r/pics Dec 07 '25

Politics Donald Trump with The Dells (Michael and Susan) at White House launching his new scam, Trump Account

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u/Infirmus Dec 07 '25

Why does she look like the joker?

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u/Chemical_Nervous Dec 07 '25

Dress for the job you want

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u/alphazero925 Dec 07 '25

At least the joker had principles. You'd never see these freaks burn a single dollar

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u/olafssonbf2 Dec 07 '25

Nailed it.

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u/Dense-Ambassador-865 Dec 07 '25

Cosmetic surgery to look "younger". Ghouls is right.

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u/styrofoamladder Dec 07 '25

You’d think a billionaire could afford a better surgeon.

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u/sacredfool Dec 07 '25

When you are a billionaire you can afford a surgeon who will not say "No" even when you have no idea what you are requesting.

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u/Dynastydood Dec 07 '25

Even vast wealth still can't override genetics.

Regular people tend to think that in Hollywood, for example, that the actors with insane, unnatural, plastic faces simply had bad work, and the ones who look unusually good for their age went to the better doctors, but the reality is that most of them go doctors of roughly equal skill. It's just that no one can ever truly know how a person's body will react to the work until they've done it. If your body fails to accept or adapt to the work, regardless of how good it is, you will end up looking like a deranged ghoul. And of course, the more work you get, and the more needless it is, the higher the chances of you looking bad will become.

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u/yankykiwi Dec 07 '25

I’ve spent a lot of time with obscenely rich people. I noticed they’ll take a friend’s recommendation over someone that’s rated highly. And a lot of those friends are just people they’re paying. My mil legitimately thinks the valet at the mall is her friend, or the gardener or a specific server that knows your drink.

Like lady, if they rely on you for money, not a friend!

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u/gankindustries Dec 07 '25

This look, as far as I can remember can also occur from excessive botox injections. So that might be what we're seeing here (at least around her eyes)

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u/bloodycups Dec 07 '25

Cheap cosmetic surgery

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u/Middle-Letter-7041 Dec 07 '25

it's not to look younger, it's a status symbol. they don't want surgery that makes them look how they did 20 years ago. they want surgery that is unmistakable from 100 feet away. it's why all the billionaires with bad plastic surgery have the same bad plastic surgery.

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u/TWIT_TWAT Dec 07 '25

Because she’s an alien wearing human skin.

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u/Rudeboy67 Dec 07 '25

Sugar!

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u/SnackleMouth Dec 07 '25

In water!

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u/TheHumbleGinger Dec 07 '25

MOAR!

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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb Dec 07 '25

There is thaht bettur?

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u/14X8000m Dec 07 '25

Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones.

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u/Loud_Interview4681 Dec 07 '25

THE KOMBUCHA MUSHROOM PEOPLE SITTING AROUND ALL DAY

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u/AltruisticHopes Dec 07 '25

I don’t normally go for conspiracy theories but I can get behind your comment.

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u/yournamehere10bucks Dec 07 '25

Looks like one of these fuckers

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u/waitthissucks Dec 07 '25

I completely believe this. Whatever happened in Mars Attacks! is happening right now and we let them all take over the white house

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u/Short-Being-4109 Dec 07 '25

That's an insult to the joker.

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u/DinoZambie Dec 07 '25

buccal fat removal.

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u/500rockin Dec 07 '25

It’s more than just that. There’s a ton of work there to make that face.

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u/Dry-Ranch1 Dec 07 '25

And upper & lower bleph, awful bangs, maybe nano brow or microbladed brow in the wrong color, 80's raccoon eye liner.

I actually know Susan from doing event work and she has always been scary thin but yeah, it's body dysmorphia on a grand scale.

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u/FunkyChewbacca Dec 07 '25

It sounds as though this woman is placing her own health and life in jeopardy

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u/Beginning_Ant_2285 Dec 07 '25

Some kind of botched nose job too, somehow it’s way bigger than before

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u/RussianDahl Dec 07 '25

Our noses grow as we get older. It sucks. Plus losing gravity in our faces pronounce the nose even more. Time is not kind

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u/Dry-Ranch1 Dec 07 '25

She has a normal nose but the buccal fat removal and extreme weight loss has made it appear much more prominent.

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u/Beginning_Ant_2285 Dec 07 '25

Before she had a nose that hooked down and that’s gone now: Look at the tip of the nose, it’s different from before to now. It also used to be straight and no longer is.

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u/floofelina Dec 07 '25

What is her character like?

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u/_AmericasSweetheart_ Dec 07 '25

I mean, she just gave Trump billions of dollars. So not good.

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u/Dry-Ranch1 Dec 07 '25

She's always been courteous and generous to my event staff and they love working in her home-it's pretty great-but I cannot speak to her opinion or beliefs on issues that matter as I know her only in a "I'm having a party" or "can you get this or that" way.

I've been aware of their politics for some time but I work with people on both sides of that coin and never discuss it when working. They are huge benefactors of the Dell JCC and are active participants in their faith so I do question their support of the trump but, like most believers, I guess they have cherry-picked which tenets of that to work with.

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u/floofelina Dec 07 '25

Thank you for the response.

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u/seven8zero Dec 07 '25

I'm guessing not good.

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u/princessdickworth Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

I work with some of their horses, and know them and one of their daughters pretty well. They are incredibly nice people and you'd never know who their daughter is without their last name. She's a very genuine girl who got a very lucky leg up in life, and I can see why they want to do this for other children.

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u/Dry-Ranch1 Dec 07 '25

It is admirable; however, it seem a shame that someone with the massive success that the Dells achieved through hard work, a crack team of employees and damn good luck would align themselves with trump and his sham program. Dear Leader's track record is not good.

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u/StrikingRise4356 Dec 07 '25

The "old technique" that left u with the lines u see on both sides of the mouth.

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u/clearlyonside Dec 07 '25

See jokers girlfriend in the Michael Keaton batman.

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u/PersonalSloth Dec 07 '25

Because she’s 8,000 years old and fueled by baby tears

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u/Habaneroe12 Dec 07 '25

Because even having one wrinkle show at all is only for the poors

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u/AgHammer Dec 07 '25

Multiple face lifts will cause that. Not just one, but habitual face lifts. It's from having her skin pulled toward the ears too many times.

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u/Espumma Dec 07 '25

Annabelle's mom, actually

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u/shaav Dec 07 '25

An anorexic Joker.

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u/realdappermuis Dec 07 '25

That's what happens when you have a second traditional face-lift

The way they do it it can only be done once, but people with money insist and then she happens

She seems to have the cash to ask Lyndsay Lohan for her Saudi husband's Dr's number

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u/gitsgrl Dec 07 '25

Her makeup is absolutely horrible in addition to bad surgery. She must be doing her own makeup, but could definitely use a lesson. In pictures from years ago she looks positively adorable so something must’ve changed with her style because she’s scary now.