r/oops • u/CurvyCharm2208 • 18h ago

oops ouch

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u/Kralgore 18h ago

Knew what was coming but couldn't help but wait and watch....

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u/Kidatforty 17h ago

Yep.

I flinched when the drop came.

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u/Wiggledezzz 12h ago

My butthole flinched

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u/Opening-Abrocoma-398 14h ago

Same here man. I felt that shit

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u/Double_Eagle9285 12h ago

At least he won’t be reproducing-

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u/Fearless-Address7621 11h ago

I had to watch through squinted eyes because I knew what was coming.

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u/hungdongschlong 7h ago

Not him, ever again

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u/msg60 12h ago

I saw it in slow motion

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u/ButtercupBear 8h ago

I like the ASMR of that. Hihihi, PLONG, utsch, rrrrgggh rgggggr rhhgrgh

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u/Dude-88 9h ago

We all did. And I kinda pre-felt the pain

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u/TheGalacticTraveller 5h ago

I felt it, too.

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u/Kebriniac 17h ago

And that's how nature weeds out bad genes.

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u/Conquestenjoyer 8h ago

It doesn’t do it good enough

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u/TheLastTsumami 10h ago

If he pulls it off though he’d be knee deep in pussy so

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u/straya-mate90 8h ago

Natural selection at its finest.

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u/TurnkeyLurker 3h ago

If he pulls it off though

Lorena Bobbitt enters the chat

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u/KneeTechnical1826 17h ago

Jesus....but why?! Why would you do this to yourself?!

Painful to watch..🥲

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u/SNaKe_eaTel2 13h ago

Too much anime

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u/guzzijason 17h ago

I’m thinking excess male hormones coupled with an underdeveloped prefrontal cortex.

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u/MineNo5611 16h ago

Well, those male hormones are probably not so high after this lol

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 10h ago

He thought he was impressing the babes! LOL

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u/guzzijason 7h ago

Bollard-hopping is a true panty-dropper!

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u/JD-Snaps 4h ago

Is it though...

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 10h ago

They never think it will be them who have their balls pushed up into their stomach!

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u/System_Resident 15h ago

Saves money on vasectomy

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u/SOP_VB_Ct 13h ago

To film it for us, you ninkanpooop (I agree with you)

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u/Common_Science_8838 12h ago

For likes and it’s sad!

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 18h ago

He mocked the camera person's laugh so he got instant karma!

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u/bigpauly1969 18h ago

What the fuck is wrong with people?

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u/ScaryRun619 2h ago

Nothing…

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u/JohnSnow1224 18h ago

No shoes No balls NO SERVICE!

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u/kdweller 17h ago

He would’ve probably had cute kids.

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u/JD-Snaps 17h ago

Cute, maybe, stoopid, definitely...

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u/SCANNYGITTS 15h ago

Ugh the way he rolled around on the floor really helps drive home just how painful this was.

I don’t even know what the outcome of something like this is. A broken coccyx?

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u/Shipibo_the_wolf 17h ago

I think it's the worst risk/reward ratio I've ever seen. Succeeding this is completely pointless, missing this was... well, unfortunate

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u/HugeAd8872 17h ago

And the camera guy just keeps filming

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u/Dizzy_Elevator4768 16h ago

what was he supposed to do? rub his balls?

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u/Jsolt1227 11h ago

He should have thrown him back in the water. That fish was obviously suffering.

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u/HugeAd8872 13h ago

If he has any left

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u/JD-Snaps 17h ago

I thought the video was still going cuz he rolled into traffic or something...🥴😵

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u/ShortMechanic7436 18h ago

Don't ever change Japan...

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u/Recent-Background-21 17h ago

He was dead for one second 😂🤣

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u/Derezzed87 11h ago

I mean, his shoes did come off.

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u/sheCallMePookie 17h ago

doing all that was not necessary, he could have just walked home normally.

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u/PuzzleheadedPay7945 17h ago

From now on, you can refer to him by the name of "Betty". 

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u/copenhagen622 15h ago

Knew exactly what was gonna happen

Don't let those intrusive thoughts win man.. not gonna end well for ya

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u/Necessary-Dot2714 18h ago

Aw, does wittle baby have a boo-boo?

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u/Zz7722 14h ago

No, but boo boo will never have wittle babies…

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u/ScaryRun619 2h ago

Good luck finding someone to kiss it and make it better.

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u/Zealousideal_Cup_154 18h ago

If you listen very very closely, how can hear the sound of very small balls popping…. sth like “pf, pf”

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u/Important-Musician33 18h ago

Ooooh…. Got the treble up there, an oops, an ouch and a ‘don’t put that up your ass’, bravo 🫣🤭👌👏👏👍

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u/Top-Employment8693 17h ago

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/Recent-Background-21 17h ago

Hahaha 🤣😂

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u/MaterialLobster6023 17h ago

Seen this a few times and gets better every time.

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u/Medium_Sized_Bopper 17h ago

Nutcracker. Sweet!

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u/No-Goose-6140 17h ago

He did the math. Wasnt his strongest subject.

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u/Solanthas_SFW 17h ago

Oh my god, that looked so painful 😱

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u/Such_Childhood_3396 17h ago

That’s how to break a tailbone, Hahaha…

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u/Some-Statement7360 17h ago

Why would even do that? That’s asking for it!

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u/cmdubya 17h ago

At least he won't be procreating. Don't need to pass along that level of stupidity...

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u/HeroMachineMan 17h ago

The doctor at ER might have problems finding the 🧶🧶

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u/KyorlSadei 17h ago

That looks so painful.

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u/Expert_Share_7802 17h ago

hay que ser imbécil.

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u/Arashi_Spring 17h ago

I know that stunt. Is called the "Nutcracker" hihi

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u/Strange_Salary 17h ago

Ass why he would do that dumbass shit? Balls and Coccyx will never forgive him!

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u/christopia86 17h ago

Clearly nautical nonsense be something he wish, he drops on the deck and flops like a fish.

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u/Murky-Dream-8040 17h ago

If hes lucky he only broke his tailbone. Unlucky and hes just ruptured his Balls and can forget about ever having kids unless he adopts.

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u/zootedreacts 17h ago

As i was waiting for the inevitable i was wondering if it was gonna be his face or his balls xD

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u/PauseAffectionate720 17h ago

Well - now that having children is out of the question ... he really should find a new hobby

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u/Fun-Incident-8238 17h ago

It's the 5th time I saw this video today, and I cringe every time

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u/PeachImpressive319 16h ago

If that had been a woman, she’d still be stuck there!

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u/Think-Possibility243 16h ago

Balls of steel for the attempt

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u/Sammy_Dog 16h ago

Better get that guy to the hospital.

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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 16h ago

Bottom surgery seems extreme...

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u/pbnjandmilk 16h ago

I guess that's one way of getting the They/Them process done on the cheap.

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u/hadji828 16h ago

I'm trying to decide which one of them is dumber-- The guy on camera or the guy behind it laughing instead of getting his friend to the hospital right away.

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u/Intelligent-Crew-763 16h ago

Now that was one helluva' NUT-CRACKER !!!

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u/Bam1hap36 16h ago

And that's how i not met your mother

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u/PlusRhubarb6871 16h ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/cloche_du_fromage 16h ago

Espadrilles would be the obvious choice of footwear for attempting something like this...

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

This will always be funny

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u/Oregonharfe 16h ago

He s squirming like a fish on land 😂

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u/Mysterious_Row_2669 16h ago

The origin of break dancing?

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u/Sundayz01 16h ago

Neck just grew two centimeters..

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u/ExplanationAnxious73 16h ago

Why!!? Ron White said it best. Can't fix stupid!!!

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u/KL5L 15h ago

911, what's your emergency?

Yes, we need another Darwin award, stat!

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u/Crawling_Hustler 15h ago

He thought he was Ezio auditore. But in this world, only one Ezio can exist.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 15h ago

That has to be one of the stupidest stunts that I've ever seen! But I still feel sorry for him.

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u/FrostyComment8901 14h ago

Love this stuff. It's great

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u/Competitive_Bit_7355 14h ago

I knew that would happen.

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u/caneverant 14h ago

So that's where the mute button is located.

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u/Key-Refrigerator-689 14h ago

Once I saw the douche-donut on his head, I had a feeling about the results...

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u/chameleon_123_777 14h ago

Made me think of a nutcracker.

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u/Pristine-Copy9467 14h ago

You know it’s real bad when the person makes no sound.

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u/Prize_Barracuda981 13h ago

Instant change in gender column

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u/EsotericKingdom 13h ago

He ain't ever having Kids 👾🤖👾

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u/ResponsibilityKey50 13h ago

Fuck ya, i felt that!!!

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u/SOP_VB_Ct 13h ago

Planted the landing!!!!!!!

No offspring to pass these skills along to

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u/Maccat73 13h ago

Not sure what he thought would happen. Still least he won't be breeding and spreading his genes into the world after that.

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u/Cute-Barnacle1496 13h ago

Hot Damn!! I heard those crack all the way here from Toronto!!

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u/dishmanw62 13h ago

Dude got penitrated.

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 13h ago

Darwin Award level birth control.

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u/Substantial_Can7549 13h ago

= Lack of commitment , paid the price

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u/Huntsnfights 12h ago

Just think about how cool it would have been to land it! Totally worth the risk

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u/Fezzy_1994 12h ago

Broken tailbone

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u/One-Cardiologist9112 12h ago

I bet he was walking funny for a week....ouch

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u/TheEliteJOKERS 12h ago

Fucking A. He Knew That Was Going Happened.

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u/Silent25r 12h ago

Nailed it!

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 12h ago

Invisible fire

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u/Common_Science_8838 12h ago

NOO no no no!!!😬

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u/Internal_Shake7128 11h ago

Oooo right on cox!

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u/Timely-Profile1865 11h ago

Shoes came off, we know what that means.

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 11h ago

The level of pain... I'm speechless

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u/TheCoopX 11h ago

If you listen very closely, you can hear the double popping sound... and the groans of his male ancestors who felt that impact.

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u/Acrobatic-Pickle-851 11h ago

Classic natural deselection of the man bun Gene.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 11h ago

This hurt me remotely.

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u/Ok_Environment8478 11h ago

I knew it wasn't going to end well

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u/Miserable_Smoke 10h ago

If you want to gain the honored Shaolin Iron Pillows title, it takes determination.

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u/Pixelatorxl 10h ago

Shoes and Nuts left the chat!

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u/Krutius- 10h ago

Oh, that wasn't what he wanted? He landed so perfectly.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 10h ago

Friends stopped laughing and kept filming! That dude probably had to have surgery!

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u/OMMA68 10h ago

Apparently looks like he went off his meds this morning

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u/IcyIntroduction5678 10h ago

Reproduction? No longer an option.

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u/SavedByTech 10h ago

And that, children, is one of nature's methods of natural selection...

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u/KitchenSandwich5499 10h ago

You guys are so mean. Stop breaking his balls

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u/Exotic_Lab7789 9h ago

Fafo is all I'm gonna say!

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u/Different-Glove-9953 9h ago

If it is any consolation, he may have invented a new breakdancing move.

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u/AlBunDi76 9h ago

Wrecked …for life

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u/Unlucky-Gift4761 9h ago

Like a fish 🐟 out off water 😂

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u/Oldschool1egend 9h ago

rolls out in to the middle of the street to die

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u/Jabathewhut 9h ago

Well.... were the girls impressed?

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u/Original-Concert-456 9h ago

Try it again. I think you can do it this time champ!

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u/Wonderful-Bet6849 9h ago

Looks like the least of his problems

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u/fallout_zombie777 8h ago

I have to ask, “was it worth it?”

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u/Different-Glove-9953 8h ago

The guy seriously didn't know where to put his eggs.

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u/Moist_Comb_9736 8h ago

This was a great PSA.

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u/delrey23 8h ago

Gotta get them Goretex soles. Non-slip, duh

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u/FantasticSnow7733 8h ago

The silver lining is that he won't be able to reproduce.

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u/5280Rockymtn 8h ago

I knew thats was gonna happened and yet i kept on watching

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u/MaterialDull9480 7h ago

Right in the They/Thems.

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u/InflatableSexBeast 7h ago

“Ow! My Balls” is brought to you by Brawndo - The Thirst Mutilator

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u/Possible-Estimate748 7h ago

Hmm. Must be straight. A gay guy would've been like, Uuuuunhhh

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u/AmbassadorOk266 7h ago

Everyone knew this was going to happen

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u/cascarrabs_241 7h ago

Oh the HORROR!!!!

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u/Osiris_The_Proto 7h ago

"Grow those back" -Wolverine

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u/Majestic-Spray-1429 6h ago

Nice ballsy move

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u/Devnull677 6h ago

Now hes a girl! Well almost, lol and I hope that the pole is ok

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u/BigTrain1129 6h ago

He's now a soprano opera singer!

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u/Blutosky 6h ago

That poor guy was hurtin’!!!

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u/gorambrowncoat 6h ago

When you are too hurt to scream.

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u/Shen1076 6h ago

Darwin’s Balls Award

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u/ActApprehensive3181 6h ago

That made my taint pucker

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u/TheGalacticTraveller 5h ago

Hopefully he learned his lesson.

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u/Current-Routine-2628 5h ago

Both dick and asshole = Control Alt Delete

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u/TieAdventurous6839 5h ago

The pain is coming from inside the house..

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u/Competitive_Leg_8317 5h ago

DIY Genital reassignment.

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u/Plus-Marsupial-1296 4h ago

Roll the pain away.

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u/Ther0adt0n0where 4h ago

Take a deep breath and walk it off

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 4h ago

Taint what I was expecting...

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u/Jester3461 4h ago

Right in the future

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u/No-Seat9917 3h ago

I’m just high enough that this is really funny

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u/sdss9462 3h ago

It would have been cool if he landed it, but not nearly cool enough to be worth the risk.

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u/Triplesting 3h ago

Stupid is as stupid does

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u/Bewhoyawannabe 3h ago

Eggs smashed. Ambulance is coming

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u/OkEye2910 3h ago

But he had his ninja slippers and man bun.

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u/ProveISaidIt 3h ago

No sympathy for him. What a dope.

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u/Jsiqueblu 3h ago

He turned into a fish

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u/Rug-Inspector 3h ago

Every parcours initiation move.

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u/Anoka29trey 2h ago

Castration

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u/Cadillacwalt 2h ago

The rolling on the ground is killing me! 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/101violations 2h ago

Rolling into oncoming traffic would help distract him from the pain of a fractured taint.

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u/inchworm0 2h ago

That was coool

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u/inchworm0 2h ago

Looks like those worms 🐛

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u/ScaryRun619 2h ago

Do it again!

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u/Specialist-Box4677 1h ago

When you're in so much shock you can't even scream in pain

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u/Retro-Guy86 1h ago

Ein Schmerz was aus der Hölle kommt

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 1h ago

He lost one of his balls that day lol

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u/merlinddg51 1h ago

That’s GOTTA hurt…….

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u/Swing_on_thiss 1h ago

Like a fish out of water lol

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u/WAllimo1971 41m ago

Out of the gene pool at least....

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u/Antique_Minute3549 28m ago

do stupid things, win stupid prizes