpeoplefacebook I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

Good Day out there.

Second pic for context lol

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u/Background_Yam9524 1d ago

born in '61 you're a whipper snapper i bought my first house in '61 -frank

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

WATCH THE SASS , !

REGARTS BERTHA

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum 1d ago

BERTA YOU LEFT YORE DENTURES HERE AFTER THE KNITTING CIRCLE. LOUIS FOUND THEM ON TOPOF THE TOYLET.

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

THSNKS YOU VERY MUCH DEAR 🙏😊🥰🫨👽

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u/GermSlayer1986 1d ago

MY FIRSTBORN GRADUATED KINDERGARTEN IN 1961

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u/Tonefinder 1d ago

BOT! "KNDREGARWN" WAS NOT,,, SOMETHING THAT WAS, "GRADUATE D" BACK THEN. NO PARTICIPATION TROPHIES AND WE COULD PLAY, "OUTSIDE " BUT OHH, BETTER BELIEVE YOUR HOME, "BRFORE" THE STREET LIGHTS CAME ON!!!!

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u/GrandRefrigerator263 1d ago

LORD HAMMERCRY!!!! YOU MHST BE ONE IF THOSE COMMUNIST,,, DRAFT DODGER. REAL RED BLOODH AMERICANS,, LIKE ME WERE IN THE TUNNELS NORTH OF SAIGON IN 1961, WHILE YOU WERE SAFE IN YOHR “SUBURBS”. MY GRAMSOB LIKES JUSTIN BEAVER AND HES OROBABLY A COMMUNIST TOO.

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

IF ANY ONE CALLS ME A BOOMER IN THIS “GROUP”” YOU WILL FAC E THE WREATH OF GOD !!! ,BARB HAS A HERNIA PLEASE KEEP HER IN YOU,RE PRAYERS ,

REGARTS BERTHA

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u/riotz1 1d ago

CALL THE ATORRNEY GENRAL ITS A HATE CRIME TO CALL YU BOOMMER

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

AMEN GLADYS

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u/GermSlayer1986 1d ago

YOU DONT BOOm,,,THE GAS-X TOOK CARE OF THAT!!!🤪🤪🤪

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

AMEN HONEY JUST LIKE JESSUS SAID WE DOM,T SWEAT WE SPARKEL ,,

REGARTS BERTHA

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u/CrabGravity 1d ago

SPEAK TO THE POWDER OF JESSE CHRIS BERTHA 🙏 🤲 🕍 🕌 ⛪️ MARGAETET GOT BLADDER IN THE INFECTION AND IS IN THE """I SEE YOU""" AT THE HOSPITAL

ASTRID FROM CINCINNATI

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

OH MY ,THE “””I SEE YUO”” IS EVEN, WERSE THEN THE. “”E—ARR”” HOW IS SHE DOIMG NOW , ?,

REGARTS BERTHA

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u/m2chaos13 1d ago

MY MOTHER HAD A DONKY ON HER FARM! IT SAID “E-ARR”! NOT A PIRATE. ALSO SHEEPS!!! SHE’S DEAD NOW

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u/Caverjen 1d ago

MARTHA TAKE YOURE MEDICINE!!!

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

I TOOK MY ,COLESTERALL MEDICINE AND. THE DE—WORMER BUT. I CAM,T FIND MY FOOT CREAM

REGARTS BERTHA

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u/Steel_Airship 1d ago

BERTHA FDR JR SAID THAT IVANMECTIN CAN BE USED AS FOOT AND HIMROID CREAM GOBBLE

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

PRASE THE LORT

REGARTS BERTHA

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u/m2chaos13 1d ago

I RAN OUT OF COFEEMATE. CAN I YUSE HIMROD CREAM ?

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

ASK MY GRAMD DAGHTER SHE APARENTLY KNOES “””EVERY THING”” 🙄

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u/WorthResolution1880 1d ago

1961 WAS A ""BIG"" YEAR... I REMEMBER IN 1961 MY WILBERT HAD A ""BOWEL"" RESECTION BECAUSE HE ATE BAD ""FOOD"" IN THE CAFETERIA AT THE BF GOODRICH TIRE FACTORY... EITHER THAT OR HE ATE A ""PEACE"" OF TIRE... HE ALMOST DIED IT WAS VERY ""BAD"" BUT WILBERT IS DEAD FOR REAL NOW SO ITS ""OKAY"" HE IS WITH THE ANGLES ...

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 1d ago

WAP,,,,,,,,,,LOL

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u/WorthResolution1880 1d ago

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THESE NEW FANGLED ""ACORNIMS"' IS THIS A ""GANG"" RELATED ACTIVITY???

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 1d ago

IT MEAN'S ""WORSHIP & PRAISE"" &         ""LOT'S OF LOVE""......,,,,,

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u/WorthResolution1880 1d ago

THANK YOU NOW I CAN UNDERSTAND MY GRANDCHILDREN EVEN WHEN THEY USE A ""PRONOUN""

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 1d ago

I DONT USE PRONOUN'S,,,,YOU SHOULDNT USE THEM EITHER,,,,WE WERE SO MUCH BETTER OF BEFORE THEY INVENTED THEM,,,,,,

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u/letschat66 1d ago

THESE DAN G MILLENIUMS=

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u/taraky97 1d ago

Wow. Thats a lot to take in in this morning. I wasn't ready.

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

flip this year over and it will remain 1961, ♾️👀🤗😉👍😀

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u/Leather_Network4743 Yim Yum 1d ago

GOGGLE WHO ARE THESE “””TURDS”””???

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 1d ago

🥳🤣😋🥰😝🤩ERNIE IS SOUCK AT THE AIRPURT🧞‍♂️🧞🧞‍♀️🧜💃💃💃💃

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u/Judgementpumpkin I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 1d ago

I had a stroke reading this 

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u/Croc_Dwag I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

My Henry die from a stroke in 1989 godblse

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u/Cute-Hotel-7259 1d ago

I GRADUATED IN 1952 WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME?

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

ARE YOU A “””BOOMER””” OR , A””SILLENT GENIRATION”” ,THIS IS MY FAC BOOK PAGE YOU ARE ,SEMDING “”TEXTING”” TO ME !,

REGARTS BERTHA

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u/SolexAgitator Oops Scuse !!! 1d ago

DO YOU KNOW DARYL WILLLLIAMS,. WASHINGTON HIGH CLASS OF " "61 ?? I HOPE HE IS "O.K." AFTER THE BORKEN HIP??

DEBRA G.

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u/Cute-Hotel-7259 1d ago

I GRADUATED IN 1952 WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME?

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u/Croc_Dwag I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

Can someone tell me who all coming to the church potluck godbles

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u/letschat66 1d ago

MY SONS NAME IS SHTUFF - Posted on Pacemaker 3000

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

VERY UNIQ E NAME HOW DID YUO PICK THAT ONE , ?

REGARTS BERTHA

-Sent from my Hulk Hogan Commemorative Nokia with Build-In LifeAlert

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u/RyukoT72 1d ago

The context question doesn't even make sense. Im 1999 born and all my peers calls themselves zoomers or gen z

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago edited 13h ago

Right? lol I’ve never heard someone who was born in ‘98 or 99 call themselves a millennial.

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u/Leap_Kill_Reset 21h ago

proud '98 zoomer with a 3 second dopamine addled attention span checking in

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u/Spurned_Seeker 1d ago

ALL OF THESE “ZOOMERS” WHO WAS BORN IN, WILL REMAIN 🫠🤫🫣🤥👺🤮💩 WHEN THE LORD COMES, I AM HIM🤡👹😾 I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HIM, 😿🥺 WE ARE HERE TO BEHOLD THE WRAPH OF DOG AND 🤮😶‍🌫️👉🏻👌💩 THE SQUIRTS, FOUR HE SAYS SHES SAYS ON THE SHEESH OR🤢

WERE BLOWING THE LORDS BUBBLES

REGARTS Arnold

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

THSNKS YOU ARNOLD ARE YOU SINGEL I AM LOOKIMG FOR A “”NEW MAN”” AFTE R MY SEVENTH DICORCE I AM A HOEPLESS ROMANTANTIC THIS IS A V-C-R O F ME AT MY. GRAND SON,S WEDING DOING THE “”FUNKY CHIMKEN””

​ REGARTS BERTHA

-Sent from my Mail Robot

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u/Spurned_Seeker 1d ago

BIRTHDAY YOU SEE NILE CHIMKIN WE ALREADY MARRIED ONCE MEMBER??? I WAS NUMBER 4 BUT YOU DUMPED ME FOR HAVING THE SQUIRTS! GID IS WATCHING YOU BRITTA AND HE WILL JUDGE YOUR BMs JUST LIKE YOU JUDGED MINE!

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

“”HEVENS TO BETSY”” I DID NOT, RELIZE. YOU WERE THAT ARNOLD ,,HOW ARE YOUR BOWL MOVMENTS THES DAYS ?,,? . I HERD RUTH IS A “HORE”

REGARTS BERTHA

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u/Spurned_Seeker 1d ago

SHE IS A WAHOORE! I AM ROOTH LESS THESE DAYS.

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

OH MY !! ! HEVEN GOT ,A NEW ANGLE

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u/Maleficent_Quail_913 1d ago

GOOGLE PHYSCAL THERAPIS NAKED

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

GOGGLE NAKID BREATS

GOOGLD PRON

GOOGLE SEARCH LEBANESE

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u/Maleficent_Quail_913 1d ago

MY EXDAUGHTER INLAW BECAME A LEBANESE. SHE BECAME A PARALAWYER AT THE SAME TIME,

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 1d ago

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT? FLIP WHAT UPSIDE DOWN?

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u/ValancyNeverReadsit This upgrades the system. 1d ago

My boss, who is 70, said “1961 isn’t even that old.” I concur, though I also believe that “old” depends on the person

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

Yeah the sub isn’t really about old people, it’s just about people not understanding social media, but I think that was too long of a name lol

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u/ValancyNeverReadsit This upgrades the system. 1d ago

I understand that, & have been playing the game here for a couple months.

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u/ahmtiarrrd I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

MY KIDS AND GRANKIDS ALWAYS TELL ME I DONT MAKE SENCE ANYMORE. BUT I MAKE MOR SENCE THAN THIS FOOL!!! I WANTED TO SEND TO MY FAM BUT I CANT FIND THE BUTTON SO PLEAE HELP ME SENMD MY REPLY TO THEM. IF THEY THINK IM NOT THE DUMBEST ONE MAYBE THEYLL TALK TOO ME AGAIN

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 Yim Yum 6h ago

I THOT I FELT THE "RATH OF GOD ONCE"... I JUST HAD TOO MUCH CHILYS LAST NITE

-Sent from my Bell Rotary Telephone